Awkward family mirin your gains#2

So did you fuck her in the Outback parking lot yet?

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Haaaaai
Gib pics please

>>30026280
Pics of her?!?

Oh balls, just saw you kids already made another thread. I feel silly.

>>30026321
Stick with this one

>>30026321
Post a picture of her you faggot

>>30026327
I second this motion

I beg you, give us pics. Would give me fap material for years together with the stories. Have never had such a rock hard boner as last night.

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>>30026310
>>30026312
The problem was finding pictures of her that weren't already plastered all over her facebook and instagram.

Alright, here you go.

>>30026371

We need full body pic please mate.

>>30026371
Good start but we need a body pic, m90.

>tfw no older lady incest

;_;

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>>30026411
>>30026377
I don't have full body pictures that are easy as shit to trace back. I'm not posting the worst one I have until I'm back from work.

>>30026480

Well, that's nice, I'm sure footfags will be happy. But come on, give me something to work with.

This is basically you being a fucking autist and seeing things that aren't there.

If anything your aunt is trying her hardest to shore up your confidence because she wants you to go out and find a nice girl. Trust me when I say this, she's basically using you as an experiment to craft and mold her own "perfect man" to give to the women of the world some kind of strange womens project.

Women try to do this shit all the time with their own kids. In her head if she can make you into a handsome and successful young man she's succeeded as a woman.

>>30026495
This is the closest approximation of her body I could find without browsing for porn. I'm not posting her ass until I'm off my work network.

>>30026544
>I'm not posting her ass until I'm off my work network.
But you will do it later, yes?

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>>30026544
>forget to post image.

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>>30026534
>My opinion is a fact.

>>30026480
When you're back, and feel like going through the trouble, you could fire up photoshop, replace the background of a photo, put some little circles or squares or lines on whatever she's wearing in that shot, and then post it. That should prevent it from getting traced back, but you can check it yourself prior to posting through Google Image Search.
Then again, I don't really need it, your stories were entertaining enough.

>>30026544
How soon will that be? I really feel like fapping.

>>30026534
I considered this, and to a large extent I agree with it. I was autismal as fuck in responding to her attention, and insecure as can be. At the time I was skeletor, and did not know how to handle positive attention.

I don't know if the other thread was archived somewhere or not, there are some more stories there. Her crawling into bed with me was pretty much one of the things I'm pretty sure of was not me being a retard and seeing things that aren't there.

>>30026544

We'll be here bro. My boner is ready.

>>30026594

Here is the old thread. Prepare to fap.

http://4archive.org/fit/thread/30007738#p30019604

so do you consider fucking her or not?
how is the relationship with your mother?

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>>30026495
>I'm sure footfags will be happy

You are correct sir

>>30026280
Moar stories. My boner didn't choose this life. This life chose him.

>>30026603
Thank you based anon

i now have a boner

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>>30026570
>I genuinely believe an autistic man child's aunt wants to have sex with him.

>>30026658
>incest has never ever happened

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>>30026658
So many people on 4chan (mostly /b/ I guess) have an incest fetish.
Why can't the aunt be one of those people ?

>>30026552
So this was on vacation?

>>30026280
It is 2.10am in melbourne and I checked 4chan to see if AmsterdamAutist had delivered.. and he DID!!!!!

God bless you bro... I will keep this thread opened (mobile user) so that I may destroy my benis when I get up in a few hours.

>>30026672
>It happened to an anon on /fit/

Nope.

>>30026674

Because this is not /b/

>>30026480
>>30026495
Footfag here. Super happy. Keep it up! Get an fj from her.

>>30026674
Have you ever heard of a female with a incest fetish?

100% people on b is dudes

>>30026705
There are a lot of people browsing /fit/, it's not impossible.

>>30026721
>Have you ever heard of a female with a incest fetish?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8-xtDktW-o

>>30026682
Nevermind, I didn't read correctly

>>30026612
This is mostly just me being awkward as fuck.

>Few weeks after injuring my back
>I only do isolation upper body work that doesn't involve my back
>No compound lifts for a few weeks
>Don't even benchpress
>I am become curlbro, hogger of benches
>Get tired of it, feel my strength fading away by neglect
>I decide to start deadlifting and squatting again with low weight
>I tell my aunt
>"Like hell you are."
>Assure her that I'm fine
>Only way she'll let me go to the gym is if she can keep an eye on me
>you'renotmyrealmom.png
>We arrive at the gym, change clothes. She's wearing her yogapants.
>Start out with benchpressing, she's spotting me
>Feel the stupid urge to impress her
>Load plates on the bar
>Lift it, one rep, two reps, three reps, four reps,
>Bar doesn't want to raise anymore
>Emberassed as fuck, she helps me lift it off me with a smile once she notices my face
>"You don't have to impress me here."
>Take some weight off, finish sets
>Mumble about how I need to start squatting again
>She tells me no machismo with the weights this time this time
>"Just show off your ass."
>I laugh awkwardly
>Start squating with an empty bar
>Going pretty good so far
>Look in the mirror
>See her eyes glued to my ass as I'm going up and down
>feels like I'm not wearing pants
>Oh god why make it stop
>Quickly put the bar back in the cage
>Says it's her turn
>Loads up the bar
>Goes down. Ass to grass.
>Her yogapants try to contain her ass for dear life
>She rises as slowly as possible
>Look in the mirror, cath her usual shit eating grin beaming in my eyes
>Painfully slowly lowers the bar again
>"We're not home yet. Try to behave."
>Praise jesus for small miracles, like wearing wide jogging pants
>Drive home together
>Car smells like feet, sweat and musk
>She never stops smiling
>I want off this ride

>>30026552
God bless you maam

>>30026740
dad-daughter is completely different dynamic then mom-son idiot. Every ho has daddy issues these days

>>30026775
>I want off this ride

Jesus, why? I'd kill for this.

