Am I a massive faggot if I'd prefer to have the last poster?

>>28789810
well are you gay? it doesnt matter regardless

>>28789810
yea that's pretty gay

if you really need to look at ripped men all the time, maybe you should find a pic of a ripped dude with his arms wrapped around two hot chicks.

Are your parents homophobic faggots? Is it bad to be a homosexual? You have shitty parents m8

>>28789810

if you're secure in your sexuality it's not really gay I suppose, whatever floats your goat

>>28789810
it's because all it takes to get her body is not eating like a fucking hippo as compared to the male where real dedication and work is needed

tell your parents that

If you're secure about your sexuality, then it shouldn't be a problem.

Just put a post it on it saying "n-no homo" and noone will think you're gay bro

>>28789831
>Are your parents homophobic faggots?

>homophobic
>faggots
only on 4chan

>>28789833
>>28789845

are you me?

>>28789831
>Is it bad to be a homosexual?
Yes...? I thought we were done with this conversation (outside of the PC world).

There are no upsides to being a homosexual.

>>28789871
I dunno about that

I'd pretend to like dick if it got me a 7 figure salary in the NFL.

>>28789871
>There are no upsides to being a homosexual.
Upside 1: It's a fuckton easier to get laid.
Upside 2: You've a chance to be cool even if you are that loser kid that was bullied in high school.
Upside 3: You dress better (implying >gay, not >lesbian)

>>28789871
>never having to deal with hormonal women
>laws not heavily in favor of your partner
>no social pressure on you to take care of everything in the relationship
dunno man, apart from having to suck dick, it sounds pretty awesome

>>28789810
Fuck'em do you OP

>>28789810

That poster is explicitly sexualized, he's taking off his pants, and there's no face so you can fantasize about whatever you want on top.

Get a poster of arnold or frank zane or something.

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I've printed out a fuckton of /fit/ shit and put it over my old breakfast table. Got me going in the morning.

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>>28790106
>implying I wouldn't also suck that dick for extra protein.

I like the third one too, because it's the only one without a stupid soccer ball in it.

>mfw I live with 3 girls
>mfw we have b&w pinups everywhere
>mfw everytime I'm in the bathroom I take a few minutes longer just to mire
and nobody knows
[spoiler]devilish tactics[/spoiler]

I'd rather have that too

I guess I don't really enjoy looking at nekkid wimmins unless I'm looking to fap

>>28789810
what makes you a massive faggot is asking an anime image board what you should do

>>28790018
these lies. there are plenty.
gay sex daily will not go well for your butt
its damn near impossible to find a compatable long term partner since the dating pool is so much smaller
adopted kids are not as good as homemade ones

>>28790312
>gay sex daily will not go well for your butt
you don't have to get fucked in the ass to have sex
and it is easier, definitely
>its damn near impossible to find a compatable long term partner
there are gay bars and venues so you will have plenty of people to find
>adopted kids are not as good as homemade ones
now das racist

>>28789810
Yeah, the poster is meant to be sexy. It is kind of gay.

Honestly can't figure out how that's motivation. More than anything it's just something you'll never reach. Seriously, you won't get that body.

>>28790331
sex=penetration. if i go down on a girl for an hour and walk home i didnt get laid. I just hit my macros for the day
I have gay friends, they go through bf's like i go through cum socks. very often

>>28790018
You can't be straight and dress better?

>>28790353
so, if you get a blowjob or a handjob you didn't have sex?

I, too, have gay friends, and a lot of them are in committed relationships

>>28790331
> you don't have to get fucked in the ass to have sex

WEll, you would be fucking someone, right? Oral sex is OK as a treat, but penetration is the steak and potatoes of sex. Fucking is where it's at.

Anal just not always convenient and takes prep work.

> >adopted kids are not as good as homemade ones
> now das racist

It's true though. Making a baby that shares your partner's DNA is way better than raising someone else's kid.

>>28790367
> so, if you get a blowjob or a handjob you didn't have sex?

Not him, but no. Absolutely not. For straight people, sex is penetration. BJs and Handjobs are just sort of consolation prizes most of the time. You get them when your partner is unwilling to go "all the way." I'd personally turn down a dry hand job. I find it insulting.

