Let's rate each others progress.
First pic is 2011, second 2014, yesterday.
Natty 5'6" 163 lbs
>>27413339
I can already tell this is gonna be a good thread
>>27413339
nice fucking chicken legs
>>27413339
Who took the pictures?
Better form on right pic, good job anon!
>>27413376
Me of course
Show us your dick fag
>>27413339
B-bottom, right?
>>27413390
>n-no homo
>>27413339
I'm not sure about your progress. I mean, it's great that you got rid of that bedding, flowers never look good on these. On the other hand, it seems like you had to sell your bed? Sleeping on a mattress only is not good for your spine!
>that awkward feel when I think back of my ex
>remember I used to say "hip draahvee" while putting it in her
>had to explain to her about /fit/ and shit
Now you understand why she's my ex
>>27413376
OP Here.
You turn on your webcam, take a video, then screen cap it.
does your boyfriend wax his legs?
M8 you look exactly the same
>>27413339
you look like you lost 10 pounds over 3 years.
>>27413414
so there's a video...
How big is your penis OP? Do u have to have a big one for that sex position?
virgin reporting in
>>27413339
is OP fucking a dude? i still cant tell if i should be mirin those hams.
>>27413452
Not op, My dick is 7x6.25
I usually do this position if I want to have complete control and having dominance is a huge turn on for me
>>27413414
Post video if dubs
>>27413452
It's average bruv
6.5"
>>27413452
Not as long for assfucking as pussyfucking
>>27413477
>>27413477
OP must deliver
>>27413477
damn. I post gif then :( one sec
>>27413475
why does everyone on fit have a 7 inch dick
>we're all watching OP have sex in 2011 and 2014
No homo
>>27413500
>>27413500
>>27413477
CONFIRMED
>>27413339
why do you have four legs doe, are you shiva on a leg day?
>>27413504
>#blessed
>>27413504
7 inch isn't big or anything. I'm 7 inch exactly and it looks normal.
>tfw 5.5x4.5
could be worse.
>>27413522
OHHHH SHIT!
>>27413504
>>27413500
>>27413477
>>27413522
is habbedig XDDD
>>27413504
Mine is only 6"
But it's ok, because I'm a manlet
>>27413525
I would say that anything after 6inches doesnt matter, thats when girth comes to play
>>27413477
Dubs are disabled, idiot
>>27413523
dude that's not his legs, that's another dude under there lying under him
>>27413522
>>27413500
>>27413477
>>27413550
Then why did I get 3 of them?
>>27413522
this thread is now a dubs train
>>27413504
Everyone on /fit/ also is 6'2, has 8%bf, is 200lb, squats 500 for reps, makes six figures and has a PhD in theoretical physics
if trips full vid
>>27413339
did you squat at all?
>>27413452
Normal sized dong, in my experience this is a great position to jackhammer in, grills like it too from what I've seen, moreso if you stick a pillow or two under their hips.
>>27413539
>tfw so excited by my own dubs I do it again, twice
Post the vid or more pics c'mon dude!
>>27413522
>>27413500
>>27413477
>tfw will die a KV
>>27413604
DELIVERED!!!!!
Now post the other one
>>27413604
Good job anon!
>>27413596
hehe, this is pretty funny
>>27413604
MIRIN THAT FORM
>>27413604
great a gif of your grundle
>unfappable as fuck
>>27413604
underrated post
>>27413596
I watched that yesterday. Sound was completely out of sync.
Here is a completely unrelated link.
http://www.pornoid.com/videos/75439/slim-teen-june-gets-tight-ass-boned/#.U7WgrfldV8E
>>27413596
riley reid
I want her so badly
GUYS THIS IS A TROLL THREAD
>implying 5'6 boys have sex with girls
>>27413604
Bretty gud, anon. This is also my favorite position.
>>27413525
Of course it looks normal to you, it's your dick. There are some guys with 8x6 dicks who only feel average.
>>27413604
even focusing in on the man-ass, just how /fit/ wants it
>>27413651
I agree. CHeck out what this black dude does to some guy's wife.
http://xhamsterc[.]om/movies/751026/hitting_that_sweet_spot.html
>>27413666
D E V I L I S H
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V
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>>27413618
>>27413694
>dem fatty legs
yes you made good progress.
>>27413694
>mfw when this is considered "sfw" because no buttholes, balls, or pussies are being shown
>>27413694
looks like a heffer anon
>>27413694
are you fucking a hambeast? Her legs look much swoler than yours.
>>27413694
>those arms
>those legs
were you fucking a fat chick?
OP
Tell me what program do you use to record?
This is important
please.
>>27413694
>fucking hamplanets
you almost had it
>>27413694
Where are your harpoons?
>>27413604
What is that sexual position called?
>>27413722
yes :(
>>27413753
Glute scoot
>>27413694
That looks disgusting. Congrats on the progress to >>27413604
>>27413758
fucking christ
>>27413758
nope nope nope nope nope nope
>>27413758
OOOOOMMMMYYYYYGAAAWWDDDDD
>>27413758
Im gonna be sick
>>27413758
DUDE WAHT NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY!!!!!
WHY DUDE WHAT THE FUCK NO WHY
>>27413758
I knew this thread was gonna be good
>>27413758
I suppose you made good progress then?