>>30026782
Oh and you think there haven't been mom-son incest relationships? And it's not even his mom, it's his aunt.

>>30026280
Post pics of Aunt Jemina!!

Pls fuck her OP & post about it on /b/

>>30026775
Casually suggest to your aunt you have a large barbell that needs to be polished.

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>>30026775
>"We're not home yet. Try to behave."

>>30026798
>Oh and you think there haven't been mom-son incest relationships?
Did i say that you fucking retard?

>>30026775
Godver, ik wou dat ik een lekkere tante had die me hielp met sportschool shit.
Maar ik zou haar ook niet doen.

>>30026828
Then what is your fucking problem?

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>>30026832
Glibbidy gloopity boop

>>30026789
>this is what handholdless virgins actually believe

>>30026832
Nee, het is echt te bizar om iets mee te doen.

>>30026789
If it actually was your own aunt, no, no you probably wouldn't. Probably. She has a good ass.

>>30026862
>If it actually was your own aunt, no, no you probably wouldn't

I would if she acted like you describe. What's the big deal? Just use a condom and don't tell your mom.

>>30026873
>don't tell your mom.

Unless you want a hot threesome with experienced women

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OP is beta for leaving us hanging. This is now a thread to ward away the Gains Goblin

>>30026881
I like your thinking anon.

>>30026881
Well, is your mom hot, AA?

>>30026897

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

>>30026908
She looks pretty much like my aunt, but way older.

>>30026873
Because I'd be shoving my dick down her asshole. How the hell do you that and not fuck up your relationship with her forever?

>>30026775
>muh dik
Anon, do us all a favor and raw dog bust a nut inside

>>30026926
>Because I'd be shoving my dick down her asshole.
Even better.

> How the hell do you that and not fuck up your relationship with her forever?
You wouldn't fuck it up, sounds like she's been asking for it, that + the fact that she's lonely means your D could have actually improved her life. But you were too selfish to give it to her.

>>30026926
hey could you posta pic of yourself with stats? please

>>30026926
How are you Dutch and have this many hang ups about sex?

I've fucked all my female friends. It's not a big deal, sex is just a fun thing two people can do together.

That said I've never fucked a family member, and never wanted to before now

>>30026480
footfag here
muh dick

>>30026862
Ik denk trouwens wel dat je er misschien wat meer inziet dan er eigenlijk is. Ik heb het gehad met meisjes, ben zelf niet echt een autist, maar wel trekjes. Gevoel dat er iets is, maar uiteindelijk 'bedoelen' ze dat niet. Ik denk dat ze het alleen doet om je zelfvertrouwen te geven. Dat hoop ik verder wel echt voor je.
Als je (net als ik) te chicken ben om op meisjes af te stappen (ik heb het zelfs met drank op vaak, maar als ik dan eenmaal bezig ben dan gaat het wel) is misschien Phenibut een oplossing. Menno Henselmans heeft er een goed artikel over, en kan je zeggen dat als ik het gebruik ik wel makkelijker praat. Zelfvertrouwen is een ander probleem, ook al zegt iedereen dat ik er goed uitzie. (oh de ironie van liften)

Bij welke gym sport je dan ?

>>30026953
>I've fucked all my female friends. It's not a big deal, sex is just a fun thing two people can do together.

Wish I had. Seconded that opinion. And it's not weird as long as it isn't directly related.

>>30026966
Dat dacht ik de eerste zes maanden of iets dergelijks. Maar als een meisje bij je in bed kruipt en haar hand onder je shirt doet krijg ik gemixte signalen. Vandaar dat ik het zo fucked up vind.

>>30026953
>>30026944
Because it's taboo as hell. It's taboo-er than taboo. It's not done.

>>30027013
Hou je bek en neuk haar gadverdamme
> not being her fuckbuddy for life

>>30027013
taboo of incest is what makes my dick the hardest known to man

wouldn't fuck my own family though
weird how it works out like that
I hope your story ends with you splitting your aunt in two with your dick as she grabs onto your body for dear life whispering in your ear, "i have been waiting for this for so long"

>>30027013
>Because it's taboo as hell.

That's why it's hot. If you get found out, you can always flee to LONDON
O
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>>30027013
>Maar als een meisje bij je in bed kruipt en haar hand onder je shirt doet krijg ik gemixte signalen.
Godverdomme man, welke gemixte signalen? Ben je wel helemaal 100? Dit is het toppunt van duidelijkheid.

>>30026775

Thursday evenings really were the worst.

