>totally natty edition
I'm alone and depressed and posting these so I get bullied because at least I get attention k thnx bi
3th for ded sport
Post your favourite/most dangerous drugs ITT
If I could eat nothing but chocolate brownie for the rest of
make way there
Old one's dead; maybe someone here is in the same situation as me:
>lactose intolerant
>can't eat eggs
>can't eat peanut butter
I get through the day still needing about 1100 calories and I'm having a really hard time figuring out how to get them in. Anybody have experience with these diet restrictions?
I tried liquid calories like juice and pop but they didnt work well for me. Get those calories in fat or carbs not sugar.
I got pretty sick and its during my cut 2/3 weekly workouts fucked so far. Should I eat at maint till i can workout again?
Started going to the gym again after a year long hiatus last month. Decided to switch from my brosplit to PHAT and have been making some decent gains. Going on a cut (1400 kcal a day, TDEE is calculated to 2500 but i dont trust that shit so prob more like 2100). Eating 2x BW in brotein every day. I've gotten a lot thinner and bigger, but i feel like the gains are coming to a stop. Pulled a 90 kg x 5 squat for 2 sets last week and i the last ones were really heavy, same thing with DL's.
Bench is increasing every week , as are pretty much all other exercises especially dips and pullups, i've always been shit (like REALLY shit , i had a 160 kg DL and a 80 kg bench) so im pretty happy with that.
Do you reckon im starting to stall because im shit at lifting or is the cut starting to take it's toll? Current plan is to cut until like 15% BF and then lean bulk. 1,76m 76kg manlet btw.
About pecs, when do your tits start to get that "line" going from the outer pec to the shoulder instead of having them look a bit like manboobs? Genetics, pec size, or BF%?
How does /fit/ feel about the stacy anthem? Does it motivate you to workout?
>>42188351
W-whats the Stacy anthem?
>>42188409
it's #SELFIE...
But i'd rather call it the insuferable bitch anthem...
At doc's office
>Nope, doesn't look like it's gyno, anon. Just a little fat. Should go away with time.
mfw
He's right, anon. You just need to lose the weight. My best advice for losing fat? Stop eating bread, OP. Bread is quite possibly the worst food for you. It's just empty calories. Over the years, the flour used has slowly become more bleached and refined. Whereas before it was actually healthy and nutritious. I'm no health fag, I smoke weed, do MDMA and Ketamine. But you know what I don't do? Eat bread.
>>42187881
He's right.
100% guarantee you're fatter than you think you are.
>>42187881
I actualy god fucking diagnosed with gym 2 weeks ago. They said at most they could really only do lipo since its pretty minor. How much does that vost?
My 5 3 friend who's a girl with a defined face and a skinny body with kind of big boobs stepped on the weigh scale. The numbers pop up and she's like 120 pounds, wtf? Keep in mind, she only does cardio and squats with some exercise ball.
Compare that to my good looking manlet friend I have who is 5 2 , has a shredded ottermode body with big lats and huge shoulder width. He does pullups and swims. His weight is only 116 pounds lol..
can someone explain to me? or is the weigh scale broken
>>42187604
your gf is fat
>>42187629
not my gf but she has big boobs
no you retards just have no idea how to guess women's weight, and try to compare them to the size of men.
Are steroids dangerous to take long-term as a novice bodybuilder? I don't want to do a competition or become a fitness model, just build quality muscle...
>>42187504
are u skelly
>>42187504
Theres a shitload of different steroids and different dosage protocols.
Some are minimal risk, some will fuck your shit up in the name of gains.
Something simple like 200mg test per week is pretty harmless if your lifestyle is otherwise healthy.
>>42187504
Yes, but not as dangerous as normies think. Make sure you get your blood tested (privatemdlabs) before during and after using. Watch blood pressure and cholesterol. You'll turn into a little bitch for a few weeks after cycling off. They also slightly decrease IQ, and can cause gyno, hair loss, etc.
t. mediocre lifter who's taking steroids
Pic related
Ryan Reynolds.
>>42187251
Cavill's good but evans is superior
>>42187251
Can't argue with that.
