>check catalog for humor
>check catalog for humour
/fit/ humor thread
this thread is like my bed at night
empty except for me dumping in it
then it's exactly like my bed at night
except it's you instead of your mom
i don't even think the thread's bumping anymore
these were the dankest of pictures, haven't seen almost any of them and saved almost all of them. Thanks op
>F1 car driving through a chainsaw factory
I don't even lift, I just come here for the humor
Does anyone have the one where a guy sharts in the middle of lecture and tries to get out?
Not sure if funny or depressing for me
>See some fit grills, rocking 45% chub
>Decide to look up some porn, start to fap until 85% peener
> Go to my bathroom for easiest cleanup
>In the time it takes me to walk there, I have to pee
>"Fuck it, if I keep rubbing it out, the cum will take precedence"
>Start edging a bit
>Using my imagination gains only, working pretty well
>Edging a bunch now, applying lube, weirdly nonerotic
>Keep feeling like I'm about to blow, but feel little to no sensation of cumshotting
>Decide fuckit, apply more lube, go to town
>oh ooh oooohhh OOOOOHHHH
>hard streams of yellow waterry jizz shoot out of my dick onto my wall and floor
>Realizing I am literally just peeing
>Try to aim for toilet but it's too late
>mfw when I didn't even get to cum
This happened a few hours ago, I tried to clean it up, just hoping by bathroom doesn't smell like piss for weeks
>So sick. So chill. So DOWZER!
I haven't seen this in years I'm fucking dying right now holy shit. I'll post whatever classics I can find
I have some older stuff from when I used to lurk this board years ago.
let me know if these still get circulated quite a bit, I'll stop posting
this one probably gets posted a lot still, posting anyway because its one of my favorites
Screencapped like 2 days ago. Enjoy!
pretty sure this is the source of "u r 1 cheeky knt m8"
You're all screenshot and /fit/ unrelated bro
step it up son
>feel sick, take few days off from gym
>family in town, eat, drink, etc
>have pancakes and eggs for breakfast, protein shake later for snack
>they leave, I want to go to gym, but tired
>decide to do an hour of HIIT
>1:4 interval, walking parts ok, running parts give me sharp pain in stomach
>keep going anyway
>stomach feels weird, growls
>uh oh, still sick
>decide to go home, get to car and butt hole about to explode
>drive home, cut off taxi, speeding
>get back, run into house with car door open, front door open, bathroom door open
>butt hole senses we're there, opens floodgates (no pun intended)
>tear shorts off and aim at toilet
>make it in time, but worst smelling dump ever
>poop is liquid, semi hard bits, mostly frothy
>flush twice, relax on toilet and happy i didnt go in the car
>look on the floor, see I didnt quite make it. wipe it up with toilet paper, orange stain left on the floor
>get up and flush, see drips on the wall, clean them and flush again.
>dont even wipe, just go straight into the shower for this one
Please, curb your enthusiasm
you're typing like a /b/tard
Formula 1 drivers actually do weight training with the necks. Since formula 1 cars take turns at such a high speed, the driver's necks are subject to a lot of force during turns and they need to be strong enough to resist it.
Not /fit/ related but I feel like some of you fuckers would do this.
>I'm probably more stable than the chair you're sitting on right now.
I still don't get this. As someone who's not a native english speaker I had no idea what a manatee is supposed to be when read that, and apparently I'm not alone in this. It's not exactly a term you see every day.
You're being a faggot and not the good kind
Beta thread, used to get lots of those in /fit/
>thanks mountain dew
man I don't regret making this change in the least but I would've thought more things in my life would have changed than my appearance and how I spend 2 hours/day. shitposting and feeling bcuz no gf is still my favourite pastime.