>you will never be able to deadlift a steel gate

>>27025436
still at LMAO1GAET?? dyel?

>got rekt by 6 manlets

lmao

thats literally what i was thinking during that scene

>>27025474
I swear to god that thing just got impaled on the gate and all 6 of the idiots died because they were standing too close to it.

>>27025474
>>27025467
I snickered

>>27025467

kek

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>>27025474

functional strength

>>27025546
someone with paint skills make a drawing

>>27025563
one was actually already made, hopefully someone has it.

>>27025571
in all honesty guys, I love /fit/ - I love you. You are like my only friends and I spend a lot of my time here and threads like this fill me with pure joy.

thanks for making my lonely birthday enjoyable

Back day:

1 set of bowstring pulls
1 set of rope walk
1 set of mammoth pulls
1 set of gate deadlifts
Finish with cardio

>>27025611
happy birthday anon, I wish you many gains

>>27025611
happy birthday you sadcunt.

>>27025611
Holy shit, you're pathetic

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>>27025662
>>27025674
>>27025675
thanks guys

I was genuinely watching this and in my head saying "Sick deadlift form brah, >You will never deadlift a giant gate".

Think I need to take a break from /fit/.

>>27025498
this

>>27025688
why is that cat so sad ;_;

>>27025436
I would of just single legged that faggot then as soon as I was on top it would of been over

>>27025713
its a shoop, original is a cat with eye infection.

>>27025611
Happy birthday bro

>>27025675
loled hard

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>>27025727

>>27025436
hoe gaat het met deze benauwde weer man

>>27025436
I don't get why they wasted so much time and energy trying to pull the gate off, losing a giant and a bunch of wildlings in the process, yet it only took one to open it like a normal gate. What if they had two giants doing that? Would have taken half the time, and one could have held it open while the rest of the wildlings came rushing in.

George RR Fraudtin

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>>27025726
thanks mate

>>27025436
vieze kanker schijtposter

>>27025745
hit max rage, popped a cd

everything went better than expected

>>27025611
Happy birthday bro, remember you are never lonely, you can only FEEL lonely. The technological advancements like have made it so that even the most weird people from society can find peace at certain places

>>27025743
zweterig

>>27025692
>break from /fit/
implying our lives aren't one big /fit/ browse experience

>>27025745
his preworkout hadnt kicked in yet.

>>27025745
It was in an act of rage, gave him super powers.

And anyway, the idea was to remove the gate so that the whole army could pass through the tunnel. Those giants couldn't hold the gate while all those thousands of soldiers go.

>>27025436
is there a gif?

>>27025792
One rage-induced giant vs two regular giants; wouldn't you think it would be the same result?

Yea, and it's not like they could have found something to prop it open :-P

Take in account he has reverse grip. notbad.jpg

What is this? Game of Thrones?

>>27025829
breaking bad

>>27025780
this hurt

>>27025829
Yes

>>27025807
I know right? GOT is so unrealistic?!?
jiz

>>27025848
you are butt

>>27025829
the wire. it's omar

>>27025498
In the books the giant actually dies because of Jon Snow's mate, with him trapped in the giants hand and his axe buried in the giants skull. I assume that happened this time too but it wasn't too clear.

>>27025807
GoT a shit when it comes to fighting, strategy and whatnot. We should not think much about it.

>>27025829
walking dead. that's one of the walking dads.

>>27025767
thank you, honestly

>>27025863
Why didn't the dragons just carry the ring into mordor?

>>27025886
Why don't Dany and Grey Worm and Daario just ride the three dragons and steel some ships and whatnot from Westeros?

>>27025474
Was a 1 armed bloke by himself in the books iirc

>>27025884
dude. I'm not trying too be an ass or anything. but you sound like you need help. is there any free help to get where you live? here we have free pshycologists for students for example. it's typical for men to not ask for help, and things get worse and worse.
break out of it bro. get help, call a hotline or something, and try to fix shit.
happy birthday bro. hope the next one is better!

