>Be 5'9
>Hit it off with girl on Tinder
>Her profile says she's 6'
>My profile doesn't say my height
>But she's mirin
fuck fuck fuck fuck how do I tell her
Not even just interested in fucking her, I genuinely like her and we share several hobbies
/fit/ help
>>40927844
Tell her the truth little guy, if she likes you enough to stay then she'll stay if not it wasn't meant to be
>>40927844
>>40927927
dont tell her, just meet up and see what happens. maybe she'll like you anyway. (dont pay for her shit though!!!!)
Why is the Penis the only muscle to be able to grow to such a large size (comparatively) ? Wouldn't having literal expanding biceps be a much better utilization?
You would save energy for when you don't need them, then a fight starts to happen you would get a fight boner and your arms would inflate thus increasing strength.
tl;dr why can't biceps be penises?
Because the penis isn't a muscle.
>>40927832
its not a muscle retard
>>40927838
whatever
the point is, why can't our biceps have blood sacks that expand them?
>day 5 of NOFAP
>I want to cum so badly
Oh my god
just fuck someone
>>40927745
I have tinder installed, I'm just waiting for a day where I can hang out with my buddies and take some good non autistic photos of me
>>40927736
>day 5
Bro come on man the fuck up.
Can you be bald and still make it?
If you look like >>40926505
>>40927548
No fucking way, if you want to bang the freshest of pussy (18-22) you NEED to have good hair. Literally no woman fantasises about balding/bald men
>>40927580
Actually, all you need to be is six foot or taller to get fresh pussy, doesn't matter if you're balding or not.
I eat two or three sweet things a day, I drink one sometimes two sodas a day as well. Which one should I quit if I couldonly quit one? Which is worse cake or soda?
>>40927533
>I accept my fate that I am about to be lateral dropped
Whichever one has more sugar/calories.
>>40927533
Soda.
Sweets are bad for you though. Enjoy the diabetes if you eat cake and soda every day.
Both
/thread
Guys i fucked up
>banged gf and put used condoms into a small plastic bag to hide from the parents
>im heavily retarded so I left the bag at their place
>mum found the bag and went crazy
>they are both very religious so are pissed about me popping daughters cherry and "breaking their trust etc"
What should i do brehs, gf is saying i cant come over to the house anymore, how do i unfuck this situation
And to keep it /fit/ i twinged my lower back doing diddlies a week ago how long should I wait before trying them again
you must be +18 to post on 4chan
enjoy your b&
>>40927515
>how do i unfuck this situation
Can you unfuck your gf ?
>>40927515
>condoms
INSTANTLY DROPPED
Hey /fit/,
I want to cut. I read the sticky and I technically know what to do. The only problem that I have is, that I don't know what to cook. I just don't want to eat chicken, rice and broccoli the whole week. Can someone share some nice recipes with me or recommend me a cook book?
Thanks in advance.
>>40927276
Fuck off fag I hope nobody answers your faggot fucking question. Delete that pic from your files and neck yourself.
>>40927479
not op but you seem mad, friend
>>40927490
You're OP
Hey /fit/
So I think I have Klinefelter's. At the very least, I have gyno and some mile-wide childbearing hips. What the fuck can I do to fix this travesty? Should I into bear/fridge mode? How do I do that? I've been on a 500kcal deficit for about 3 months while doing the 3x5 version of Ice Cream Fitness, but results are disappointing. My tits are showing no signs of disappearing and I still have curves to rival the fittest grils. What do? I'm 6'3" (190.5cm) and 165lb (74.8 kg), down from 195(88.5kg) in the last three months or so.
>>40927200
Not sure why its sideways but heres a titty shot. They look bigger irl
>>40927200
Could you go full skelly/otter mode and just swim, bike, run like a mad (wo)man and do body weight exercises?
>>40927236
Thats kinda the plan for now i guess. GF says she wants me to get into otter mode but IDK how that would look
Are there any exercises that can make my penis bigger?
>>40927004
Jelqing, google it
>>40927004
Fucking.
>>40927009
I heard that just damages your penis and doesn't work
>>40927012
No sex is allowed on the compound.
>he lifts
LMAO. Have fun sustaining a potentially life-ruining injury just so you can have some extra muscle. There is a point at which lifting becomes completely impractical and dumb. The healthiest people with the greatest longevity don't lift, and womaen care far more about height, facial aesthetics and wealth.
>>40926977
Okay.
>>40926977
Post cute brown anime girls pls
Do whatever you fucking want. I don't have weights so I do cardio and body weight exercises.
It's not about muscles, it's about staying healthy.
Trying to lose weight, 120 bucks for 21 of these meals delivered to my house a good deal?
>>40926840
Get food from the grocery store and cook it yourself. It's way cheaper. Cooking isn't that difficult.
>>40926840
So how many calories in one day's meals?
>>40926851
>2017
>still wasting time cooking
Post about your currently injuries, health problems and how they are getting in the way of your gains.
Help out anons that happen to have the same problems.
Shoulder instability
Have to lift really dumb light weights for a while and can't OHP or Squat
>>40926671
Piriformis
I did physical therapy and it didn't do shit. I'm just a beginner and I want to lift so badly, I'm scared and it's awful.
ACL reconstruction and menisceptomy. (knee surgery) 6weeks post op, hitting the PT hard waiting until I can squat and deadlift again.
>Tfw you realise you're an extremely boring person with nothing to talk about besides lifting
>tfw you realise you're an actual meathead
Anyone else know this feel?
Sort of. I just dont have much to talk about that normies find interesting, especially girls. I've had multiple gfs in the past but its mostly just me listening to what they have to say.
>>40926639
I've never had a gf (23m), but every single date I go on is usually just me joking around and kind of asking questions about them. I have nothing to talk about in my own life.
The only exciting thing in my life are my PRs
Also my unification of the german state in victoria 2, but nobody cares about it.
>>40926629
I don't even really have than since I just started lifting two months ago and my lifts are shit.
Thank goodness I have friends, I can at least somewhat feel like I'm living out the Delray Misfits IRL
What impact will this have on my intermittent fasting?
For real though, how true is this statistic? Ive seen it before and never knew if it was accurate.
>>40926558
most bugs are low cal and high protein
>>40926558
>tfw when fat
>tracking calories at -3000 per day
>weigh myself after a week
>put on 5lbs wtf
>hear interesting fact about eating spiders in your sleep
>cut out sleep spiders
>by next week I had six pack
Count those sleep spider calories brah
What's your opinion on weighted vests? I don't even know if there's one to be had, but thought I might ask.
>>40926505
I've wanted to try one for awhile heard mixed reports and that headaches are common at the start
Have a 30kg one, use it mostly for push ups, love it
>bad for your joints
>bad for your back
>look like a shooter
yeah ill pass