>bike and run many miles every day
>low body fat
>chicks love my toned ass and thighs
>feels good man
>start lifting
>feel like shit
>joints hurt
>tfw fell for the lifting meme
lifting is for nigger slaves the white man should only run
lol your not white then
blacks are better than whities at running and what not
whities are great at lifting look at most evens (powerlifting in particular)
>>42208397
True.
How many successful white men lift heavy?
Now how many successful white men run and cycle?
tommorow you wake up in either boogie or rich piano body
which one do you choose?
>>42208334
I would just kill myself.
That's pretty tough to decide tbqh. I"d probably choose boogie since i could lose weight remove skin with surgery.
Probably cheaper and safer than removing all the oil inside my arms if i have chosen richy
I'd wake up in their body? Obviously Rich, I'd be a millionaire overnight.
Hi, I'm a skeletoid manlet.
>25, 5'9"
>117lbs, 9%
>12 months ago 127
>keto diet the last 6 months
>bmx 1.5yrs, grappling 1yr, boxing 4yrs
>in the past year strength and performance has increased significantly
>dick on rage
>energy all day
>feel more focused and better than ever (physically and mentally) compared to my past
>starting a high carb diet in a week
>want to be on this shit for over a year.
>regiment changing in a week too.
>Seriously considering applying lifting to increase my performance
>but haven't applied it to my game before
>fear I may delay my performance over the course of weeks or months.
Any feedback greatly appreciated.
you'll never not be a manlet.
What's your excuse for not being ripped?
>>42208155
I dreamer bulked for too long
Back down to 15% though, hopefully lean and jacked soon
Tacos!!
>>42208160
>Dreamer bulk
We all fall for it
>Hey anon!
>I see you going to the gym all the time, I'll bet your in great shape!
>Why dont you come for a run with me sometime?
>What? You dont do cardio? And your knees hurt?
>O..ok
>Well I'll see ya around anon, I just got a text from Chad.
Bye stupid bitch
Chad doesn't text, he shouts and his message is carried across the hills
>>42208110
I had my shins blowed off by a Japanman's machine gun in WWII you cunt
Stop eating.
>>42208104
no
Yesterday I almost succeded, but I ate one 500 cal meal for dinner (3 eggs, 2 slices of turkey bacon).
Trying again. I just want a solid 5 day fast.
Sucks I'm out of adderall. It really diminishes appetite.
>>42208373
what sort of devilry is turkey bacon? I am european, we don't have that shit here. Sounds disgusting.
>not lifting to achieve chim and cuck dagoth thundercock
step your game up /fit/
>>42208091
>Not lifting to slaughter a whole race of elves and aid in the founding the first empire
You'll never be as much of a sick cunt as Pelinal Whitestrake
>>42208183
but he literally left humanity behind since he was a cyborg from the future
>>42208189
Is.... Is that not your goal?
>doesn't sleep at 9pm and wake up at 5am
Uhh... bruh... do you wanna make it?
>>42208040
Nigga I'm an engineering student. I sleep at midnight and wake up at 5am.
>sleeping more than 5 hours a night
>ever expecting to make it
Hahaha life's passing you by fgt
>>42208045
>Yes sir i would like one side of cortisol, hold the test.
>>42208045
Engineering students have the biggest inferiority complex ever, they can't go 2 minutes without reminding everyone what they study/how hard it is.
Post your neck and rate other people neck.
>lifting for 6 months
wut
>>42207939
>>42207955
dickheads
>squat down instead of bending over when looking in the fridge or picking something up
>practice heavy deadlift reps with nothing in my hands. Hold my breath and brace properly. Face even goes red.
If anyone saw me lads.
When I'm fucking my gf doggy, I always do it in front of a mirror.
She thinks its so I can see her face.
>>42207917
Mirror sex is awesome, gf moved her bed to face her wardrobe mirrors recently.. Good times lads.
>>42207917
>be 5'8 for 165 lbs
>small hands (same size than my mother)
>pale skin, beardless
>young face
>blush very easily (was made fun of because of my red cheeks)
>fat essentially goes to legs, hips and butt, same for muscles
>men are protective with me even though I'm not feminine at all in my behaviour
>only had 1 gf
Am I hopeless ? Will lifting help me ?
>>42207824
Start injecting testosterone.
Shit changes your life breh.,
>>42207832
But that's illegal and can fuck your balls up I heard
>>42207824
>6'2
>200lbs
>wide shoulders narrow waist
>never had gf
...
So an aunt of mine came to visit from Mexico and I told her I wanted to get stronger. Long story short she and my uncle helped me build a temporary routine. It's kind of like training wheels I guess. However I want to know if I'm heading in the right direction. Can you guys tell me what you think?
p.s. I do cardio after every workout and I keep my bpm between 145-155. I am also on a diet as well until I am able to know how to have better nutrition over time by substituting certain foods and such. I'm also about 180 lbs and about 6 ft tall
Shoulder:
Shoulder press machine @ 4×15
Horizontal Laterals @ 4×15
Z barbell (from waist to over shoulders) @ 4×15
Forward Laterals and horizontal Laterals (left forward - right forward - horizontal) @ 4×15
Biceps:
Hammer and Normal Curls (one hammer set following are normal set) @ 4×15
Z barbell ( from waist to shoulders)@ 20 lbs 4×20
Predicador @ 20lbs 4×15
Back:
Bent over row @ 4×15
Lat pulldown (back) @ 4×15
Lat pulldown (front) @ 4×15
One arm dumbell row @ 4×15
Tricep:
Tricep push down on pulley with rope @ 4×15
Tricep dips (assisted) @ 4×15
Two arm dumbell extension @ 4×15
Tricep push down on pulley with bar @ 4×15
Legs:
Squat with weight @ 4×15
Lunges with weights @ 4×20
Leg press @ 4×15
Leg extensions @ 4×15
Rotary Calf @ 4×15
Leg Curl @ 4×15
Adductor @ 4×20
Abductor @ 4×20
Glute @ 4×15
Chest:
Bench press @ 4×10
Peck fly machine @ 4×20
Incline press @ 4×10
Dumbell fly @ 4×15
Cable crossover @ 4×20
Decline press @ 4×10
Haven't done any abdominal workout yet, I'm still deciding what I might want to do. This is what I've got so far.
Abdominal workout #1:
Knee to elbow
Half wipers
Arm/leg raises
Dead bug
Abdominal workout #2:
Plank rolls
Plank crunches
Sitting twist
Flutter kicks
Read the sticky.
Do Starting Strength.
Throw this abomination out.
>>42207740
Theres too much variety for a beginner there. You don't need that much volume to make progress as a beginner.
You would do better removing half of the exercises per each muscle group and training twice as often.
>>42207740
It's shit.
>tfw Jason Genova looks better than you do
>roiding for this
>>42207358
no, he does not
>>42207358
He doesn't though, and he roids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRoXPgLChZg
>not doing cardio to 170bpm
enjoy your no gains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYKTn6nVqVo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n19eSii3fJM
I don't lift to a lot of metal anymore but TBDM used to be one of my go-to bands
heres for you metalfags
>>42207312
alright deano mate, back from the job centre are we? wahey lad have a good one :L :L
How much sleep do you get per night /fit/? I've been getting 5 hours a night and making better gains than when I was sleeping 3 hours per night
>>42207283
Your roomate is putting HRT in your drinks lad, be careful.
8 to 10 hours. 7 hours is the minimum.
>>42207297
yeah my roommate in the mirror