8 ball says this is what i have.
Grumbelly , fever , but not pic related.
>Ate fucking premade institutional salad, get to bottom, notice not quite right matter
Any anon ever contract this shit?
1. go to a doctor
2. Drink lots of water, I didn't have this (had a stomach bug) but you will shit out your intestines. When that happens you dehydrate fast and you can tart to get severely dizzy. I almost an heroed myself on the toilet this way buy not drinking water while having the shits.
>>42237203
Legit has 20% mortality rate. Go to doctor fool.
Post your routines, preferably if you're working towards aesthetics, and ask questions, rates, discuss, etc.
I'll start off with my routine.
Is there anything on it that needs improvement/change, add/remove, etc? Feel free to add in your input
>>42237124
not enough retarded exercises
Gimme some thoughts
>>42237124
This is too complicated for me.
>>42238044
This is cool.
>in line at bank
>swole guy standing a few people behind me
>old man in front of me turns around
>with a smirk on his face, whispers
>"look at the arms on that boy... wow.."
f-for the girls.. r-right guys?
I seriously hate faggots. Old faggots are the worst though, because they don't care and will blatantly be disgusting perverts in public. Probably because they have no family due to their poorly thought out hedonistic lifestyle.
>>42237141
>I seriously hate faggots
Why?
>>42237117
>not wanting as many mires as possible
>making it
I want to become a fit black hole. No mirin will escape my gains event horizon.
>you just have to confuse the muscle
>>42236987
S(he) confuses my sexuality
>>42236987
damn, that girl has boobies. and her lips are so kissable. i just wanna wrap her up in tinfoil and lather butter inside her vagina. just like a baked potato, mmm
>>42236987
>be me
>starting warm ups
>walk on treadmill
>pull out my quantum physics textbook
>begin reading to my quads
If you work out, is it ever right to put your hands on a women?
Bodybuilding is a meme, we all know facial features is what it's all about. Manlets need not apply.
>>42236876
there is no pill to fix /fat/
My heart is in pain. Am I dying or am I having doms from empathy workouts. My heart gains must be improving.
>>42236834
No, you just realized it's the end of the Age of Men.
>tfw random anxiety hits you at the gym
Now im stuck in one spot /fit/
>>42236805
Just breathe, look down at your phone, try not to cry and respond to this post or your gains will die in your sleep.
Can you do this /fit/?
>>42236790
I'll kiss your ass if this was the average day for a Roman soldier. These are probably some of the most extreme instances of conditioning. The Roman military was full of untrained plebs, not to say that it was a bad military but that is like comparing your average Army recruit to a SEAL
>>42236790
Completely incorrect. When not trainig or on campaign the average soldier was building roads and digging ditches. They were a powerful labor force for the Empire.
>>42236790
Have done much harder for much longer in the real Army
>>42237552
18.4m/5h isn't a bad pace at all, especially for something as light as 60 pounds. It's just over a 16 minute/mile pace, Army infantry standard is 15 minute/mile, with varying equipment (which can be a lot more than 60 pounds, or a lot less, personally never rucked with less than 45 in my rucksack alone)
>trap doms
Has anyone any experience with Ciprofloxacin?
It's an antibiotic which fuck up your tendons and shit, it can cause permanent nerve damage.
I didn't know about this until I finished my three day doses (6x500mg)
I want to know how long i should take it light because i already feel my shoulders aching and inestable
QOTSA>FOOFIGHTERS
>>42236530
The good news is the damage should be seen within one year. So, after one year if you don't rip up your knees or shoulders, you are good to go.
Prostate problems anon?
>>42236969
I was a week with chills, fever, nausea, vomit, and minor lower ab pain, sleep all day, saw a medic and he gave that to me
I still think it was too much, I was already feeling better so it was probably a stomach bug or something
Doc wanted to kill a bug with a fucking shotgun
I said to the doc that i did sports and lifting, now i will have to drop boxing and just do bodybuilding pump-your-muscles shit for some months because of this
>skeleton for entire life, always wearing small or xs clothes despite being 6'2
>negligent sex drive, have been struggling to figure out why I'd even want to be dating anyone
>start lifting and bulking
>gained over 25 lbs just this summer so far
>medium-size shirts starting to feel tight
>sex drive through the roof, urge to fap several times a day
>every woman I see turns me on like crazy
>messaging Tinder sloots with any sort of intention of success for the first time in years
Still DYEL and lifts aren't spectacular, but I'm starting to look like a human and the no gf feels are leaving, replaced only by a desire to fuck every girl I see.
It feels goddamn fucking unbelievable, thanks /fit/
Hey /fit/ I don't know if this is the right place to ask but I'm considering going to college soon and I don't know what I want to do. I think I'm good with computers but I want a job that makes as close to six figures as possible, because I want to have a large family someday. Also, I'd like some tips on things like term papers. Should I practice writing them before I start? Also is there any way I can get better at math? Thank you
I don't really think this is the right place to ask but I'd also like to get better on maths.
(what is six figures tho?)
>>42236491
You should have resources on campus that help you with writing papers. Of course practicing makes you better at things.
Always stay up to date with homework and read the text book.
Check employment opportunities that you can have with your bachelors years before you actually graduate. See if there's any addition accreditation that would help you.
Hiring committees have a hard on for years of experience. HR managers go home and jerk off about how many years of experience they can get while paying someone entry level.
>is there any way I can get better at math?
Do problems. Then when you're done with that do even more problems. When you're finished with those do even more. Math is a skill, not a talent.
ITT: Post yfw you realize Right Said Fred is too DYEL to be singing a song titled "I'm Too Sexy"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ
>>42236480
>tfw I'm too sexy for my gains
> wake up
> remember you're not and never will be a manlet
>>42236449
manlet shame one more time and you will become paralyzed from the waist down
>>42236493
Still wouldnt be a manlet though...
>>42236493
> waist down
Because that's about as high as you can reach