>Continuous topic of interest to my aunt is my complete and utter lack of interest in girls
>She gets more and more into it the more we drink and have these thursday nights
>Like an annoying big sister she keeps nagging me to go on dates and to try and get more friends
>I've had enough and just flat out tell her that I just don't want to, and that I'd appreciate it if she let it be
>She just stares at me quizzically for a moment, before deciding to ask the million dollar question
>"Are you a virgin?"
>I'm offended and act defensively.
>She says she didn't mean anything by it, she's just never seen me with a girl before in all her time knowing me
>Tell her I've hooked up with a few skanks by this point in my life, never had an actual girlfriend though
>Punches me on my arm, calls me a player
>Tell her that's not really the kind of person I am, it just sort of happened
>She gives me one of those annoying "suuuuure" looks
>"Well as long as you showed them a good time."
>Tell her I've never had any complaints
>She spits out a bit of her drink and starts laughing uncontrollably
>She says she has no trouble believing that all
>"I've seen what you're packing, remember?"
>I thank her for reminding me she caught me jerking off in the tub
>I just get more laughing in my face
>"I won't tell your mom, don't worry."
>Ask her how the hell she would even broach the subject anyway. Just call her up and tell her she looked at me beating my meat in her house while asking how dad was doing?
>Her face slowly contorts into a smile
>That devious smile
>I buckle up for the disaster I have wrought upon myself, cursing inwardly
>She tells me my mom is more candid than I'd ever like to know
>"I'd just tell my big sister I couldn't believe how big your cock is."
>I just stare into the abyss
>It stares back at me, smiling
>"I'm sure she'd be proud of you."
>She starts laughing again and throws back her drink
>"I am."

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Gonna dump the screens from yesterday for any poor anons who missed out. Pepper your boners gentlemen

Also I'm afraid this thread will get deleted, so to keep it /fit/ related...

How many reps for dead lift do you guys do? Personally I warmup lightweight, then like 5 x ~60% of max, 3-4 x ~80%, 2-3 x ~90%, then 1 x max, then 1 more with an extra 5 lbs if I'm feeling it (which I have been recently cause glorious bulk). Is this reasonable?

>>30027124
You're making shit up at this point

>>30027013
>Because it's taboo as hell

That's why it's hot. Sure, you might feel a little freaked out, but as soon you spread her glorious cheeks and your mushroom head goes inside dem anal sugar walls you forget all about that, and when you cum it will be an amazing mixture of an isnane orgasm and guilt. You'll bee pumping loads into that ass for at least a minute.

You HAVE to do it.

>>30027124
Yeah, that's just a load of shit.

>>30027141
This was my exact experiance with my first interracial too

>>30026658
You clearly didn't read the stories from yesterday.

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>>30027124

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>>30026775
>"We're not home yet. Try to behave."
>>30027124
>"I'd just tell my big sister I couldn't believe how big your cock is."

fffuuuuuuuuuuuuuck dude my penis is diamonds

>>30027163
Incest would be like that but 1000x more intense.

>>30027013
Ik moet zeggen dat ik ook wel iets meer de kant op ga dat ze inderdaad pik wil. Hier zijn je opties:
1. Het doen
2. Het niet doen en zeggen dat ze normaal moet doen
3. Het niet doen en verhuizen.

>>30026789
>Jesus, why? I'd kill for this.

Because people without autism/only interacting with people anonymously with 0 consequences can actually connect with other human beings and get girlfriends and random pussy, so they don't fantasize about fucking the nearest, usually related vagina because they're mentally healthy.

>>30027124
Seems that she smiles terribly a lot anon

>>30027200
>thinking incest is just about the nearest vagina

how wrong can you get? it's all about the forbidden fruit.

>>30027124
Don't care of Fap fiction. I love this shit.

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>>30027124
Bro, you got some good writing skills. On your off time you better write me a god damn story with you doing your autismo archival work and getting attacked by a bunch of DYEL Edward Cullens vamps when you tell them they don't have their paperwork properly authorized. Snapping backs, punching your fist through sparkly chests, ripping spines out for Predator trophies.

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>>30027233
Same. My dick makes no distinction

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>>30027236
Agreed, these were all very well written

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can someone edit one of these stories, or write an entirely new one where he actually fucks her...cause that what we all want to read.

>>30027152
>>30027136
shhh

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Aaaaand that is all. Thank you, AmsterdamAutist, for giving me so many boners
>no homo

Also waiting on those pics dude

>>30026534
Bro, she touched his cock and squeezed his glutes.
Let's not be dense here

>>30027236
OP here. Posting on my phone now, commuting again. I don't recall my trip, but I suppose it doesn't matter much anymore. We had a good run. Pushing the suspension of disbelief was really what kept me going. I regret that I pushed it too far this last green text. I was already thinking of the final two stories. It would have ended with my aunt on the floor, finally granting everyone the tale of the coveted pantsless yoga, spreading her ass cheeks, only to have everyone do the dinosaur.

You've been a wonderful audience. II regret how I blew the conclusion, I would have enjoyed pushing more boundaries before having it all crash down around us.

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>>30027134
>Keep it /fit/ related.
I've been working out since september, but I only gained about 4 pounds of muscle (and half pound of fat). Is there a way to tell objectively how much excercise is too much and how much is too little to build muscle at an optimal rate ? Like for example, should I do more than 1 excercise per muscle(-group) but not more than 3 ?
Like, at what point do you exhaust your muscles to the point where they won't grow bigger/stronger ?

I just read all of these back-to-back and my dick is diamonds.

>>30027292

>>30027239
>Cock won't go down
>As she noticed my purely erect penis she keeps glaring at it
>"I wonder if your dad has a dick like this anon"
>"I've always wanted to fuck your dad...but look at you" she says as she smiles
>The look in her eyes is mesmerizing, she winks
>My dick gets even harder as she starts to stroke it
>"What are you doing" I moan
>"You know you want it" she replies

>>30027013
>Because it's taboo as hell. It's taboo-er than taboo. It's not done.

Taboos, like rules, are there to be broken.

>>30027366
Pls stop. Leave it to someone better at writing.

