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>>41499226
Jesus fuck that's a fucking shake

>>41499226
>macros
my favorite meme

no, sage.

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>>41499030

You need to understand that women are not men

Men are highly visual a girl could be boring, lazy and mean and guys would still line up if she looks amazing

Ask yourself what's the male equivalent of that

It's status

A rich powerful man could be a legitimate asshole who looks fucking gross could have any woman they want

But remember it's primarily social status

You can be a broke drug dealer scumbag but if you're a cool guy with lots of friends women exposed to that will line up

>>41499030
Who is this BRAAPPPhog??

>>41497739
Post pics of your chinlet, faggot
You're filling up those size 7 shoes nicely anon

>>41497739
Some people can never bench 2 plate, 2 plate is 225 lbs and that's a lot of weight

>>41497781
are you new to lifting?

>>41497590
No

>>41497590
no

>>41497590
how many scoops?

>misinterpret

can someone post cowboy scooby pictures

>>41497257
>Christians saying gays are going to hell is the exact same thing as muslims throwing them off rooftops or beating them to death with stones
When will this meme end

>>41496800
if i wanted to laugh I'd start a facial aesthetics thread an ask you to reply

>be manlet
>work out
>attract insecure tall girl
>my descendants cuck other people's descendants
That's what I'm working towards

As long as she isn't taller than me I don't care

>>41496472
>And she always says tall women "fill" out more. I.e better curves, legs, ass and legs which she all has.
Shes blatantly lying, tall women are 99% of the time all skinny

thicc girls are usually all short

>>41495855
Try searing it in a pan for 2-3 minutes a side before popping it in the oven for 10-15 at 400

I put three breast in the oven at 450 for 15min each side and it comes out juicy as fug

Put it in a pan until its done
Salt and pepper
Thats it

>>41493821
How i grow my peter pipe?

>>41493891

>How i grow my peter pipe?

Whisper "grow, grow, grow."

>>41493897
Wow you're really helpful

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No need to tell me twice

>>41485632
4 the queen

>>41485632
roll

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>>41484788
Height / weight?

Am I close to making it guys?

>>41484788
>Like? (In a homosexual way... it's cool idgaf)
Take off those pants slut.

>>41484808
Lil more on the pecs and you're gold. Chicks must love you.

Punch her in the face.

Kick her ass

>>41482880

as a manlet, i hate it when women are taller and bigger than me

i feel less of a man

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>>41505390
Tell me about her, why does she have the chair?

>>41505534
Box squat, but with a chair.

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>doesn't matter how much you lift, she isn't coming back

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>tfw had my gym oneitis
>thicc (true thicc, not fat)
>cute
>smart
>nice personality
>kinky in bed
>somehow things went wrong at the end and she left me

I TRIED SO HARD

>>41504876
>I TRIED SO HARD

Found your problem.

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>>41504609
accesories r gud

>>41504609
Chin ups, PULL UPS, dips, and pushups

>>41504609
Yes, you idiot.