>>27413758
god fucking damn son
>>27413758
HIGH TEST ALPHA MALE
>>27413772
NINTENDO SIXTEEFEEEEEER
>Half of fit fapped to those gifs
>turned out he is fucking a fatty
YA DUN GOOFED
>>27413758
HIGH TEST ALPHA REPORTING IN
>>27413758
10/10
>>27413694
The fuck is wrong with you?
absolutelydisgusting.jpg
Someone man the fucking harpoons. We got a Capt. Ahab here sticking it to a big white whale.
>>27413758
wait is that why the matress got on the floor? Anon did she break your bed
What the fuck happened to this thread
>>27413339
Same grill or different in each pic?
>>27413758
be proud of your alphaness bro
>>27413758
Jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with you
Fucking disgusting
Btw just wanted to point out your physique hasn't changed in 3years
At least you stopped fucking whales tho. Christ
>>27413758
the fuck? where did you meet a planet?
>>27413758
Are you a male prostitute
>>27413807
>pls be Scooby
>>27413604
topwew
>>27413815
Read the fucking thread, retard.
>>27413758
pls be london
>>27413475
5.5 inches doesn't round up to 7 bruh
>>27413758
>>27413820
Lol
youre a beta loser bro.
You paid $ for someone to give you a routine
LOL
>>27413758
If dubs post a .gif of that position
>>27413758
come the fuck on
You literally look no different.
0/10
>>27413477
>>27413500
there's no escape for you OP
Someone archive this thread, it's glorious
>>27413758
So wheres the gif for the hamplanet?
>>27413758
>bruh
>>27413504
Because /fit/ is in the top 1% of men. /fit/ is the 1% of perfect genetics
>>27413842
lol do u even dubs faglord
>>27413842
Re-rolling
>this thread
>>27413758
nigga that ain't the same girl. nor is it you
>filename
>>27413758
Can you feel attraction to them beside sexual urges?
I wouldn't mind fucking a fatty, but at the same time I wouldn't want to become 'involved' with one.
If that makes sense.
>>27413758
>>27413758
Fat chicks are like mopeds - fun to ride but never let you friends catch you on one
Youre doing gods unquantified trolling work, anon
>>27413869
>same bedsheats
>same wall and shit
>OP looks the same
It's him
>>27413758
>haven't been on /fit/ for months
>this is the first thread I open
>thankyoufit.bat
>neverchange.jpeg
>>27413869
check the bed and door location
>>27413349
Called it
Someone cap all this, please
>>27413758
>>27413880
you're not funny, james
>>27413886
>>27413889
i was focusing more on his shoulders and arms. they don't seem that strong in the other pics.
n-no homo
>>27413758
i dont even have a reaction image sufficient for this one
>>27413911
dubs confirm james isn't funny
>>27413875
Bro, I fucked a fatty. Like on the path to being obese. I was misled on OKC but fuck she had redhair and this is my fetish.
It was awful. Can't do doggy properly, rolls everywhere, I literally wanted to barf. I was wearing a condom and lied that I came. It was terrible.
Afterwards I cried in the shower. I was devastated.
It wasn't as bad as when I fucked a supremely anorexic chick, which was like fucking a malnourished boy - no tits, no real ass. My cock couldn't even get inside her withered pussy.
Fuck.
>>27413912
He probably has a huge pump going from trying to man handle a whale. His muscles need to do more work fucking a fat chick so technically he is making gains fucking a fat chick. This means that if you want more gains you should be fucking whales like OP
>>27413919
>not having a reaction image that says you don't have a reaction image for this
>>27413839
Best money I ever spent
I'm bigger and stronger than you will ever be
Stay jealous, faggot
>>27413758
son....
wew
lad
>>27413924
goodbye starting strength. hello starting whale
>>27413758
>beauty and the hambeast.png
>>27413928
youre 5'11
I'm 6'3
Youre under 200lbs
I'm 220
Your total is under 1350
Mine is 1400
>>27413758
AYYYYY LMAO
>all the fags in this thread hating on that glorious high test alpha male
omegas pls go
>>27413928
If you knew shit about gym you would know routine isn't vital given you have an idea what you are doing.
The effort you put in, appropriate resting and diet are by far the most important factors.
>>27413758
Even if I had the choice, I wouldn't lose my virginity to that thing.
>>27413758
oh gawd that file name
>>27413758
CONFIRMED FOR HIGH TEST
somebody better screen cap dis shit
OP post more and continue the glory of this thread
>>27413758
Highest of test
Srsly why would you do that
>>27413922
>Afterwards I cried in the shower. I was devastated.
i bet she's been going around telling all her friends how she gave you the best night of your life. i bet she posted on her tumblr how real womyn like her can score with hot guys like you whenever they want.
you're setting back our cause, anon.
How heavy was the beast OP?
What ocean did you drag her out of?
>>27413758
>>27413758
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z7BWkaUes2A
>>27413758
OP you fookin legend. high test as fuck
>>27413928
pls go
>>27413758
Holy shit how disgusting. Your bed probably smells like fucking death after that
Toasting in an epic bread
>>27413948
Yea my total is 2500
Anyone can type numbers on the internet, faggot. Post pics, lets see that physique, fatty. And no you do not deadlift more than 6plate.
>>27413954
Yes it absolutely is, I'm pursuing powerlifting, there's a specific method of getting exceptionally strong without getting injured. Wouldn't expect you to know anything about that, since you probably haven't even benched 2plate yet.
>Effort + rest + food = 6plate deadlift
No.
>>27413834
It's not hard to believe.