Hello /fit/ yesterday was my first day I started to lift weights. I did OHP, Bench, Skullcrusher, Crossover fly, and triceps kickback with dumbells. Today my left elbow is hurting and when I bend my left elbow it hurts more. Did I tear a ligament or is this normal?
What is crossover fly?
Go to a doctor
>>42187104
Why? It is usually for arms to be sore.
It's the most bountiful source of food I have.
Yes your body will consist mostly of bread and sooner or later you will dry up and crumble like pastries.
When I say "most" I mean "eating a lot of bread to gain weight"*
>>42186820
Beware
Need advice on how to get my traps to "pop".
I deadlift
I rackpull
I shrug
I powershrug
I btn Press
I btn pull-up
I upright row
I Side Lateral Raise and try squeeze traps
What else can I do?
Stiff leg deads
Heavy power cleans
Snatch grip high pulls with strap
Believe it or not but OHP= mainly traps
>>42186647
Constantly flex so they pop
Genetics play a huge role. You're probably never going to have big traps if they look like that unless you take steroids.
Hello /fit/
I have come to you seeking some specific advice about my personal fitness.
I've read your sticky, and most of the links 404 which is amusing, but this post is pretty specific about me.
I think I want to lose about 5-10kg in weight (I'm not fat, or chubby, but give it 1-2 years and I will be). I've lost some of my hourglass shape and become a bit.. squishier.. over the past 2 years.
My ass has always been big, but now it just feels fat. I've been told squats are the answer to toning it up and getting "dat booty".
My tummy doesn't have to be flat as a pancake but I don't want to be able to grab it so much. I've also got a bit of a muffin top forming (pic related, not me).
So with that all in mind, here's the facts:
1. I need to stop snacking, and eating late at night when I game, i.e. only eat when I actually feel hungry
2. I need to exercise a bit more, I plan on swimming 2-3 times a week (is that an ok exercise?)
3. I need to have smaller portion sizes
4. I don't eat much dessert / chocolate / sweets so I'm ok there
Do you have any additional advice for me? Mostly things I DEFINITELY SHOULD NOT EAT!
I know this weight loss type of stuff takes time, just wondering if there's anything extra I personally could be doing to speed up the process or improve it.
Disclaimer: sorry if I piss any hardcore /fit/ people off with my request, just looking for some advice is all.
Look up intermittent fasting. It's a way to satisfy the mental need of eating "big meals" while cutting out most all other sources. I've lost about 40 pounds with it.
Also drink water when you're hungry instead of eating
>>42186570
post feet
Be very aware of your eating habits.
No sugar for your body to go in to ketosis (fat burn mode) preferably only vegetables and rice as your carb intake, no pasta or potatoes.
Sweat everyday.
This is how i lost 30kg in 1 year.
>cousin sister calls me up
>tells me that she needs to lose some weight
>asks for any 'tips' since i look 'fit'
>explain what calorie counting and calories in calories out for 10 minutes
>she listens to all that and says "yeah i'm not gonna do that"
why do i even bother bros, the same happened with my mum. I'm raging, and being on roids isn't heping.
forgot to mention
RAGE thread
I shrug and just stop caring, you put in 10 minutes of effort and they decided that's not for them. I usually follow up with cutting unnecessary calories and working towards being healthier, less over whelming. Soda, chips, doughnuts
I usually bring up the 3 macros too
>>42186555
Tell her that to change her body she needs to change her mind first, a lack of discipline will get you nowhere.
How viable is Jeet Kune Do as a form of protection? Im not trying to kill anyone but I want to know I'm safe walking around in a not so safe area or protect someone I care about
>>42186487
Jeet Kune Do is an excellent system for defense,unfortunately, you are too stupid to lean it. Fuck off Faggot
>>42186487
looks cool for movies but you're not bruce lee so you're not gunna kick any ones ass when 90% of fights end up on the ground and you're busy trying to be water.
>>42186527
>busy trying to be water
I'll post my pics here and in an imgur album every few days.
I just want to see what happens and I figure some other people might want to know as well. The only thing I'll drink is water. The only thing I'll "eat" are vitamins. I probably only run a couple of miles a day to get the blood flowing.
more pics to follow.
you shouldnt have posted here, these people are gonna call you nigga