Non-Americans will not understand this
>lose calories
>gain them right back
>forces people to come back to the gym again and again because today was all for nothing
I wonder who could be behind this.
>>41853451
>when this is your gym
You bro's don't understand the struggle when its pizza night
the jew in me wants to grab 6 slices
>>41853451
Haha this is for real. I fucking love this country.
Give advice to other anons who ask questions!
>>41846803
I think you should lift more and eat more.
I know you guys aren't doctors, but I'll ask anyway
>be in car wreck, strain back a little bit
>2 days later
>squatting 225 3x6
>back starts to feel pretty weak after that set, but I go to do my deadlifts anyway
>load up 135 for a warm up
>bend over and grab the bar
>snap my shit as soon as I begin the pull
>drop the bar and waddle out of the gym
Intense, sharp pain about my right glute for a few seconds. It was a tearing, cracking sensation. Sharp pain went away within 2 days. A month later, I still get radiating pain above my right glute and down to my foot when I sit or lie down, but it is mild. Standing and walking completely relieves the pain.
I've deadlifted up to 275 for a triple since the injury occurred, and everything feels fine during the movement, but I'll get moderate, dull back pain for the next 3 days afterward.
Is this a herniated disc or something else?
>>41846897
1. Go see a doc
2. Get an MRI
Why the fuck aren't you guys taking spin classes yet?
>great cardio (500-800 cals)
>hot chicks in every class
>great leg workout when adding resistance
>staring at the girls ass in front of you
>low guy ratio because most guys think they'll be labeled as faggots if they do it
Give me one good reason why you don't take spin classes
>>41872719
There are none in my gym.
>>41872742
Go to a separate studio that is dedicated to spin classes only. They are everywhere in suburban and urban areas.
>>41872719
>500-800 cals
>They claim to burn more than what a regular man burns running a 10k.
>all in like 30 minutes of screwing around on a stationary bike
Is this kid fucking serious
Can lifting fix the feminization of the modern male?
>>41872483
should just inject the faggots with test
>>41872483
>implying this isn't for his own good
>>41872483
To be honest, if I were that dudes wife (no homo) I wouldn't want to sire offspring with him either. Look at the faggot. He just reeks of desperation. Wife will divorce him, live a cashed up life and fuck younger dudes.
What is the closest thing to roids that aren't roids/have harmful side effects?
>>41872361
Progressive overload training
there's literally nothing. the power gap is comically large between the two. and it's exactly what the above poster said.
metal
I think I just got memed out of the only gym in my area. How do I recover?
>>41872247
What happened?
>>41872247
you gonna tell us
>>41872355
well I didnt get kicked out but I pretty much left as quickly as possible. I doubt any gym attendants noticed only other gym goers. So Im not banned, but I am afraid to go in and they will be waiting to ban me.
Think if I start wearing a sort of disguise they will not remember me? For example a hoodie, some large glasses. Maybe some sort of glue on facial hair?
I BIT INTO A FISH OIL PILL BECAUSE I DIDNT THINK THE TASTE WOULD BE THAT BAD
>>41872134
Well done retard
>>41872134
was it bad?
You are a fucking idiot.
holy shit, I've eaten today:
breakfast:
>2 eggs, scrambled
>toast with peanut butter
lunch:
>skyr with granola & scoop of protein mixed in
dinner:
>260 grams of chicken
>190 grams sweet potato
>100 grams of broccoli
>all baked/roasted with a bunch of olive oil and other stuff on it
snack:
>2 scoops of whey protein
yet I'm still ~1000 calories under my goal and it's 10pm
how do you guys do it
jesus christ
Nuts & cheese, fuckboy
>>41871927
snack:
>2 scoops
found ur problem senpai
>chicken (assuming lean tendies)
>no ice cream or milk anywhere
youre not gonna make it
What would your life be like without a cell phone, a computer, a tablet, television, videogames, college and fitness?
If you don't use any of these thing, how it is?
