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>>40918836
that's what? 1,5kg? should be about 3k kcal

>>40918836
Around 1500, looks like a grilled chicken with skin full in mny pieces

>>40918869
1 full chicken is about 1200 cals. this is at least 2.5 chickens

Explain my shit as well

>Other guys
I worked out for two weeks and now girls are flirting with me
>Me
I started working out and i went from having a gf and being able to flirt with girls to being completly undateable

>>40918844

OP here I still work out I just do random stuff at home, casually. Pretty ripped but lean, lanky...its only noticeable if I take my clothes off.

>>40918835
most women aren't into guys with big muscles. I don't have the infograph, but the body of whats his face in fight club is what the majority of women find attractive.

Too late to start a healthy lifestyle? Think about it

Yeah, you're too old. Sorry

>>40918510

No

Most bodybuilders hit their prime at 30. 10 years of training and possibly using roids and by that age you'll have a physique similar to those in natty or not threads, or even better

even when dieing, he doesn´t dare to say it were the steroids

>10,000 calories a day

for what purpose?

bodybuilders are fucking retarded

>consume seven to eight energy drink cans in a quest to attain the perfect bodybuilder's physique

S I P S B O Y S

>>40918293
more sex= more test assuming you're getting none

>>40918293

Injecting chinese bathtub chemicals is good Í heard

>>40918293
This will differ from person to person. I've found my testosterone increasing the longer I go without ejaculation, up to a limit of about a week. After that my libido really slows down. So I wank or fuck then have a cool down period of 5-7 days. On the fifth day I'm usually able to do an extra set. The incentive of sex is also a good motivator to get it done.

So try and find what your limit is and work around it. If you really want to push it I recommend looking at pornographic material outside of your allowed ejaculation period or during a workout to further raise testosterone levels.

>>40918272
A whole stick you fucking bandwagon riding tool

>>40918272
im bulking so i just poor a bit of coffee on the butter stick itself

>wanting heart disease

>>40918169
Who the fuck is he?

>>40918642
https://m.youtube.com/user/LowBudgetLeanMuscle

>>40918169
>nigger

>>40918092
Woman can be as muscular as they desire, but at a certain point most men stop finding them attractive.

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>>40918092
>psych major
ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT

This girl is sexy...lok at those thighs

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>>40918054
Let me tell you something. A good amount of sexism will do you good. Any chick you aren't fucking, is a bitch. Just assume it. It's usually true. That chick is a bitch, and you can't let her bring her down. There's lots of pussy out there. Dont worry, you'll make it.

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>>40918070
this.
she said you were a 0/10?
should have have told her "your pussy stinks just like any other bitch,bitch."

Grow a NEAT beard if you feel like it.

Find a girl who finds you attractive.

Have a personality.

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just wait until you try doing The Press on a cut

>>40918022
Oh, poor bebby's noob gains are drying up.

>>40918036
I am.

I fucking love Halo Top

>>40918370
Birthday cake best flavor

>not available in Australia outside a few speciality locations too far away from me
>cannot find any other high protein ice cream
Fucking suffering. Even the low-fat ones are shit because they just pump up the sugar and end up having just as many kJs.

>>40917906
stop being a little blog bitch is a good start

>>40917944
The fuck do you want me to post?
>How to run /fit/?

I'm asking for help and giving details, go be a cunt elsewhere.

>>40917906

Did you whine about not squatting 150 kg the first time you went to the gym too?

Treat it like lifting i.e. increment time/speed every time.

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>>40917786
>laugh in our face about it ffs
lmfao. How would that happen if your face only reaches our crotch?

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>>40917857

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>master race

>5'7"

you only get one

>>40917735
Fuck you mum I WILL go to kfc whether you like it or not!

>>40917735
Driving Uber I once screamed a drunk guy out of my car
Don't remember what was said but I basically had a more convincing "I'll fuck you up" wall of text come out of my mouth

>>40917735

Screamed "I. AM. TUROK." out of the passenger window of my friend's car in the Walmart parking lot.

its really boring

>>40917684
Hmmh

>>40918408
You might have ADHD.