/fit/ humor thread? Starting with my favorite from yesterday.
there's no making it when you're six feet under
I don't remember. Maybe it's the how to get your girl to lift one.
Congress cut the President's fitness budget last year.
nah brah I'm good
>the bro-science top panel
>can rel8 m8
i have two guys that go to my gym that talk the strangest bro-science you've ever heard.
>now we gotta tone the lower density muscle brah
>superset between abs and shoulders because they work in conjunction yo
>gotta get that low weight volume, at least 20 reps
they're both really enthusiastic and totally out of shape which makes it almost sweet in a way.
Next time I make a picture, pay better attention please.
Fuckin kek, haven't seen this one before.
>walk into the gym and it's completely empty
>go to locker room to change into my zyzz shirt
>clapping sound coming from showers
>think some faggot is jerking off, go workout and let him bust his nutes in peace
>squat PR feelsgoodman.jpg
>head back into locker room
>clapping sound is way fucking louder now
>go into shower area to investigate
>can see through the half drawn curtain this black dude absolutely jack hammering this white dudes anoos
>the white guy was humming Gary Jules mad world while the black guy was fucking laying into him
>mfw I saw them working out the next day doing crossfit
I'm trying to image a world in which everyone is so incredibly small, skinny, and weak, that everything this kid is saying is real and he's like that universe's Arnold
It's some retard who thinks he's worlds number 1 at arm wrestling because he won some "Arm wrestling world championships" named competition in a town in the middle of nowhere South USA.
Is this a Monday night nightclub? Is this when these rejects go out?
why too soon? Did he kill himself or something?
Answer me guys I'm losing my shit here
I always thought this was funny as fuck
>tfw Vesti la Guibba is from an opera I watch with my gf from time to time
>tfw it will never be the same now