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>>42118086
imagine the stench
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Who here /uglyface/?
It makes me discouraged every time I work out because I know that no matter the gains, this face will mar my results.
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>>42114260
What makes your face ugly?
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>>42114310
Existing
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This made me sad :(
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What do you lift for, /fit/? 2017-07-11 08:46:14 Post No.42107431
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What do you lift for, /fit/?
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So one day my enemies kneel before me and I can hear the lamentation of their wives, mothers and children.
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Do we really need 10000 of these threads every single day?
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>>42107431
To minimize the time I spend alone at home.
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Just getting back into my workout routine after a short hiatus. Gimme some harsh motivations for my power run today! (Yes, I have some strange hang-ups where I'm more motivated by meanness than kindness.) GO!
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>>42133941
The floor is lava.
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> mfw when thinking about you hurting
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So what lifts can help you gain some height?
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>>42133851
I have that same exact picture saved on my hard drive lol
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>>42133851
Nothing. But nice neck muscles and shoulders can give a good illusion that you're not a miserable manlet.
Also good posture.
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>>42133851
As a 5 6 manlet i have ways to cope
Do manlets get ripped fast?
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Define manlet.
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>>42133706
Anyone shorter than 7'2"
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>>42133700
With clen yeah
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Old time strongman physique is the natty limit.
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>>42133691
I wish I was that jacked.
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>>42133739
>In a wrestler's bridge, he could reach out and grasp a 335-pound barbell, pull it to his chest from off the floor, and bench press it overhead, bridging on his neck
Try to match this feat of strength anon. You'll be as jacked natty
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This is unironically peak, male performance.
Going to keep it short and sweet. Red pill me on IF and cutting while trying to build. I'm on a 500/day cal deficit and I run about 4 times a week alternating 6min mile with 1.5-2.5 mile runs at 8:30 pace. Not losing fast enough for pt test run in three weeks should I cut the gym all together? I go about 10 hours a week to lift. Thanks for any input.
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As far as I know fat burning starts after about 20-30 mins of running so...run longer
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>>42133563
Thanks for the input but I read some where a while back that that stage of fat burning isn't oxidizing it so you're not truly losing it. Whatever the fuck that means.
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You run a single mile in 6 minutes but 2 at an 830 pace (17 min 2M)? Do you just die after the first mile? AND you're lifting for an hour and a half per day?
On the actual note. What is your weight to goal weight?
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Hey there big guy
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>>42133408
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>tips fedora
>lets go of gun
>takes deep breath
Hey there, wanna go to a board gaming store with me tomorrow?
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slut
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Is there a way to increase breasts size naturally (without getting fat)? I love my gf and I'd instantly marry her if I wasn't a poor college student, she currently has a B cup and I think she would look perfect if she had a bit more fat in there. I would also appreciate advice on how to get rid of my breast fetish.
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Get her pregnant
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>>42133396
But that would be kind of like getting fat
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>>42133382
try giving her fenugreek supplements. She'll also smell like maple syrup though, and will probably lactate
>gym is doing top 10 strongest and fittest people to compete in some kind of fitness competition
>been going since 09
>gymcel to the core
>was picked along with some other dudes, some are huge guys
>gym nemesis is going to be on my team, we have been going the same amount of time but rarely talk
>the competition includes throwing a heavy ball and tugawar
I'm going to do it,I'm going to rep my gym
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Godspeed, anon.
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>>42133439
I've been training like crazy for years to become a athlete but never attempted to try out because too insecure. now's my chance. gym nemesis is pretty big and we may make a good duo. shit's going to be lit tbqh
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>>42133361
post pics from comp?
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>leave my life of vidya and junk food to go travel the world and work on farms and stuff
>6'2 242lb when I started
>6 months have passed
>22lb down
>lots of muscle gained
>gone 4 belt holes in
>still look fat
Will this lifestyle eventually straighten me out and get me a good 12%bf, or might I have to do some specific diet and exercise to achieve it?
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>>42133247
where are you working senpai. teach me your ways
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>>42133277
Working Holiday visa + WWOOF'ing
Rather neat system. Currently in Japan. It's fucking warm here right now.
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>>42133247
>22 pounds in 6 months
If you continue this then yes, but if you controlled your diet more then you could lose weight faster
Post more slat eyed women
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>tfw you can never lift away your neotenous face
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Why lift when it's about the face
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These men are weak and cannot properly defend themselves
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>>42133226
second nigga survive jail tho
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my gf finds pic more attractive than zyzz.
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ok
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>>42132839
Because context matters. Put Zyzz in a compelling cinematic setting and he'd stand a better chance.
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He is.
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There is literally nothing wrong with doing gay4pay if you are aesthetic
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>>42132654
Normal people find it demeaning to be a gay prostitute.
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>>42132654
yeah nice try Matt go be gay somewhere else
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>>42132654
more like there is nothing wrong if you make a lot of money. Otherwise, you're probably just gay