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>>42851162

>>42851162
Totals?

>>42851188
yeah

>>42850371
>>42850371
>>42850371

more like rebecca KURWA amirite

What's the bare minimum total I need to be considered a powerlifter

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how the fuk am i supossed to eat 1600 calories? i feel like shit. I'm 5'6'',208lbs

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YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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Is dick gain real thing?

>>42849671
Bet you her prices are insane.

>>42849671
I have a story, dunno if its fps story

>be 13 year old me, overweight but not quite obese
>start attending an all boys highschool where I get bullied a lot
>not really any proper friends so I spend a lot of time by myself or talking to teachers
>my Latin teacher (we had to take Latin or History) was an obese woman in her 50s or 60s
>she talked to me a lot and I think felt bad for me
>always punishes my bullies over the top and does whatever she can to help me
>honestly begin to see her as a mother figure and enjoy spending time with her (my mum died when I was an infant)
>this goes on for the first half or so year of highschool
>we would eat lunch together and sometimes she'd even go to the local McDonalds to get my some lunch
>one day she says she needs help moving some furniture and she'll pay me good money
>happy to do it because like I said shes like a mother to me so I get in her car afterschool
>arrive at her house, she leads me into her bed room
>molests me
>without going in to detail it's pretty much what you'd expect
>feel ashamed but also dont want to dissapoint her so this goes on for a couple years
>eventually move to another city and never see her again
>end up getting /fit/ in highschool and not sure what to think of the situation

she was like 350 pounds at least, hard to know the exact figure. Wasn't pleasurable at all

>>42849963
getting /fit/ in college*

You always were, facial hair doesn't change bone

it's nice to hear you improved your looks, OP

Never shave clean, a man should have at least a bit of facial hair.

Unless of course you have shit genetics or your job doesn't allow it.

>zing

>>42846717
Why are you seeking "ejactuation gains" if you never get laid? Seems pointless to me bro

I run something similar and can recommend. I am now at nearly uncomfortable amounts and 2ply can no longer contain me even with security folds

>>42846582
Bump for foods

>>42846582
>crockpot
my niggah
With a slow cooker mealprep is easy mode. Made a big thing of black bean soup the other day, kickass macros and tastes great.
Potato onion soup with lots of cream is pretty close to the perfect bulking food I'm, so easy to eat like 1000 cals of it

>>42847000
>Potato onion soup with lots of cream is pretty close to the perfect bulking food

Could you post your recipe? I'm not cutting for long and plan on gettin my winter bulk started in around 60 days.
>tfw Texas winter only lasts 3 months at the latest.

>trying to get likes on social media
you're a complete faggot bro

>>42846296
>trying to get likes on tinder and bumble

.... do you know what these apps are for you underaged twat?

>thinks women are total whores and like anyone who doesn't wear a shirt

You must be gay

Because of baldness?

>>42845946
just overall better aesthetics imo

>>42845940
IF this is real you look absolutely massive dude gud work

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Full Rick. Not even joking

Try to go for the chill look if you wanna get the girls. Baggy jeans, and a dirt band T-shirt. If it's winter, throw on an over-sized hoodie for the really chill look. Girls need to know they can kick it cool with you.

I always laugh when I see girls put those hoodies tied to their waist thinking everyone is staring at their ass. Relax your ass isn't that special.

hmmm

>>42845208
why do manlets always do meme exercises?

>>42845353
he's just training to shovel himself out of the shit

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2 eggs sunny side up
4 oz of chourico (portuguese sausage similar to chorizo)

every day
7 days a week
52 weeks a year

>>42844570
heart disease

Some retard will claim that >>42844576 is wrong.

The same retard will probably says that >>42844560 is a "bowl of sugar"

>>42844184
lol, no

>>42844184
Aesthetic legs are aesthetic..
Stop using this word wrong

>>42844184
Proportionate, not looking bulkier than the upper body, strong and toned but not huge

A man should look like an Y imho

post cock

>>42843663
n-no homo

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>5'10 king of manlets
>not too retarded
>not too ugly
>great hair genetics
>thick good-looking legs (even back when I didn't lift)

>shit teeth
>no so great facial hair genetics; can't grow a beard at 23
>banana-shaped 5-incher with phimosis
>wide, child-bearing hips even with low bf %

>>42842390
>thinking it will take anyone 6 or 7 months to be in summer shape.
Good God you must be either completely retarded or a fat fucking whale. I weighed 185 dropped 8% bf in a month without even hardly trying to get down to sub 7% for a friends wedding. Literally easiest shit I've ever done plus i didnt lose any muscle mass becase i still ate a shit loaf of protein.

>>42842590
summer in australia you fucking soft headed dolt

>>42842922

>Australia
>relevant

lol half you cunts would die of melanoma if you took your shirt off what's the point