I'm 7.5 x 5.75
>>27413568
I'm also 5'11, 8%bf, 165lbs, 27" waist, 40"chest
[spoiler]If I left it at that, you'd never know I'm also a NEET virgin, non-squatter (homegym-masterrace), who's also in the process of overcoming mental issues.[/spoilers don't work]
>>27413922
Dunno man, sometimes I really believe it can't be all thaaat bad.
Probably just my dick talking though.
>>27414041
Only 2500, brah? Da fuck, do you even lift mang?
I got 3750 within my first three months of lifting!
>>27413990
I know. I was depressed for a while and only recently had gotten swole. I hadn't realised that I was worth more and sexed this monstrous blob. Fuck this high test bullshit. You fuck bigger grills because you are desperate for a fuck.
She constantly messaged me after. I just ignored it and she wrote these dirty stories about us and mailed them to me. I was smart in at least creating a fake email account and never giving her my number.
Anyway, that was about 3.5 years ago. I wouldn't dream of it now. Story is just a cautionary one. Honestly, if you see a fat girl who wants to fuck, fap first and then think about it. You will make the right choice.
>>27413976
Ok.
Backstory: She sent me a myspace angle picture of her with red hair and the whole 60's look thing fat chicks do. I told her to come over and she showed up looking like that with one of those big gulps soda cups you get at gas stations.
>>27414058
>3750 within three months
Nigga u srs
I broke 10.000 after my first week. I didn't even take it serious - ate like shit the first 4 days.
>>27413758
>>27413929
>hangul in filename
>posting grannies
>implying you aren't a neckbeard even manletier than him and confirmed permavirgin
>>27414050
>Dunno man, sometimes I really believe it can't be all thaaat bad.
>Probably just my dick talking though.
It is your dick and its insatiable desire to get wet. You don't want to fuck these kinds of girls. Honestly, if you are that desperate, get a fine escort or something. If you live in a university town, go to a local bar and pick up a hot 18 year old who doesn't know any better. Anything but fatties.
>>27414077
Real human bean
Oh well, at least I made someone really happy.
>>27414059
>You fuck bigger grills because you are desperate for a fuck.
>You fuck bigger grills because you are desperate for a fuck.
>You fuck bigger grills because you are desperate for a fuck.
Quoted for truth.
I get that there are fat fetishists out there, and more power to you guys, but if you're reasonably fit and not ugly you can do better than a fatty. Just because your self esteem sucks doesn't mean it has to or that you have to settle for less.
Fucking grow some self respect guys.
>>27414077
holy jumping shitballs
>>27414077
Jesus christ, it gets worse
>>27414077
>>27413474
if i had any sides theyde be gone
>>27414077
>>27414077
Oh god dude, what the fuck. In the last week I have ditched 3 grills who were at least a 6/10 and not a hair over 5'2 110. How the fuck did you go through with this?
How is it even possible to fuck a hamplanet? I imagine if I was to try I simply wouldn't be able to get hard
>>27414077
Go on...
>>27414077
Why wouldnt you just ignore her?
How fucking low are your standards?
>>27414101
broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ahaha this thread
>>27414101
Just when i thought this thread couldn't get any more disgusting.
>>27413758
This is why i love /fit/
>>27414077
oh my god dude you look so uncomfortable in that picture
>>27414077
Jesus dude you can do better than that. What the fuck. No wonder even landwhales have standards now
>>27414101
an hero
>>27414101
Im getting more turned on by you than her. She's so fucking ugly I rather fuck you than her
>>27413758
M A S T E R R U S E M A N
>ITT: JELLY FAGS
>>27414101
Christ in hell
>>27413758
>this desperate
>>27414077
>>27414101
This is why the fatty problem is so bad. Because people like you still fuck them instead of treating them like the subhuman pieces of filth and fat they really are.
Fucking knock that shit off.
>>27414158
Please, I'm DYEL and I've fucked better girls.
>>27414101
>>27413504
A lot of people here are elitist assholes and really if you think about it being an elitist asshole and having decent genetics kinda go hand in hand. So...
>>27414152
>n-no homo
>>27414101
POST MOAR
>OP looks pretty decent and has a good body
>still has low standards and fucks disgusting landwhales
You're the problem with this world OP
>>27414171
wanna fuck?? Or are you scared of handling a real Man
Might I suggest reverse-cowgirl position?
>>27414077
>>27414101
WHY IS MY DICK MOVING
>>27414077
>>27414101
Internet hookups: Not even once.
>>27413990
>>27413990
>>27413990
>>27413990
underrated post
>>27413758
>>27413758
>>27413758
ITT: High test meme finally dies
>>27413604
HAHAHA, I'm not gay but am I the only one who only kept staring at the male ass? Very nice shape and movements. Not arousing, just very nice and I guess mesmerizing.
>>27414101
What the fuck man, are you into fat chicks or just horny and was the best you could find at the time?
>>27414059
post her deceptive myspace angle pic OP, i wanna compare it to the real deal. also,
>and the whole 60's look thing fat chicks do
dude, the 60's thing is a dead giveaway for fatty status these days. it's 2014.
>>27414077
>big gulps soda cups you get at gas stations.
This is what she looks like with clothes OP?
Jesus christ...never change /fit/.
>>27414210
>I'm not gay but
I got bad news for you, buddy
>>27413339
>5' 6
B& for under age
>>27414216
>that
>best you could find at the time
Where do you think he lives? mordor?
>>27414114
I just realized he's drinking spotted cow. Which is only sold in Wisconsin.
That guy is most likely a wisconsinite.
The only thing I can think about is how fucked up this is.
