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Why the fuck would you be drinking when your not going to get drunk.

>>41344454
Ignore the child.

1-2 beers a WEEK? Hell no, man. That will not affect you in any way. If you're not getting hammered on the reg, then all you really have to worry about is the wasted calories.

>>41344454
To unwind and feel good, I'm a real light weight, one beer gets me p tipsy

First time i ever stepped foot into the gym I tried to bench 150 off the bat without even knowing how. I almost died and some trainer walked up to me and told me I'm a fucking idiot and need a spotter.

Well, it wasn't as mean as I am making it out to be, but i have not had any confrontations since hah.

>>41344644
I could bench in elementary school...

you're not an idiot... youre a weak bitch.

>>41344684
come fight me pussy lets see what you got big guy

city?

>>41341599
Fuck off back to Africa nigger

>>41341843
no

>>41341599
Soup

>>41340000
are you a virgin?

Find something you like doing or are interested in.

For example, I think rugby might be fun. I'm going to join a local team even though I have never played in my entire life and am pretty sure my heart will give out during the first practice.

Meet people and talk to them. Meet friends of people and talk to them.

Congratulations, you will likely have one or more friends.

Unless you're absolute garbage at the game. >jk, bb

>>41340030
yes

>>41340031
>Meet people and talk to them. Meet friends of people and talk to them.
how do i talk to them? i don't have much to say tbqh

i see coworkers regularly, but none are my friends
>overhear coworkers doing things together outside of work (grabbing food, going to a bar, parties, etc.)
>don't get invited by them

>>41351550
But those shitty tattoos though...

that masseter hypertrophy

some people just run hot and sweat more

You get older and give less fucks.

Funny thing is that with less fucks you actually sweat less as well.

I always used to sweat a ton, but lately I switched from antiperspirant to normal deodorant and I stopped sweating as much

It's free online and doesn't cost 44 Krowns

den ä gratis på internet
https://symmetricstrength.com/

No training app is worth any money when Google Sheets is free and available for all mobile platforms. What would be the point of getting it that you cannot put into a spreadsheet? The pretty graphics? Just go on the internet and punch in your numbers directly.

>>41351000
20kg is a difference m8

>he counts the plates

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>>41351009
>not using freedom units

I guarantee you if the roles were reversed or even if the man was fat himself. The fat girl would leave him.

>>41350855
It's the way evolution intended stop crying

Men are the peacocks not dull looking drab peahens

We have to constantly fight and prove ourselves because women have always been the sexual gatekeepers.

Men WILL fuck anything even chads will fuck girls who look like shapeless laundry bags if there is nothing better around

>>41350855
Poor guy is probably unable to get out of there

What kind of sick freak traps someone to a rock and then takes a picture

>>41350821
Assuming you're not a troll;

THe best programs are Starting Strength, Strong lifts 5x5, or ICF 5x5.

You'll notice all those three look very similar. That's because they are. SL is literally just SS with extra shit tacked on. ICF is literally just SS with MORE extra shit tacked on. Reason is it works.


You can start with the empty bar. Within 3 months, if you spend time working on form and get it right, you'll have decent lifts.

Any questions?

>>41350821
just choose a program from the sticky that you like the look of.
Your planking and pushup stats are pretty irrelevent for a weight routine imo.

>>41350821
You didn't read the sticky if you are asking this question you stupid faggot

>>41350706
I-I hope so

>>41350706
LOL no, it's like paying for a whore, but they're so shit-tier whores that they can't even charge you. The reciprocal is that you're (apparently) such a skeezy man-whore yourself, that you'll accept ANY warm wet hole to stick your dick in. Really, honestly, seriously, it's just one step above a Fleshlight, and only because it's a live female; you're paying for it with your complete abandonment of your self-respect, though.

>>41351204
>that you'll accept ANY warm wet hole to stick your dick in.
well, not any

Eat pussy
1xF

>>41350598
What's pussy?

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>>41350606

Psoriasis

>>41350302
AIDS.

>>41350328
this.

>>41350214
>All this shit is going inside of me
the book too?

>>41350214
Nice snack. What are you, five? YOU GOTTA FUCKIN EAT BIG TO GET BIG YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Someone else post this weeks ago.
Is this a new pasta or are you the same guy forcing it?
>>41350214
And the tongs.

>>41350187
Brown paper bag over it

I know this is a played out thing to say but you really do look like a character in oblivion.

>>41350187
>What should I do to improve my face?
Use a mask