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Fraud REEEEEEE

>>42451057
>5'11
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>42451057
Come join us at /fraud/, brother. You're more than welcome.

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>tfw no gf

>>42449899
are you a pedo?

>>42449899
that vid was cringe and awkward, faggot.

I dont track calories.


>>42449615
oats,nuts, seeds, hemp are my main sources i guess.

i get 150g of protein daily easily. Could do more with proton shakes if i wanted to.

Yeah im not your average vegan faggot. I dont even care that much up animals and i dont have a problem eating unhealthy food or taking a shit ton of supplements.

its because your dick is small retard lmao

>>42448497
No it's 8" and they say stuff like "you're fucking me so deep" but just deep isn't good enough they want hard.

>>42448473

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

>>42445756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhBHL3v4d3I

Hit a 330kg deadlift to this

https://youtu.be/47Plg93oJ1M

>>42445756
stereo sayan 3d. never fails

there always needs to be a bottom rung of society, if we removed that rung, we are then one rung closer to the bottom.

>>42444469
>6'4" size 13 shoes, big hands
>girls literally all believe in the height correlates with penis size meme
>penis is actually just average 6 inch

Feels good man.

I always wonder about people who post this thread. /fit/ is a board of self-improvement yet this cancerous height meme has been going on for years. Beta as fuck I bet it's some average height dude posting it for "lols" too

>>42443502

>Any Tips?

yeah, cut slower retard

1200 calories is almost as many calories I eat in a lunch or dinner meal while lazily cutting

How bout you don't

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>>42443502

Im doing 1500 and its been a little challenging at times but Im doing alright. Lost 12.2 pounds in 28 days.

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I would just like to say I can't run in this. Fuck. >Low milage week ensues

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I've gotten my 1.5 mile time down to 8:17s, how to scratch the last 18-20 seconds?

BUMP for the broom wagon

>>42438040
For anyone who has AC joint experience? Have you ever had your shoulder distended at the joint with no pain? I can feel the rasied area on my right shoulder but there no pain and full range of motion. The only weird thing is a popping noise when I roll my arm all the way back.

>>42438040
When do i know my muscles are properly recovered enough to work out again. When their not sore??

>>42438991
If you're sore more than 2 days after a workout, you're doing yourself wrong.

You either need cardio, more food, more water, or more sleep.

2 days is how long your body works on repairing tissue damage. If it takes longer than that, your metabolism/hormone balance goes hay wire and you are just damaging yourself.

You should be good to go on the same body part on the third day.

T. Old /fit/izen who actually wants to help you young'ns

>>42438010
EMPRAH

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>>42438010
My oneitis.

get into the oven

>>42457739
Not jewish, but I guess saying I'm Muslim wouldn't help my case

>>42457748
Just stay off of /pol/

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>>42457480
Manlet

>>42457480
If you're under 6' then don't even bother thinking about it ,you're just a manlet

>>42457480
So there are 12 inches in a foot, yes?

If you are 5.5 feet tall that means you are 5 foot 6 inches tall (half of 12 is 6)

117cm is 69.6 inches.

Find the lowest whole foot then add the remainder

12 x 1 = 12
12 x 2 = 24
...
12 x 5 = 60

5 foot + 9.6 inches = 5' 9.6" ~ 5'10"

Still a manlet but not as much of a manlet. Good job.

>>42457422
AY MANE

>>42457422
>tfw you just leave the nuts hangin' out

>>42457050

Get HPV and treat it by burning the warts. That way you'll have to abstain at least 2 weeks til the wounds heal.

Longest I've gone is 3 months. Currently doing nofap, having no issues. Maybe I'll break my record.

I have the advantage of having a pretty low libido to begin with. Also doing noporn so that's probably a contributing factor

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I havnt flapped for over a month. I actually started two businesses and work out 2 hours a day now. Not joking. I actually almost broke today but got up and went for a run.

>>42456726
mix with soy milk m8 :)
same macros as normal milk but without the estrogen or lactose

>>42456780
soy milk makes frogs gay tho

>>42456370
mewing won't change the shape of your jaw line/bone structure. I doubt it even does anything for jaw/facial muscles. Its just sucking in the part of your neck directly under your jaw giving you the appearance of a more defined jawline. Its the equivalent of walking around and sucking in your stomach because you have a big ol' beer gut.

>>42456385
It's the way your face is meant to naturally rest. It will make your face more attractive in the same way as correcting your posture will.

>>42456370

When it says "rest your tongue on the roof of your tongue", where exactly do they mean? Am I supposed to keep my tongue flexed upwards or can I rest it on the palate right before the teeth come in?