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>>42817865
>slay 2 year olds constantl
I m-meant 20 year olds i s-swear

>>42817865
Stay out of the fucking sun is #1

>>42817865
>slay 2 year olds constantly

MODS

big a$$ loads my man

>>42817823
>Test boost supps
you'll lose a ton of weight from your wallet region

>>42817892
>>42817912
yea but is it safe and effective? whats the verdict. its got really good reviews

Moretz(™)

>>42817770
Is this shooped tho?

>>42817812
I always thought it was Mortez for some reason.

fight yourself off of a building

DNP
or if you're too pussy, clenbuterol

>>42817761
DNP, or eat less.

>>42817739
do something like wrestling or football

>>42817739
neck curls.
any other answer is stupid and isnt the most optimal way to build a neck

suck dicks

>>42817684
nigga...

>>42817684
Only on /fit/

>>42817684
0/10 bait

>be /fit/
>not paid millions to lift weights

>>42817753
you think he got paid by never wanting it?
you think making the NFL was an accident?

>>42817679
The guy is a monster. Imagine if he decided to knock people out instead of crushing them. He could shit on anyone

Cardio Cardio Cardio, being tired as fuck will make everything else more difficult.

>>42817492
Make sure you can run, lots.
Most of basic is cardio based with a bit of pushups and pull ups included. Make sure you can do at least 5 pull up and that is all the strength you need for now because they will prepare you for the rest but they expect you to have good cardio from the start.

Read this book.

https://www.amazon.com/Tactical-Barbell-II-Conditioning-Black-ebook/dp/B0143HDCWS

are you sure your creatine isnt laced? Who is your source

>>42817460
ROIDS TAKETH AND GIVETH OR SOME SHIT REMEMBER

>>42817338
>salt water cleansing
what?

Dude don't fart for a few hours, it's not safe. You'll feel so fucking clean afterwards though.

>>42817384
>1 litre of warm water
>3-4 teaspoons of sea salt (non-iodized)
>chug and pray the Lord is watching over you
Essentially gives yourself diarrhea without any of the other nasty symptoms, so flushes everything out of your intestines and then some. No water retention for a few days, no food stuck in your colon, etc etc.
>>42817399
I feel the urge my friend. I must resist.

>>42817236
Then run nigger

Seriously, do a lot of fucking endurance training, I heard RASP is a lot like SOI for us devil doges and boy did I wish I spent more time doing endurance training after that

>>42817259
Air wing master race here. God damn I'm glad I never have to ruck again.

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>>42817386
>tfw Amtracker
>tfw faggot ass grunts made my platoon drive all the way to their little shithole to go on 12 mile humps all the time
>tfw grunts made us go on patrols on deployment because the MEU ran out of funds to get us any JP-8 for the tracks

I will refuse the POG title till the day I die, 2/1 made fucking grunt out of me and I'm still salty about it

>>42817230
>quitting booze

What are you, a poofta?

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>>42817394
Yes but that's besides the point.

I got this problem.

Workouts are so shit after drinking but I love whisky, drink it 2-3 nights a week. I'd drink more if I could get away with it.

Switching to weed works but I can't atm.

OP, if you're drinking socially then you're doing better than the people staying at home so fuck it, as long as you're still gaining drink away. Don't be a no-life lifter.

>>42817171
It's good for you.
5g/day everyday. that's it.

>>42817171
Don't do it bro, think of your family.

>>42817171
Doesn't do shit

>>42817128
FUCKING

SAUCE

>>42817158
Obviously shopped retard.

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>>42817158
here is higher res

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Standing military press with a barbell

>>42817124
made me chuckle

>>42817099
arnold press baybee