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>>42299229
Im Baptist
oh well, at least you arent catholic

>>42299229
A little late for lent isn't it?

>>42299245

What about Wednesdays and Fridays...

>>42299141
Do backstroke faggot

>>42299141
Go tan the rest of your body faggot

>>42299168
only steers and queers do backstrokes

>>42298805
source? and what constitutes fit according to this thing you're citing

>>42298819
http://www.oregonlive.com/health/index.ssf/2016/03/only_27_percent_of_us_adults_l.html

>>42298805
Why would you want more people to be fit? Less fit people, less competition.

>>42298611
she was begging for the d and you know it

Did you fuck?

My grandma also thinks I'm big.

My best deadlift is only 275 x1 lbs and I squat 245 x 1.
I felt good about it, but I have to remember that I'm still DYEL compared to people who have been lifting the same amount of time as me. I'm super slow.

>>42298379
> Why do schools not teach you how not to be fat?
"That's offensive"

Because kids don't fucking listen and their parents will keep shoveling shit in their mouths anyway

>>42298379
who is more docile than a fat fuck ?

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>>42297376
>Natty
>Muscle maturity of a 30 year old man at 16

>>42297376
Yes he is.
>>42297410
Do some research before spreading shit information. Its obvious he's natty.

>>42297376
No

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>functionally identical biological experience to sex decreases your test

>>42296785
>Not drinking your own cum for maximum gains
you're not gonna make it

>>42296954
if you think your body can't tell the difference then you have raisinbrain.jpg

>>42296211
Doing dealifts and squats will incrase your lower body blood flow, that helps with erections for obvious reasons

>>42296211
Are there any lifts for gums gains? Ear lobe gains? Nose gains? Vision gains?

>>42296211
lifting in general will help you get dick

Roach man from last week or 2 weeks ago

over 100 pounds of ass and an eletric cane

Squatting body weight means putting your weight in the bar as a begginer

creepy turbo autist that would go to the gym, take pics of qt and write a fanfic about it where he saves her from rape and they fall in love, got kicked out and mad thinking he did nothing wrong

Guy that did GOMAD right for a week and was shitting water

Guy that ate 36 egg whites a day

You don't have to answer but you have to eat all these eggs

Don't have the images, hopefully fags will post it. God i need to get away from this place

>>42296051
>>42296110

i remember the guy that ate like 50 or somethings eggs and started to pass out

also ice cream thread

>>42296128
there's also the guy that ate 5g of caffeine and almost had a liver failure, almost died

and the guy that overdosed on a bunch of vitamins and had literal liver failure at 27

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It's a shit year and I don't think it's gonna be better anytime soon. I'm glad that human life is short and my suffering will be over eventually.

>>42296014
>Lost 27lbs since April
>new job in a new city
>finally sorted out my squat form for the first time since acl reconstruction 2 years ago, can progress betond poverty squats
>met a qt Asian grill who is into rock climbing and caving
>started reading for fun again
Things are going great.

>>42296644
>Asian grill who is into rock climbing and caving
i hope you know she'll kill you when you find the treasure

Makeup + photoshop + good skin genetics

Futher Genetics

Genetics and taking care of themselves.

*blushing* ... naaah ... well, ok

>>42295148
I am bulking. Pour some vodka to me Rachel.

*flexes a cep* how about this for a start?

>>42294462
>Heineken

Money can't buy taste, I guess.

>>42294462
Weird, it's almost like different sports favor different body types.

>>42294715
He has a chinstrap beard, boardshorts and a fat wife too

Hopeless other than his bank account

Seeing both my dad, grandpa and uncle go into the hospital in the same month due to bad diet.

when it was difficult going up and down the stairs

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>>42294350
fuck man..

adipower

also don't buy anything less than pp2 if you want a solid shoe. those pl2/3 are crap

>>42293887
>>42293927

what's wrong with pl3s? been using them for a while and they hold up when squatting

>>42294015
sole compressed at pretty low weight