So you guys are always talking about how you are lifting for the whores out there who couldn't give a fuck about you. I thought it's time to fag things up and perhaps talk about our relationships or hopes for future relationships since these also somehow contribute to our fitness.
For those who are in relationships
>How long are you together with your partner?
>Do you like your relationship at the moment?
>What's your partner like?
>Does your partner accept your current /fit/ lifestyle?
>How is the relationship affecting your hobby/lifestyle?
For those who are hoping to get into a relationship
>What are you looking for in a proper relationship?
>Would you give up some aspects of your fitness lifestyle for a partner?
Let's get a decent discussion going
this thread is gay please fuck off
>>42446480
well, I thought you guys are able to handle gay threads since they make up for about 50% of the board anyway
Also, additional question
>Do you lift for your partner/crush?
I'll start in the next post to bump shit up a bit
>How long are you together with your partner?
4 1/2 years
>Do you like your relationship at the moment?
Still like it after all that time (thank god)
>What's your partner like?
Loyal, supportive, traditional but also very modern at the same time so she doesn't take any shit.
>Does your partner accept your current /fit/ lifestyle?
She accepts it though she always tells me to get my priorities right when I go to the gym in the evenings and we can't see each other. She has no problem with my diet since just doesn't eat stuff that she doesn't like (quark, tuna)
>How is the relationship affecting your hobby/lifestyle?
Not that much actually. I just lift and eat and that's it. I rarely skip a day because I'd rather do something with my girl but I usually manage to fit everything in my time schedule somehow
>Do you lift for your partner?
To a degree but I don't think she gives that much of a shit
guys, it finally happened
http://archive.is/3oBUW
should have happened way before
finally happened 5 years ago
>>42446459
>This is thing that happened 5 years ago but I'll only mention it now because I'm becoming more of a literally who and need publicity
What are the chances it never actually happened?
>hold my rancid farts in until at the gym
>walk by the treadmills and release
>watch them all look over at each other with disgust as they breath my stench deep into their nostrils
daddy gave you good advice
>dammit anon is here again
>fuck is he gonna do it again
>godammit he's walking over
>why does he always do this does he not realize we know its him
>>42446342
jokes on you i have a fart fetish
Bout to start somewhere today and I will woke 10 hour night shifts. How do you guys with non 9-5 jobs manage to eat and still meet your macros? Also what time time do you lift?
Home gym
>>42446298
When i worked nights i went around 10-2
I started work at 6 and finished at 3.
Just plan your shit as if it was a nine to five.
Lift 7:30-9
Work 9-5
>low t but not low enough to get a script to fix it
maybe your diet is fucked?
>>42446286
Chad eats pizza and still has 2400+ t levels
>>42446296
are you Chad? no? then fix your diet and get increased t levels
stop whining and do something
The three pieces of motivation are autonomy, competency and relatedness.
I'm on a cut trying to get to 20 BMI. I'm 6'3", started at 235 and currently hovering just above 200.
Share your stories of how you use autonomy, competency and relatedness to get /fit/.
>Be me
>Think I know about fitness
>Come to /fit/ from /pol/
>Realize putting fitness first is the key
>Stop going to /pol/, get rid of TV
>Count macros and calories
>Will get under 200 and keep rolling till see abs then clean bulk
>Will be in the best shape of my life
What do you listen to while you work out?
For me it has to be the fastest most brutal kind of speed metal so I can lift for the blood god and get deathly gains.
I like music like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDj75P65M0I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ9vkt7BHYI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjNPeKgLnC8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TygnoaptaCc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VySc8YNaHQA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slazi2PpYUo
>>42446172
>no homo
>>42446172
Jesus fucking christ. This might be the worst music I ever listened to.
What makes you enjoy this?
Not judging tho, you do you. I just genuinely want to understand.
What exercise plan would you put him on?
Starting strength and a pound of carrots a day
bugs, if you ever need to talk...
Stomach surgery
>tfw doing Starting Strength with scoliosis
>>42446095
youre fucked
>>42446328
How far can I go with this program my dude
Should I look into other routines?
Were you born with it? I think im starting to get it from sitting in bad positions. I also have lumbar lordosis
Is this reversible?
Anyone have any recommendations for an appetite suppressant/stim in Aus similar to Ephedrine?
In the UK we had Bronchaid which was the tits but sadly finding it hard to replace for an ECA stack over here.
I don't think there is anything legal you can use
If I don't drink a protein shake after a workout will I not make gains?
>>42446019 yes of course
>>42446019
You will actually lose them. Your muscle mass will decrease if you fail to drink your protein shake. Don't be stupid and ignore it.
I forgot my protein shake and woke up a DYEL the next day.
Scooby has fallen victim to the mantels' jealousy!
People that bash scooby are just jealous of The Natty Daddy and his amazing life. You will never be on his level so you all cower behind jealous rumors! Why must you all be so insecure and tiny?
>>42446015
Manlets'*
>>42446015
>Natty
xd.jpeg
Why do you lift?
>>42445991
two big fat reasons
I have to compensate for my lack of social skills. I don't even have a facebook account
I enjoy it.
>tfw type 6
What do I need to eat to shit like Chad?
https://www.thegeniusofflexibility.com/resistance-stretching/fascia.html
>An unusual 'time-space' warping occurs from removing fascia.
What does this mean?
>>42445938
You can't stretch the fascia, if you could stretch the fascia it'd be very bad for you to do so in literally every conceivable way.
>>42446047
Then how to achieve time space warping?
>>42446091
nigga, I don't know ask Picard