Humor thread

>>29343120
But seriously wtf are activated almonds?

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got some OC

just finished my long and unfunny scooby comic

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>>29343201

and part 2

happy halloween, everyone

>>29343201
>>29343218

9/10 for quality, 6/10 for humor

/r/ing the paint shop of the guy bragging about benching 3 plates with 8 of his mates around him spotting him leg pressing it up while one of his mates is sucking his dick.

>>29343201
>>29343218
I you really drew this, 10/10 for art style.

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looking for a couple copypastas if anyone has them: the ">mfw when thinking fo you hurting" and the ">im a grill, notice meeee FUCK OFF"

>>29343201
>>29343218
Damn this is really well drawn.

>>29343252

well like most days, im laughing on the outside

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>>29343392

>>29343393
>>29343367

Thanks guys!

>>29343317

Yeah, I wanted to do a lot more with it, but I got super busy out of nowhere. I wanted to finish it before Halloween, but I just couldn't put all I wanted to into it.

By the time I had finished what I had I felt it was pretty meh with regards to humor. Oh well. At least I got it done.

>>29343392
Yeah I need the first copypasta you mentioned.

Anyone have it?

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>>29343387
ayy lmao

>>29343154

I work at a juice bar where we make Cashew Milk from activated cashews, basically it just means theyve been soaking for 12-24 hours in water, which helps your body absorb the beneficial enzymes

>>29343218
kek

You're the guy that did the bread comic right? That was the hardest i've laughed in a long long time. Keep doing what you're doing.

>>29343232
BLACK BRAD PITT

>>29343618
>which helps your body...
SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>29343420

Would anyone be interested in voice acting this?

The OC was fairly well illustrated, humor was7.5/10. All in all I give it an A-

>>29343876
He looked far more attractive in the first photo.

>>29343244
that kid has to be fucking lying, I'm 5'11 and I seriously didn't look that skinny at 175 lbs. Yea I still look like dyel from /fit/'s standards but he has to be atleast 150

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>>29343120

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>>29344430

>>29344131

Thanks!

>>29343789

Yeah, that's me. Thank you! Means a lot.

>>29344055

Oh man, that would be great. I'd love to see that happen.

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>>29343218
10/10

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>>29345429

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>>29345440

>>29344145
Hell no, would fuq right side.

>>29343201
>>29343218
thanks anon that was really good

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>>29343154

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anyone have the original?

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>>29343218
>Gynodino

Top kek

>>29343201
>>29343218
Thanks for sharing anon, you're really good.

>>29343120
>Home made coconut

I lol'd

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>>29343218
>feel the burn

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kinda funny, kinda sad

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my personal fav

>>29345882
someone post TYVD's response

>>29343201
>>29343218
L O V E D I T
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>>29343201
>>29343218
I love this.

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>>29343392
I hope you're still here


Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting

>>29345894

That made me laugh so hard.
The guy from the front desk should be mod on /fit/.

Also i would beat the shit out of someone who tells me at my gym what to do.

>>29345907
"lol fucking fag" -Take Your Vitamin D

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>>29346195

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insta abs

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>>29345842
>Tfw hypothyroidism
>Tfw it isn't lethal so insurance won't pay for it

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>>29346256
what is t3?

I don't even have hypothyroidism, and I'm running 100mcg t3 ed. srs

>>29343201
>>29343218
Very nice.

>>29346219
I always wondered if I worded it right I could convince fatties that anyone can do it and that it's a very well hidden technique that meat heads don't want to get out developed from asian monks or some shit like that

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>>29346307
>I always wondered if I worded it right I could convince fatties that anyone can do it

probably.
their brains are too full of fat for logical reasoning.

they believe shit like
>muh genetics
>muh thrroid
>muh curves

I see no reason why they can't be bamboozled into believing in insta-abs

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>>29344430
oh shit

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>>29343120
this one always gets me

>>29346306
>collapsing after squatting lmao3pl8 for reps

Bodybuilders are pussies.

>>29346335
My sides...

>>29343218
>hot-head

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posting a classic

>>29346344
what do you squat?

I'm gona go for 3plate next week for 5x5

>>29346367
5pl8

>>29346396
>5pl8
mirin'

what are you running?

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>>29346416

>>29346375
Sauce

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>>29346426

>>29346429
it's from a interview.

here you go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WhQ-AEZovE

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>>29346416
That's... not natural.

