We're making this the ultimate thread.
>1) The best fitness advice you've heard
>2) What you like lifting to
>3) Optional, post a pic of your goal body
The purpose of this is to consolidate all the best advice, bodies, and lifting musics to one ultimate thread.
1. 4 sips/day
2. macintosh plus
3. zyzz
>>41206900
>The best fitness advice you've heard
Don't take advice from inexperienced individuals
>What you like lifting to
Olivier Sagala - Ampli Tamine
>Optional, post a pic of your goal body
Brian Alsrhue
>>41206900
1. Pin to win
2. X gon give it to ya
3. See pic related
>the power of modern medicine
>>41206861
Id read her book
>the power of cosmetic surgery, hormone therapy, and deep denial
>medicine
Taupe cake
>>41206861
Did PTSD make him do something like that ?
Jesus,such a waste
So /fit/ I usually work out in my garage but I cheaped out on all my weights and my barbell so my barbells bent to shit and all my weights are getting smashed up from deadlifts and rows.
So, I'm gonna sign up to a gym soon but have always let the weights fall during rows and deadlifts without making any effort to ease them down gently as, although I understand negatives are basically free gains, I don't want scoliosis gains. I also like throwing the bar onto the rack after overhead press because it's fun.
So how do let weight down without banging it / pissing people off in the gym. It doesn't seem like a big deal to me do people really get that triggered because you move more weight than them.
Should I just kill myself
There's no reason to throw weight. It's literally a non-issue. You're just being autistic, it's as simple as that.
You should have the same form/technique for deadlifting 5 plates as you do deadlifting 1 plate. If you don't, there's something wrong with how you train.
Lower nice and slow until the last few inches, then drop the weights. You aren't slamming them down, but it still makes enough noise to let everyone know you are lifting heavy.
>>41206825
It's loud and annoying. Especially when you're the only one doing it in the whole gym. It's not because you're lifting more, even someone lifting less than you but banging weights is equally annoying. Just suck it up and bring it down slowly.
Okay /fit/ So I've been going to the gym for 1 year almost and mostly doing lifting there, not much of cardio. Only 5 min running to start my workout with. I'm not fat or anything, but I do have small manboobs. My ultimate goal is to make them disappear, just like my tummy but I'm afraid that if I stop eating as much as I do now that I will lose part of my muscles as well. Isn't there a way for me to keep the muscle mass I build up the last year (its not much, but its something) and also lot a bit of weight?
>>41206816
Is that you after one year of lifting? Have you been following a program at all?
You're over 20% bf fatass
Lose weight. Also you may have gyno
Ok you look like God Gandy for a day, tell me what do you do?
1. fuck bitches
2. probably kill myself at the end of the day, because my normal life could never compare
>>41206796
>Plan Annual Leave
>Walk around town
>Have sex with random fit chav mums and give them my friends phone number
>Return to work the next day no one knowing I am ultimate catfishman
>>41206811
He age very bad, but when he was in his prime he was the most attractive male in history
This is being him for a day and he look older now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hug33gx-wJ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EOepA1s1c0
What are your opinions on starting aesthetics?
pic related
>>41206611
so you are doing SS?
Not even close to enough volume or accessory isolation.
Ohp + bench on the same day = bad idea
Also there's no upper chest work and not nearly enough volume for aesthetics
How do I stop cumming so fast? I want to last longer
cut off his hat
Think about your grandma
breath slowly
New dad here. Finding time to lift has been tough these last 6 months but ive managed. Whats really suffered is my cardio. I just cant simply leave a baby alone for 30-45 minutes at a time. We dont use a sitter as me and my wife have shifted our schedules (temporarily) to always have one of us home. Now that shes 6 months I have been considering buying a jogging stroller. I have literally never seen another man use one. Is a swole dude pushing a stroller socially acceptable?
Get one with offroading capability
>>41206482
You'd look cool af
a dad AND swole
Just strap the baby down so it can't move
If feeding is a problem you should put your baby on IF - the gh release will help make the kid not a manlet aswell
I'm so fucking pissed right now. Why am I busting my ass doing squats, deads, bench and accessory work? The biggest most Aesthetic guys at my gym do high reps on fucking machines. WTF is this bullshit? Is all of this "lift heavy" shit a meme? I'm literally shaking with anger right now.
I know this is bait but its the roids working senpai
>>41206407
>he fell for the le squats and deadlifts meme
>>41206545
I'm to pussy to use roids. WTF do I do? Can I get jacked on machines? High reps?
Stop hating on short guys
>>41206359
Long way to go before you look like this
>>41206381
so much oil but didnt bother to inject into traps lmao
>mfw rack pulls above the the knee are legit
>every time I do them my traps get sore as fuck the next morning
>traps look bigger every time I look in the mirror
only downside is my back is now outgrowing my front by a huge margin
Say what you want about him but he does give good training advice.
Who /asymmetric/ here?
>tfw doing neck curls on just one side
>tfw probably just going to make it even worse
>>41206274
I've got a crooked nose, it makes me feel ugly and monstrous (even if it's only slight and barely noticeable to the naked eye)
>tfw very symmetrical
>tfw babyface
>tfw never handsome, always cute
>playing college basketball for lmaodivision3 school
>in practice, coach is making us do a rebounding drill
>6'11" skelly elbows me in the nose and breaks it
>school hooks me up with a fat fuck nose doctor to fix it
>fat fuck fixes it in surgery but leaves it crooked
at least its not too noticable
How do I curb my alcoholism. I eat healthy, no meat. I hike. I work out. I'm fit. I drank a liter of tequila yesterday. I drink before work, during and after. I'm always drunk and I feel powerless. What do?
You have a serious chemical dependence and need medical help.
For 6 months I was drinking heavy but only every other day and only at night, didn't think much about it because I was getting fit and looked as good as ever. Put the bottle down a month ago (mostly, still once a week and I keep it light) and it fucked with my mind in ways I didn't expect.
>no meat
Oh, nvm. fuk u buddeh
>>41206146
>I eat healthy
>no meat
?!
>>41206146
By not eating meat you are missing some manliness which you replace with drinking alcohol(which is also manly).
MEANWHILE, ON /fat/
Does anybody know how to 'cep a flex?
>>41205897
How many calories is not enough
/fat/ exists
>>>/ck/
those guys are fucking disgusting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQZIiHndn2Q
Boogie says it's one of the HARDEST ways out because you still have to diet and exercise (although he admits it would be easier), but....
>eating becomes a challenge because you know you'll vomit
>it's painful becaue they "eviscerate your insides"
>it costs a lot
>you runt he risk of dying
well /fit/... is he right?
you're a dumb shit for watching his videos and promoting them here. fuck off
>>41205859
I really hope boogie gets his shit together and loses weight one way or another but I really wish he would stop martyring himself. He really lacks willpower and the only one to blame is himself.
>>41205859
He use the fact that he was molested as an excuse to be fat
But I've been straight up disowned and you don't see me eating ice cream
Make it /fit/ related
>>41205812
>traps are gay
>>41205893