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What can I do/take/eat to increase my horniness within a span of 12 hours?

I'll be going to a prostitute tomorrow, but I'm having trouble cumming during sex that's not with a girl that I have a deep emotional bond with. So I want my dick to be as sensitive as possible.
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>>42528342

Oyster Sauce. There are other aphrodisiacs, google them, they actually work.
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>>42528358
Seafood in general, or just oyster sauce?

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Does anyone else get really depressed when they fast? I haven't eaten anything in over 24 hours and all my problems keep appearing in my head.

>haven't talked to my shitty dad in months
>uncle visiting my state this week and we made plans to fish
>dad is coming
>afraid I'm going to spill my spaghetti

I can't even go to the gym right now and lift my stress away because my car is in for repairs.
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>>42528190
Watch anime
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I don't fast because I'm not a fatass

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ENOUGH!
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she clearly says

>too little for me
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>>42528170
He will get her in the end, when will lankets learn?
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>>42528170
When will they learn

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>go to the gym
>no squat flavoured vapes
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>He lifts more than he can vape

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If you could accurately see how attractive you really are through the prism of a woman's perspective, would you adapt or stay the course?
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>>42527942
Stay the course, i dont get fit for (((women))).
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>>42527955
>gaaaaaaaay
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adapt I guess

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What the internet dubs “beginner programs” DO have a place, and at one point in history they occupied that place well. These programs are excellent for peaking weight room numbers that had been lost due to periods of inactivity; this is why Bill Starr built his program for football players (which was eventually repackaged by Rippetoe, copied by Mehdi who swore he got his from Reg Park, frankensteined by Blaha, etc etc). Bill Starr’s 5x5 was a shotgun blast to quickly rebuild some lost strength with the understanding that the athletes were engaged in some ADDITIONAL training (off season football workouts), and therefore volume needed to be kept low to accommodate training demands of the athlete. Keeping everything else fixed and only adding weight everytime one trains is an excellent way to recapture lost numbers by rapidly redeveloping the skillset under increasing loads. However, we are talking about conditioned athletes who simply lost some numbers due to having to shift their focus to a different physical ability; not lifelong couch potatoes with zero musculature and coordination.
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I am still keeping my eyes peeled for one of Mark Rippetoe’s athletes to show up somewhere. Seriously, if anyone ever finds one, please let me know. I figure I could even put the picture on a milk carton; you know one of his lifters would see it then.
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With how long Mark Rippetoe has been around, how much he writes, ho well looked up to his is, etc etc, I still don’t know of a single lifter he has trained. I feel like the law of averages would dictate at least ONE guy would come out of the wood work.
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Comical to observe is the sliding scale that coincides with how much “crazy” someone preaches. Mark Rippetoe has never seen a “7” as the first number on his deadlift, and yet he is touted like some sort of lifting Messiah because his work is incredibly focused on the basics that everyone agrees with. George Leeman deadlifted over 900lbs in his early 20s, and people will constantly point out that Eddie Hall pulls more, therefore George must not know crap. Why is this? Because George talks about evil ideas like high reps for strength, touch and go deadlifting with straps, non-full ROM movements, and pretty much trains completely “wrong”. George could deadlift 1100lbs tomorrow, and people would still say he is successful DESPITE his methods.

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Lots of negativity today, so tell me why your good feels story.

I'll start:

Finally making it to green man boys. Recovering skelly.
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>>42527812
Where is your pull?
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Up next is 1/2/3/4 have a long way to go

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best lifting music: electro edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEVdXPswHNc
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>>42527729
>clean and jerk 233kg
>still have a weak chin
>balding

why even live?
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>>42527808
>will never deadlift as much as the person he's insulting clean and jerks.

Why even post let alone live?

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>Quit soda and snacks 6 days ago
>portioning all my meals, and no frozen/processed foods,only water now
>down 14.8 pounds, 250 to 235.2

Is this normal water weight to lose? I'm not naive enough to believe this is actual fat lose yet but it feels like a lot, perhaps too much.
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>>42527555
Yeah, that's about right for how overweight you were and the kind of diet you likely had to maintain that.
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If you cut out processed foods and snack foods, you probably shed a bunch of sodium from your body, and dropped some water weight.