Imagine if the hamplanet were a male...There's no way he'd be getting laid a lot, let alone with thin relatively more attractive women. This chick trashes her only body and probably fucks regularly, if OP did just like that. What a fucked system honestly.
>No bitter virgin
>>27414059
REQUESTAN DIRTY STORIES.
Dude, do you just record every time you have sex with someone?
>>27414225
I am not OP, I was just another /fit/izen who fucked a fatty ;___;
MOARRRRR GFAT GIRL S PLS
>>27413758
AW SHIT
>>27413504
>tfw 7x5
>tfw pencil dick
>>27414230
Why do they even bother with hair and makeup? And is that a wedding ring on her finger...?
>mfw
>>27414255
I'd rather record everthing than go to jail over rape accusation.
>>27414244
>not watching RedLetterMedia
>not knowing Rich Evans
Red Letter Media is based in Milwaukee I think. Nice detective work
>>27414101
nice job
>>27414266
If you want it, gotta put a ring on it I guess.
Invariably, these fatties are always married to some skellington manlet
>MUH HIGH TEST
Just upload the full video OP
>>27414101
Post moar
>>27414077
im in tears
Wait do what does the new grill look like? How can we judge progress with no after?
Most keks I've ever gotten from a thread on fit.
>>27414101
NO
DUDE
NO
>>27414315
Too big a video to upload, plus too much work editing my face out. I fucked her for 3 hours.
She then accused me of being gay because I couldn't cum.
>>27413444
trips... impressive
>>27413477
nice dubs
>>27414284
pls dont remind me with the face :/
post gif of you fucking her but a shot where she can be seen (shouldn't be too hard since she's huge)
>>27413339
manlets might make it after all
OP-sama, please provide more horrifying pictoral depictions of your whale hunting expeditions
.
moar moar moar
>>27414359
not op
i hope
>>27414101
>>27414359
>accused me of being gay
HAHAHAH
She tricked you into torturing yourself for 3 hours then insulted you?
>>27414359
>I fucked her for 3 hours.
muh nigga
This is why I love coming here. Thank you, /fit/.
>>27414392
Top thread 2014
if dubz post more
>>27414190
It wasn't good.
>>27414392
>>27414359
>Too big a video
>>27414359
I want to believe this is really OP, but it probably isn't.
>>27414417
oh god
>>27414417
BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY HE'S BROKEN IN HALF
>>27414417
MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!!
>>27414417
I'm actually crying
>>27414417
How did she not destroy your pelvis
>>27414417
PLEASE STOP
>>27414417
fugggggggg
>>27414417
Did he died?
>>27414392
10/10
>>27414417
REST IN PIECES
>>27414417
pfft hahaha
>>27413758
fucking 5 star post nigger
>>27413339
so the hambeast was from 2011?
post some of 2014 then
Post the screen caps pls
TOASTING IN EPIC BREAD
>>27414243
10/10
>>27414417
OP
WHAT DO YOU USE TO CAPTURE VIDEO USING UR WEBCAM
ALSO POST VIDS FAGS
OR POST THE AUDIOS IF YOU'RE SCARED
THE BEST THING ABOUT SEX IS HOW IT SOUNDS
PLEASE OP
>>27414417
Jesus Christ.
This shit is fucking legendary.
>>27414417
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Posting in an epic thread.
This is easily the best thread on /fit/ right now.
>>27414101
Thanks OP. You are the reason tumblr persists
>>27414417
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>this thread
i'll tell my grandchildren about this one day
the legend of the highest test alpha male
>>27414417
oh fuck my kidneys hurt from laughing
>>27414417
rip anon
>there are people out there who think it's better to fuck this rather than a qt trap or twink
>>27414270
that's actually a really good point
>>27414210
no homo, r-right?
>>27414417
MORE
>>27414485
Where did this high test alpha came from anyway?
>>27414417
Was the sex good?
>>27413758
Does she have 3 pairs of tits or what
povsting in æpik shred
>>27414505
One guy spends literally all day spamming it on every boards.
I wish I was joking or exaggerating, but no, one guy keeps this garbage alive.
HOW THE FUCK did you get it up and keep it up OP. I have a hard time keeping it hard for beautiful girls, this would be final destination for me
>>27414417
did you have a nice view of her shit covered ass?
>>27413758
>that filename
Losing my shit over here.
>>27414522
>I have a hard time keeping it hard for beautiful girls
Well I've got some news for you, anon...
>>27414420
We left the bed mid fuck and went into the living room where I fucked her for like 1 and a half hours in a lazy boy chair. The video is 1:16:00 with the part where we left edited out.
>>27413922
>which was like fucking a malnourished boy
waiting for the malnourished boy story
>>27414497
Surely the penalty for recording someone without permission is less than rape? Ah I guess feminists have probably included that in rape too huh
THIS ENTIRE THREAD
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
fucking christ OP...
>>27414541
Jesus fucking christ, why the fuck would you let her ruin all your furniture like that
toasting on a epic bread
>>27414544
having consensual sex is rape if they decide that they don't like you afterwards
>>27413758
this is why fat lazy whales think that they can get a ripped/jacked dude.
You are the problem you fucking faggot I hate you so much.
Did she smell?
Did she spurt out any "real woman" shit?
Did you keep your eyes open?
>>27414541
OP did you eat dat pussy?