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Why don't the wildling just build boats to go south

pic fucking related

>>27025917
fuck off be4 I smash your glasses in, bookworm.

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>>27025925
I really appreciate the worries, the reason im being lonely is that I moved to a new town 300 miles away from my parents and my friends - I think I just need some more time finding people here.

>>27025932
why don't they just build a huge fucking ladder and climb over the wall where there's no castles?

>>27025957
commence online dating and purchase an umbrella because its gonna raaaain pussy

>>27025932
lol fuck it's just the wall's thickness away.

also how the fuck did cersei think killing the prince of the clan holding her daughter hostage a good thing? is george rr retarded cause tywin isn't supposed to be stupid

>>27025932
why didn't they all just storm the gate? why did they have to stop? they should have just keep on pushing forward instead they give the NW time to recooperate.. I thought Mance was a tactical genius

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>>27025467

>>27026001
but they think there are thousands of crows there.
also this >>27025848

>go over the wall at some other place like those other guys who attacked Castle Black
>do the same but with much more people
>take Castle Black easily
>open the gates for the rest of the army

>>27025611
happy birthday brah.
>fuck tha hatterz, errybody needs a friend

>>27025932
wildlings are fucking retarded is why
too dumb to come up with that idea
too dumb to build the boats too

>>27025987
killing oberyn wasn't a part of any of Cersei's plans. Dunno where you got that impression.

>>27026001
They are building the Turtle. You'll see it next episode. You're just wasting your time if you attack without proper siege equipment.

Also, no one said Mance was a tactical genius. Quite the opposite, in fact. He's a bard and a former member of the Night's Watch whose silver tongue convinced the tribes to unite.

>>27025987
Oberyn opted into that fight, no one made him do it.

>>27026051
i am talking about how she was happy he got killed like a fucking retard and how the fuck did tywin didn't see the shit storm about to come from killing the prince of the people he is trying to ally himself with

PLOT INCONSISTENCY

>>27025969
this, why didn't they just "attack" one of the unmanned castles along the wall?

>>27026051
also the wilding leader isn't dumb, most of them arent dumb at all they're normal as observed in jon snow's mission. So unless there was a gigantic whirlpool that prevented them from making boats (which even cavemen were able to make) it's another plot hole

>>27026095
Cersei was happy cause she's a fucking insane cunt who just wants to kill Tyrion.
Tywin wasn't happy, but even he can't challenge the laws of trial by combat. He knew it was a shitty no win situation, thats why he looked so pissed off during the entire fight.

>>27026035
And there are and there are a hundred thousand free folk; attrition is their friend. If they realyl thought there were that many crows then why would they think a few dozen attacking from the south would make any difference whatsoever?

>>27025848
Oh, yeah.

>>27026097
theythink there are thousands of crows. have you even seen the show?

>>27026122
yes, but he told them they were mostly at castle black, mance still thinks that other castles are undermanned or unmanned completely.

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>>27025611
Happy birthday bro, enjoy those dubs

>>27026105
Eastwatch by the Sea had a strong enough fleet to fucking wreck any shitty wildling attempt to cross. Besides Mance united the clans by telling them he was going to get EVERYONE across the all, theres no way they could have transported 100,000 men as well as giants and mammoths on shitty little wildling boats.

>>27025904
>the dragons are large enough to ride yet
>3 juvenile dragons could conquer westeros

Full retard showfag confirmed

>>27026147
>>27026041
>>27025972
thx mates, I wish you the nattiest gains

>>27026131
Why didn't they all just fucking cross the wall or mine through it at one of the not-castle completely unmanned part like the redhead chick and all the cannibal wildling dudes did.

Why didn't the eagles just fly the wildlings to mordor?

Why did jon son leave Ghost back in the castle?

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>>27025611
happy birthday, based dubs bro

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>>27025563

>>27026095
She's happy because Tyrion's gonna get offed. Tywin did see the consequences, but there was nothing he could do to dissuade the Viper.