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>>29346447

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>>29346447
y would i post lies

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>>29346456

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>>29346461
That man was disgusting. You've ruined my attraction to high test males. No homo.

>>29346447
nah he's all natty m8

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>>29346471
are you running any gear?

it's like the second time I spot your trip.

>>29346485
I'm... not sure what you're asking.

>>29346373
That barbell goes anti-gravity for a second before it hits the ground.

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>>29346488
lolz, how new are you nigga?

gear = steroids.

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>>29346495
Too new :( No gear bra, I'm still in fucking dyel mode.

>>29346502
Then why the fuck do you have a trip.

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>>29346502
>Too new :( No gear bra, I'm still in fucking dyel mode.

not to sound like a cunt, but why are you tripping then?

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>>29346524

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>>29346530

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>>29346532

>>29345440
fuck someone saved my oc, i feel whole now.

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>>29346532

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>>29346521
>>29346524
I was drunk when I made it and I thought the trip was funny. I have a hard-on for puns and wordplay, no matter how bad.

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>>29346541

>>29343420
This is my favorite

That and the DO NOT TRIFLE ME WITH YOUR BROSCIENCE, MAGNUS comic.

Did that shit ever get finished?

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posting the king of /fit/ comics

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>>29346562

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>>29346575

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>>29346594

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>>29346605
any lurkers here?

should I continue my dump?

>>29346612
Enjoyed this one.

>>29346403
GOMAD

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>>29346615
I'm glad :)

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>>29346616
>GOMAD
I'm sure.

>>29346306
Is that from Pumping Iron? Always wanted to watch it but no one sells it where I live.

>>29346541
Anyone have the pic of Bieber lifting that 40ib dumbbell? Mate's pretty strong.

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>>29346624
Yea, it's from the film

protip : you can watch it on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmnYXsQ_5Cg

>>29343218
The overall story was kind of not that funny but there were enough ebbig maymays and fit humour to make it chuckleworthy
The art is incredible great job on that
8/10 please make more

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>>29346638

>>29346658

If you think this fucking skinny faggot is lifting 40lb, you are retarded.

>>29346672
His biceps look like they can handle 40, are you retarded?

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>>29346672
the pic is literally just him holding the weights

>>29346640
Thanks.

Hopefully they release a BD of this soon. Just imagine watching all that pumping in 1080p.

>>29346675

They can handle 2 reps max.

>>29343201
>>29343218

Uncle grim, these have great potential but you have to step up your writing skills. I chuckled just because of the drawings. Get help if you need, these can be really great.

peace

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>>29346703
also, finding a torrent for it should't be hard

>>29344145
His face looks way better

>>29346344
its possible he was cutting hard for a comp

>>29346703
It's 1080p on that youtube link

>>29344145
That's because his face was not chubby as fuark. Also, he would benefit from a haircut on pic 2...

>>29346617
>She

>>29345677
>thumbnail is bigger than picture
lolwut

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>>29345666
my fav image, i rate it a solid 8/10

>>29346896
Those genetics, man. You either have it or you don't. Only thing that can help is really good charisma and major confidence. Bitches dig confident guys.

>>29346904
decent haircut, getting more lean + an eyebrow reshaping would do him a world of good

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>>29346896
>)
here are in order five ways this guy could approve his appearance with little work

>get a face shape appropriate haircut, a fade or a business cut would look better on his round ass face

>2 grow a beard, or at least some facial hair to give the illusion of having a chin

>3 get some fucking muscle, if his neck was thinner then his huge mexican face, he wouldn't look nearly as bad, kind of like a sad cain velasquez

>4 shape your fucking eyebrows, damn man i have nothing else to say but those things are fucking caterpillars

>5 learn how to take pictures so as not to look like a dipshit.

>>29346599
lost

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>>29346941

>*wasn't

>>29346772
yeah but its fckboi upscalled jewtube1080p u know thats not the real shit

>>29346209
I love this gif

>>29343120
>emu meatballs
What the fuck mang. I'm Australian but I don't know anyone who has ever eaten emu, kangaroo on the otherhand is good shit.

Also no need to underline stevia, that's good shit.

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>>29344430
>those diagrams

>>29346590
holy fuck

>>29343218
you need a scriptwriter

>>29346896
This is the only person I've ever seen who actually looks better fat.