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>>28790438
>Making a baby that shares your partner's DNA is way better than raising someone else's kid.
>mfw I totally agree with this
>mfw all the girls I know get really upset about it for some reason

>>28790367
>implying I could come from anything less than the 60lbs of squeezing force that is my hand
i have a cousin that gets beat often by his man. he will not leave him for fear of wasting 5 years, and trying to find another partner. its really sad because he carries both of them financially and emotionally and gets nothing in return

>>28790484
Nah, thinking about sex as strictly penetration is stupid.

Blowjobs and handjobs are just as intimate and can be even better than regular, vaginal sex. They're sex in every way that counts.

>>28790586
this guy. some bitch that doesnt train forearms and grip is gonna make me cum in 5 mins before her "arm gets tired"?
blowies are okay, but only if the bitch's last name is hoover, and i havent met one of those in a long time

>>28789825
best answer

Are you a champion? Because I seriously doubt a champion would care what his parents or friends though about the motivating pictures on his wall.

>>28790586
> Nah, thinking about sex as strictly penetration is stupid.

Maybe, but it's how I and most straight people thnk about it.

> Blowjobs and handjobs are just as intimate and can be even better than regular, vaginal sex.

I disagree.

Anyway, if I was dating a girl and she won't do anything but BJ and HJ, I'd leave. It's just not the same. Besides, that means she's going to expect the same in return and oral sex is just too much work to do on a regular basis. With penetration we both get off . It's just so much better.

And I've had some amazing blow jobs in my life. Still doesn't compare to a good hardy fuck. Oral is no substitute for penetration.

>>28789810
Op that's why you use movie posters. Like fight club. Nobody cares about that.

>>28790652
what?
what the fuck hahahahah

>>28789810
Put it into corner with motivational quotes and other motivational stuff, will make it perfectly acceptable and not gay.

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>>28790160

This work?

>>28789831
>homophobic
>faggot

holy shit my seids

>>28790160
>>28790786
These guys are correct, OP. Images of male beauty are everywhere because people like looking at men, but we can't talk about it openly. So get a Thor poster or something, if only to mollify you parents.

Better than having pictures of girls on your wall.

>welcome to my room if you look to the left you'll notice that I'm heterosexual

getting the 3rd poster seems pretty alpha to me

>>28791868
Images of male beauty are normally centered around face though. Yeah, a lot of them are ripped too, but a lot aren't. The common factor is face. Sorry guys, but if you're ugly, getting ripped isn't going to help you that much.

I will never understand why you people need to watch roided bodybuilders to constantly stay 'motivated'

Do you even know what discipline is?

>>28790106
giving head is awesome though. Its so much more sensual than getting head its ridickulous.

>>28791982
A lot of the beauty of men is physicality: fighting, strength, work. The standard is to embody these qualities.
>If you can't be handsome, at least you can be handy.

Also the Farnese Hercules is no pretty boi.

>>28789810
>watching 2 dudes bone ava addams with oil
>one dude is about to shove his dick into her pussy while another is already deep in her butt
>notice the guy's vascular arm and hands
>cum, start checking out his torso
>looks like he does a lot of core work but his arms are kinda small
>close the porn
n-no homo

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>>28791971
Seconding this

Gaybro here, the real reason women like talking to gay dudes so much is cuz most openly gay dudes are confident in their self-identity, since we pretty much have to be. Most straight guys are all about appearing masculine 24/7. Masculinity is about BEING competent not SEEMING competent. When girls talk about a guys 'sensitive side' they're really talking about the ability to have fun without being afraid to not look manly.

So get the 3rd poster OP. Do what you want and fuck what what your parents think

>>28789810
But that is gay dude. That is what faggots do. Just enjoy being a faggot.

>>28792247
But that isn't sensitivity that is awareness unless you consider that a more sensitive person is just more aware of whats actually going on.

>>28792247
So queer culture should be valued because it transcends appearance and artifice? Yeah, right.

Fags aggressively enforce beauty standards.