>>41871569
>no cellphone, computer, or tablet
I get fired from my job as a doctor because I can't access the hospital's electronic medical record. Without income, my med school loans smother me and I live a life of anxiety and financial insecurity. I flee the Western world and practice medicine in central Africa, where I provide services in exchange for bush meat.
I also would like to know, thinking of doing a digital detox. it would be liberating.
>>41871569
I want to see Bess Kalb take a big black cock in her pussy. I would literally pay upwards of $1000 for a video/scene of her tiny pussy getting ripped open by a humongous 12 inch black dick. I want to hold her hand while she moans "sweetie" or "honey" "I'm so getting pregnant from this" as she takes a full load from a muscular black man. Ughhhh hnggggg oh emm gee I want this so bad please make this happen Bess!
You have 10 seconds to act like a fat """"""""""person""""""""""
>>41871408
woo so proud to be american
>>41871408
>puts on two shirts
>>41871408
CLEAN MY LEGS!!!
>>41871409
POO
Hello /fit/izens, I need to lose 50 lbs fast. Real fast. I made a post on /adv/ basically stating im not living life like i want to live and i want to move. How do i lose 50 lbs in like 2.5 months? And yes i do acknowledge overtraining.
Intake less calories than you burn.
>>41871140
go to /fa/ and find the "thinspo" thread. ask there. literally skellitins
DNP and 75% TDEE intake
you will feel like you're dying (and you pretty much are), but that's pretty much the only way you can lose fat that fast
Why do girls suddenly like DYEL Korean boys with cute faces?
They like them the say way people like puppies and kittens
They're cute and non threatening. Real men won't be going out of fashion any time soon.
>>41871086
*tips fedora*
They don't. You just don't get any attention from girls bc you're ugly
My shoulders are 42cm (16.5") wide, for a 180cm (5'11) height.
Is there even a point in lifting? Are there any examples of anyone who made it with such narrow shoulders? Or should I just kys myself?
>>41871060
Do you shower in the gym?
>>41871081
I feel like this question is some kind of setup.
What is even considered wide for shoulders anyway? 48cm and above?
I want this shit out of my life, problem is way back I used this as a way to quit smoking, I just replaced a unhealthy vice with another so now I'm sort of compelled almost by reflex to drink it.
Does anybody have suggestions of beverages that can replace it? I already drink shit tonnes of water so its not as if this is replacing water in my diet its just I drink it compulsively even if I don't want to be drinking it.
People have suggested soda water to me but that makes me dry wretch when I try drink it, same with mineral water.
Any suggestions?
>>41871013
replacing it with a healthier alternative is a good start, I started out with juice (even though it isn't exactly healthy either" and then alter made the transition to tea, now I stick to tea and water.
>>41871013
just go cold turkey you fucking bitch. fuck is wrong with you. stop spending your hard earned money on that shit.
>>41871034
I was thinking Juice, but like you said Juice just has way more sugar in it so its not exactly much better for you.
>be me
>start my first test cycle
>finally gonna make it
>throw my back out in week three
>agonizing pain
>cant walk for a week
>finally get better
>still cant squat
>legs are falling behind now
>try to just do what I can
>make the best out of it
>dont want to snap my shit up again
>week 7 finally feeling good man.jpg
>girlfriend breaks up with me
>cant eat
>cant sleep
>shit workouts
>tfw losing gains while on gear
Hold me /fit/
>>41870984
Why would you keep doing your cycle if you injured yourself so soon into it?
>>41871007
I only bought enough for a 10 week cycle ,so I decided to keep pinnin and I would extend my cycle to 12 weeks so I bought another 3 weeks supply of test
>tfw is got seized at customs
>cant even extend my cycle now
>kill me now
>pic related is the seizure letter
>>41870984
Anon you're fucking retarded
You should have dropped the dosage to TRT on week three and just cruised until you were better. 10 weeks blast is enough for 20-40 weeks cruise depending how much you were taking.
And 10 weeks is fucking pitiful anyway, you should at least do 15 unless you get to 10 and think you're gucci