CAN SOMEONE DO A BIG PICTURE WITH ALL RELEVANT POSTS OF THIS THREAD IT WILL BE A 10/10 POST FOR FIT HUMOUR THREADS
btw thread of the year
>>27414541
I just want to partake in the most epic thread i've seen on fit in the last 3 years
>>27413758
holy christ OP. you've got some balls
posting in a wew thread
>>27414541
>1:16:04
>1:16:04
I MUST see this video. Please tell me it has sound
>>27413339
Ayy lmao
>>27414541
You fucked her once, right? It was one 3 hour journey where you couldn't cum right? PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T FUCK HER MORE THAN ONCE YOU SICK BASTARD
>>27413758
>>27414541
>letting her put her disgusting ass and vagoo (that she hasn't been able to reach and properly wash for, likely, years) all over all your furniture
>>27413758
holy shit those rolls
>>27413758
>>27414077
>myspace
OP PLS CALL WE'RE WORRED ABT U
>/fit/
>OP is fucking a fucking whale
my fucking sides
>We see here the majestic hippo in its environment, with its kind
>>27414566
this newfag clearly missed the creatinedam
>>27414101
Ayy rofl
>>27414589
It's a phrase, faglord. "Myspace angle."
>>27413939
Hooooooooly fuck op wtf how did you even get a boner
>people think OP is alpha
>dont realize he's actually a super omega who let a fat disgusting whale walk all over him
>didn't even get to cum
>got called gay
>had disgusting whale sweat all over his house
>to beta to not answer the door
mfw this thread
>>27413990
THIS GUY GETS IT FUCKING HELL
you are the problem OP fucking stop that shit you faggot
do you record these girls without them knowing OP?
no judgement, just curious
>>27414417
What the fuck.
>>27414601
creatinedam pale in comparison to this thread bro
>>27413604
Can tell you're 5'6. It looks like she's taller than you.
>>27414479
>skinny fats with bad tan lines
0/10 would not top
>>27413339
HTAM DETECTED, LOW TEST BETA SHITS BETTER GET OUTTA THE WAY
oh god thank you OP
I recently met a chick on tinder and when she came over she was way fatter than in her pic, but not as fat as your chick. Couldnt fuck her tho, only got head a few times and fingered her. She sucked some really good dick
>>27414599
>she doesn't even hage huge proportionate tits
god damn it OP. You fucking hero
Such is the fate of manlets.
Thank you blessed genetics for making me a 6'9 demigod.
she looks like a walruse
>>27413758
Doesn't matter had s-- Actually NOPE scrap that, wtf were you thinking?
>>27414541
Fucking hell man, get a grip.
[spoiler]:^)[/spoiler]
thanks for making me feel better about being an underachieving piece of shit loser
>>27414041
what's the routine pls I'm tired of being weak
I can't even op....why would you do this to yourself?
more gifs op
Pls OP enough with the walrus.
Post now some of the other cuties.
/sp/ here. /fit/ I am disappoint
>>27413691
That's a great image
QUICK LOOK IN THE MIRROR
YOU WILL LOOK REALLY HOT AFTER READING THIS THREAD
>you now realize that fucking that fat bitch was just another part of his exercise schedule
>>27414359
>I fucked her for 3 hours.
Whales fuck for three hours. Truth.
>Pic related
>>27414077
those panties...
HIGH TEST ALPHA MALE ITT
This thread NEEDS to be stickied.
>>27413758
My sides are about to burst out of my cubicle n destroy the building
>>27414680
There are cuties, right, OP?
Right?
>>27414697
Holy shit my sides
>>27414647
Ive fucked two girls on tinder, the first was so fat I couldnt get it in doggystyle. She was quite pretty and came though while riding me, the other one had a putrid face but dat ass. Didnt come with either of the girls
>>27414697
>>27414694
clever
>>27414697
ahahahahahhaha
<at least OP got laid.
>>27414697
It just keeps getting better
>mfw lurking at work
>coworker walks by
>>27413820
lol turn your trip off cunt. summoning cute tomato
>>27414709
He's a manlet so no
>>27414717
You need to improve the quality of girls you smash bro
>>27414732
>browsing 4chan while at work
the fuck is wrong with you
Who /v/ here
This thread
10/10
>>27414738
Then what is this >>27413339
and this >>27413604
At least those are average bitches, post them OP.
>>27414717
I actually dated a girl from tinder for 4 months. She was really sweet and gave killer handjobs. Then we broke up and I somehow found that fatty.. god dammit. I have another chick lined up but I'm not sure if I'm up for it. At least she's not fat..
>>27414738
You didn't see the first .gif then
>>27414747
here
>>27414744
/fit/ is supposedly sfw.
I know it isn't, but Steve sure didn't.
>>27414747
the thing OP fucked
>>27414756
We couldnt see her face at all. She may have been ugly as fuck
>>27414744
>implying youve never done it
thread of the year edition
>>27414392
Fucking thank you for laughing so much. I am in tears right now.
>>27413928
trying to make this thread about you. Get over yourself cunt
>>27414763
That's not the point, shithead. You're at WORK. You're currently getting PAID.
DO SOME GODDAMN WORK.
>>27414767
I actually never have. I have more sense than that.
>>27414744
I'm at work right now on 4chan. I always have the screen at an angle though.
/sp/ here, what the fuck fit
>>27414667
Oi u 1cheeky cunt m8
Please more ebin pics OP
>>27413758
>>27413758
>>27413758
>>27413758
did NOT see that coming!!
Why is there still no cap of this? This thread is almost at 400
>This fucking thread.
No words will ever describe this thread.
I wish it could go on forever.
This shit should replace the sticky as a warning sign of what the high test form lifting will do.
