/fit/ humor thread greentext edition

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>>29981691
contributing

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kek just some OC

>>29981691
Tell me a joke /fit/ :3

>>29981810
AHAHAHAHA wtf bro.
My sides have left orbit. Legit spazing now.

>>29981868
What do you throw to a nigger that's drowning?

>>29981905
What?

>>29981868
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

>>29981926
The same way you'd stop a white man from drowning I assume?

>>29981941
You shoot him

>>29981905
the rest of its family?

>>29981851
In that second reply in your picture, there was some really shitty romaji Japanese in there. From what I could make out it meant "For the protection of my important stuff".

>>29981953
Lel

>>29981868
So my wife walked in on me fucking our daughter yesterday. I'm not sure what surprised her most, that I was fucking our daughter or that the abortion clinic gave me the fetus.

Posting one of the classics

>HAY GUISE HURRRDURRR Its is possible to do cardio 5 times a week and keep my diet in check and still be a pathetic faggot that tries to force a shitty joke 24/7 and samefags it blatantly??? PLS RESPOND hueheuehuehueuhe

>>29982015
3,000,000 edgy 5,000,000 me

>>29981911
Nothing

What's better than a Ferrari in the garage?

A garage full of dead babies

>What do you do when you run over a reggaetoner?

Hit the reverse, better be sure

>>29982082
dead nigger storage?

>>29981868
Your existence, faggot

>>29981868
Treffen sich zwei.
Der Eine kommt nicht.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>29981868
SPREAD BOIPUSSY

>>29981868
Start posting your body/lifts or stop tripping.

Tripfags that only shitpost are the worst

>>29981691
kek'd hard. Thank you opie

>>29981868
treffen sich zwei jäger
beide tot

>>29981691
GUYS
according to my calculations, the 30000000th post will be posted in exactly 36 hours, itll be historical
What would the 30000000th post say do u think?

>>29983607
>had to read it twice
>minor chuckle

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>>29983732
Most likely a shitpost in a feel thread or a tripfag arguing with another about who looks best and has superior knowledge about a topic of which exists no scientific consensus.

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which one of you fuckers?

>>29983755
was this on AT?
you wanna do some 2s you retard?

>>29982666
he isnt using a trip, but YOU CAN FILTER HIM

>>29981868
kill yourself

>>29983803
Kek

>>29983809
this is molten wow, my partners warr , i play disc / hpala

>>29983810
>>29983819
>>29983825
God damn, good shit

>>29983846
>you wan 'sum?
>you goth no feeeennnzzz

>>29981911
A brick

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>Sorry, my penis fell on the like button when I was sguatting 300kg haha :)
>What is sguatting?
>I meant squatting
>What is that?
>It's when homosexuals have unsafe sex

>>29983872
>unnatural
Nothing is unnatural. Humans are a product of nature. Even steroids and abortions are natural.

>>29983915
supergrappig

>>29983915
>dutch
>not the most horrible language in the world

>>29983915
>>29983934
hey jongens, zin in wat squats? ;)

>>29983915
wow i never knew that dutch people are that unfunny

>>29983915
>lasse
wat een kutnaam

>>29983968
too real

>>29983962
Zal wel friesland zijn ofzo.

>>29983997
hebben ze daar internet?

>>29982267

Zat joke was only 36.52% effective at evoking a humorous reaction from ze target audience, Hans. Back to ze drawing board, schnell!

>>29983859
fuck that, im waiting for corecraft

>>29983975
Alco and molly is the most stupid combo. You are blackout drunk, don't even feel good from molly, and get like x4 bad side effects afterwards.

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>>29983825
>Have any brothers

>>29983915
K A N K E R
A
N
K
E
R

>>29983968
First one I laughed.

Anyone got the one with the guy who beats up his gf, sister and mother, gets locked up, get bailed out, kicked out of his home, moves to a new town then asks how much alcohol affected his gains that night? forgot to save it

>>29984083
I know that too. I fucking need that

>>29983915
SCHIJTPOST

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>be in duo lane
>not doing starting stacks
>feeder as fuck

>qt 3.14 support afrodite walks by
>tell her I have a large red for her to buff
>lovingbirds.3
>sand shifts out of my obelisk
>VVVP
>V... VA

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>>29984026
used to play on both AT and molten, just came back from a 2 years break

those arena cravings too much

also, yeah waitting on corecraft

>>29983936
It's the most beautiful language in the world, m6

>>29984139
>not maining top

shiggy

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>first month of SS
>5'9", 130lbs
>start on squats, on one of 2 power cages in this huge gym
>huge powerlifter 6'+ ~250lbs walks up to me and asks me how many sets i have left
>calculate all my warm up sets + working sets
>tell him 9
>his face when

>>29984072
who is this slut?