>>27025932
There are one hundred thousand wildlings, with no skilled builders or shipwrights. They couldn't build that many sizable ships.Also it would take a lot longer than killing 100 men and taking a small castle.

>>27026105
Mance is a great leader, sure, but they simply don't have the expertise to build ships to carry their entire population over. Not to mention there are defensive fleets to worry about.

>>27025857
Omar comin'!

>>27026177
The wall climbing/crossing worked because they were a select group of operator wildlings chosen for their physical fitness and expertise. Did you forget that it's not just fit men and women that the wildlings have with them? They have elderly, children, livestock, and loads of carts of shit that could only pass at certain points.

>>27026202
But they thought there were thousands of crows on the wall.

What doesn't make sense is how they didn't make a single siege engine for taking the wall. Even japan had some sense of novel engineering in medieval warfare.

>>27026153
I never said they're gonna conquer Westeros, retard. I said they could steal some ships.

>>27026223
>a select group of operator wildlings chosen for their physical fitness and expertise
including the 16 year old turncloak and his main squeeze, niether of whom have climbing experience.

>>27026193
leeeel!

>>27026193
toppest of keks

>>27026223
So wildlings + giants could have just mined through the wall. OR they could have coincided their operator wildlings during the assault on the wall. Rather than sending a commando squad behind enemy lines to coincide with a pincer assault.

It's like Mance never played Total War before.

>>27026242
next episode bro. this time they were just seing what the crows got.
next episode is gonna be longer as well. oughta be fun

>>27026272
what could they have mined with? it's mentioned several times that they have fuck all in terms of decent metal beyond the wall. the wall is like 30ft thick and magical as well as physical.

>>27026258
But they were individuals are their physical peaks of whom Mance was still suspicious.

>>27026272
>digging through wall
Did you forget the cave sequence in the last season?
>pincer attack
I think they abandoned that front by correctly assuming Jun Snuh blabbed everything.

>>27026215
t-thanks

>>27026193
top lel! 6'3 masterrace reportin

>>27025790
thanks for the laugh

>>27026245
Still nowhere near large enough to ride, retard.
Showfags when will they learn.

>>27026272
Maybe you just haven't been paying attention, but that wall is forged with ice and stone, enforced with iron, and to top it all off, protected by magic. Fucking magic, bro. No. Ain't shit getting through there.

>>27026193
big keks m8

>>27026301
They're mining through ice, not granite. And it would have been a long term project.

>>27026308
Out of a host of 100,000 active wildmen you could get a few thousand who could match some scrawny lordling.

The real question is that when they have access to wargs able to join with eagles/owls why even believe any of Snows lies since you can check for yourself.

>>27026373
Not all the castles are manned but the rangers do regularly go all along the wall. Any attempt to mine through would be quickly noticed, and as I said the wall is magical as well as physical, how the fuck are they going to mine through 30ft of magical ice without decent iron, let alone steel?

>>27026373
It's made explicit in the books that warging into other human beings was considered a terrible sin, an abomination.

Also [spoiler]Jon Snow is a powerful warg in his own right.[/spoiler]

Seems the show left this out, but in the books, Ygritte tells of Gendel's children and how they still wander the caves.
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Gendel

So here's what I don't get. In red is their current route, right? Just attack the wall. But that green part seems much more practical and safe. Easier to defend yourselves when the Crows can only come from one angle.

Alternatively, why not have a group sneak around when attacking Castle Black and meet up in between to destroy the Night's Watch? Easily conquered, especially when you outnumber someone 10,000:1

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>>27026411
pic. derp.

>>27026411
Because they are wildlings. Its not an organized or smart army, its an army of barbarians and incest babies.

Also, tywin dies in the next episode.