>>30027292

>Studying for exam
>Don't sleep much, if at all, up all night till morning routinely
>Pretend to sleep early to keep aunt from nagging me to get enough sleep
>Hear noises in the middle of the night
>Not sure I want to know.exe
>Think it might be a break in, because aunt's been in bed for a few hours and nobody has come over via the front door
>Get out of bed, quietly check the door and windows
>Noise is coming from her room
>Bed is creaking like crazy
>By creaking I mean it sounded like she was fucking jumping on it
>Get closer to the door to listen
>Hear her moan
>It's dark as fuck, I accidentally hit a plastic bag lying on the floor
>Freeze
>Noise stops abruptly, hear scuffling
>I double time my way to the bathroom, the closest place to hide
>I hear her bedroom door open
>Hear her walk towards my room
>Door is open, I'm not in bed, laptop is still turned on
>"anon?"
>Yell out I'm in the bathroom
>Asks if I'm having trouble sleeping
>I say yes, I make up some bullshit about my exams
>Asks if I want a drink
>Say sure
>I walk out of the bathroom, she's standing there in the shortest bathrobe in the history of man
>Looks me straight in the eye
>Awkward silence. We both know what she was doing
>My boxers can barely contain my boner
>She looks me straight in the eye, no trace of emberassement to be found anywhere
>"A girl has needs. Sorry for waking you up."
>She pecks me on the lips and walks off to her bedroom
>Doesn't close her fucking door all the way
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

>>30027124
>>"I'd just tell my big sister I couldn't believe how big your cock is."
>>"I'm sure she'd be proud of you."
>She starts laughing again and throws back her drink
>"I am."

What hentai did you rip this dialogue from?

>>30026280
Doe haar.
Do it for us all

>>30027387
> aunt sees bagine
> anon put penor in it
> put dink in her
> gibe me the dik
> aunt cums

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>>30027322

>>30027387
Meh, I just tried something. Don't need to get upset I couldn't fulfill your incest needs. please forgive me

>>30027292
OP here. See: >>30027344
I will grant you this, if you wish it so. It's the least I can do for all the blue balls I've caused.

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>>30027422
Not upset, just semi-politely letting you know your writing is a little cliche and those ebin stories deserve a well written ending.
Faggot. :-*

>still no decent pix

this i all meaningless without pix...

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>>30027344
Seriously, bro, what do you do for a living? You need to be writing in your off time and just put out story after story of just fun as fuck stuff to read.

Open Q:
Who here wouldn't buy an ebook for $5 of OP with his strangely attractive aunt having to deal with the apocalypse and killing shit?

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>>30027434
*heavy breathing*

>>30027450
Use your imagination. It's all made up anyway.

I picture her as a half Indonesian babe.

>>30027452
Post Apocalyptic incest would become the new dinosaur porn

http://nymag.com/thecut/2013/10/qa-the-women-who-write-dinosaur-erotica.html

>>30027452
This should do the trick.

Like I said, I do archival work.

You think? I could, I've always enjoyed writing.

As for this story, I based it on a cougar I fucked back when I was in university in Amsterdam. That's the woman in the picture. I have a picture of her ass on my computer, I was going to share eventually. It's pleasantly plump and tight.

>>30027322
You mean i read all of that and he didn't even fuck her? What a let down

>>30027496
>You think? I could, I've always enjoyed writing.

Brah Amazon is god tier for self published new authors, all you need is to cultivate an audience (goodreads.com is good for that, also, here).

>>30027496
Post stories and ass pic of the cougar, AA.

>>30027496
Yeah, we still want to see that

>>30027487
Only by fucking our closest relatives can we hope to repopulate the earth.

"Oh god, daddy, not in there, we need to make babies!"

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>>30027496
Oh you bastard, so the story was fake after all ?
Share ALL the pics nonetheless.

captcha: ownth

>>30027292
>After a lot of soul searching and some helpful advice from the autistic man-children at 4chan I decided go back to Amsterdam for surprise visit.
>Arrived wearing a mesh tank top and denim cut-offs to show off my gains and tan that i'd been working on in the interim from the last time i saw my Aunt.
>Aunt picked me up at the Airport, she is clearly taken aback from the sight of me and gasped out aloud but realised straight away and started blushing beet-red.
>"My, anon, how you've...grown."
>"Hehe yeah thanks i guess....." My autism hasn't show much progress in slowing down.
>Realising the awkard pause i reach over and take her in my arms and in one smooth motion i sweep her off her feet and into my arms using my functional strength.
>"I thought you were here to pick me up." I cooly say with a wink followeed by a raised eyebrow.
>She's taken aback, she has no words, just gibberish and mumbling spewing from her dropped jaw.
>She looks so beautiful with her face so close to mine, she smells of roses and pot-pourri.
>I feel the overwhelming desire to lock my lips against hers and never part them, and i can tell she does aswell, slightly leaning in for a kiss that would blur the bonds between aunt and nephew.
>I whisper, "Not here, let us wait till we are back at your place, there are too many prying eyes, and I want you all to myself."
>She collapses her head against my chest as we walk off into the setting afternoon sun.

>>30027496
>>30027496

POST PIC OP

>>30027496
>you think
Fuck yeah man. You don't even need to add in the wincest. You made green text smooth, funny, and built that tension strong while writing about stuff you knew. Reminds me of Larry Correia and Jim Butcher. They just write fiction that's entertaining and get to sleep on bags of gold.

