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>>42436606
>my cellular connective tissue is broken
Take a few days off and quit being a pussy.

Everybody wants an excuse to quit exercising so they can be a normal fat sack of shit.

>endurance running
fucking kek why do people even do this like wtf is wrong with you

>>42436677
This

Everyone who works will go through some form of injury eventually. Don't puss out.

>working out? uhh man the weights are so heavy, thats why i dont do it

>>42436597
You're a pussy.
I'm just stating facts, and the fact is, you're a quivering pussy.

>>42436535
This has to be irl bait.

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>>42436535
>long breath diet
top fuckn kek u cant make this shit up

>>42436535
At work, can I get a tldw?

First for we're all gonna make it

I DID IT GUYS IM NO LONGER OVERWEIGHT IM FINALLY LESS THAN 25 BMI SO FUCKING HAPPY

WE GONNA MAKE IT BROS

I'm not stopping though, 15 more pounds to go.

Seriously, bros, I had too much caffeine and now i have a headache

>>42436382

Most Pro bodybuilding competitions do not require a steroid test like the Mr. Olympia.

To compete in the international comps you have to be on roids if you want even a chance to compare to the others you see there.

Roid freaks make it because it is known full well that they're on roids because they need to be.

>>42436425
>Most Pro bodybuilding competitions do not require a steroid test like the Mr. Olympia.

wow bodybuilding is a pretty shitty thing

There are literally categories. It is a lot like boxing with competing governing bodies. In some competitions the organization that is running it are focused on 'natural' with testing, and others promote full-on 'roidage.

why do so many people confuse the high test meme with high test women

these women are high estrogen. the meme is that you have to be a high test male to appreciate it

the virgin jog vs the chad sprint

yoga is not a meme

join a corepower yoga if you live in a city that has them

first week is free there. other studios generally have major new student discounts.

heated so tons of sweat + amazing workout + mental focus gains + functional strength + flexibility + workout shirtless surrounded by fertile women for maximum test gains

trust me you won't regret it

t. 21 year old male yoga teacher

>>42436291
but seriously yoga changed my life

good luck friendo

>>42436241
How many pl8s was it anon?

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>>42436656
just the bar

>>42436241
Just buy another smurf account dude

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>>42436217

I lift because it fills time and is fun/engaging enough that I don't get sick of it.

>>42436217
Yare yare daze

I'd fuck him. So probably not natty.

>Scandicuck obsessed with BBC
Kill yourself.

Read the goddamn sticky.

Eat under your TDEE but don't go below 1200cal

If your only goal is losing weight, any exercise is fine. Diet is more important. If you want to actually look good, which it sounds like you don't, start lifting.

Eat less and exercise you fat fuck

take it every meal so it digests smoother

>>42436205
I do my run-fat-fuck thing 1-3 hours after eating if that matters

Should I just take 2 of them when I eat?

Its pretty much my only "real" meal, my breakfast is a coffee and my dinner is just some plain boiled turkey

I managed to lose 60kg in the past (from 120kg to 60) due virgin desperation but after a decade I got too used to the cunt and comfy life and I'm a lazy shit unable to lose weight again and I'm sitting on almost 90kg now

>>42435970
No cuz then we'll just be fat and single

I'm a 30 year old Schizoid loner HHKV.

My sister came to my place (since I never visit her) and she said I look really young and that my face looks like a porcelain doll because of how flawless my skin is. She then said it's probably because I don't do anything besides exercise so I have no stress to deal with so I stay looking young.


I think being a loner only hurts your health if your a normie. I actually feel amazing when I'm alone in my own little world.

>>42435970

What are the causes of death for lonely people that can be linked with loneliness? I guess they kill themselves more often, what else?
I think it's possible to avoid killing yourself when you are alone but for obese person it is really difficult if not impossible to avoid having plaque building up in the walls of the arteries.

>milk

No thanks, I'm not for the rape of animals.

>>42435802
>I'm not for the rape of animals
t. virgin

>>42435795
if it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
they prolly added a fuckton of phytos in there and will give u gyno

>>42435764

Are my testis big if they're the size of a large chicken egg?

I've had mates tell me they're really big.

I guess Rich Piana is a great parent then

>>42435764
Actually smaller balls correlate with higher test