>>27025860
Only it wasn't Jon Snow's mate, but the blacksmith of castle black, a one-armed veteran ranger.
And it wasn't an axe, but a sword.
And it wasn't just a giant, it was Mag the Mighty, king of the giants.
And a giant will join the Night's Watch, along with wildlings, to fight the white walkers and The Others.

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>>27025436
>you will never be stabbed like Jon Snow

don't overthink guys, GoT plot is mediocre, especially when it comes to battle tactics, probably why they skip showing battle footage all the time.
Blackwater Bay also was totally retarded in my opinion. When you outnumber a city's defenders greatly, have multiple fronts you can attack from and absolutely have to assault, you don't jam your entire force of 100.000 into a single narrow entry point like the Mud Gate, especially when they're expecting it. You spread out your numbers into different flanks to lower the concentration of missile fire, get as many men close as fast as you can without holding them up, and force the outnumbered defenders into holding more than one flanks at once. what Stannis did was the exact fucking opposite.

>>27026465
Tfw you will never have your throat slit at the end of book 5 like jon snow

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>>27026459
Mfw they gave no credit to the 1 armed black smith, probably top 3 nights watchmen all series

>>27025807

Wildlings were undisciplined, no one was on hand to prop up the gate when the giant lifted it.

>>27026401
I'm not talking about warging into a human.

>Stool pigeon telling you that there are thousands of crows and lots of manned castles
>Warg into eagle
>Fly over the wall
>Check out the various empty castles
>Check out the 100 cooks guarding the main castle
>Behead the liar
>Take the wall at any number of points

Once they have a breach its game over for the NW.

>>27026391
Look at the engineering works of medieval seiges to see how mining can be done in secret (especially when the closest set of eyes is 800ft away and more concerned about not freezing to death on this patrol)

>>27026451
They're an army nonetheless.

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>>27026426
Better map.
The gorge is a large, icy, impassable river. The only passage is over the bridge at Westwatch, which is, you guessed it, manned by the Nights Watch.

>>27026464
fuck off faggot

>>27026411
>green route
there's a river that needs crossing, but they've no boats
>pincer attack
I think the idea behind the infiltrators was stealth. Had the full army been amassed and readying to attack, that small a number of fighters would've done very little against a fully alerted castle black. It didn't matter anyway since Jon Snow escaped and alerted the castle anyway.

>>27026411
Do you really think you can just move with 100.000 People through the mountains?
Why do you think the wall Ends there? If we assume it was crafted by gods or some shit, do you think they just ran out of ice and were like "meh hopefully nobody just walks around at this Point".

>sneak around
But that's what they did you dumb nigger. And they didn't send enough men since Jon Snow betrayed them.
Their mistake was trusting him.

It's obviously impassable Terrain.

>>27026497
You're still not telling me how a bunch of savages with no decent metal could mine through 30ft of magical ice.

>>27026483
I know, I got bored and read like all the spoilers a few years ago. the show started out all right, but it degraded into cheap shock value almost immediately. most GoT fans I know who are crazy about the plot are hipsters who've never previously watched, read or played any decent fantasy/fiction other than faggy potter. no wonder it seems awesome and magical to them now.

>>27026502
oh okay, thanks.

>>27026497
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Gendel
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Gendel
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Gendel
In the cave where bastard boy and redhead hick bang, she mentions tales of how Gendel's children still wander the caves.
>eagle fact-checking
my impression was that they never believed snow in the first place
>breach wall anywhere
none of them have gates large enough for the volume of people that need to pass, save for castle black.

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>mfw Pyp and Grenn died

Kind of understand Grenn dying in place of Donal Noye, but Pyp's death is stupid.

Also Jon going out to speak to Mance of his own volition instead of being forced to by Thorne, wtf man. That bit is needed to reinforce how much of a cunt Thorne (and also Slynt) is.

>>27026567
yeah Thorne was actually pretty cool in this ep.

>>27026515
You can mine through ice with stone tools if you like. If its hard you could even use fire to soften it up (you would definitely need reinforcement in this case though). The magic is the wild card here and that doesn't matter if the tools are metal or not.