>>30027487
>>30027515
this
And being self published you get to keep a much bigger portion of the profits. Ebooks are free to duplicate too :D

>>30026480
fuck her pussy

>>30027626
Shut the fuck up, you post like a 12 year old

>>30027403
You have no idea how much I fought to keep the temptation to do this at bay.

>>30027658
op plox post a pic of your gainz, Im super curious what is it that your auntie cant stop mirin

>>30027685
Bro there is no aunt, he's already said this

>>30027658
Post ass pic faggot

>>30027697
but I want to see his gaaaaainz dont ruin my dreams
(my fault i skipped some of his writting tho :| )

>>30027706
When I get home, you fat piece of shit.

>>30027626
The main thing that drew people in was the wincest, or the chances of getting wincest. I wrote the MC as an absolute autismal retard to increase frustration.

I'll keep at it, I suppose. Keep an eye on the weekend smut threads on /tg/. I'll write some post apocalyptic porn stories there.

THE DICK
GIVE HER IT

>>30027742
Under AmsterdamAutist trips?

>>30027742
Also, keep the thread alive. I'll be back at 8, gmt+1.

>>30027756
Yes, I'll keep the trips.

>>30027771
THIS WILL BE THE TRUTH

>>30027798
What truth?

>>30027771
Bless you! Keep the trip!

And you are such a douche for making up the aunt story... hahah! We all forgive you though bro. Looking forward to seeing the cougars ass

>>30026280
>lives with hot, fit, relatively young aunt for a year
>she is clearly into you
>doesn't leverage the situation and fuck her silly on a regular basis
You done goofed, OP.

>>30028137
Good god. Don't fucking type "...hahah!"

>>30028206
>implying you would fuck your own aunt.

>>30026897
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

>>30027742
So what the hell kindof board is /tg/ like? Is it worth the weekly pilgrimage for AmsterdamAutists stories?

>>30028892
it's a strange place. D&D threads all over.

Home at last.

Guess I'll get typing.

>>30028892
Just filter out the 40k and MtG threads, possibly the quests, and you'll be fine.

I wonder if I'll get banned if I post the ass here. I mean it's just the ass, there's no vagoo or butthole.

>>30028961
Might be a bit too straight for fit to see lady parts.

>>30026775
fake as fuck

>>30028985
kek

>>30029031
good job, maybe read the rest of the thread first

>>30028961
I've posted my dick here bro... you get 3 days at the most

>>30028892
/tg/ used to just be /d/ with occasional game discussion. Now it is pretty boring, and I love traditional games.

>>30028961
>filter out the only good threads on /tg/

scooby dooby doo

>>30028961
Asses aren't really nudity, A girl wearing a g-string is pretty much showing all of her ass and still counts as dressed.

>>30027496
if you're going to make up a story at least don't admit it's fake

>>30028961
post it pretending you are a grill asking to get your ass toned, you will get a 350 reply bread thread

>>30027124
This is the end, the only end, my friend.

>Last week of the strangest year of my life
>Classes are already over for summer
>We've begun to pack up all my stuff
>Not that I have much, I pretty much lived in a cupboard
>Generally just cleaning up the house to make it habitable for my aunt again
>My aunt says she'll be sad to see me go, it was a fun year
>I find myself agreeing with her. Despite everything, it was a nice place to live
>If anything, me living with her assured her that she really does need a man in her life, she tells me
>I take the remark at face value, not bothering to figure out whether or not it was a joke anymore
>She notices my apathy, and touches my arm
>"Look.. I know I'm not the easiest person to live with. I probably yanked your chain a little bit too much for comfort, and pushed you a bit too far at times."
>I just look at her, somewhat surprised, not really knowing how to respond without offending her or throwing spaghetti around
>"The yoga pants, the bath.. What I'm trying to say is I'm sorry. Can we keep what happened here just between us?"
>I just nod in agreement
>She's awkardly staring at her feet as she continues
>"I was just so damn lonely, and then I hear my nephew moves in with me, I get all excited to have a flatmate, and then you show up and you've gotten so.. big."
>She tells me to nevermind everything and to clean up
>We have dinner, it's pretty relaxing, she made pancakes.
>Clear the table, prepare to do the dishes
>"You know, it's a shame, I never did get to see you do the dishes shirtless"
>Her face is trying to look happy, but there's a weariness in her eyes
>Decide what the hell, this will all be over soon anyway
>What's the harm
>Take it off, get to work
>Hear the chair creaking, feet moving my way
>"I want a closer look, this is probably the last chance I'll get"
>Why boner
>She touches my right shoulder with her hand, her other wanders towards my stomach

}From the old thread, be prepared:

>Go to university in Amsterdam for a year because why not
>Mom urges me to live with her sister for the year since Amsterdam is heinously expensive
>Aunt is 12 years younger than my mom, lives alone
>Move in with her
>Apartment is tiny but gorgeous, I get a makeshift bedroom that literally fits a bed and a closet but the rest of the place looks like a small palace
>She's a total fitness buff, goes to the gym religiously
>Massively supportive of me working out and getting out of Auschwitz, cooks me heaps of healthy meals and lots of lean meat
>Aunt keeps awkwardly complimenting me on how big I've gotten, eyeing me, continuously asks me to lift and move heavy things
>At this point I think it's just my assburgers kicking in and seeing things
>She always insists on picking me up from the gym, because Iamcaptain autismo and prefer working out at night when the gym is nice and quiet
>Don't shower in gym because it's full of actual homofags because lolamsterdam
>Car always smells like a sweatlodge because of me
>Apologize
>Says she likes it with a shit eating grin on her face
>whycantiholdallthisspaghetti.tiff

>After workout shower, about three months in living with her
>Turn off shower, start drying off
>She opens the door with her hands full of laundry
>Sees me, in shock, starts apologizing
>Her eyesare firmly locked onto my abs and chest
>She stands there for half a fucking minute not saying anything, like a deer staring into headlights
>I have absolutely no idea what the hell to do except cover myself up
>I finally manage to convey that she should get the hell out
>This routinely starts happening afterwards, with her needing to get things from the bathroom, one time she started filling up the tub while I was still under the shower

Shit just reached increasing levels of awkwardness, especially when she drank or had bad dates.

