Any /fit/ women on this board? How can I get in shape but still keep my curvy figure like pic related?
Not hard. Read sticky. Do squats for a bigger ass. And strengthen the pectoral muscles for bigger tits, even push ups will help for that - google.
Less calories than you take in to lose weight. Eat more fiber - it will take more space in your stomach and make you full faster. Assuming you're a burger I guess you don't eat any fiber at all.
>>41757454
That woman is very fat and unattractive
>>41757575
Her stomach is a bit bulky and she's a nigress, but other than that she's ok. At least her hair isn't fucked up.
>IM THE NEW ZYZZ NOW! LOOK AT ME
What does /fit/ think of these 4 specimen, do they live up to their hype?
Seid is just a meme and that is all he will ever be. The last two are literally who's. Connor Murphy is kinda cool, he lives in the same town as me, and the one video I saw of his I kinda laughed, but definitely not zyzz.
Skywalker looks TOO juiced to be like zyzz. Zyzz looked juiced but not like that. Seid is probably the best with Murphy coming in a close second. David Laid looks natural.
Sky walker smokes and his abs are fucked up. He's totally fake.
Laid is a curbro with a disgusting bitch face.
Connor Murphy is just a whore
Jeff Seid is the king of aesthetics
That being said though there are a lot of better physiques that don't get as much attention online just because certain guys never learn how to cultivate an internet following. Most of the men's physique guys look great (aside from the baby faced negros) yet normies don't know who they are
Which is harder; getting shredded or getting built?
building muscle is harder than losing fat.
only disgusting fat fucks disagree
>>41756857
depends if you're starting skinny or large
is it me or do most girls at the gym have ATP?
>>41756310
They're just sticking their asses out to show off
>>41756310
I have this subtly, it looks like I'm thicc
There's a correlation between nterior pelvic tilt and sensory processing disorder
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sensory_processing_disorder
What routine for this look?
anavar
ss
>>41755756
>>41755759
Take your pick, OP, both are correct.
Was self conscious about gyno, spent two years getting fit
You can either be a fatty with tits or a total hunk with tits
You still have the tits at the end of the day
IMO not worth it, could have been learning an instrument or finance this whole time
Go on raloxifene and get rid of gyno
>>41755452
i'm fat but i have gyno (i can lactate somewhat) so theres really no incentive for me to lose weight, feelsbadman
>>41755618
Is this possible?
>someone forgot to turn on the overhead press machine
>>41755434
yeah that was me, sorry you cant reach the switch manlet but i dont want you touching my equipment
>the squat rack isn't plugged in
The pistons on the bench press are broken
I have heard bro splits aren't great for naturals because you're only hitting a muscle group once per week. Currently doing PPL but I don't feel like I can incorporate enough volume for my chest into the push day.
Whats the general consensus for natties?
Links to articles would be awesome.
>>41755171
Full body 3-4x week
or upper-lower, U L x U L x
>>41755171
PPLPPLPPLPPLetc is quite good
the less rest days the better
>>41755219
Does full body allow enough recovery time? Assuming you would go one day on one day off
What is the biggest fitness redpill?
Girls don't care about muscles on a guy.
Lifting doesn't cure autism
Getting a /fit/ body makes you realize how shallow this world is. People are generally nicer to you. If you were the average joe, people wouldn't give two shits about your existence.
>>41754600
>Girls don't care about muscles on a guy.
Just like guys like big tits and phat ass, girls like muscle on guys
>>41754600
>makes you realize how shallow this world is. People are generally nicer to you. If you were the average joe, people wouldn't give two shits about your existence.
Agree
Ugly people have it very bad in this world, girls are very mean to you without you doing nothing
Posting or reading /fit/ reduces your mental, financial, and penile gainz rendering all the hard work you did this week "moot"
>Tell friend I'm getting into weightlifting
>he keeps sending me this faggot's videos and quoting them constantly.
Who over the age of 12 finds this shit funny?
This isn't funny it's fact
>>41754542
I'm 29 and I find it funny.
>>41754542
normies think that the videos are unironic and that there isn't a character being played
Rate my routine, /fit/. Hits each muscle group once per week, and an additional time per week with a minor focus. I find it helps me to only hit once per week rather than twice.
For OHP/Bench/Squats though, should I do 3x5 or 5x5?
