FPS

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>>28739563
One i hardly see anymore
I don't see any anymore though i suppose

>hanging out with new people I met at college on the first week
>munching on some grapes my roommate and I got
> there’s a landplanet girl, let’s call her Ali
>the other girls seemed to be friends with her so I figured why not
>topic of the freshman 15 and exercise comes up
>”I can’t exercise, if it weren’t for my knee and hip surgery I’d be skinny. When I was laid up all that my mom fed me was junk food even when I asked for a salad”
>I look at Ali like she grew a second head
>we go out to eat later
>she got a double cheese burger, a mountain of fries, a large bowl of soup, a small salad, some sort of tater tot hotdish and large bowl of ice cream with caramel

Sure, you’re fat because of what your mom fed you.

>roommate and Ali got close
>Ali goes on about how they’re “best friends”
One day:
>be chillin with roommate
>friends join us, all sitting around having a good time
>Ali comes and joins us
>I get off the futon to recycle my water bottle
>Ali took my spot, shrug it off and sit on the floor next to friend
>She pulls out a huge muffin out of nowhere and starts eating it
>I have to go outside the room for a while because of a phone call from the parents
>come back after a while and find everyone gone, phone call took a while
>roommate’s getting ready for bed, lamp is on so dim lighting
>next morning wake up and get down from bed (loft)
>walk towards closet and noticed I stepped on something
>Ali’s muffin crumbs
>think “da fuk?” and look around. Crumbs everywhere, I don’t even know how that went unnoticed last night
>roommate comes down and is surprised too, must have happened when they were leaving
>find her wrapper on the futon and her sandals underneath it

>roommate is in the air force ROTC program
>she’s skinny and fit from all the working out she’s done
>Ali tells her, “you’re so lucky to be skinny” and goes on to talk about *ahem* when she was skinny

>>28739707
>takes all that I have not to point out that being skinny isn’t luck and that many people have to work for the bodies they have
>once Ali leaves my roommate started to mutter under her breath about what Ali had said

>>28739563
>I’m pregnant and shopping around
>An obese couple donning scooters make their way down the aisle
>Duck to another aisle to avoid them and get out of the way
>Woman comes into the aisle I ducked into
>”Excuse me, could you hand me that salami?”
>Salami is out of reach for her sitting in the scooter, could easily reach it if she got off of her fat ass
>Be nice and get it for her anyway, “Which one?” Point between the light and regular salami
>That was obviously a stupid question, regular salami.
>Grab it for her and she scooters away.

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>>28739563
4chan.org/banned

you're gonna be needing it brother. ;_;

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>>28739781
I do what must be done.
For the good of the board.

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>>28739823
we salute you

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FPS WILL LIVE ON!!!!!!

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Good fps coming through

Why are FPS threads being baleted

>>28739884
butthurt fat mods.

>>28739884
Supposedly SJW Mods, but i have faith in moot

>>28739902
HAHAHA HEY FAT MODS BAN ME IF YOURE FAT

>>28739884
because Janitor's mom recently died of obesity, but he is in denial. Apparently death by the age of 43 isn't a clear sign that obesity kills.

>>28739933
Hey guy, don;'t tempt them

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>>28739933

MOD PLEASE READ
>>28739124

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>mods

>>28739933
Thats a guaranteed ban brah...

>>28739563
Go back to reddit you cancerous fuck

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/fit/ outlaws when?

>>28740031
Fuck you sjw

>>28740031
>fps are Reddit
Nigga please, they're a part of /fit/ accept it or ignore it you fat fuck

>>28740031
please kill yourself.
We all would profit from it.

If the social justice warrior mods win, 5chins is as good as dead. Those of us spoiled by years of free expression won't put up with the touchy-feely bullshit, and Redshit and Tumbleurgh already achieved market saturation in the uber-liberal bullshit and Brony hosting sectors. I can't decide if m00t is doing it deliberately to finally kill off his once proud boards before the FBI cunts he sold out to finally arrest us all for having opinions.

>>28741058
probably part of some kind of settlement with the Gawker dude for that kid attempting suicide

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>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power and control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

>deleting FPS
>thinking this is a good idea

>>28739868
most motivating thing I've read in quite some time
have never been fat, always been a skelleton until I started lifting but I had to smile all the way through it and almost shed a tear at the end
>tl;dr fate in humanity restored

>>28739969
BTFO

>>28739781
Too bad the stupid fuck mod who's mom I bum fucked last night dosen't know that I can unplug and replug my router.

That's right I'm ban evading bitch, and it takes me all of 15 seconds to do.

Ban me again for all the good it'll do you

Moot has forsaken his chosen people. The /fit/izens must repel the absurdity by creating a union. The FPS union.

>>28741247
>not having a static IP
The greatness that is

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ayy post "MODS R GAY" or else the scary GG goblin will come and inhale all your gains like Kirby

MODS R GAY

>>28739846
Based Hannah. There were two or three more stories told about her by some anon who attend the gym she works at. Had her Facebook pictures and everything.

>>28739846
I think i just fell in love

>>28741308
MODS R GAY

>>28739881
GOAT

>>28739563
I'm gonna miss this place.
Live on brothers, may exponential gains come your way and leave humanity behind.

>>28739846

This makes me so happy.

>>28739707
>Lel, AFROTC

How many times do they PT? I know in the actual AF they PT twice a week. I PT 4 times a week at the moment.

GAS THE MODS CHAN WAR NOW

>>28740031
Fuck you, FPS is so fucking great

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>>28742344

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>>28739868
The feels were had

>>28739903
Based gran

>>28742596
to be honest with you i was focused on the person on the left of the orange haired girl, looks like a guy but with tits of a girl or really bad gyno, i noticed wahle after 2min