}cont.

>>30029499
}cont.

More horrible experiences. The next one is pretty high on the oh god why list.

>To this day I still have no idea when she actually worked
>Always home when I happened to be home
>She remarks she's worried about me not going out since Iamincollegeand everything eventhough she's home more than me and knows I'm an aspie hermit
>Explain to her that I don't know anyone in Amsterdam and I'm not much of a party guy
>She tells me I know her and there's no reason why we couldn't drink and relax
>Figured why not, she's good company
>Tries to get me drunk so that I'll talk about my more unsavoury experiences
>She draink faitly heavily
>Says there hasn't been a guy this well built in her place in years
>I cringe and smile, though in hindsight it probably looked like a grimace
>Blurts out all kinds of intimate details I did not need to know
>The things you cannot unhear are endless with this woman
>She professes she loves anal
>I don't like where this is going
>She asks if I love anal
>Tell her I don't swing that way
>We are not going places
>The train crashes in slow motion anyway
>She laughs and sits up on her knees on the couch
>I can't look away, the carnage and destruction is captivating in its gruesomeness
>Loudly slaps her own ass with a grin and says she meant fucking a girl up her ass
>Her exact words
>I nope it the hell out of there mumblings as I went
>Next morning she acts as if nothing happened

}cont.

>>30029529
}cont.

Sorry, reception is ass here in the archives.

Most of the awkward or overtly sexual things weren't major events, but just little things that got worse and more unbearable over time.

>Claims most of these were due to her starting to finally feel comfortable with me living in the same house
>She started walking around at home in her yogapants and gym tank top
>Doing her yoga back curving, ass stretching in the living room when I was around, always giving me the full view
>Accidentally leaving the door to the bathroom open when she was in the bath or shower several times because she forgot I was home (This especially was total bullshit, because it gets freezing cold in the bathroom fast when the door is open and you're in the bath or shower.)

There's a few particularly bad conversations and runins I can write down, I guess.

>She started going to the gym when I was in class
>Said she it was so she could spend more time with her biggest nephew
>She would get home in her sweaty cardio bunny outfit with me already on the couch from class, prancing around
>She started showering at home instead of at the gym, saying all the teenage girls there made her feel bad about her body
>Being the idiot that I was I told her she had a great body
>She touched my arm and looked like she was going to eat me with a toothy grin that is still burned on my retina to this day
>"Oh anon have you been looking at my ass again?"
>Spaghetti everywhere
>I deny everything
>Her ass was in my face pretty much all fucking day
>Says it's ok, she always oggles my shoulders too, I can watch as much as I want when we're home, nobody here but us
>idon'tevenknowanymore.docx
>Her hand is still on my arm, squeezing it
>I winced when she squeezed it, flexing my muscles
>she bit her fucking lip
>I honestly don't even remember what I said to get away from her. I could feel her eyes burning on my back, though

}that's all i think.

>>30029499
>>30029529
Can I know what the fuck you're doing? We already have screens of all of it.

>>30026897

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

>>30026603
I dumped his stories from the old thread here.

>>30029499
>>30029529
>>30029544

hf

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>>30029560
Why didn't you quote the post with the archive link then?

>>30029442
well don't fucking leave us hanging you fucking cunt continue

>>30029633
Jesus Christ, do I have to do everything for you?

>>30029442
Post the ass pic faggot

OP you giant fucking faggot this woman has needs and you aren't even kind enough to fulfill them

>>30029442
Bro... I just pulled into my work paces parking lot and read this shit... my dick is flying at half mast now.. thanks a fucking lot.. work doesn't begin for another 10, so it should be good..

>>30029707
He's about to.. wait for the story

>>30029678
There you have your answer.
You not quoting the post lead me to post the stories again.

Big fucking deal.

>>30027124
lmfao, this writing, man. really good. you should keep up with this.

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>>30029768
Yes it's a big fucking deal, you're wasting precious 4chan megabites you tit!

Someone pls screencap and post the stories from this thread. I'm on my phone and need to fap later.

>>30029442
It was a two parter. Maybe I'll make it a trilogy.

>She reaches too far down my stomach for comfort
>Turn around as fast as I can, almost knocking her off her feet
>She bites her lip and smiles
>"You should have done this ages ago."
>Finally snap after months of harassment, innuendo, pestering
>I grab her by her ass and lift her off the ground pushing her up against the wall
>She's slackjawed but has gone completely limp in my arms
>I have no idea what the fuck to do
>I'm spreading my aunt's ass while pressing her up against the kitchen wall
>There are no good ends
>She's panting now, hissing into my ear
>"You could have had me all year and now you decide to man up?"
>Her nails are digging into my back
>"You fucking idiot"
>I drop her down on her feet, my hands slide underneath her pants
>Fucking yoga pants
>Let this be our final battle
>I pull them down in one swoop, exposing and burying her bare ass against the cold kitchen wall
>[spoiler]/fit/ ending: I feel her hard cock press up against my thigh as I push up to her[/spoiler]

Back in a bit.