>>27026589
>yeah Thorne was actually pretty cool in this ep.

Yup.

I half thought that they would kill Tormund though

>>27026567
>dat Grenn scene where he recites the vow ;_;
was GOAT

I cant wait until the true king of westeros turns up to save the Night's Watch though.

>>27026640
Stannis a shit faget

>>27026640
Young Griff?

>>27026590
I really hate plot inconsistency myself, but in this case it's clearly stated that the wall was created to be impassable by magical means. We can assume that the builders of the wall took These things into consideration.

>>27026552
The castles along the wall are specifically designed to be weak against southern attack in order to prevent the NW declaring autonomy. Even a single file gate would get a large enough force through that castle black would fall quickly.

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>>27025436

>you will never open a city gate with one hand while carrying the love of your life on your shoulder with a fatal wound in your chest

>>27026642
stannis is GOAT you cunt

>only king who cares about the real fight against the Others
>declares himself king and fights for the throne, even though he knows most of his bannermen declared for his usurper homo brother, he knows he doesn't stand much chance against his brother, robb stark, the lannisters
>fights anyway, simply because he knows he is right
>this fucking quote "It is not a question of wanting. The throne is mine, as Robert's heir. That is law. After me, it must pass to my daughter, unless Selyse should finally give me a son. I am king. Wants do not enter into it. I have a duty to my daughter. To the realm. Even to Robert. He loved me but little, I know, yet he was my brother. The Lannister woman gave him horns and made a motley fool of him. She may have murdered him as well, as she murdered Jon Arryn and Ned Stark. For such crimes there must be justice. Starting with Cersei and her abominations. But only starting. I mean to scour that court clean. As Robert should have done after the Trident."

Stannis is the fucking man.
"I defeated your uncle Victarion and his Iron Fleet off Fair Isle, the first time your father crowned himself. I held Storm's End against the power of the Reach for a year, and took Dragonstone from the Targaryens. I smashed Mance Rayder at the Wall, though he had twenty times my numbers. Tell me, turncloak, what battles has the Bastard of Bolton ever won that I should fear him?"

>>27025474

ehh... and why is it bad to be taken down by 6x your actual number?

imagine how a manlet would go to 3 lanklets, if I say blown the fuck out I think Im being generous

>>27026694
If he knew about the existence of Young Griff, he'd change his mind.

>>27026686
Yes the fuck I will.

>>27026705
You don't understand, do you? He's 6'3" master race while they are 5'11" at best. He should be able to take down hordes of These Little excuses for men before falling himself.

>>27026721
>implying he is even a real targaryen
>implying he isn't a blackfyre pretender
>implying he isn't the false dragon that Danaerys saw in the house of the Undying.

>>27026721
do you reaaaaaally believe that?
>I-it's my duty to be the king
>my sense of duty is so strong that I will slit my brother's throat with a shadow fetus

>>27025987

Read a book, nigger.

>>27026705
6x manlet = 1/5 real man

>>27026640
I don't remember Aegon heading to the Wall

>>27026721
>YG
>a real Targaryen
>having any claim to throne
>implying YG isn't a Blackfyre that Varys is using as a pawn for personal gain
>implying Varys and Jon Connington aren't taking great pains to convince people "no he's totally Rhaegar's son, even though everyone saw them killed"
Top
Fuckin
LEL
E
L

>>27026649
The magic is an unknown factor in this which is why I'm limiting myself to saying that it is physically possible. The magic seal seems to only deal with wights and walkers though (see when Sam and Bran crossed paths in the books)

And with that in mind the whole warg recce missions may be moot as I seem to remember something about Jon being cut off from Ghost when they were opposite sides of the wall. Suggesting that the magic prevents warging as well.