>>27414763
bet you talk with coworkers during breaks, accepts anyone to disturb you while you are busy and never put in unpaid overtime on your own accord
>>27414784
A man needs a break once in a while.
>>27414784
German detected
The only thing that could make this thread better is Tony Romo
>>27414798
cap it yourself
>>27414623
OP here. the guy that cried in the shower is another guy, not me. But the fat girl I fucked did try to call me gay because I couldn't cum after fucking her for 3 hours. She said "Ummmm... No offense, are you gay?"
She was just completely oblivious to how bad she looked.
Bonus: I found a scene of the mega gulp thing she brought in. At one time while I was fucking her she screamed for me to stop. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said her body was overheating and she needed to cool down, she had some soda from her mega gulp and then we kept going.
>>27413758
>>27414666
even Satan can't comprehend why you would do such a thing
>>27414823
not sure if troll thread
>>27413758
I FUCKING LOST IT
>>27414823
>"Ummmm... No offense, are you gay?"
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHA das it mane.
>>27414823
video now
>>27414803
I want to see someone try to disturb me while I work. I'm not a patient guy.
>>27414823
SHE ACTUALLY HAD THE MEGA GULP
POST.
MOAR.
>>27414823
What the fuck man
>>27414823
fucking LOL
please contie OP
>>27414823
Go on..
>>27414823
Big Gulps eh? Alright!
>>27414823
You're shorter than her
Fucking pathetic manlet
>>27414823
How can you even watch that video without breaking down?
>>27414823
Jesus christ, my sides are in orbit
>>27413939
>goodbye starting strength. hello starting whale
Can somebody make a collage of this thread and save and share it.
I want this shit so fucking bad in the /fit/ hall of fame, but have no time to do this shit, because I'm not a OP fucking hamplanetary orbit inhabitant.
>>27414823
oh my fucking god you weren't kidding
my sides are in orbit
>>27414823
>mfw
Welcome to /fit/
We have higher standards for our asses than our girls.
No homo though.
>>27414823
Ok OP, now you are inventing stuff.
This out of a porn you idiots
jesus
>>27414823
Post the vid on a pornsite and link it to us
>>27414823
>>27414784
not him but all i do is deload trucks on thursdays, put the inventory out, and put boxes in overstock. there's not much to do after.
>>27414823
Keep this video as a reminder of how low you sank. Never let yourself go this low again.
So, who was taping this three hour event.
>>27414858
Is this shit archived yet?
>>27414823
>she's actually drinking a mega gulp
>>27414823
So she stopped, got dressed, and drank soda?
OP you missed your chance to escape while she was distracted
>>27414823
audio please.
>>27414851
are you blind? he's taller than her dipshit
>>27414823
Jesus fucking Christ. Why did you do it OP? She look so fucking smug and probably won't do anything to change herself now because she knows she can have sex whenever she wants. Disgusting.
>>27414864
he doesn't want his face visible
>>27414861
link? also op why did you blur the genitals?
has anyone archived this?
>>27414823
someone has to make a collage out of this shit im dying right now
>>27414823
nigga..
>>27414875
MANLET DEFENSE FORCE ACTIVATE
>>27413758
OH GOD
>>27414881
I'm gonna put together a picture once the thread 404's
>>27414870
im sure it has to be. I want someone to make a collage of this shit mane
>>27414889
Someone's gotta put the good fight against lanky retards!
>>27414873
where does it say she got dressed? hambeast probably just reached for the soda trying to burn as few calories as possible
>>27414823
>I couldn't cum after fucking her for 3 hours
That's a classic problem when fucking ugly chicks.
What you need to do is pull out every now and then and jerk yourself off fora few strokes.
It also helps if you close your eyes and imagine your gymbro. n-no homo
>>27414823
I'm laughing my fucking head off here.
>>27414881
http://archive.heinessen.com/fit/thread/S27413339
Of course
This fucking thread.
Posting in a HoF thread
>>27414417
pic very much related
>>27414898
how can I find you
if im unable to find you please post it on every fit humor thread ever made after this!
>>27414823
Fat people, fucking fat people man
>muh natural law-breaking genetiiiiics
>>27413758
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>27414765
She's a cutie but I'm seeing her atm so no pics of her. The fat girl was a one night stand so I don't care about posting her pics. I also found her mugshots when I googled her name. She looks even uglier on those. Not gonna post those though since that falls under personal info.
>>27414909
Or you know...stop fucking uruk hais?
>my face during this entire thread
>he fucked a fat bitch
why didnt you throw her ass out after you saw how fat she was. why. WHY
>>27414823
bro show some material of the nice thin chick and your new sweet gains nohomo
>>27413850
http://4archive.org/fit/thread/27413339
archived
This is why I browse fit
OP confirmed for being Fronk Yong
>>27414823
>Actually has a mega gulp
>>27414931
I'll open a thread
>>27414939
Dude...you can't say that and NOT link/post them. Holy shit, come on.
Also upload the video somewhere and link it.
>>27414906
I don't know about you but I'm pretty sure she has a dress on in this pic and OP is naked.