>>30029973
my boner isnt as strong as it was when i thought she was your aunt. such a shame you admitted it was fake

>>30026897
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

>>30029973
> feel her hard cock press up against my thigh as I push up to her
BONER ENHANCED

>>30026897
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

>>30029973
this is a bit of a downer.

>be sixteen
>first year of wrestling and actual weight lifting
>go to family on other side of the country
>at uncle's riverside cabin
>everyone swimming and shit
>take off my shirt to go wake boarding
>"wow look at anon" says gran
>gran please
>"anon looks like a cheetah"
>"anon come over here we wanna see your muscles"
>"wow"
>gran please
>piece of shit redneck neighbors with like eight fucking kids come over we go pontoon boating
>always used to get fucked with by these kids because chubby beta faggot pussy
>one of them says he has to take a piss, boat's moving tho and uncle says to not piss against the wind
>kid gets his dick out
>he's actually gonna do it
>starts pissing against the wind, piss is whipping back and getting all over the boat
>go up to the kid from behind
>while his cock is out pick him up by his waste (lel), walk to the side of the boat and throw him off
>everyone is just laughing their asses off
>gran says "strong and smart, just like I like them"
>th-thanks g-ma

Requesting ass pic of cougar

hurry

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>>30029973
Fucking ayyy

Post ass pic of the vixen who inspired all of these boners!

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Alright, ban town here I come, I guess.

>>30030872
fuggin saved

>>30029973
It makes sense now... why anal aunt was so into anal

>>30030872
who is that

>>30030872
Is this really the cougar? Or are you being a cunt and having us all fap to a mans ass?

>>30026953
How do you go about doing that, my friend? :^)

Just hang out with a female friend one time and say
>lol let's have sex
or how does it work?

Kind regards,

Anon

>>30026280
>Don't shower in gym because it's full of actual homofags because lolamsterdam

What kind of faggot is afraid to be clean because some faggots might see his precious little peener?

Seriously, what the hell are you afraid of?

Woohooo AmsterdamAutist, thanks for these bedtime stories, I knew you would delivar today.

>>30030906
Nope, that's her. She's a teacher.

>>30026371
>The problem was finding pictures of her that weren't already plastered all over her facebook and instagram.
>weren't already plastered all over her facebook and instagram.
Have you ever thought about anons saving these pictures, and your aunt noticing she hasn't plastered this particular picture on her fb and ig yet and doing just that?

It's only a matter of time until someone finds out who she is then

>>30030972
Why do you have your aunt's n00ds

>>30030972
mmmmmoooooooorrrrrrrrreeeee

>>30029529
>>Explain to her that I don't know anyone in Amsterdam and I'm not much of a party guy

Wait, why are you living in Amsterdam again? Seriously, I don't understand the point of studying abroad (I guess) if you're not going to get out and, you know, actually experience living abroad. This is the only time in your life that your boring ass will have anything interesting about it: namely that you're a foreigner.

>She professes she loves anal

k she looks to be around my age. Send me her details, I'll get a plane ticket tomorrow. Gonna wreck dat yoga ass.

>>30026897
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

>>30030872
Well AA its been a great ride, I hope you keep posting more. I was the one that called you AA yesterday.

post a pic of your aunt, we will help you decide if you should go for it

>>30026280
Ops went full homo for not laying the pipe.

>>30030872
>>30030972

you would be a retarded not to HIIT that...

>>30030872
how does a girl get an ass like that pls tell me

>>30031387
SS + GOMAD

>>30031387
squats glute bridges deadlifts

also ss+gomad

>>30030872

My boners hopes this is all real. POST THE REST OF THE TRILOGY!!

>>30031387
Old and slightly overweight

ok, read a bunch of these stories.
Now i'm mad, Oedipus can suck my dick, i would fuck this aunt, looking like mom or not.
Can't keep reading, too mad, too flustered, and i don't even believe them to be real.

>>30031517
They aren't real... he has already said this.. but they were inspired by his sexcapades with a cougar whilst in Amsterdam

>>30026966
Heb je de vorige thread gelezen? Hier gaat het echt niet om zelfvertrouwen te boosten, she is craving the d, geen twijfel mogelijk

>>30031517
Read them, you naughty little boy. You know you want to.

>>30031004
dude... its all fake

>>30031577
>>30031763
The most hilarious part about how all of this just sort of fizzled out is that half the people who read it are still oblivious to the end.

I'm still tempted to write about how "I" stretch up her ass and made her beg to get off, but I'm pretty spent for the day.

>>30031480
She was 37 at the time. Had a pretty rocking body. And yes, she did love it up her ass.

>>30031811
Please continue, dont let us down phaggot

>>30031811

Complete the trilogy, or even more stories if you can.
Im diamonds cant give me blue balls

>>30026775
wow, glad this thread is so long. giving me a great pre-gym boner. this and the coffee should be a great workout.

so far it sounds like you should man up and bang her.

>>30032148
>That would probably be gay as fuck
Where the hell do you think you are?

It'll be a place people green text their
>n-no homo
And
>alpha/beta
Maybe some sexy time stories like yours

>>30032148

Do both :^) post to literotica then copy and paste fit related stories to /fitlit/ on weekends.

>>30031985
Post more actual stories, A. Your audience demands it.

