Going crazy edition.
How are you holding up anon?
I want kill myself.
Looked at /gif/ yesterday night before bed, but actually got disgusted looking at all that degeneracy and quit before getting a boner. Was close though.
>Literally fapped to bestiality across three screens last night.
>Glory Quest Beast Fuck 13, 41 and Karma 23.
HELP ME
Considering keto, but i have a few questions about it – hard
keto talks about eating mainly fats and proteins with as few carbs as possible and these are the suggested sources of these macronutrients:
>Meats, Leafy Greens, Above ground vegetables, High Fat Dairy, Nuts and seeds, Avocado and berries, Sweeteners, and Other fats
My question is how are you supposed to eat over 100g of fats everyday without carbs?
>milk has carbs
>nuts have carbs
>vegetables have carbs
Essentially the only thing on the list that does not include carbs is the meat, so are you just supposed to eat meat all the time or something?
if so how do you afford that amount of meat?
>>41713894
>– hard
this was not meant to be in the post
Nigga how hard is it to google this shit?
Don't eat carby vegetables.
Eat the ones high in soluble fiber and vitamins.
Eat protein and vegetables. Eat whatever, just don't have carbs. It will be tough transitioning, but your body will feel good after.
There are a lot of recipes out there to make the carby foods you missed with other ingredients, and they taste good.
>there are people in this board that actually believe you need to be fit to have a girlfriend
LMAO!
>>41711040
No. But being fit is being more attractive and it is better for your health so why not?
One must learn to humbly love oneself before they can ever hope to find the true love of another. A relationship without self-respect on the part of each participant is built on a lie.
One cannot humbly love oneself if one treats his or her own body like a dumpster.
>hiring an escort for the day makes her your "gf"
Low quality bait
Who do you lift for /fit/?
>>41709785
This might sound stupid as fuck but.
For my dad and family.
Fucked up high school, need to join military to at least "be something".
So thats why i workout, trying to get as fit as possible for the PT.
the advocatus sancti sepulchri
>>41709785
I lift to live longer and be around for my little son, who suffers from Epilepsy, and for no one else.
what protein powder do you guys use?
and why is it the best?
>>41708439
the one in the middle ALL *clap* DAY *clap* EVERY *clap* DAY *clap*
I use the cheapest one that Walmart sells. I dont even look at the brand
>>41708439
Gold standard whey because it's all I've used and results.
But what's the point -edition
A thread for the discussion of the sport of weightlifting and all things related. Keep the insults and shitposting to a minimum.
>If you are new to weightlifting please read these first and check the other sources they link to before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/1HgVcGam
http://pastebin.com/wCXeXfkk
http://www.chinfl.blogspot co.uk/2013/07/how-into-weightlifting.html
http://www.reddit.com/r/weightlifting/wiki/faq
>The information that you are looking for is probably in the above links.
That includes routines, shoes, information on the lifts, etc. Check out the pastebins for literature or the reddit faq for general information.
Included in this youtube playlist are videos related to weightlifting which you may find useful or insightful:
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Let's bring /owg/ back to its glory guys, pls
making great gains on a vegan diet now. Not gonna go back.
t. 78kg BW 112 sn/135 cj
>>41693528
Don't. I'm on a plant based diet too, and making the same gains as before. On the plus side i feel like i have more energy due to more carbs.
What is /owg/'s opinion on brush vs bang style? My coach is a bit nazi about the brush style (bar almost sliding along thighs and not making a contact sound at all or it's just a delicate sound). Really something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLiyvZOfA-s&t=154s
I feel like i have more control of the bar this way, but i also feel like it robs some power away because you use hips to a less extent
Then again with more bang i feel like the bar swings away easier, but i'm more snappy and get the bar higher, something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muoqJ6FzpUk&t=35s
thoughts?
I was a much fatter fuck than I am currently
>see pic
And I've made decent gains and am decently strong for my 190cm frame. Why did my giant child bearing hips and love handles stay.