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>>29984083
Gotcha bro

>>29984232
thanks brah

>>29984193
You have 4 warmup sets in your first month of ss? How much are you going up during your warmup?

>>29984193
just finished my first week of SS. Aren't the warm ups supposed to be one set each with minimums?

>>29981868
fuck off, you're the most depressed person to ever lurk on /fit/

>>29984323
>>29984323
No you

>>29984376
#shotsfired

>>29984298
2 sets of mins

>>29983875
>youve got no graaaaaaaahnd

>>29983778
This is not funny. It's rather sad. I don't care it never happened, it still is sad.

>>29983803
This isn't funny, this is some serious shit.
Always hit your macros brehs.

>>29983825
>have any brothers
I'm dying

>>29983915
Je moeder is een hoer
en je post is kak

>>29983732
>tfw no gf

>>29981926
you don't
>we /pol/ now

someone pls post the "one of the classics"
I wanna save it and try to post it as the 30000000 post :^)

>>29984976
nej, din mamma är en hora

>>29981905
>>29981911
>>29981926
>>29981941
>>29981953
Oh look, Cute tomato is playing /pol/ with himself. Cunt.

>>29983936
Portuguese is the most horrible language in the world, Anon

>>29985553
This, it sounds like a hungover Russian getting drunk again while trying to speak Spanish

>>29985516
I love this one so much.

It's like reading a surrealist novel.

I hate these threads because my boss makes me browse this board to look for homesexuals, but he's allowed to beat my sister if I laugh

>>29981868
Roses are red, violets are blue, i fucking hate you, get off /fit/

>>29983755
>pvp
>warr tank
choose one

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posting one of the classics

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>>29981691

Dumping what I have

1/?

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>>29986410

2/?

>a personal favourite

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>>29986452

>>29986465
Laughed irl

>>29986588
does tiny still post here on fit?

>>29983968
I can see this happening to me

>>29986638
he's tried posting anonymously from time to time, but he kept getting busted by clever anons around back in the day who recognized his shoes and other stuff in chest-down pics he'd post. i think he did finally kill himself, though.

>>29985518
Jaha snackar vi Svenska nu?
Eller snakker vi Norsk? Jeg kan både.

>>29983810
>the average fitizen
Hilarious though

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>>29986690
>>29985518
vilket gym?

>>29983975
>tinder
>computer
checks out

>>29986588

>2010
>that guy talking about ebola

He fucking knew.

>>29983778
Man, that's mean. But funny. But mean.

>>29986993

>What is Android emulation?

>>29983886
>I like food, yums for the tums xD
Into the trash it goes, I don't want a landwhale after 1-2 years of relationship.

>>29983887
>free swordfighting practice
Noice

>>29983956
I can never understand these people

>>29986465
Story? Who was that guy?

>>29987109
This. My gf now eats takeaway 3 times a week at least and gets 2 meals at McDonald's. She isn't fat but it's only a matter of time

>>29987180
An anon who made up a story that now gets posted every day

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requesting that picture where an anon describes the "tinder dynamics"

>brahs pls help

>>29986410
Actually loled at this

>>29987373
This. I am very interested

>>29983825
Trying too hard. Do you talk about 4chan in day to day life too?

>>29983968
I think at that amount, buffalos would stampede them

>>29983732
Probably just Supermang shitposting, like always.

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>>29981691

From a few days ago

>>29983962
>>29983997
>>29984003
fucking stop this shit, get out of this thread and sell your computer and never come on 4chan again you unfunny annoying little dutch faggots, fuck off please, you leaving will actually make 4chan a much better place, now go

Does anyone have Jehova's beta and DYEL Bane?

I can't find them.

this just happened to me last night

>went out for old high school friend's birthday
>just broke up with psycho ex gf weeks ago, convinced I'm gonna slay some pussay
>people are showing up at different times
>one of her friends sees me for the first time and immediately puts her arms around me
>qt short slutty blonde
>tries to get me to dance for hours
>literally will not stop rubbing her ass against my dick and giving me sultry looks over her shoulder
>I just stand there like an awkward faggot the whole time
>eventually says "you know, you're really boring"
>"I don't dance"
>she replies "everyone here knows I've been waiting for you to dance with me all night"
>"all night?" I don't know why I asked that
>she gets pissed. "you know what I mean"
>just stood up and left the bar and all my friends because I'm too spaghetti to dance
>miss my psycho ex gf

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>>29987845
jelly american manlet detected