My testicles have a tendency to be rather cold and are thus wont to shrivel upwards. This leads my penis, because now resting on my retracted testicles, to project forward more or less prominently, instead of merely dangling down unostentatiously like most others'; hence, whenever I wear shorts I find myself endowed with a rather eye-catching bulge.
Moreover, it should be noted that my bulged penis is more so sloped over and then down across the front of my ballsack, rather than simply jutting out horizontally on top of it à la swimsuit beclad Winston Churchill; the upshot being that this bulge of mine does not at all give off the appearance of some puny two-inch pecker (or whathaveyou) unabashedly peeping out, but, to the contrary, has a very weighty demeanor to it.
Now, my problem here with this is twofold: first, I do not want to get a reputation to which I can't hope to live up, and, second, I fear that this bulge is attracting undue attention to myself. For instance, lately I can not help but notice more and more offhand remarks being directed towards me—mostly by random passerbys, and predominantly male ones
at that—along the lines of "strong bulge bro" and such.
So, is any one else out there suffering from this or a similar problem? Might some of you perhaps even be laurel-garlanded veterans of your own battles of the bulge? If so, any tips or suggestions on how I should go about reducing my own bulge to something a little less pronouncedly prominent? Perhaps there is a particular shorts' brand you highly recommend?—by the way, right now I usually wear Underarmor running shorts. Or maybe it is not even worth one's while to battle the bulge?—maybe it is a vain venture that seeks to suppress what is insuppressible? a futile fight against what cannot be conquered? a sorry struggle for what wills itself not to be won?
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1: You type like a redditor, and I don't mean that in a shitposting sense. I expected a "someone give this magnificent bastard a cookie" somewhere in this wall of inanity
2: If it's cold enough for your balls to shrivel, why are you wearing shorts?
3: Unless you're high school age or younger, why are you wearing shorts thin enough for your penis to make a significant bulge?
4: Unless it's worse than you're letting on why be upset by a shot at "he must have a big dick" clout? There are entire clothing trends centered around making fuckboys look like they have a large penis visible through their clothes
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That would be the worst :(
So glad this is isn't me. Stay strong friend
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>>41404492
Post bulge
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How long are you going to lift? 2017-05-11 07:21:03 Post No.41404106
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How long are you going to lift?
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Like, are you going to do this forever?
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As opposed to what? Getting to 50 and reverting to a fuccboi?
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I haven't lifted in like a year. Year and a half since I did it seriously
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>>41404106
As long as I'm able to, yeah
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>got banned from gym for watching porn
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Good.
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lmao
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>>41403967
ok dumbass
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how bad is weed for gainz
like a smoking session every month ?
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>>41403697
>how bad is combusting plant material into your lungs for athletic performance
idk man try it out, I'm sure its fine
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Micheal Phelps won the Olympics so draw your own conclusions from the best swimmer.
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>>41403697
You won't notice it once a month. I assume you're 21+ in a legal state.
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>2 cans of white sips
>1.5 scoops of lime BCAAs
>20cl of vodka
shit tastes cash
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>>41403534
caffeine and alcohol?
you must be shitting and pissing like crazy bro
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>>41403534
Actually sounds good
I'd drink it on a cheat saturday
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>>41403534
>2 cans sips
>vodka
drink water op
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How important are isolation exercises for abs if you're already squatting and deadlifting heavy three times a week?
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>>41403440
Pic on right is my goal
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>>41403460
How far are you into your ftm transition?
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depends how low you wanna get your bf%. if youre at 8% then squats and DL are fine. if youre at 12+% you need isolation
>>41397087
Previous thread over 300 nazi scalps
>Who is /fat/ for?
Fat members of /fit/ who want to lose weight
>Sticky
>Even though it is easier to ask, ignore the read the sticky fags
>Calculate your Body Fat Percentage
http://fitness.bizcalcs.com/Calculator.asp?Calc=Body-Fat-Navy (Gonna need waist/neck measurements)
>Calculate your TDEE (Total Daily Energy Expenditure)
http://www.sailrabbit.com/bmr/
>Plan your weight loss week by week
http://www.losertown.org/eats/cal.php
>Track your calories and macros with MyFitnessPal, works best on smartphones
https://www.myfitnesspal.com/
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>cheat week
>gain 7lbs
what is even the point anymore
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>>41402986
first post fattest post
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>>41402999
Cheat year, gain 100 lbs
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>you will never be alpha enough to make a woman cum just by looking at her eyes
why even lift ?
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>>41402783
Women don't cum
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>>41403242
This. I've fucked over 50 women and not a single one came
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I had some bloodwork done and learned that my T-levels are sitting at 301 ng/dl.
Explains a lot- i've been struggling to progress in the gym for years and have had bouts of severe depression.
Problem is, my doctor wouldn't prescribe TRT because I am just barely inside the "normal" range. The only place near me that will prescribe is an "Anti-Aging Clinic", and they only deal in BioTE pellets.
So, do they work? Are they worth it? Is it fake science?
Can't do it illicitly because my job drug tests regularly.
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Don't do it anon. You can find test about anywhere if you look hard enough. I work in the supplement industry and I have regular customers attempt to solicite pharmas in my business regularly. Dont fuck with pellets
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>>41402055
>Dont fuck with pellets
explain?
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>>41402118
You wont get the results i know youre looking for. My friend did it for low test and it turned out to be a waste of money.
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Can this guy ever fix his fucked up body
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It's not a "guy"
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SS + GOMAD + Test
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>>41401625
yeah, if he ate more and stopped dressing like a complete faggot he might have a chance
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5/11 - INTERNATIONAL MANLET DAY 2017-05-11 03:29:04 Post No.41401570
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5/11 - INTERNATIONAL MANLET DAY
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How are you celebrating international manlet day, /fit/?
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I'm going to kick a manlet so hard in the balls that he won't be able to reproduce.
Not like it matters, women don't want to bang manlets anyways. But it still be funny lel.
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>>41401570
>5/11
It's 11/5 you fucking retard
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>>41401570
by doing this to them
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Anybody lift while depressed?
How to?
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>>41401542
try putting the playdough in the escalator and saving it for lunch later at the casino restroom
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>frogposter
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>>41401542
meditate , no really it's not hippy bull
Why don't you PREP your MEALS /fit/?
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I don't know how
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>>41400446
>wasting a lot of time to eat dry and reheated garbage for entire week
sounds like a great idea
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>>41400457
>wasting time
hehe mm 2 hours to create meals for 5 days is wasting time
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/fraud/ - Injectable Bathtub Chemicals General
Anzu>Azusa Edition
Newfriends: http://reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki
Previous Bread: >>41391489
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>>41400327
Probably Jewish
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>>41400339
>antisemitic
>worships that anzu who is georgian which is a country with lots of jews
how does this make you feel cuck
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>>41400380
There are only 13,000 Jews in Georgia. Majority of them emigrated to Israel. Kys.
I just want to hold her. Why is everyone so mean? Maybe I need to up my AI.
SHAVE
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>>41399945
Just did yesterday, feels good tbqh.
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for some reason, when i shave my pits or balls, i smell 3x more rancid.
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okay