>>27414823
>>27414950
>http://4archive.org/fit/thread/27413339
my nigga
>>27414939
/r/ing moar pics of qt with her face blurred or something. Gotta get this hambeast out of my head.
posting in an epic thread
why the fuck would anyone want to fuck disgusting fat whores anyway
this thread is glorious
>>27414598
hey there thanks for joining us
/fit/ showing their faggotry again
>>27414960
ill wait for you anon
im Dante
>this entire thread
Dear god why
I wish I was still on /sp/
>>27414963
Thats from when she arrived
>>27414982
could be a day or two though, I've saved all the pictures posted so far, going out drinking now.
at least he's not gay
>>27414939
so you cheated on someone you're seeing with this fat bitch
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>27414994
Then go back there faggot, and take your shitty tumblr meme with you
>>27415005
You're literally retarded. Read the OP
>>27413758
OH MY GOD
>>27414823
hahahaha op i really really really really like your thread
>>27415004
I would rather try to convince my dick to fuck a good looking dude than try to find the vagina on that monster.
>>27415003
Ill lurk til I see it, be safe
>This entire thread
>My sides
OP, two dubs and a trips require the vid. OP, your time has come, unlike you in the video.
>>27414868
That's why I keep it, yes.
>>27415042
69/10
>>27415044
yeah i'd rather fuck a cute trap than bang this landwhale
>>27415007
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>27413990
>>27413990
>>27413990
>>27413990
>>27413990
YOU ARE THE HERO SOCIETY NEEDS
>>27415042
underrated picture
/mu/ reporting in
toasting on epic bread
>>27415044
I was just thinking the same thing
>>27415062
I rather fuck a cute trap than bang most women cause connecting sexually with a "guy" is much easier
>>27415062
I would rather fuck her than not fuck at all.
>>27415024
>she's a cutie but I'm seeing her atm so no pics of her
are you retarded?
4chans thread of the year
she actually has a cute mischievous face
would fuck and would sniff her feet too
>>27414823
>my body is overheating
this will become a meme
haven't been on /fit/ for months
looks like it's time to come back
>>27413758
Mirin triceps
routine?
>>27415108
scooby?
>>27414873
No, this is her getting dressed, getting her stuff and getting ready to leave, pretty much the end of the video.
She obviously didn't put her clothes on when she said she was overheating in the middle of me fucking her.
>>27415112
whale lifts for 3 hours
>>27414823
THE REAL BIG GULP
>>27415108
welcome back brother
Hi guys /x/ here, whats goin... HOLY FUCK IS THAT A SHOGGOTH?
for fuck sake /fit/?!
>>27414392
>>27414168
Best posts ITT
>>27415087
Are you serious?
I would absolutely rather jack-off than fuck this beast.
>>27415118
underrated post
best progress/rating thread ever
thank OP >>27415116
what was it like when she left? Did you want her to leave as quickly as possible yet was stuck in that awkward "I gotta be nice about this" zone?
did you lock the door after she went?
>>27415112
Hamplanet crushers
>>27415087
>fucking a landwhale over jacking off
>>27415094
>First pic is 2011, second 2014, yesterday.
>3 years apart
>cheating
>>27414077
>>27414823
>>27415087
that's gross dude
>>27415116
MORE PICS & GIFS
Did she call you back OP
>>27415114
ekek
>>27415136
Jacking off gets old after a while.
OP make a new thread
this is autosaging
>mfw almost eveery board on 4chan is currently represented in this thread
Thanks OP, you brought us all together because of your whalehunting adventures. You should livestream the video for our entertainment too
>>27415148
>>27415156
Low test faggets.
Just please tell me you didn't perform cunnilingus OP.
>>27415165
There is always more porn, anon.
I honestly would not be able to get hard if that naked body was on the bed next to me. Just imagine the smell. Seeing the fat spilling all over your sheets.
FUCK.
>>27415152
I'm gonna need a gif of the landwhale getting speared.
I'm disgusted but interested in what the banging would actually look like.
This thread is /fit/ summed up.
It's beautiful.
>>27415199
THIS
DUBS HAVE SPOKEN
>>27415183
Nigga pussy is pussy.
>>27415171
thisthisthisthisthisthisthis
>>27415203
4chan summed up
FTFY
>>27413758
She's a big girl
>>27415199
This. I want to see her jiggle like a bowl of jello on top of the washer during a spin cycle
>>27415222
not big enough for him apparently
>>27415212
No it isn't.
How fucking low are your standards
>>27415222
For everyone.
>>27413753
prone bone
please more photos
>>27415212
Just no. This is NOT pussy. It will probably be hosting a fungus.
>There are people in this thread that think banging a whale is worse than having a thing for traps
>There are people in this thread that like traps but still think they're straight
Stop the world, I wanna get off
>>27415222
Was taking a big gulp break part of her plan?
>>27415246
Low.
>>27415222
TELL ME ABOUT HAM, WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE FAT?
>>27415222
400+ replies
First bane reference
OP has baffled you niggers with his adventures so hard it took this long to make the big grill joke.
Nice trips btw
>>27415199
dubs confirmed.
>>27415222
SHE DIDN'T COOL SO GOOD
>>27415257
She is probably cleaner than your 9/10s.
I hope this thread is definite proof that "high test girls" threads are just trolls and from now on are banned from /fit/
This motherfucking thread
>>27415268
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT
WE'RE ALL ROBOTS
4CHAN HAS MADE US ONE
I THINK WE WERE JUST DUMBFOUNDED BY IT ALL
>>27415171
Nah, I'm done. My current cutie (right side of the first post) is gonna come over and we're gonna bake a pie for her sister that's coming in to visit.
>>27415165
get a fleshlight
> LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE >>27415276
>>27415258
so your telling me you'd rather try fucking a 400lb pile of cottage cheese that probably smells horrible and has a horrible personality over this beauty?
your fucking gay dude. Traps>fat chicks
no homo.
>>27415304
Do you realize that if you upload that video you'll be the king of /fit/?