Dykes aggressively reject beauty standards.

Tranz aggressively force everyone to constantly negotiate gender.

>>28789810
get the one of arnold with his arms outstretched not that Calvin Klein looking bullshit

>>28789871
Your partner is your best bro.
I wish I were gay.

>>28790494
>mfw all the girls I know get really upset about it for some reason
well frankly the world is already greatly over populated, so choosing to add instead of just taking whats there is very self centered/only caring about yourself.
also by insisting on having your own child, you're basically saying your genetics is just so god tier that it MUST be passed on. and lets be frank, you're on the chanchan so chances are your genetics aren't as prized as you imply. and also there's a 100% chances of finding an adoptable child with superior genetics to yours, there's tons of them. in a way you'd be doing a better job of passing the the most superior genetics and raising them to be your own

>>28789810
it's a little gay. I mean, you could have the first two posters as motivation to look like the third for a better chance of sticking your penis in something like them. but who cares really. it's only super gay if you have it on the ceiling above your bed

>>28792247
i like talking to gay guys because i know they aren't hiding their intent to fuck me with thinly veiled bullshit, because vagina dont float their boat

>gay friend says he's really into me
>kisses me, kiss him back
>tell him I'm tired and that he should go
>act like nothing happened the next day
>he wants me even more
>been leading him on for a couple weeks now
>subtle shit like making him see me shirtless, giving him shoulder rubs, asking him if i look good

So this is what it feels like to be a girl.

>>28791971
Absolutely, every time I go into a guys room and see a pin up poster or a desktop background of some sloot I instantly think they might be gay.

>>28793507
What will you do with your new superpowers?

>>28793601
well, i can call him up anytime and I'm pretty much guaranteed a ride unless he's busy

also he shares his drugs with me. gets prescribed xanax and vyvanse :)

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>>28793633
Lord you're a slut. Being treated like a fuckpuppet is supposed to lend greater understanding, not greater pleasure at being a fuckpuppet.

>>28793709
I know its fucked, but I don't care. I'm a fucked up person.

>>28793633
Hahaha
>Yfw this becomes a thing

>>28789871
>homos are general clean
>always scream your name with joy when you walk into a room, making you feel awesome
>property value of your home goes up when a gay dude moves in next door

There's literally nothing wrong with homosexuals

>>28793332
>Child is unwanted or has dead parents
>Better genes

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>>28789871
.5/10

>>28789810
Have pictures of chicks and bodybuilders. Then they'll only think you're metrosexual

>>28790312
Long term partners are a fantasy creature anon, stop being silly.

>>28790438
>Making a baby that shares your partner's DNA is way better than raising someone else's kid.
Not if that kid had better genetics. If you have a family history plagued with health problems like diabetes, heart disease, etc, adopting wouldnt be so bad.

>>28789912
I don't know man even for 7 figures...Ya I guess I would pretend
>>28789871
Other than the PC world bullshit that people give to homos. This. This entirely.
I feel like legit gay people are always miserable. Idk you can see it in their eyes. They'll deny it until they're blue in the face but deep down they know

>>28793332
>posting edgy opinions on a Nepalese clip art database
>Hurr you're self centered if you aren't settling for somebody else's leftovers

god damn you rub me the wrong way
Each individual has the biological imperative to not only reproduce but to ensure that their offspring survive and surpass the offspring of others.

>>28792888
>So queer culture should be valued because it transcends appearance and artifice?
>Fags aggressively enforce beauty standards.
>implying this is a bad thing at all
Get out tumblr land whale. Pretty soon homos will be the last bastion of physical fitness and aesthetics.

>>28794188
Only reason i'm miserable is because i'm still stuck in this shitty small conservative town with my shitty family. If i could find a fucking job i'd save up enough to move away first thing. I'm guessing a lot of them are the same way, unless they were lucky enough to grow up in a supportive environment.

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Got you covered m8

>>28794201
>Muh biological imperative
Get out Darwin

>>28794201
>surpass the offspring of others
Incorrect for countless species. Also ecology/evolution is the lowest tier of biology. Pls go

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>>28789810
Preferring the male form to the female form just means you have good taste. Who gives a fuck what those plebs say? Men actually have to work hard to achieve a physique like that, it's something you should admire and be proud of. All bitches have to do is not eat like a whale and put on 5 layers of make up to be considered good looking.