Not so much family but damn close

>live next to grill for like 10 years
>we pretty close cause she took care of me while my parent went to work babysitting and all that
>anyway she's gets married, happy for her w/e
>time passes turns out she's moving to Florida for a job and raise her kids
>At her and her families going away party thing
>been lifting for about 2 years now looking pretty swole as far as natty 6'5" is concerned
>talking to her alone telling her Im about to leave and wishing her good luck
>as Im about to leave she puts her hands on me, goes under my shirt says "wow, you've gotten so handsome, and you've grown up so much"
>whyboner.jpg
>thins start getting a little too close, I mean I would but she's married and like a sister
>lucky for me husband walks in but doesnt see anything
>talk to her later on in the week, agree to not speak of the moment

Not the best story but the best I've got.

that feel when no bangable cousins

>>30032260
>not fucking her the minute she starts pulling this shit

you couldve been having hot, incest milf sex right in your own home for an entire fucking year

bitch even cooks for you. id just say fuck it and live in amsterdam year round.

>>30031985
Also
>fucking a shiksa
you dun 'arf make me sick

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>>30032222
quads post, was hoping for better

>>30032358
>quoting the wrong post
>not even reading the thread

amsterdamautist, please continue. a story of a hot cardiobunny milf aunt teasing you is beyond golden, and as said, you write well. you have even increased gym motivation for today

>>30027032
You had one job....

>dont shower because gym is full of actual homofags
Fuck you faggot. Dont be such a pussy. Being a bottom can be fun too. No homo

>>30026775
>>30027124
>>30029442
>>30029973
can someone screencap these recent stories please?

>>30032731
This shit is old as fuck

so...the guy is these stories..is he a homosex?

>>30030872
I recall this ass from the fappening, but can't exactly remember its owner

>>30026603
so hard right now. op youre a fuking retard

>>30031325
Just mot too much HIITing that. Cardio kills gainz.

>>30032831
Thanks wise sensei of 4chinz. Plz teach us more of oldfaggotry and wt snacks!

So AmsterdamAutist... when is the 3rd installment of the anal aunt story going to happen? I want to hear how you spread those yoga glutes and how her angu-sphincter lovingly clenches around your throbbing cawk and milks your testis dry

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>>30026280
Happened to me today :/

>haven't seen mom's side of family since February and have since acquired gains
>go to mom's second cousin through marriage's house? some odd relation, we'll just say aunt to cut confusion
>aunt mirin gains, makes joke about me taking shirt off (I wore a baggy thermal so showing off gains wasn't blatant)
>nervousawkwardlaugh.gif
>she says "but really, I wouldn't mind it"
>t-thanks, y-you too...

Felt weird as fuck. I had a feeling one of these threads would be on here today.

my 9/10 aunt whom i would /wincest/ said (in spanish) that my upper body looks 'pretty'.
she proceeded to cuddle my arm and make me hug her..
e-every tiem.

>>30034130
>t-thanks, y-you too...
Ayyy muh boi!! You autisticly asked her to take her shirt off!

oc
>talking with 6/10 qt in english
>5'2 at max, blonde, blue eyes, slightly chubby
>walk her back to her dorm from class one day
>her roomate's gone so she invites me in
>we talk, watch tv banter etc
>eventually go in for the kiss
>make out for like 30 minutes straight
>ear nibbling action
>she pushes my hand into her crotch and starts squirming around and moaning
>says its too soon
>we start dating, but dont go on any actual dates because i'm broke as fuck
>basically just heavy petting action in her room while we watch netflix
>fastforward two months
>family reunion at this barbeque place for thanksgiving
>spot her across the restaurant as my mom, grandma, and sister and ii walk in
>my heart goes deeper into my throat each step we take towards her table
turns out we're 2nd cousins
>tfw she still let me come inside the other week

>>30034542
>6/10
>qt

>>30034694
i thought she was 9/10 but all my friends told me she's a 6/10. i guess she's my type

>little cousin used to want to play with me all the time
>sit on my lap etc
>would pop a boner every time
>cut that shit out
>I'm now 20, she's in hs
>during thanksgiving she basically gropes me and says she wishes she got to see more of me
Help

>>30034735
channel your inner Nike, man. Just Do It.

>>30034542
Come inside her dorm? Or "cum" inside her vagina? I'm confused... elaborate please anon

>>30034542
>turns out we're 2nd cousins
This is why you fuck only members of a distinctly separate ethnicity. Less chance of this happening.

>>30034542
>>family reunion ..
>>spot her across the restaurant

LOLOLOLOLOL

I bet you were like, "what's she doing here?" *Step step step* "Weird, we're sitting near them!" *step step step* "OH MY FUCKING GOD".

>>30034901
Or you man up and keep the white race strong and fuck only your siblings and/or extended family

>>30034944
How many times am I going to say "ayyy"??? You boys...

Im glad I didn't read about it being fake until the end.

It was nice while it lasted

my sister always talks about how much stronger I am and how I could force her to do anything with my muscles. help.

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>>30031387
>>30031467
Who saved the pic? It's gone.

>>30034901
I'm white and my cousins are Indian.

>>30035496
Sorry brah... didn't save it... AmsterdamAutist obviously got b& so ask in 3 days

>>30034901

JIDF pls

>>30034470

pls go

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>>30035496
>>30035656

lets hope i dont get banned too

>>30036389
Saved. You probably will brah... not the end of the world. This pic and these stories will be /fit/ legend
>>30036334
I appreciate the good manners sir, but I will stay right here :)

>>30026310
nigger