Fucking disgusting meals thread.
Anyone else just starting a fall/winter bulk? Decided to go all out this year, while eating mostly clean. Couldn't find much in the fridge so I made an emergency meal.
It's about a half stick butter, cheddar cheese, nuts, almonds, 2 protein bars. Can't even finish it want to puke.
Why are you hurting yourself like this anon? Seek help, it's not too late.
Alternatively, make and drink calorie dense milkshakes you fucking idiot
>>42774712
Too late. Microwaved it.
>>42774832
Holy fuck dude what's wrong with you
Resting heart rate 54
is this good? whats yours?
>>42774688
Literally just counted them for 30 seconds and got like 40. I did drink a monster tho...
34
>>42774688
52, still ain't no athlete
>Overcoming your BodyWeight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAERZd8XtgQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsC9ahsCGLc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQqvGITfqmg
>2016 Olympics highlights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E21jlKax8M
>What is gravity lul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUMoD-5P_Bo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIv-gcCnzys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-G9r-rD8fY
>Skinny grills with asses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA9gCDkvFZ8
>Websites
gymnasticbodies.com/forum
antranik.org/bodyweight-training
globalbodyweighttraining.com
/r/bodyweightfitness
fitloop.co
>Youtube Channels
https://www.youtube.com/user/GymnasticBodies
https://www.youtube.com/user/bboySaza
https://www.youtube.com/user/trdic
>Safest Static Hold Progression
www.antranik.org/how-to-implement-a-steady-state-training-cycle
>Common Prereqs
www.gymnasticbodies.com/forum/topic/3750-prerequisites/?p=93540
>Wrists mobility
Foundation Handstand One
>Bicep Tendon Prep
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaH_HUMooyM
>Scooby teaches you how to do a pull Up
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRznU6pzez0
>How to make parallettes out of PVC
http://library.crossfit.com/free/pdf/13_03_Parallettes.pdf
>Foundation series (4 books + 2 Handstand + Rings)
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:39d3d785f7c6df583af2fa846646a74b3d256cac&dn=Coach Christopher Sommer Mastering Gymnastic Strength Training 2014&tr=udp://tracker.coppersurfer.tk:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.leechers-paradise.org:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.mg64.net:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.opentrackr.org:1337/announce&tr=udp://tracker.sktorrent.net:6969/announce
>Overcoming gravity (v1)
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:ad0739445c9cc5177e2b48c6f216521e8c8ddff4&dn=Overcoming+Gravity+%28gnv64%29&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fzer0day.ch%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fpublic.popcorn-tracker.org%3A6969
>Starting Stretching: http://phraktured.net/starting-stretching.html
>>42774668
Left side is the exercise, right side is the mobility for that exercise, you do mobility after each set
FSAS - Fundamental Straight Arm Strength
FBAS - Fundamental Bent Arm Strength
FLS - Fundamental Leg Strength
the numbers like 5x60s means mastery for the movement, in this case you look at 60s/60rep template and follow that progression, once you hit mastery (can do 5x60s) you move to the next level
for negative movements, 5x5x10s means you descend for 10s each rep
>SL
SL progression seems to be different from PDF's
Foundation gives 3 routines:
>AxBxAxx
>ABxABxx
>ABABAxx
A: FL, sPL, HBP, RC
B: MN, SL, SLS
>Stretching
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:4BCCD448B44C4B8233A2E9BD7388246306C47B3D&dn=Middle%20Split
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:48E4BFE7D564ABB65DF2D4408EDC2A271F860D77&dn=Bridge
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:D69E1D9C667B31244307E6E4FDD9E487EEC3AF48&dn=Front%20Split
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:07C5D57728C3D73B0C982063330C49729E9AF1E6&dn=Shoulder
>>42774668
>tfw you keep seeing Brendan's sponsored posts on normiebook
>>42775075
Clear your cookies
oats with cinnamon
Actual hazelnoots
>>42774645
Not eating it
OLD THREAD >>42756182
Who is /fat/ for?
For /fat/fucks who want to better themselves through meaningful hard-work, strategy, and dedication
>This is not QTDDTOT, ask questions about fat loss but use that thread for general questions
>Calculate your Body Fat Percentage
http://fitness.bizcalcs.com/Calculator.asp?Calc=Body-Fat-Navy (Gonna need waist/neck measurements)
>Calculate your TDEE (Total Daily Energy Expenditure)
http://www.sailrabbit.com/bmr/ (complex)
http://www.fitnessfrog.com/calculators/tdee-calculator.html (simple)
>Plan your weight loss week by week
http://www.losertown.org/eats/cal.php
>Track your calories and macros with MyFitnessPal, works best on smartphones
https://www.myfitnesspal.com
>>42774636
don't cry wojak
don't eat either
tfw binge ate for the last month
>>42774709
No sympathy from me. A day is a mistake, a month is entirely lack of effort.
What are you guys top 3 healthiest cereals for decent calories?
>>42774613
Fruity pebbles, lucky charms, Cinnamon Toast Crunch
plain cheerios
toss in some fruits
>>42774619
thx senpai
>tfw you get banned from the gym
Can you really get gains with just bodyweight? Will it take longer to get swole?
How do you get banned from a gym
>>42774541
Well now we need to know, what did you do?
>>42774541
Come on OP give us the greentext
How long do I have to go to the gym to get this body? I'm currently a skelly.
>>42774538
> I'm currently a skelly
o then u r gud 2 go
>>42774538
You don't. Just do about 20 push ups per day and eat at maintenance
>>42774557
lol you're joking right... this guy has been lifting for like a year
and what do you mean by eat at maintenance? also, he has visible abs.. you cannot get abs from push ups
>2017
>having a small ribcage
Are u even a man
>>42774441
U mad at your small ribs little boy
>>42774441
What i thought
Can anyone vouch for this supplement?
Does it work?
You'll pee 99.9% of it out. Regular multis are a waste of money, these are an outright scam.
>>42774398
What supplements actually work then?
>>42774414
Creatine and whey.
If you really want a multi, orange triad is great but like 6 pills a day. Also fish oil, if you don't eat a lot of fish
>lifting won't bring the dead back
Why lift?
so you can lift the dead on your back
>>42774220
The dead have done their part.
Don't steal time from the great suspense.
>>42774220
>deadlifts
If dubs, fitmod must post lifts
>>42774200
Wew
Wew
BUDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Is anyone from the Fast and the Furious series natty - Dwayne Johnson, Vin Diesel, Jason Statham, etc?
a thousand no's
Ludacris, Tyrese and Pau-
>>42774167
what are you talking about why did you cut off Pa
Is there any point squatting? I'm a beginner dyel and my squat is fucking shit, it's level with my bench at lmao1pl8... And that's with bad form, which i noticed today when my friend recorded me. I end up half squatting and then doing good mornings and even with just the bar im struggling with keeping the bar straight all the way down like pic related - more like low bar squat, but I think i still have the bar high. It's really demotivating to think I'm gonna have to start with the bar. I'll try share a video later to give a better idea.
>>42774029
Get over yourself and just start with what you can lift with good form
>>42774057
I'm even struggling with the bar, and I don't think it's my legs strength thats the problem.
>>42774029
I started squatting 75 pounds two months ago. I could only get down about halfway. But gravity gives no fucks, and eventually I started getting lower and lower.
I did my first body weight squat yesterday, 175 pounds. So if you just keep doing it, your body will get the hang of it.
Side question, how many sets/reps are you doing?
Delusional Lifters Thread
Saw this post Which was pretty sad >>42773927
>>42773927
Just type in IG #indianbodybuilder
Help yourself to that goldmine kek