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>>42113757
I believe this guy's a weight gain/feeding fetishist and the excercise is kind of a "humiliation" kink

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gay

>>42113775
I was looking through the comments of the video though, and it seems he seriously wants to lose weight

HGH

Protons and Sterons

>>42113724
>Does drinking milk help you grow?
Yes if you're in puberty and the milk helps you achieve a calorie surplus.
>If not, then what does?
A calorie surplus while undergoing puberty.

>>42113672
no shit wtf? A fucking twink can answer this

>>42113672
Depends. Some people hardly need any sleep because they're not bitches

>>42113672
/fit/ is always talking about how you need to sleep from 6-8 hours at night to get some nice gains but what happens if I lift late and sleep all day?

>>42113620
How do you spell your name? I'm always surprised when I'm texting somebody I just met.

>>42113620
haha is this me? theres a bunch of people who say "hey alex!" and i go "hey bro!" literally i just call them bro cause no idea what their name is.

>>42113620
"Hey, how did you mother call you when you were born ? D-don't look at me like that, did I do anything wrong ? Do you think I'm an autist ? *autistic screeching* "
And another friend to add in your basket, (you)'ll thanks me later OP. ;)

>>42113345
That's not how it's supposed to work you inbred retard.

Here's how it actually works: if you DON'T eat as many calories as your body requires to build muscle, it doesn't matter how much you work out, it just won't happen.

The point of bulking is admitting that your calorie-counting is going to fail and just taking the safe approach and overeating to make sure that calories won't be missing. To make sure that you'll be getting every last gram of muscle that you worked out for.

It gets a bit more complex than that since it's not just calories that matter, but that's the underlying idea on it all.

>>42113345
thinking of adding 1 kg every 3 months after my cut, what do you think

>>42113436
kek

>>42113459
Damn dude that is way too slow. You can gain a kg/month and stay lean easy as, unless your already pretty swole. Hell, a kg every 2-3 weeks is still easy. Obviously this assumes you're natty

you're drinking pure sugar and it's terrible for you

>>42113332
Drink it if bulking

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Crappy addictive sugary chemical water with absoloutely no nutritional value.

No reason you should be drinking it

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Pls no bully

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>>42113972
>>42113244
very nice! pics? are you starting your bulk?

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>>42114023
OP here,

Actually trying to cut but I keep gaining muscle mass.

>>42113064
kill yourself lazy broscientist

>>42113073
"Bulking" is the definition of broscience.
>I can only gain 10 pounds of muscle a year, so I'll eat +500 calories over my TDEE which my body will magically synthesize into muscle!

>>42113064
At what age did you realize that listening to a word which comes out of Scooby's mouth is a meme?

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Uh yeah dude it already happened over 12 years ago

>>42112494
I can run faster than a shark and swim faster than a leopard.

>>42112518
>raised by sharks
Literally the most alpha you can get

>>42112477
Never been in a fight before

I thought that was reviewbrah at first. Someone shop his face

I carry a knife for the sole purpose of not having to use my fists.

>>42112079

500 cal deficit and work out 5 days/week

You're gonna get shit on for your body, but I honestly think it is just bad lighting, and you probably look pretty good. Don't know if I believe the 200lb figure, maybe 180-185 I would guess

>>42112102
Yeah, i dont have any way to weigh myself right now, but i am 200 lbs, nobody belives me

Idk. Why dont you try lifting and then post an actual thread about you problem. Enjoy (You)'s

see a doctor you idiot.

Gonna be hard to tripod for squats. Biotin 10,000mg will help it repair.

>>42111202
gross!!!
^^
this tbqh

Bu M PPP

>>42111215
*sigh* I guess asking for a serious thread was wishful thinking...

"Bump".

>>42111164
>22g of sugar

Eat a Kirkland protein bar from Costco. Only 1g of sugar per bar.

>>42111164
Nope. No protein tons of sugar.

>>42112159
if by no protein you mean 10g then sure

jeff pls go

You misspelt Jeff Nippard

>>42111156
pretty legit desu