Write a letter to my gym receptionist one word at a time.
I will print the letter off, place it in an envelope and then hand it to her and stand around for the fall out. I will provide proof that I handed the letter to her in any way requested.
look crab recipe tips? will good you dear London scary about anal. what dongcopters squatting glutes. Zyzz. Pooty for Appendage stank Scooby Thursday? Lurking wiggly ayy(lamo) Khaleesi miring. ayy Nickelback pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis lmao. assrape accecptance. labia moist love hole but and opadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon ayy.
ebin, just put my final "lmao" pls
look crab recipe tips? will good you dear London scary about anal. what dongcopters squatting glutes. Zyzz. Pooty for Appendage stank Scooby Thursday? Lurking wiggly ayy(lamo) Khaleesi miring. ayy Nickelback lmao assrape accecptance. labia moist love hole but and ayy. juicy muh rippletits ;)
Done. I go to the gym in a few hours will post later tonight or early tomorrow.
p.s. pic related is the formatting.
>labia moist love hole but and ayy. juicy muh rippletits ;)
I'm fuckin dying OP, if you don't deliver I hope you get gyno
Mine has 5. I hope I get Rachel because I have been trolling her hard lately.
I have no intention of not delivering.
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON
No. I will use my cellphone.
>walk in, cellphone camera running
>hand her the letter
>pull down my pants
>ask her if she is an archeologist because I have a prehistoric bone that needs examining
>she invites me into the reception alcove
>I open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
I am leaving now. I will deliver in 4-5 hours.
>implying I won't cartwheel away
I need to lift and then I have to stop at my friends house.
dis nigga gets it
God speed Letterbrah,God speed.
Also, I think we just witnessed the birth of a new Trip.
Today was a good day, /fit/.
I will deliver, I am leaving for the gym in 30 minutes.
No need to bump, I will make a new thread.
watch the skies, friend.
OP got arrested for sexual harassment kekek
OP YOU MAD CUNT WHERE ARE YOU???
I think he got arrested or spaghettied so hard he had a heart attack.,
> Damn man I'm so tired.
> why? Didn't you get any sleep?
> Nah bro. I waited up all night to see this autistic kid give a meaningless letter to a chick at his gym.
> You were at the gym waiting?
> No. He duct taped his cell phone to a beanie and recorded it.
> Dude we gotta have a talk.
its not happening :(
It's okay guys, I have a time machine loaded with just enough tourmaline crystals to get it going one more time. The only drawback is, it will take us to the last four digits of my post number. Once there we will have to acquire more tourmaline crystals to get back.
OP never deilvars
>doing Olive Garden prank calls on /b/
>harassing them for grapes
>one anon lives by the Garden they're calling
>goes to it and demands grapes
>gets thrown out
>says when he gets back he'll post the video
>he never gets back
OP will not delivar, OP never delivars
how much longer op ;_;
/fit/ confirmed the most autistic board on 4chan
OP won't deliver
>there was no letter
>there was no camera
>there was no gym
>there was no receptionist
>there was no tip
>there was no spaghetti
these are truly dark times
>mfw this thread will probably hit 350 posts before OP delivers
>tfw fit fell for it
>no ones going to hand a receptionist a letter that starts with dear nigger
>risking getting banned from the gym and thus your gains
>tfw someone on fit is going to try to deliever this eventually