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>>41497550
worlds strongest white guy you mean

>>41497586
Implying black people aren't allowed to compete?

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>>41497625
well the ones that can often choose the more lucrative career in nfl, and the rest either cant because of socio-econimic circumstances (try getting sponsors if you african american) and many hardcore gyms are simply racist towards black lifters. Pic related would lift what the guy in the OP AND what he's lifting while he's lifting it

When is a girl I'm not in a relationship with, looking at my flaccid cawk?

ONS, I'm hard by the time the pants are off, when else?

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>>41497506

Also:

- As female BMI increases penis size matters much more.
- the older she is the less she cares about shoulder-to-hip ratio


http://www.pnas.org/content/110/17/6925.full

>>41497552

> This relationship is nonlinear, however, indicating that the proportional increase in attractiveness begins to decrease after a size of ∼7.6 cm (Fig. 2), which is an under-average penis size based on a large-scale survey of Italian men (39)

As long as your flaccid dick average it is OK

Basically: Dont EVER wear speedos in cold water amongst women

yes

if you eat clean there is NO need to count calories

>>41497397
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>>41497390
>someone, somewhere in the world, ate this literal shit
>and felt lucky
I'll never understand it; even if you totally lack any healthy habits and you've been instructed to love the (((SAD))) (standard american diet),
something, somewhere in your brain, should tell you it's utterly wrong and there's nothing "rewarding" in this "plate"

>>41497328
>a fucking kraut

the age of the strong, masculine male is over in Germany. you have been subdued and neutered. the fight is already over anon, you're simply experiencing the consequences of defeat now.

same thing is happening in a lot of western countries. masculinity is attacked and vilified.

the japs did it first and went all the way. in their country bodybuilding is strongly tied to homosexuality. it's why their male population are a bunch of beta cucks. it got to the point that it's actually hampering the advancement of their nation. that's the end-game.

>>41497328
Powerlifting definitely is seen as low class, oly as hipster and bodybuilding as druggie underclass. BJJ is for middle age Best Buy managers having a mid life crisis.

>>41497420
who gives a fuck what the chinks think ?

>>41497024
Their business has clearly grown since I heard about them 2 years ago as now they claim you need to buy their proprietary "brain octane" oil where they used to just say to use coconut oil. They used to only sell coffee beans. I use organic coffee, grass fed unsalted butter, organic coconut oil.

>>41497024
>organic coffee, grass fed unsalted butter, organic coconut oil
This is absolutely enough. No need to buy the expensive shit from bulletproof.

I don't know how they managed to sell coffee as a brain stimulant and protein shake but their marketing team could teach us all a few things

tl;dr OP is retarded consumer but he fell for the best of them

first for being able to swallow my tummy after i couldn't for a while

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>eat a microwave lasagna yesterday
>340 cals but over 9000 sodium
>still wake up a pound lighter

>watching fitness videos
>find a routine I like
>cool, and good
>want to add cardio / HIIT for off days
>buy an exercise bike
>watch more videos
>"the only cardio machine you'll want to avoid is the stationary bike"

why is the bike bad? It's not one of those recumbent/lean back ones.

>>41496755
No, Keto is one of the most effective fat loss diets, but it's harmful in the long run, so don't do it for too long.

Currently doing Intermittent Fasting and Keto for a 4% cut.

>>41496776
>it's harmful in the long run

shut up you idiot

>>41496783
Make me, fag.

>>41496622
What is Bulimia

>>41496622
>Do I have a problem?
Yes, you're fat and ugly.

>>41496622
Of course you have a problem. You need to get this shit under control. It is not normal to binge like that, almost nobody does that. That's and easy 5000 calories. Assuming your bmr is 2000 you're 500 calories away from having gained a pound of fat.

>>41496598
this is very cute, thanks for sharing OP
have a nice day :)

>>41496598
This is basically me, except I was skinnyfat in HS. After getting married and two kids, really let myself go, weigh in in Feb was 328lbs, and that wasn't even my heaviest.

Went to doc two years ago and they said I was heading for the beetus if I didn't change, I didn't, but still don't have the beetus.

My dad was recently told if he didn't fix his shit they were going to have to start him on Insulin. For some reason this was my wake up call.

Started IF in mid-Feb, been lifting last 8 weeks or so. Down to 278, GW 170. Never going back over 300 as long as I live. Thanks for the motivation anon. This shit is helpful to fat fucks like me.

Also - got my dad started on IF about two weeks ago. His normal blood sugar was like 240-260, yesterday it was in the 90s. Already talking about reducing his medication. feelsgoodman

>>41496598
>Skinnyfat gamer in high school. Lived in a small town so all I did was smoke weed, play guitar and vidya on my free time
>Make a friend who moved from Washington state
>We share a common interest in pot smoking
>He asks, "Anon, when the fuck are you going to start lifting weights?"
>I am skeptical at first, but I decide to go to gym with him
>Teaches me the basics of lifting, however, no barbell training
>Move to different city after highschool.
>Experiment with psychedelic mushrooms and gain massive amounts of self-confidence
>Decide that I will start lifting hard and never go back to my unhealthy stoner lifestyle
>Fastforward 3 years and now I'm aesthetic while studying geological engineering.

Mushrooms, bro.

Fuck. I forgot the link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml9-nJmOw4s&lc=z13tzr0y2mqpehf1w22zt1jxyxjzzxzce.1495076085306721

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Mods, Im OP.

This is a shit thread. Feel free to delete it.

>>41496261
One leg kick and that slender man looking ass nigga would be fucked for life.

nigga looks like he weighs like 110lbs

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>>41496223
So that's what Saitama looks like in real life

>>41496223
If he had an 18 inch neck he would look much better.

>>41497251
this tb h

someone shoop him with a bigger neck

>mfw local WaWa has a 2/$4.22 sale on purp sips.

>>41495600
Delco S I P

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What? Is this still/already/soon availiable in germany? Asking for a very childish friend

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how do I achieve this?

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how do I achieve this?

>>41495556
i don't know, buy him a car?

It's a mental thing. Just don't be a pussy.

>>41495455 (Checked)
So not all the strange noises I hear coming from the bathroom is gayseks?

>>41495455
Watch any proffesional boxer abs training

>>41495238
>faithful
She won't be.

Make it a 7/10 and it's a deal, Kevin

>>41495238
id like to buy a lifeline tom