>>27026819
>Blackfyre pretender
>Targaryen's lost throne anyway when based Bobby B took it by right of conquest
>the true king

>>27026694
Aegonboos getting BTFO ITT

>>27026829
I dont think JC is in on it though

>>27026694
im rereading the books and i just read this chapter 10 minutes ago. Stannis and Davos best power couple in westeros

>>27026833
Yeah though not explicitly stated, its also >implied that the others have some means of egress to pass the wall as well. Otherwise they wouldn't be much of a threat, cause there's a wall in the way

>>27026193
kek

>>27026874
JC is Griff brah
He sort of has to be in on it. I'm 99% sure that Varys is who rused him into thinking Aegon was legit to begin with.

>>27026885
>best power couple in Westeros
>not Brienne and Pod
Getaloadofthisgoy.png

>>27026934
mah nigga

>>27026885
>not Tyrion and Jorah
Shits gonna be off the hook once they get rolling yo

He's a dumb nigger who's gonna get himself killed anyway "hurr I have absolutely no previous battle experience. I will lead the siege at Storms End!"

>>27026949
Can't wait for THAT sex scene, lemme tell you
>everyone's faces when Pod's 6'05" son bests everyone ever in single combat

>>27026950
>yfw Shae doesn't get killed by Tyrion and replaces Penny the Dwarf

It's happening. Search your heart. You know it to be true

>>27026950
>yfw Jorah gets ready to go full murder-death-kill mode at the end of the last book

>>27025436
Fucking weak, OP. You didn't even get the /fit/ part of this thread right. It was obviously a clean+jerk, you know, since he was able to lift it over his head and walk through.

>>27026957
What are you even talking about nigga

>>27026918
Nah, he's buying the ruse 100%. The only reason he's behind the campaign is his homolust for the late Rhaegar. Were he to know YG was an impostor, he'd have never signed on.

>>27025436
It's like a Smith machine, Smith machines don't count.

>>27026971
I swear to fucking god
If Shae doesn't die, I will personally find and cripple the producers

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>>27025611
Happy bday, don't be a sad cunt

>>27026968
>mfw no faces cause at work
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>>27026980
"Aegon" aka some blackfyre pretender shit

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>>27026972
>mfw Dany goes full mad king and tries to kill all of the Starks after Bran possesses her dragon
>mfw Jorah sees her going crazy and has to stop it
>mfw Jorah now understands why Jaime did what he did
>mfw Jorah kills Dany and takes the black

>>27027026
you have no idea how badly I want Jorah to kill Dany.

>>27027026
replace jorah with barry and you might be onto something

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>>27027011
REMOVE BLACKFYRE REMOVE BLACKFYRE

>>27026819

Aegon The Unlikely and Ser Dunk went to the wall. Good stories btw.

>>27027036
Agreed nigga, its the moment we've all been waiting for.
>>27027048
I'd say Barry, but breddysure he's gonna die and take Vicky with him, giving Dany reason to want to wipe out the last house she really has no grudge against.
Observe:
>Baratheon: Usurpers
>Stark: Allies to the Usurpers
>Tyrells: Allied with the Lannisters
>Lannisters: Usurpers, traitors, responsible for the death of Rhaegar, Rhaegar's children
>Greyjoys: no real allegiance
>Arryn: Allies of the Starks
It all fits nigga

>>27025611
happy birthday m8
I wish you all the gainz you might want

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>>27025611
Happy bday bro. I hope you get a new barbell and a extra large XXXXL bigass tube of whey. Come here for advice, stay for luls and feels.

>>27025474
Everyone is a manlet compared to a giant, dumbass.

>>27027026
I never even thought about wargs being able to control dragons....that's fucking awesome

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>>27027004
>mfw inevitable Brienne and Pod sex scene

>>27025653
>implying cardio wasn't what got him killed

>>27027170
That's what the whole greenseer thing is building up to
Really all of the Starks are Wargs basically, so don't be surprised if they each take over a dragon for a minute to incur some srs damage to the Others

>>27027203
Should add that the greenseer thing is going to be the way that we get confirmation of R+L=J
Cause you know, Ned is ded and can't exactly tell us

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>>27027238
>>27027203
>mfw I always post my crazy pet theories at the end of threads so no one advocates my madness

>>27027238
Howland Reed was at the Tower of Joy and is still alive.