>>41725915
you are still fat. you can clearly see it around your stomach and your boobs. you look like around 25% bf. keep cutting and lifting heavy and once you get a bigger chest you'll look much better
t. someone who looked the same
>>41725915
honestly you look a little wonky upon closer inspection but I don't think the average normie is going to care too much. I have the exact same problem as you and though I will probably never look like chad or zyzz I still get positive comments, attention, etc.
>>41725915
You were given the gift of child bearing hips and you fucked it all by becoming a fat cunt. What a wasted opportunity to become a trap.
>forgive me /o/ for I have sinned
Just ate half this cake raw.
>>41722811
It's fine bro. We all sin sometimes. I've been sinning for 3 days now but not leaving the house and just playing tekken.
>>41722811
Why did you do that?
>>41722827
kinda disappointed i didnt buy the new motorcycle i wanted mixed in with 3 straight weeks of super strict healthy eating 1000 calories below my TDEE
So today I was in the middle of my third ever gym session. As I was leaving I tripped down the last step leading to the exit. I was tired from working out and feeling sad for other reasons. An employee says to me "first time here?" with a smirk on his face. It made me really mad, but I am not sure if it was supposed to be a friendly joke. New to the whole gym culture. I went directly to mcdonalds and ordered 4 mcdoubles and 4 mcchickens, ate them all in the parking lot. I have browsed fit for years for the memes and eventually realized I should stop killing
myself with my degenerate lifestyle, but every interaction in this gym so far is tainted by greentexts that relate to the situation I am in at the moment.
How do I just work out and be myself without thinking about falcons and manlet pits? Should I find a new gym?
go to the gym and squat 5plates 5x5.
everybody will respect you after that.
bonuspoints when you squat completly naked
grow a thicker skin, you're going to be lifting baby weight for months and if you ate 8 burgers in one sitting getting in shape will take even longer
If you can't take a employee trying to be friendly, he was probably smiling you fuck, just give up and keep on being a fat piece of shit
How did you survive high school? Grow a thicker skin or kys you nigger
Can I get a body fat % estimate? Just Shaved to get a better idea of how I look. Feels weird. Any tips/areas to focus?
I'll post a couple more so you can get a better idea.
>>41725608
height/weight?
>>41725619
I thought ass was a thing only men are attracted to. Then, it turns out women also love nice asses on men. and most chads i know irl have nice asses, no homo
>>41724604
If you want to be a Chad, you gotta
>wear yoga pants
>>41724739
Nah, you need to do Squats to get a SLAYER ASS
>>41724604
If you want to be a Chad, you gotta
>do ballet
Is stronglifts 5x5 good for someone who has been lifting for 11 months but has made super shitty progress doing bro splits? I'm talking like under 1 plate bench
>>41724101
mhm
>>41724125
Also why does SL want me to start so light on the lifts?
Do PPL
Tell me yours. Here is mine
https://youtu.be/5omQAGj3YH8
>>41720613
I don't have anything to share.
I just wanted to say, you're gonna make it. Keep up the good work brah.
Ate less with zero exercise for about six months to achieve what you see in pic. Since then I've started bulking and doing SS, feels good. I love my new sober lifting life.
>>41720640
thanks wholesome brah. We will all make it
About drinking water what you guys think, when is to too much? Or theres no such thing as too much of it?
Ive seen that some people drink like 9l per day, i can hit like 4l max and forcing alot.
Also going to the bathroom every 20mins cant be that good.
And theres anything proved that theres benefits, ive reed a few stuff about it but seems like everyone has different thoughts.
Why would anyone drink that much water? Don't tell me you fell for the
>If you're thirsty you're dehydrated meme
>motivating yourself to drink fucking water
Who does this shit?
2 to 3 liters is enough for almost everyone
>Blocks your path
What to do?
ask for handjob.
nut
>>41719156
rape her as I am man and no matter how out of shape I am I will still be stronger