from the back
I already dumped everything I had a few nights ago and it took an hour. So I won't be doing that tonight, because I'm going out with friends, but here's one for the road.
>anything but this
>take qt from tinder out for drinks
>take her back to my place
>take her clothes off
>by far the hottest body of the 11 girls Ive fucked in my life
>DD tits on a tight litttle body that were the softest Ive ever felt, I didnt even know boobs could be that soft
>to top this all off she is a redhead which is my thing
but heres when things went downhill
>she is wet as niagra falls and getting a 70% chub
>getting harder and harder
>ask her if she is on birth control she say no
>not used to using condoms since the first few times Ive had sex
>ask her to give me head first
>legit a slow motion blowjob, worst ive ever gotten
>think i lost some hardness during it
>struggle to get condom onm by the time I have it on im basically soft and cant fuck her
For some reason the first time I sleep with a girl Ill have trouble getting and staying hard especially if they arent too great at foreplay. With consistent hookups and girlfirends I can legit jerk off 3 times a day and fuck them with a full boner 3 times a day on top of that
Anyway to train myself to be used to condoms anymore and get over this issue that happens the first time i sleep with a girl. Ive turned down sex several times because of this
It seems like it's entirely psychological. As in performance anxiety since it's the only chance for a first impression with that specific chick. Maybe relaxing with a doobie/drinks beforehand. Don't overdo it though to the point it becomes a problem itself.
well she just texted me a minute ago so I guess she liked me even though I couldnt really fuck her.
And Im thinking about just getting some Viagra or some shit if its going to be the first time with a girl. Thoughts? Will that allow me to get hard on demand essentially? I still get a boner but maybe not the 110% hard ones Im used to with a girlfriend so I guess maintaining it is the hard part
Ive never actually cum from sex the first time with any girl. My most recent ex was incredible in bed and our first time we fucked for legit 30-40 minutes and this was really rough sex but I couldnt cum so eventually just stopped because we were both tired and sweaty. She rallied me for round 2 though and we went at it again
I've been there too bro. Now I am convinced it's in your head. All I did to solve it was take Cialis, it's like Viagra but potent for like 48 hours, you can basically get an instant hard on with minimal arousal without worrying that you have to get there before the 3-4 hour window closes. I only took like a quarter of the recommended dose (split a pill in 4) and work wonders for me. Placebo effect may have played its role. But after that I regained my confidence and never had that "1st time" problem again.
I forgot to add that it did help with the getting hard part, but not the lasting long part. Sex sessions were 1-1,5 hour marathons. But I found that dominating her, pulling hair,smacking them buttcheeks and making her scream that she's my little slut really sped up the process to the point I could cum within a reasonable 10-20 min period. I guess it fought the insecurity that she might not enjoy it as I hoped whe would.
>Regarding the part getting a limp penis when fucking a new grill for the first time
Ive got the exact same shit happening to me. This started happening to me a year ago after i broke up with my gf and started dating again. At first I thought it was caused by being drunk, or atleast being influenced by some degree. However this happened several times as I was sober as well.
So, every time Ive hooked up with a new grill I used to stay the night over, cuddle, kiss, and all that shit. And the next morning, fuck their brains out with dat dere glorious morning wood.
After ive fucked her once this problem seizes its ruin upon my self esteem.
I know that this is caused by some sort of anxiety, but Im not an axious person, nor am I a so called fedora tipping faggot. All this pisses me off, since I cant understand why this is happening to me.
Im srsly considering getting me some viagra to make one night stands and whatnot easier than it is.
(Inb4 low test)
Ive got no trouble getting a hard on, im also balding, hairy as fuck and pretty muscular (atleast thats what people are telling me).
see >>29580941 >>29581131 and >>29581201
That kind of ED is seriously a non-problem. Don't overthink it, take some pills for the first 1-2 times, regain confindence and proceed smashing that pussy like there's no tomorrow. Just be careful if you have heart related diseases/ elevated blood pressure. These are contraindications for medication like Viagra and Cialis.
that is a huge mirror to have in your 'kitchen'
TOP FUCKING KEK
how do you expect a girl you've never fucked before to magically understand all the little things that turn you on? this is one of many reasons one night stands aren't as fulfilling as so many people think they'll be.
I just want to slide my index finger up her sweaty ass crack.
Straight from her gooch, passing her asshole, and moving all the way up.