>>29346158
pls die

>>29343252
This one is amazing

>>29345882
can someone explain what happened here?
Some anon took a bunch of vitamins recommended by a tripfag which fucked his liver?

>>29347129
>can someone explain what happened here?

some anon took a vitamin stack that a tripfag suggested - but the anon added a fuckton of vitamin k to the stack.

that killed his kidneys

>>29345386
That's a shop right?

>>29347195
You can easily tell by the fake definition on the quads.

>>29346098
>The guy from the front desk should be mod on /fit/.
I think that's the joke bro

>>29347195
You're a retard right?

>>29347204
>>29347239
Thought it could've just been that the pic was airbrushed, but now that I look closer yeah, that's pretty obvious

>>29346194
What is the point of the plate?

>>29347273
Crossfit, mang. Don't question them, just observe.

>>29346675
His biceps look like they could handle that, if he were about a foot taller. You forget he is a manlet.

>>29346658
Wow wait what the fuck. Last time I saw/heard about justin bieber he looked like an 11 year old girl. When did he change his hairstyle and get so many tattoos?

Is he even as old as that pic yet? What year is it.

>>29347312
Bro is trying to change his image, just like Miley Cyrus.

>>29347273
I guess the force of the cable was too strong and he needed extra weight on his side to move backwards.

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By the way, what would you call this exercise? Is it hand standing squat or over ass leg press?

>>29346344
They are 50 kg plates each.

>>29346471
What is it with the powerwalking off btw?
I do this too and idk why

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posting the greatest, hands down /fit/

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so last night i thought i had a bunch of whey and i went to get some and it turns out i didnt have any and i was like NO WHEY

#lol

>>29347877
rofl!

>>29347870
milhouse pls go
this will never be a meme

>>29347705

Always lose it when I see the paramedics.

>>29346255

>>29347981
>hipster detected

>>29347466
Mirin shoulder strength

>>29346676
This actually happens

>>29343252
I still don't get this one.

>>29344430

That's how muhammad ali actually boxed though

>ohhhhh I get how he was so good now

>>29343218
The gainz goblin on the last panel, kek

>>29347466
Suicide

>>29346521
what is a trip

>>29347475
Bollocks m8

>>29346209
Terrible form I hope he breaks his back.

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>>29343232
danny brown is king bruhbruh

>>29343201
>>29343218
really well drawn, i was looking forward to this

as far as feedback goes, like others have said, the writing/comedy needs some work

>>29343218
rofl
>jeff in the last panel behind the tree

jeff pls go

>>29349990
Sweet foreshadowing.
I smell a sequel! !

>>29344103
RIP ;_;

>>29343218
masterpiece/10

I cried

>>29346432
I know a guy exactly like that

>well,there is this article...
>I read in Men's Health
>I'm doing the Ryan Reynold routine


The guy hasn't been in a gym for 2-3 years and he still spouts advice because he "started waaay before me".

>>29346463
>work out
>only one guy is there and he's alpha as fuck
>my timer on a cellphone sounds similar to a text alert
>the guy just smiles and says "I hate it when gfs are clingy"
>y-yeah,me too

>>29347466
lol at the crossfit sign in the background

>>29348770
He isnt suicidal for the girl but instead the workout he missed

>>29344145
and he will look the most attractive in the third photo

>>29347466
>realize he built some kind of smith machine to do that
>notice the crossfit sign
I'm not surprised

>>29346373
daddy is not impressed (cracks open a beer) dyel boy?

>>29346502
>dyel
>uses a trip

GTFO.

>>29346219
what the fuck even is this

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>>29346542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

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>>29345907
this?

>>29350553
insta abs

>been lurking /fit/ since 2010
>humor threads back then actually funny

What the fuck happened to this board

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>>29347081

>>29350624
fucking lel

>>29343218
>>29343201
fucking nice m8. Really nice artwork.

>>29349887

I'm still talking about fedor because cain never fights.

Also, requesting /fit/ pose post

>>29350832
That's just like me.
I lost a fuck load, but I'm still fat as fuck even though I'm in the normal range on the BMI scale.

>>29350936
>I'm still fat as fuck even though I'm in the normal range on the BMI scale.
frame size? can move your calculation 10% either way once you consider that. Wrist / elbow measurement is the most accurate

>>29346098
dude..