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/fit/ my 16 year old cat is dying and pretty upset
Can we have a humor thread so I can laugh the pain away
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>>42668355
Eat your cat for macros
He would have wanted you to make it
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eat your cat now so it's life force can become one with your gains
thus having be a part of you and your swoll mass forever and ever
this is the only way to treat your friend with any respect in his last days
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I lost my first cat to a heart attack
I lost my second cat to Feline infectious peritonitis
And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse
My third cat wandered on the road outside the front of my house and a dog killed her
I wish those cats never got me as an owner, granted I couldn't have saved the first two...
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What's everyone's relationship with alcohol like? 2017-08-29 12:07:05 Post No.42667869
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What's everyone's relationship with alcohol like?
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I think I probably went 4 or 5 months between days where I didn't have a single drink.
Doing better now, I never drink on consecutive days, if I do partake it's 2 drinks tops. Lifts are going through the fuckin roof.
So /fit/, how are you and booze these days?
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>>42667869
need to cut back. having a bunch of trouble lately - going through some personal shit and booze is a crutch.
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I'll have a beer or two on weekdays. A few more on the weekends.
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My dad drank a lot growing up and it pissed me off because he'd turn into a frustrated depressed piece of shit every night so I never started with it. I don't ever plan on it either, fuck that shit
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does /fit/ like the thotties in the gym? do they motivate you or just distract you ?
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Who is this braphog?
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fug yeah
each rep i imagine myself thrusting deeper right into that tight boosy
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>>42667844
>thotties
Nice one m8
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How difficult is it to learn the power clean by yourself? It seems like a lift you would need a coach for
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I want to learn how to power clean,but I don't want to accidentally smack myself in the face with the bar.
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Start with no weight/low weight and go up in increments. Have someone spot you and film yourself to check your form
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>>42667383
Alan Thrall has a pretty interesting video he uploaded recently, it's just an uncut recording of him coaching the power clean for someone who's never done it before.
Obviously it's going to be difficult to apply it to yourself but it would be a good resource to check out.
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>Tfw handsome
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> tfw handsome
> tfw utterly charming
> tfw 6'2
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>>42667360
are... are you me?
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>>42667360
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post face
rate thread? rate thread
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What mode is this?
How to achieve it??
Is he natty?????
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>>42667165
Literal potato famine mode
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>>42667165
Probably not natty, will be on some drugs but only to aid recovery not build muscle.
Other than that, be an Irish midget with a weird chest and shit, SHIT taste in tats.
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>>42667165
Not sure what mode you're talking about. Try this...
>don't do cardio
>Go to ghetto
>get wrecked by niggers
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what kind of workout would help me get a body like this?
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Calisthenics + 5x5 fork putdowns
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>>42666684
swim
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>>42666766
>le everyone who has abs is skinny meme!
You should probably do some weightlifting, at least as much as he did for the role.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDGG8ocd_Ew
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Sexual Health General - /shg/ 2017-08-28 09:59:06 Post No.42666643
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Sexual Health General - /shg/
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Stop dining at the orifice. The girl might have worms and not know.
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>>42666643
I hate that i know what anime this is from
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hooked up with a girl on friday and now my dick's all cut up from friction burn (part my fault for jerking off a bunch beforehand). I wanna hang with her again but my dick hurts too bad to do anything sexual and probably won't heal until next week.
should I just try to hang platonically and hope she doesn't lose interest? tell her what I just said here? or wait until my dick's better?
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>>42666710
just say u cut ur dick in a zipper or some shit
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What mode is Obelisk the Tormentor 2017-08-28 09:58:31 Post No.42666637
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What mode is Obelisk the Tormentor
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pic related
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>this card cannot be used in a duel
Then what the fuck is the point in it?
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progress thread /fit/?
6/3/17 on left
today on right
12 weeks, 84 days of work. how am i doing
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Great nipple gains, keep up the good work!
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>>42666464
how much kcal did you cut?
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good work my man, can clearly see the diff.
keep going!
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>be member of commercial normie gym
>deadlifting 315lbs x5
>finish set, walk to waterfountain
>hear someone say "hey, you"
>turn to look
>literal 10/10 cardio bunny on treadmill
"Hey man, can you stop banging the weights youre making a LOT of noise"
>try to come up with something flirty or witty to say
>instead babble out a couple "uhs" then nod my head in obedience
what should I have said brehs
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i dont even think i was making that much noise either
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>>42666363
ok, i will try
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>>42666363
Your first mistake was even paying attention to her after what she said
After she complained you should've shut her out and went back to them dead lifties
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Losing my dick powers 2017-08-28 09:29:08 Post No.42666323
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>get in bet with a girl
>heart pumping fast, heavy breathing, getting bit sweaty
>all the signs of arousal
>all but one
>dick is only at 75-80%
>just wont get any harder
>start smashing
>have to really concentrate to keep my dick hard
>run out of breath after 20 minutes
>instant floppy
Im only 19 my dudes. Can there be another explanation besides erectile dysfunction?
And my sex-drive has never been as low as it has been for the last 3 months.
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Bed*
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Did you increase in size recently?
I gained 10kg of fat and muscle last year and was having trouble as well. Then I stopped lifting and went back to my normal size, plus took Zinc and L-arginine and was fine again, if not better. But I guess cardio should fix that.
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>>42666323
U been takin ur zinc and getting some good fats and cholesterol from egg yolks?
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Best classical music to lift to?
I'll go first: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQYN2P3E06s
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>>42665980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9OBf8f55tU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmk5frp6-3Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFPjFjUonX8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUmq1cpcglQ
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>>42666040
New world symphony is good, thanks brah
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLp_Hh6DKWc
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How weak were you during your first day at the gym? 2017-08-28 07:55:18 Post No.42665432
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How weak were you during your first day at the gym?
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>almost failed benching 100lbs
Fuck that's only half my bodyweight
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When I started I was benching 90.
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>>42665432
35lb dumbbells was my very first weight for dumbbell bench.
5 years later and I can rep the 130's.
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PR BP 110lbs on Wednesday, better have an extra scoop today in anticipation
Shall i off myself to save the gene pool
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The only thing you should 'off' is your hair. Buzz it and move on with your life.
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I don't think you have to worry about that
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>>42664586