Some people may think I am joking.
that girl in the middle look, or her body, looks 2D. worst hip-waist shape I've seen in a long time
Any finger to be honest.
I just want to continuously use each finger until all of her sweat from her asscrack is transferred onto my hands.
And then, I'll just take a huge fucking whiff out of it.
>tfw there's no sauce
I search for it every time I see that picture. Nothing. It's so good that the internet is flooded with copies of it, meaning if there's any more of her it's impossible to find.
There's not always fun in that.
Using fingers, you're always guaranteed all that delicious concentrated sweat... Right there, in the palm of your fucking hand.
Then dive in with your face to lick her asshole before she showers.
Nigga she's fat. Look at the angles she's using to barely even show anything besides a fat ass and pudgy face. Her stomach looks huge. Not to mention her arms. Take this girl to tumblr. The fat advocates over there will love her
She's obese, anon. High-test girls are supposed to still have tiny waists like pic related.
for guys that workout and appreciate fitness a lot of you guys like pretty fat chicks
I couldn't be with a fat girl, knowing she doesn't work on her body image is just lazy in my eyes, iunno
when I see this I really appreciate the body
I feel exactly the same way. Having gone from skinnyfat to gym rat, I don't want somebody chubby bitching at me about spending time at the gym.
>tfw my bb is a cardiobunny and runs while I lift
>feels good man
>no gf to front-squat you while she sucks you off at the same time for dat gains and intra-workout protein
lol one could almost mistaken you for an offended one
You guys so pathetic kinda pedos.
>mfw my gf loks exactly like her, even better
>mfw you guys still overestimate grills lookin' like this
>mfw angie verona already took 1million cocks
best in this thread prove me wrong
Nah dude she's legit anorexic like 65 pounds soaking wet, always has her head cooked to the side and walks like a dip shit, did the ALS bucket challenge thing. I mean like straight scene girl shit
>the guy in this scenario is ripped
Every fucking time
Can you even satisfy grills like that if you don't have a 8"x6" dick brehs...
These kind of threads always make me sad because finding girls like these IRL is so rare.
>tfw the average girl is a 5/10 skinyfat with a shitty hip to waist ratio and shitty-to-mediocre ass genetics.
my girlfriend of 3 years has a body like this
my ex has a body like this animu character >>29580811
or maybe this >>29581018
and I love both body types. am I the only one that's super attracted to a wide variety of things?
>I don't want somebody chubby bitching at me about spending time at the gym
They're all gains goblins, I swear
>texting girl between sets
>we've really only flirted through text until this point because we're both autismo
>she calls, tries all this testy shit (where are you, I saw a guy today, liked you before you got big, want cuddles etc)
>mfw thingken of unfinished sets
Anyway I dump the same shit every time and I don't intend to make this thread an exception.
> mfw she thought there was a chair and fell over
M8 I'm a guy and that's my fucking goal body, minus the tits.
I know these feels, and I'm not even into muscular chicks. Skinnyfats have mostly lost their appeal to me, to the point that I pay more attention to unusual body types and rail thin chicks more
How does it feel to know you'll never satisfy grills breh...
Those fucking pockets look so fucking stupid.
Do you think she died?
>mfw none of this actually happened
Dat nigga is reaching for his glock..
someone with a talent for drawing: redraw this shit with a fat guy. Let's see how well the fat acceptance movement receives it
I feel ya. Sometimes you wanna shag the good ol' high test big-titted-small-waist-wide-hip-slightly-chubby delicous girl. other times you need a skinny prerferable big titted, but small is also totally okay, cute butt'd petite creature and both of the types sometimes tend to be short, cute, shy, "innocent" (they're most often the fucked ones, with daddy issues and shit), or a bit tall, elegant, graceful like an athlete. but no matter what they can't beat this suit
should you even bother if you're below 8"x6" dick brehs...
Youtube slut who spews /pol/ memes in her videos which eventually got her in trouble so she abandoned her channel.
Salma fucked Edward Norton
Does this mean Norton has a 8"x6" dick brehs...?
I need a girl like this to drop my protein juice into her every hour.
No, good sir, I have reason to believe you are speaking in earnest, as I share your sentiments on this matter.
I love grabbing butt crack and asshole so much that my gf doesn't even resist any more, it's awesome.
Just looked at prices, as a lurking EDfag. Might have to grab some and see how it goes.
>lifting made me confident enough to pursue girls
>ED around girls made me self sabotage my pursuits and stick with fapping