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N-n-no, sorry.

*walks away*

>Sis, why do you always have to say silly stuff like that?

Why are pretty women in wheel chairs so attractive?

>>42041689
Why do you post this thread every single day?

>>42041889
You come here too often

>>42041889
He posts the same photos, too. He's like that obnoxious vegan guy.

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I don't know. I never had a gf.

>>42041623

If they're normies that don't play any sports or do any type of athletic activity, they get jealous of your lifting gains

>>42041623
No. She starts feeling inadequate and if you play it like an alpha she will do everything you ask for to regain her place as a bottom botch. You just need to keep frame and imply you have broaden your choices of women. She will get jealous tho but you need to remain in your frame or else ur cucked.

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Start doing this program

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>Percentage-based programs are flawed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84FaroGrPZU&feature=youtu.be

Unless you're intermediate or lower. Then it doesn't matter, just lift and quit being a pussy.

>>42039591
your plan is to nicely ask people if they like it, then let them leave if they dont? what happens when 99.9% of the people say they dont like it? do you leave yourself and make your own country, or do you some how (with the military strength of all 14 people who agree with you) remove the 99.9%?

also its literally impossible for the views of 20 people to represent the views of the country accurately

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>>42039377
This is the look a lot of women prefer. I lift for myself tbqh

Why do you lift for girls?

Lift to be strong and scary anon.

>>42039426
This. My objective is to be as close to Azog as possible.

OP, college sluts daily mire my joocy lats and traps, besides, if you are big as fuck you feel extremely confident and that's a huge factor.

>the gym ranger asks you to keep your protein shake locked away

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>nobody cleaned the communal squat plugs
>gym guards shoot you for not taking off your towel in the shower

Bad workout

>>42039343
Get a life

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What's your go-to for sneaking M into festivals? Shoes?

Also what's some good rave gear to buy, thinking about buying a camelback.If anyone else is going to il-sonique in Montreal lemmme know.

FUAARRKK.

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>>42039076
>be aesthetic
>bang 5s and 6s
This is the life of most aesthetic kids I know too. When will they take the green pill?

>>42039159
Camelbacks are clutch to have, keep your belongings and water in an easy to reach place and keep your hands free.
Sneaking drugs in, i'd just put it in my underwear desu. Sometimes shoes are checked, but rarely.
Sunglasses are nice to have on hand in case the lights on stage get too bright.
Breathable clothes, or a button down so you can open it up a bit are nice too for keeping cool.

Not him

Cavaliere1961

>>42036295
What's that weird guy's name. Old man, always has a beanie and a soft voice.

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>>42036110
Remember everyone interested in /thicc/ becoming a general, filter it to the top of the catalog

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Sorry lads. My powerlifting coach wants me to go down a weight class. At the next weight class down I'll be 10% bf and won't be thicc anymore technically. I'm already getting less attention from dudes and more from women. Sorry I've let you done thicc brahs.

>>42037736
Dont worry bro
Get nice lifts in your next meet and then bulk

>>42034999
I saw a picture of her holding one of those new iPhones and it looked about 10" long in her hands, the phones are 5.5".

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Let's see it

>pump on my dick and am at 7 inches now
don't lie on the internet please

>>42033722

How many times have you came in your sleep and had to get up in the middle of the night to change your underwear and go to the bathroom and clean up?

>>42033736
Around 4 times, doesn't feel like a relapse though. Nocturnal emmison keep on the mission, hands on cock reset the clock.

>>42032604
Jesus Christ just get a new girl

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>>42032604
Breaking up with her usually works, she'll lose like 20 lbs. Really ups her game too, she'll usually pull 3-5 guys in the same week after that.

>>42032604
OP if you workout and she isnt immediately motivated to get fit then you should just leave her lazy ass unless her job or health permits her from working out

Why lift when women don't care about a man's lookd anyways. It has repeatedly proven they care much more about money but you don't have a board dedicated to making money.

>>42030103
>but you don't have a board dedicated to making money.
that's where you are wrong kiddo

>>42030140
What I meant wad the board dedicated to making money isn't as active. Most guys irl are gymcelling instead of moneycelling. More men care baout their appearance and it is all going to be for nothing

post something to start off the thread faggot

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>>42029561

Can you fatties please stop posting on /fit/? You're shitting up the board.

>>42015809
Yeah because it's boogies genetics that are keeping him fat

>Be militant atheist sjw
>get really angry when inbred white people cite man in sky or other unscientific nonsense
>get really angry when people claim laws of thermodynamics and law of conservation of energy apply to human physiology

How do these fucktards maintain two wholly contradictory belief systems at the same time i.e. scientific rationalism and post-modern anti-intellectualism? At least Christcucks are fucking consistent...

>At least Christcucks are fucking consistent...

No they're not...