Monday: Chest & Abs
3x4-6 Flat Bench
3x4-6 Incline Bench
3x6-8 Incline Dumbell Bench
3 ab circuits: Move directly down no rest, then rest 2-3 minutes between
3x10-15 Weighted Crunches
xF Unweighted Exercise (Hanging Leg Raise)
xF Unweighted Exercise (Chair Leg Raise)
Tuesday: Back & Calves
3x4-6 Deadlift
3x4-6 Rows
3x6-8 Lat Pulldown
3x4-6 Standing Calf Raise
3x6-8 Seated Calf Raise
Wednesday: Shoulders & Abs
[5?] 3x4-6 OHP
3x6-8 Lateral Side Raise
3x6-8 Rear Delt Raise
3 ab circuits: Move directly down no rest, then rest 2-3 minutes between
3x10-15 Weighted Crunches
xF Unweighted Exercise (Hanging Leg Raise)
xF Unweighted Exercise (Chair Leg Raise)
Thursday: Legs
3x4-6 Squat
3x6-8 Barbell (DB?) Lunges
3x6-8 Leg Press
3x8-10 Leg Press Calf Raise
3x12-15 Seated Calf Raise
Friday: Arms & Abs
3x8-10 Incline Barbell Bench
3x6-8 EZ Curl
3x6-8 Tricep Pushdowns
3x6-8 Rope Curls
3 ab circuits: Move directly down no rest, then rest 2-3 minutes between
3x10-15 Weighted Crunches
xF Unweighted Exercise (Hanging Leg Raise)
xF Unweighted Exercise (Chair Leg Raise)
>>41754201
what kind of guy does a girl like this date?
>>41754201
I have a hunch you've never set foot in a gym before and you have no idea how hard this routine is going to be.
do you still drink alcohol or is it a gains killer?
>>41753984
Gains killer. If the sheer amount of shit in beer or mixed drinks doesn't kill your body, the side effects will
Horrible hangovers, addiction, loss of motivation, etc. don't do it
>>41753984
Depends, I won't drink beer often but I'll have rakija like every couple of days
It kills the gains but at it also kills the autism
Previous thread
>>41745660
Who is /fat/ for?
Fat members of /fit/ who want to lose weight
>Sticky
>Even though it is easier to ask, ignore the read the sticky fags
>This is not QTDDTOT, ask questions about fat loss but use that thread for general questions
>Calculate your Body Fat Percentage
http://fitness.bizcalcs.com/Calculator.asp?Calc=Body-Fat-Navy (Gonna need waist/neck measurements)
>Calculate your TDEE (Total Daily Energy Expenditure)
http://www.sailrabbit.com/bmr/ (complex)
http://www.fitnessfrog.com/calculators/tdee-calculator.html (simple)
>Plan your weight loss week by week
http://www.losertown.org/eats/cal.php
>Track your calories and macros with MyFitnessPal, works best on smartphones
https://www.myfitnesspal.com/
First for praying for an excuse to wear sweaters and jackets
Reminder discord is cancerous garbage and should be avoided at all costs.
There is literally nothing wrong with ground chicken shrimp fajitas and homemade cookies.
As long as I'm under my calories it doesn't matter.
Yet one of you is going to knock it down.
Is it normal to have a bit of bleeding after first use? The bleeding has stopped now and it wasnt much.
Also hit a squat PR so id say these things definitely work
You didn't just stick it in like a retard did you? Did you use MCT oil?
>>41753166
You've been sized up wrong. You're either gunna have to reset, not squat for a month and use a smaller plug, or push through and use the larger one straight up. Be warned though, if you start larger you have to keep scaling it up every few months, otherwise you become too loose to keep it in.
What are some hobbies you guys are into. I want to get into Judo but don't want to fuck up my shoulder.
Into guitar but not a lot of interest since I just play rhythm.
>>41753136
Nothing besides lifting and running
I would like to get into rowing and kayaking and that kind of shit. Hiking would be cool. Too bad I live in a landlocked suburb. I could kayak on the reservoirs but I don't really have the equipment or the means to transport it.
Would also like to learn boxing or karate but just don't have the energy between work and working out.
I used to play video games all the time but I've lost all interest in them. Same with TV/Netflix save a handful of shows.
Gotta find some hobbies too.
>>41753136
I want to lick her feet
>>41753136
My hobbies:
>Lifting (duh)
>Spending time with my wife and kid
>Riding my motorcycle
>Having a beer with friends
>Playing guitar