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>>42370421

I want to fuck the living shit out of her.

fuck off dude. im 5'6 and ive never been called a manelt in my life. I tell girls im 5'11 when they ask and they dont question shit. too bad you cant fix your face skeleton fucker.

>>42370421
jesus christ shes 4'11? literally classified as a dworf

>>42369342
Helps the loser virgins rationalize their existence

Nofap is bad
Noporn is the way

>>42369342
>Pseudoscience
>pseudo-confidence
There was this really cringey vice video of a nofapper clasping his hands "this is my power stance" Anybody know what I'm talking about

what's wrong with carbs, bro?

>>42368898
are you a ketofag?

>>42368898
500 grams of pineapple is just like 225 calories so why worry unless you are doing some kind of meme diet like keto, in which case why are you even eating fruit?

if it's just the calories go powerwalk or run for 30 minutes.

>>42368849
is that a trap?

>>42368873
no anon, thats anzu

>>42368849
>I was wondering wether there's a way to lose weight WITHOUT losing my face fullness?
no, localized fat loss doesn't exist, you can try and see what happens, if you are lucky you will loose your belly before your cheeks but there's no way to guarantee it

yeah but only within a margin of 25 minutes

If I'm running late or I was stuck in traffic and can't get home in time, I'll stop next to the road and do a few push ups so my body is confused, gives me another 10 minutes. If you don't make it after that window, you're pretty much fucked

Meme as fuck. Human beings are far more resilient creatures than given credit for.

>>42368725
It's a meme unless you're injecting insulin, which you're not.

>>42368356
Stop crying and get in the gym faggot.

You have gyno but it isn't severe. Surgery or not, start lifting.

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I always figured trying to build a bunch of chest muscle would just make them appear larger. I also have to get shoulder surgery this month so that kinda limits what I can do in the gym at the moment. Besides the fact that I cant take my shirt off around anyone they get sore sometimes too. especially when its hot outside its like they swell.

>>42368305
Show whole boob. Want to see how bad that is.

This is a blue board anon.

We need more quality threads like this. Also 7/10 too hairy

Doctor was just jelly of your gains and is being a gains goblin. Don't listen to his dumb ass.

>>42368224
try a week and see what happens. it's not like any one of us, aside from you, can know how much you burnt yourself out, how quickly you'll recover from it, or how much going to the gym will burn you out

& take the odd deload week in future. they're a good meme

>>42368224
You are just a pussy. Eat and sleep well my buddy.

>>42368160
Endless fat jokes. Congrats on the weight loss but you still have more to lose.

>>42368160
this >>42368171, also, group 2 are the true friends, cherish them and keep up the good work OP

congrats on losing weight = / = you're not fat anymore

>>42367872

Are you black?

>>42367887
She's French and I'm half spic

I know I'm just reading into it too early I've just never been called "guy" by a girl before. I'm shook fampai

bumpan

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This guys is fucking JACKED

b u m p

>>42367592
Git stronk

Don't let wrist bend when lifting heavy stuff

>>42367592
Im just coming off this

Elevate it above heart level and refrain from using your hands at all

If its particularly painful, ice on for 15 mins

>>42367490
Your mouth must have been dry as hell man what'd you wash it down with

>>42367562
not all almonds are salty

>>42367490
you do know the calories only work if they're activated right?

Don't believe

Gay

This works. Listen to this man

>>42367229
>turning into

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>>42367229
>inb4 some asshurt Yurocuck gets triggered by your picture

/r9k/ and lookism invasion, they hate people who try to improve themselves, so they just bring them down to make themselves feel better about being virgin failures.