anon, you've been going to the gym for 4 years now and you still don't have abs. why is that?
what do you mean? I've always had visible abs, even as a kid. that's the perk of being really tall and skinny.
cuz cutting is for scrubs
>>41842940
also, wtf? I've only worked out in the gym since last year. what made you think I had only worked out for four years?
Am I doing it right
>>41842869
nice hairline, faggot. kys yourself.
>>41842869
1 month of what?
sucking dick?
if you mean lifting you obviously forgot the other two months who got you those noob gains
yeah i know you are doing it "serious" since 1 month now
fuck off white boi
>>41842869
Are you Australian?
>tfw gf want to do instagram rutine
Why can't normies just do SS + Gomad?
>>41842845
Anyone who isn't enthusiastic about a particular hobby or occupation will do the bare minimum to get by. Tldr normies don't care about your autistic hobby
She wants to lift to "tone up" to either impress Chad and ditch your sorry ass, or because she actually likes your sorry ass and wants to get your approval
The reason she won't do a proper routine is that the magazines don't push it because it's hard, and you don't lead by example because you are dyel
Tldr you are dyel, go lift
>>41842953
>She try to impress me by saying how she gonna start lift
>tells me she gonna make a program on her own, which include adductur and smithmachine
Want to shut up, but can't take it anymore!
>369
Hi /fit/.
I would like to know, how can i improve my reflexes?
Since now, thanks.
>>41842763
3x12 fallovers (catch yourself)
>emaciated stick twig
>been doing bicep curls, 2 arm tricep extensions, shrugs and bent over rows with these 28 lb dumbbells i have
will i ever make it fit? the sad thing is i actually see some change in my arm size, from stick to a slightly more bulging stick
>>41842696
>twig
>28lb db curls
Stop swinging them. And no, read the fucking sticky.
What does it take to feel fulfilled in life
Will I ever be happy and content
Not possible
Give up on those things, live is suffering.
>>41842686
>is the ripe old age of 18
>I AM NOT HAPPY AND CONTENT, WOE IS ME
You're still a BABBY, and you're a DUMB BABBY to boot. Try finishing growing up first, before you complain about your life not being what you think it should be.
>Special Snoflakes who cry when they don't get handed everything they think they should have in life
>tfw you realise lifting doesn't make you as muscular as you imagined it would
Either my expectations were way too high when I first began 5 years ago, or natty gains are just that "meh" by default
workout smarter. rest more. eat more. check test levels. roid.
also, post old and current body
Do you train hypertrophy? I noticed my muscles really started popping when I would do light sets on machines until I was exhausted each set
/fit/ you lied to me you said workout and train to look good but I look like crap
I only look good in the gym or home when I flex
>pic related ITS ME
>pic is not before/after its all taken at same minute of same day
>>41842601
Cut and fix your posture.
Welcome to being natty you fucking faggot. I hope your enjoy spending years on your lifestyle change before starting to actually look good.
Wahh i only put in 20 percent in doing something and i dont look like a profesional bodybuilder. Cut you fat pig
Anon (pic related) posted this on another thread but vanished. I'm quite new to this and would like to know what kind of workout routine/daily calorie intake is needed to achieve this sort of look? I've just finished college so have loads of free time. I have a pull up bar, a bench press unit and a 100lb dumbbell set. Help would be much appreciated!
>>41842597
lift big eat big cut big
>>41842597
read sticky
>what kind of workout routine
for a beginner it doesn't matter. all that matters is that you are consistent. start with either SS (pure strength) or Candito linear (strength/hypertrophy). if you pick SS you will get strong very fast but won't build much muscle. with candito the progress will be slower but you will build much more muscle since it has lots of accessory work in it.
if you care about LOOKS more than you do about STRENGTH pick candito linear as your starting program, otherwise SS. if you piick SS read the book and don't forget to also do chinups, dips (if you can), curls, and lying tricep extensions.
once you stall you reduce the weight by around 10% and try to continue. when you stall for the 3rd time you're done with beginner routines. don't waste your time on them. almost everyone spends too much time on beginner routines. don't be that guy and switch to intermediate one once that happens. if you don't you are just wasting your time.
there are tons of intermediate routines but from the top of my head
>candito 6 week (strength/hypertrophy)
>the journey (strength/hypertrophy)
>26 free (many variations)
>clutz intermediate
>texas method (amazing for squat/deadlift but sucks for upper body)
>daily calorie intake
varies wildly from person to person. height/weight/activity all plays a role. calculate your TDEE and eat around 250-300 above to slowly gain muscle.
if you are over 15% bf cut down to around 12% first before you start to bulk. once you bulk never go above 15-18%. then just repeat the process. of cutting and slow bulking. do some cardio after lifting to minimize fat gain and you can virtually bulk for entire year before you have to cut.
when you cut never lose more than 1% of your BW per week. 0.7% if optimal if you want to retain most of your strength.
you don't need supplements. all you need is clean food (cut soda and garbage or minimize it to 1x/week) and SLEEP. 9-10h of sleep is NECESSARY for good progress.
>>41842807
Cheers anon, but I was wondering more along the lines of actual exercises to incorporate into a workout routine. As i said, im pretty new to this all so amy pointers would be appreciated
A room full of adults decided that this photoshoot was a good idea
>40 lbs iso curls
fucking pleb
>>41842577
fake news
>>41842582
are you calling me fake news
>>41842589
yes
The question is... Do I dare
>>41842468
dare what ? shoving it in your ass ?
>>41842688
he wants 2 shoot bigger loads
Has anyone else been struggling to improve the bench press? Why is it harder for some people to improve it. I've been stuck with the same weight for months now. Has anyone else got the same problem? Have you eventually improve it and how did you do it?
>>41842407
same here. stuck on bench and press for the past 4 months. inb4 eat more
>>41842420
what's your height? I know it's harder for taller people
>>41842407
>For some reason bench was always a weak point 4 me too.
>PR was 255 lbs in HS
>Played football
>was 5'10" ~195-210 lbs
>worked out w/ a friend (@ that time) that seemed to improve fast.
>he was prob ~5"11" ~same weight
>his best was ~275 lbs (@ that time)
>might seem stupid but I remember him "visualizing" & doing the bench movement (w/ out bar), deeply inhaling & exhaling, right before doing the actual reps.
>not too long ago, read somewhere that "visualizing" actually helps.
>maybe that's what helped him
Sup /fit/
So I'm a 19 y/o that started lifting in Jan this year and made a little progress but ultimately I want to get bigger in terms of size. A read some threads here on the subject and they all went a little something like "eat big, lift big".
I keep losing weight, like 6 Kgs in 4 months and I eat normally. What should I be eating so that I can keep the unhealthy shit away yet still gain weight AND muscle? Anyone got any good bulking meal plans?
>>41842379
lots of greek yogurt
easy 46 g protein there if you eat a serving for breakfast and a serving for "dessert"
>>41842396
What an dumbshit advice for someone struggeling to gain weight are you mentally handicapped ?
>>41842396
yogurt? are you serious?
Pic related is me, fully flexing. About how long would it take me to get back to normal person levels just by doing pull-ups, chin-ups, and variations of those, with a balanced diet and everything?
>inb4 noodle arms
Yeah, I know.
Shoo spooky skeleton!
>>41842364
None, because average people don't exercise
>>41842364
none of those work your arms apart from deadman hangs
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