>>27027304
Oh that's right
>implying Jojen isn't Howland in disguise
I dont really have a reason for that one

>>27027334
>implying Bran didn't eat Jojen

>>27026721
Why would he? The throne belongs to Baratheons by the right of conquest.

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>>27027348
I don't remember that

>>27027389
the red paste he ate

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>>27027408
T-that was Jojen?

>>27027440
it's one of the more stupid theories
jojen paste

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>>27027453
I hope not
I thought it was weirwood paste

>>27025611
beg for the bbc

>>27025611
happy birthday m8, no one can be lonely when they have /fit/

it was a fun episode but also completely fucking retarded at the same time

>>27025932
this shit is explained in the books, can't build enough boats to move 100,000 people. Plus the fact that they already tried this, motherfucking army of dead under the sea. They want to get through the all with the wall intact to keep the white walkers out. They aren't doing this to kill the nights watch, they are doing this to survive

>>27027026
>>mfw Dany goes full mad king and tries to kill all of the Starks after Bran possesses her dragon
>>mfw Jorah sees her going crazy and has to stop it
>>mfw Jorah now understands why Jaime did what he did
>>mfw Jorah kills Dany and takes the black
I think you're thinking about Barristan. He's the only one that should end up killing Dany.

>>27027079
I was talking about Aegon aka Young Griff

>>27025972
yeah dude, i moved 200k's away from my childhood home for work after i finished uni. Shit pay shit little apartment. After the first month were i was lonely as shit i made a few friends at work etc. started hunting pussy online ive gotten laid more in the last 2 months than i have in the previous 5 years

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>>27027700
are the white walkers that terrifying ?

why don't they man up and kill them, hey they even have giants

>>27026567
guess it doesn't really matter, jon sends them away when he becomes lord commander. Probably best to kill them off in cool ways. Pyp died like a bitch, but Grenn was total badass. Too bad he didn't 1v1 the giant with only one arm. Wouldve been awesome

>>27027700

Ah, intriguing. Thanks for the explanation, that makes sense.

>>27026608
nah they will keep him alive, use him to marry him to the karstark? girl to make an alliance between the north and the wildlings, instead of the Magnar of Thenn or whoever it was who was supposed to marry the girl

>>27027751
where would you recommend as a starting point people have said tinder but i am still way too autistic to pick up a girl based on a pic + a pickup line

>>27027720
I illustrated why that's unlikely already

>>27027788
niggers can't kill them, they don't know obsidian/dragonglass hurts them. Plus the dead comeback to fight for them, you hack a dead niggers arm off and he still keeps coming.

>>27027868
Barry killing Dany is still more likely than what you wrote. Barry/Dany would give a nice parallel to Jaime/Aerys, which is more probable than Dany going after the Greyjoys.

>>27027859
>get /fit/
>learn an instrument
>explore philosophy

instant pussy

>>27027859
online dating sites seem to be the go here. some girls won't even use a picture so it is a real hit and miss, i treat it like a numbers game, the more you try the more you'll get. Just be forward and try a cheeky but non sleazy pickup line every now and then, if she laughs your a good chance, if she is insulted she isn't worth the time of day and has no real sense of humor

>>27026819

Ya don't say. I took advantage of your lack of precision to mention Dunk & Egg.

>>27027745

Was to
>>27028200

imma derp

>>27025611
Habby Birthday bro

>>27027831
Aww yeah, that's a pretty good point actually.

I just meant during the battle I thought he was going to get killed by someone, glad he wasn't though, he's a based character in the books

>>27026957
Young Griff wins the siege at Storms End

>>27025611
>I wasn't prepared for these feelings
Happy birthday buddy ;_;