>Walking on the sidewalk >Some asshole blocked the traffic

I don't understand fuck all of what you are trying to communicate.
Learn to greentext.

>>28974625

What part didn't you understand?

Idk what you're trying to say, but I do know that it's autistic

>>28974600
Literally do not have a clue what is going on here.

I understood
>Some guy is being a dick
>You decide to man up and be aggressive
>He is like stop man you are being dumb
>You realize you are being dumb
>Your chest hurts when you are excited?


Damn man learn to explain a story.

What the fuck?

A bike rider tried to usethe sidewalk because traffic was blocked by some asshole. Op went retard douchebag on the guy for no reason. Why does his heart hurt when his adrenaline rushes

>>28974689

Trying again.

>Walking on the sidewalk
>Some asshole blocked the traffic with his van
>Because of this some faggot shitty biker drives on sidewalk and stops right behind me
>Annoyed, give him the wtf are you doing look.
>He stops on the road
>''What are you looking at?''
>''Sidewalk is made for pedestrians why are you driving here?
>''Is this faggot supposed to block the traffic?''
>''Two wrongs doesn't make something right''
>Obviously being the biker faggot he is he asks me why I am giving him the evil eye and asks me to stop.
>''Buzz off''
>He goes for 20m then stops
>Fuck it I am not gonna change my way
>Get the keys into my knuckles *battle mode engaged*
>He tells me to put my hand down and I can't speak to him like that after I push him a little.
>He doesn't push back
>What are you looking at cocky, I stopped by you because you were right
>I say this ain't worth it, shake my hand and everyone goes their way.
>Combat mode disengaged I can feel my heartbeat with a very slight pain.

>>28974728
How am I the doucebag when the bikers do this constantly and try to act like they are right and try to bully you?

But yeah. Why am I getting heart pains when I get an adrenaline rush?

>>28974748
>ITT
op is an autistic arsehole

>>28974600
[Unsubscribes to OP's blog]

>>28974748
Autism: The chronicles of OP

>>28974689
Kek'd

op confirmed for autism

>>28974748
Oh god, this is fucking worse than the kid whose mom made him go to the pool to get weighed.

>>28974958
requesting

>>28974748
>You are on sidewalk
>Something stops traffic
>Bicyclist gets on sidewalk because he got someewhere to be
>You mean mug him to hell and back
>Bicyclist says " What you looking at?"
>You say " Sidewalk for pedestrians why are you driving here?"
>He says " 'Is this faggot supposed to block the traffic?''
>You says 'Two wrongs doesn't make something right''
>He says "Man why you mean mugging me bro?"
>You say " Buzz off"
>He rides his bike further along an empty? Or crowded? Sidewalk about 60 feet and then he stops
>For some reason you decide that although the sidewalk is empty you are gonna charge straight towards him
At this point I must intrude and say "wtf op why you gotta be such an instigator?"
>You put your keys into your knuckle in an aggressive and wanting to go beyond bodily harm and possibly cause lethal damage
>Bicyclist says "Hey man put your hands down and you shouldn't speak to people like that"
>You push him aggressive
>He is sitting on his bicycle/holding it up obviously he isn't going to push you back those fucking things are expensive
I don't quite understand this part...
>Op decides to stop being aggressive and then realizes his chest is slightly hurting
Did that clarify it OP or am i getting things messed up?

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>>28974748
>>28974600

What's your grade in English OP?

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>>28974997
enjoy.

>>28975027
>>28975016
hivemind man

Who gives a fuck if someone drives on the sidewalk for a few seconds? He wasn't hurting anyone. You actually wanted to fight him over this shit?

>>28974748
Why hasn't moot changes /fit/ to /aut/ yet?

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>>28974600
Well we've got pentagon working on this shit 24/7 etc.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING I CANT UNDERSTAND A THING IT READS LIKE TUMBLR

>>28975122

Wtf is that.

>>28975143
tumblr in a nutshell

>>28974600
All I got from this story was you're euphoria blocked you from getting beat up by a non-sperglord.

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>>28974625


/incoherence general/ thread?

>>28974748
is english your first language?

>>28975272

Yes

>>28975280
god have mercy on your soul

>>28975280
Did you actually say buzz off?

>>28975315

No.

>>28975338

Maybe.

>>28975280
Are you allowed to walk around unsupervised like that?

>>28975380
Why did you try to start a fight for pretty much no reason

>>28975395

I don't know. Can you repeat the question?

>>28975428

Because the guy talked back when he was wrong in the first place?

>>28975439
Okay, have fun with your life getting mad at people over the littlest things, and then posting about it on the internet.

>>28975489

I posted to know why the adrenaline rush caused a heart pain.

>being a retard
>picking fights with fucking cyclists
>buzz off
>seemingly running 20 m at him, keys in hand
>wanting to cause serious bodily harm over fucking nothing, not even an offensive word
>pushing someone on a bicycle
Ladies and gentleman, the walking Navy Seal pasta

>>28975027
>>28975016
>that last post talking about how big his house his
Jesus christ these are funny

>>28975016
>>28975027
What chan is this?
The admin is a massive retard.

>>28975542
It says right on the image
AnonIB

>>28975542
2008

>>28975506
probably just multiple strokes, nothing to worry about, keep getting mad

>>28974625
/thread

>>28975527

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>>28975280
OP confirmed for overly aggressive white trash.

>>28974958
could this be the birth of a new ebin maymay?

Men are so catty and can't get along.

>>28974625
this, had to read your story twice and still don't fully understand

>>28974748
m8 u r 1 autistic fuk

>>28974600
>>28974748
somebody please screencap this

What the fuck is going on

also
>buzz off
>uses metric
What is he, canadian? Maybe french canadian? That might explain it. It's either that or aspergers.