>>27415304
What's your ethnicity?
Can we fucking sticky this?.
>>27415305
But fat girls have rolls that can be used as pussies.
>>27415283
>implying she can even see beneath her second chin to wash anything
>>27413758
Why
Why
Why
You are the reason why fat chicks think they are entitled to ripped guys
>>27415324
backstory on pic ?_?
3D is truly PD.
>>27414803
Holyfuck this is me
>>27415304
tell her I said hi.
also, if she's up for it, show her this thread.
would she be able to handle seeing you bang some other chick even though it already happened?
>>27413758
/sp/ here
You guys make sick
OP post vid
>>27415304
make one gif of jiggling jello.
We will love you eternally
>>27415333
hm, I never thought about it tht way....
>>27415325
this
>>27415338
summer as fuck
>>27415304
GIF OF WHALE BLUBBER
I NEED IT
>>27415335
You the smell of her sweet stuck between her rolls gets me hard.
Fuck this
>>27415366
give it to me ?
>>27415324
>traps
>no homo
Pick one, homo
>>27415386
Why don't you figure it out for yourself faggot, that's what he's trying to say.
>>27415324
thats not trap
good thread
>>27415392
To be fair, if I had to choose between fucking a trap and OP's hamplanet, I'd chose the trap.
[spoiler]Of course, provided I absolutely have to chose. I would prefer fucking neither.[/spoiler]
>>27415324
traps are fucking gay dude. Only woman and shemales are for straight men.
>>27415356
>>27415368
Will OP deliver gif?
>>27415360
use her sweat or add lube and fuck the shit off her rolls.
>>27415395
I was totally expecting you to have shopped op's pic into that gif
Has anyone screencapped the thread yet?
>600 replies in 2 hours
>>27415386
lurk more.
>>27415392
alright Paul Watson, tell me how the next episode of Whale Wars goes.
pic related, another trap.
>>27415450
/fit/
>fat hate threads everywhere
>absolutely fixated and obsessed with fucking fatties
Never change
>>27415356
>>27415368
Alright. here.
That's it folks, gotta go. Nothing personnel, kids!
>>27415427
I would rather fuck a 72 year old's crusty cunt than either one
At least she can bake me a nice pie after
>>27415463
Wow she is hot. Sauce?
>>27415486
>>27415410
how long have you been here? its confirmed she has a dick.
yes
>she has a dick
>>27415486
>that hair whip at the beginning
Was she trying to be "sexy"?
>>27415486
OP how can you look back at this and admit you did it?
How can you save these videos?
>>27415486
I feel sick.
>>27414870
autoarchives every time retard redditor
>>27415486
i like how your hand is cautiously hovering just over the surface
>>27415486
torrent of reactions incoming
>>27415486
Dear god...
Is this for real ??
>>27415486
thanks for contributing i guess
>>27415504
In all seriousness, she probably thinks she is.
>come home from work
>see this thread
Oh my fuckin god, op.
You might be fuckin disgusting, but you're doing god's work. My sides are no longer existant.
>>27415486
>>27415486
Mommy... what is that bear doing to that man?
>>27415463
I'll keep you informed Elton John
>>27415486
You look like a short latino, didn't you have problems penetrating all that fat with your little dick?
>>27415486
>>27415433
oh jesus that would be amazing. idk how to do that
>>27415486
OH FUUUUUGGGGGGGGG
>>27415486
>>27415486
IS THIS OC CAN SOMEONE CONFIRM ??
>>27415486
After going through that you even got called gay. Ouch
This is the first time I'm on /fit/ ever. Is this what you guys are all about?
>>27415486
Man vs Wild
>>27415486
Absolutely disgusting
>>27415555
>>27415555
>>27415555
>>27415555
>>27415555
>imagelimitreached.jpg
>>27415486
Was this you loosing your virginity?
>>27415571
Pretty much
>muscles
>gayness
>fucking fatties
>considering all of this as making it in life
>>27415486
Ayy lmao.
>>27414438
äÿÿ lmaô
>>27415571
this is the zenith of fit, but its only just been reached today
>>27415579
So close to last image.
Could have been such a perfect summation of the thread.
wait. someone gay did not get his partner ass so he did instead choose a whale to fuck?
>>27415486
Why
>>27415486
/Thread ending music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m84FoXuBQg
>>27415486
shit op why the fuck did you keep on going for 3 hours?
>>27415620
this is bait
>>27413758
Holy Jesus fuck.
>>27415628
I think this is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzMSfaNXYZg
>tfw /fit/ doesn't have flags
>5'6 swole manlet
>fuck a landplanet
/fit/ is always right
>>27414101
THIS FUCKING THREAD
>>27415741
They just don't learn.
>>27414392
toppest
of
keks
>>27415486
oh my good god
the worst was saved until last
>>27415732
Good
No saturation of proxy faggots pretending to be from other countries
Best thread in years...
>>27414417
DEATH BY SNU-SNU
>>27413758
>yes :(
/fit/
Oh my fucking god
I can't even begin to handle this shit
if dubs,this is le best thread in le /fit/
>>27413339
>>27413604
>>27413694
>>27413758
>>27414077
>>27414101
>>27414417
>>27414541
all in one place for your fapping pleasure
archived, good shit op
http://4archive.org/fit/thread/27413339
That's it. I'm done with everyhting. Goodbye /fit/, I'm ascending.
>>27415795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>>27414541
The horror just doesn't stop!
Someone better screencap this shit, it's like the ultimate comeback to the "high-test male" meme.