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WTF are carbs, you mean crabs! I don't eat crabs.

>>41014064
just ate 500grams of bread

>>41014180
>measuring bread in grams

>>41004036
t. Dies at the age of 35 from heart attack

>>41004052
Enjoy your scar tissued heart.

>>41004036
>100 miles

damn even 100 km on bike are not an easy taks

recommended bulking speed from the sticky. 2kg per month is just too fast

>>41002162
just look at the wild chad in the hot tub.
shes so engaged with his conversation its unbeleivable.

>>41002162
Do SS. You'll hate it, feel like you're not doing shit in the gym, look like a mong doing 3 exercises with 3 minute breaks in between 5 rep sets while everyone else who looks better than you is going beast mode on dumbbells and isolation exercises, look exactly the same when you finish if you didn't bulk and look like pure shit if you did. No one gives a fuck about your squat and deadlift.

If you want to get stronger as a beginner do something like ws4sb or an upper/lower. If you don't care as much about strength just jump into a brosplit.

>>40996942
>8/10 looks, 5'4" slim loli
>Wear black almost everything except for a pink notebook
>Only girl I've ever seen that's "at home" in the gym
>Autistically smiles at herself during a lift
>Perfect form in everything she does
>Did BP, ATG squats, Overhead press, and A makeshift Back extension from a pull down machine
Only seen her once and talked to her once. Was planning to take her number the second time but gym closed 3 weeks later. Never saw her again.

There are basically no girls at my gym. But there is an exception, this girl i've known since we were little, sadly we havent see eachother for a long time. Last week i found she joined my gym. She trains in yoga pants and desu it's the tastiest ass mankind has ever seen. I just wanna eat it still sweaty after the squats she always does. It's kinda distracting even.

>>40996942
Elsa Hosk looking girl. Insanely beautiful and way out of my league.
She usually comes with her mom or her brother and does elliptical work or a little strength training depending on who she's with. Her mom is cute, but no hottie. Her brother seems like a nice dude.

It's obvious she avoids me, and I avoid her, because imagining things that will never happen hurts.

>>41028833

I enjoy the taste of meat. I enjoy hunting and fishing. I think it's pants-on-head retarded to eliminate an entire category of foods from my diet for an arbitrary reason. I'd rather not be dependent on supplements for vital nutrients for the rest of my life. I don't want to be "that guy" when eating with others. And I have yet to hear a convincing argument in favor of veganism.

>>41028834
I bet you've never gone hunting

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Oh man... This is gonna be such a great and productive discussion between open minded meat eaters and vegans. I can't wait for it to get started!

>>41027614
Have you tried longer breaks between sets? The heavier the weight, the longer the break, basically.

>>41027649
Could be where I'm going wrong, I lift with my dad and he likes to just go ham and not have much of a break, doesn't seem to slow him down though and he's 40

>>41027614
Try deloading!

>>41027467
You don't like cable curls?

What mode is the OP picture?

>>41027546
Joint inflammation.

Go to the Chinese supermarkets for cheap. Where in canada r u.

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>>41027310
This. Plus, lentils are cheap as fuck esp if you get dried type.

>>41027276
Eat pork dummy.

>>41027130
Sick klinefelters brah. You ever met my boy Hemingway?

>>41027130
FUCKING HELL OP JUST A LITTLE BIT

How good are you at panpipes?

syntha 6, it has a bit more calories and more carbs and fat than regular brands though.

>>41026756
Just buy the expensive stuff if you don't care about the price, it tastes a tad better.
But I would rather buy it cheaper with a worse taste

>>41026756
Cookies and cream all day

>>41026720
Yes

>>41026720
No

I used to live the taste of crayons when I was a kid. But even if there was 5g of protein, you wouldn't be able to absorb it and your shit will look like dunkaroos dip

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>tfw a guy walks into the gym wearing a hoody

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>>41026510
>tfw a fat person starts a "don't improve yourself" thread to justify not going to the gym

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>tfw masturbate and just let it dry in joggers, have a dirty wet shit and get it stuck in ass hairs when wiping, then go straight to gym without changing or washing and leave my cummy shitty smelling sweat marks on all the equipment

Lift for a year or two.
Stop lifting for a year or two.

Wa la.

>>41026495
Drink beers instead of water and protein shakes

>>41026508
>wa la

It's bwua'la faggot

>>41026411
having a friend chad is a first step to becoming chad yourself(atleast on the inside)

>>41026411
ss+gomad

>>41026427
like it happens all the time, random girls asking for his number, or girls coming up to us and saying "I wanna meet your friend" and just little things that don't make me mad per say just a little jelly sometimes cause it happens a lot, and like hot girls too. Fit will say stupid stuff like girls want the less attractive guy and won't approach but it happens to him all the time so that's bs

>>41026307
Floyd could still do his defensive stamina-based style of combat with no arms, and just follow the donald around kicking him until donald eventually collapses from fatigue. I don't think donald stands a chance.

>>41026307
Boxing rules I'm pretty sure Mayweather could dodge him long enough to gas him. Otherwise Donald can just corner him/tackle him

>>41026333
donald literally has to fucking run at him like a autismo and push him on the floor
he won't be able to get back up after that