>>28789810
>people will think I'm gay if I have pictures of bodybuilders on my wall
Holy shit, incredibly relevant and funny video on your "problem"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6oPWh_gJoc

No, but buying a poster does.

This same thing happened to Arnold. And he became Arnold. So it can only go well.

>>28794399
Goddamn, no matter how ripped you are, you can't see shit through a shirt. What the fuck am I lifting for?

>>28796528
For that moment when the shirt comes off and jaws drop.

>Not being in a permacocoon until summer hits

>>28794399
closetfag

>>28789871
Check out this faggot.

This thread is so fucking gay

>>28796528
Get a shirt that isn't droopy

>>28796528
I quite like the idea of looking dyel with a shirt and then taking it off to reveal a ripped body

>>28789835
Why do you think this? No average girl who does nothing looks like that; they're professional models. They spend at least some time in the gym or doing activities to get that body. Seriously, get out the house and off the internet.

>>28790277
dont make fun of my russian photo forum

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>>28790277
>anime image board

>/fit/

Wrong board buddy, back to /y/ kid

>>28789810
yeah hanging a poster of a half naked man on your wall is pretty gay

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>>28797432
>implying not
>kid
>redirecting to /y/
>not even redirecting properly

>>28790586
Mein Neger.

How is the DL progressing?

>>28789810
The first two motivate me more.
1 & 2 are the goal; 3 is simply the means.

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>>28797465
I'd say the third is only gay because it is sexualized. I'd totally hang an Arnold or Stallone poster.

Trashy as fuck. All three of them.
Are you 13, OP?

>>28793332
> implying implications about someone you can't see

Gee, I wonder how amazing your parents were. Maybe try describing ghosts or demons or other things you can't see and try to draw conclusions based on nothing. You are indeed very great at that.

>>28797323
>some time in the gym

yeah maybe once or twice a week for a pilates class, that guy has probably being hitting the gym almost every day for at least 2-3 years

it is infinitely harder for a guy to get a body like on the poster than it is for a girl to get the girl's body

>>28789810
Giving a shit what they think is gay.

Just get an Arnold poster. Everyone loves Arnold.

I get posters made of hot girls on my facebook newsfeed. Pic related is behind my bed extra large laminated and glossy. I find it gives me realistic goals.

>>28798733
>bwaah girls have such easy liiiives!!!!
You sound 16

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>>28798878
Forgot pic.

>>28798878
>>28798878
>>28798908
that's kinda weird bro

>>28798908
Bro that's kind of weird. What if one comes over and sees that shit.

>>28798908
What the fuck. That's hella weird

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>>28798878
show us a pic of it on your wall or I'm calling fake

>>28789810
>poster of shirtless dude with hands looking like he's about to take off his belt
yea, that's actually gay
but:
>posters of bodybuilders and guys lifting weights, with fitness and muscle related words written on them
If someone calls you gay for those, just say you like bodybuilding and going to the gym, which you do (and if you actually look like you lift, then people won't even ask)

>protip: for maximum hetero have almost as much/ as much hot girl posters as the muscly lifting posters
it shows you enjoy fitness, lifting, and women rather than just muscly dudes who lift
good luck!

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>>28789810
>not having pic related on your night stand

>>28789831
>Is it bad to be a homosexual?
Last time i checked, mental illness is a pretty bad thing.

>>28796549
>Closet
>Implying that changes my point

>>28799465
Last time i checked, using expired b8 was the worst thing.

>>28789831
>homophobic
>faggots

I want this to be a thing we call people now. Can this be a thing we call people?

>>28794346
Every species has individuals that "want" their genes to proliferate more than the competition.
Literally nowhere is this not true.

Any species that isn't actively killing each other does so because collaboration increases the chance that an individual's genes will get passed on.

And evolution is the overarching theory of biology. Any biologist interested in anything more than a very narrow functional field needs evolution IMO.