Keep going, OP.
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>>42527555

'mirin my own trips

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>>42527603


thanks guys, saw 250 and said enough is enough

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>jeans dont fit me anymore
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>tfw gaining muscle
>my old jeans and shirts don't fit anymore

feels good man
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>>42527387
>it's because you now got dat ass after working at it for 6+ months
I'm so hyped for this feel
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>>42527387
Go to costco, get stretcht jeans for 17 bucks. Only thing that works for me at this point.

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When will we reach the stage of fecal transplants for the masses, ala plastic surgery, Lipo, et al.? Would it ever become a "bespoke" service?

For example, fatties getting a fecal transplant from someone who is less efficient at absorbing calories. Would this be possible? I know we can fecal transplant for the reverse, for example.

What if I had my shit analysed and it turns out my intestinal bacteria is sub par - will there be a time when it would be common for people to purchase a transplant from someone with "elite" bacteria?
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>>42527368
What
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>>42527885
Intestinal bacteria is actually incredibly important, much more important than has been acknowledged previously, and transplant via feces is actually a legitimate treatment that is starting to develop and become better understood.

Its a relatively new idea and we don't know the extent of its influence yet; but people with bowel disorders can be aided by a fecal transplant; so I'm wondering if fecal transplants could become some sort of "on demand" vanity service akin to current nip/tuck min maxing; fatty getting a fecal transplant from someone with bacteria with poor efficacy so that they don't absorb as many nutrients (basically tapeworm infestation tier but without the fucking living organism inside you), or for body builders/athletes looking for more efficient nutrient absorption
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>>42527368
What a shitty idea

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>>42527295
If you eat to many, yeh
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>>42527295
>>42527318
This. Read the sticky before posting here, please, we have enough shitposting as it is
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>>42527295
Jesus arw you fucking retarded

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Hey /fit I have a problem I can't eat any dairy products I recently discovered that I'm allergic to milk and anything related and Yes I visited a doctor [spoiler]My ass still hurts[/spoiler]
Is there any way to replace protein shakes ?
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shut your ass up and post more hardo gay
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>>42527219
theres vegan protein powders

/thread

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I make shit for gains, get pot bellies, tired all the fucking time, low libido etc.

Gonna get my testosterone levels tested at the doctors soon. The average level of testosterone has plummeted over the last century.
That means what was considered very low testosterone 50 years ago is now "normal" Proof: https://www.google.com/amp/uk.mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUKKIM16976320061031 (thanks, feminization of the west.) So they're probably gonna tell me it's "normal".

Should I/can I manipulate my T levels for the test so it comes up lower than it normally would so they can prescribe me some low dose test? Or are the health risks not worth it? Only current physical issue I have now is my bowels suck and I probably have IBS. Diarrhea all the time.
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>>42527033
I know this will sound crazy, but ...

How about you just get the blood test and see if that is really the problem.
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>shit gains, pot belly, tiredness

it's almost like you have digestive issues, you fucking retard.

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Tell me why othermode isn't the goat body?

>easy to get
>easy to mantain
>have not to focus on being a gymrat (only one or two workouts per week)
>can enjoy other shit like sports
>99% of normies think you're ripped (because you have noob gains and is lean)
>99% of normie girls think you're hot
>classical greek warrior statue mode
>you don't suffer from body dysmorphia
>humble, you don't want to brag about your body
>reasonable expectations
>people think you do sports (social gains)
>don't look like a retarded faggot on the beach
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> skinnyfat nearing skinny going for ottermode
> in academia (pure math) so will be fitter than 99.9% of my peers
i'm gonna make it, right /fit/?
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Its the best cause its pretty much humans natural body type, its what we evolved to look like
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>>42526953
fit is always with the huh duh you're not a Chad.

we don't need to be a chad, we need to be bettter than 90% males.

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