Fictional goal bodies thread.
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>>42420737
inb4 griffith did nothing wrong
also, shit thread
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>american cuisine
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>mfw europoors will NEVER experience an all American diarrhea meat sandwich
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American here.
What is that?
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>>42420120
you tell me
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Anyone else /shit genetics/ crew? 2017-08-07 01:24:06 Post No.42419871
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Anyone else /shit genetics/ crew?
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>5'10
>120lbs
>weak frame
>lisp
>get mistaken for being 15 when i'm 23
>glasses
>virgin
>college dropout
Who here /fucked by genes/?
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>>42419871
5'10" is short but still above average
Lift weights and eat, idiot
Do upper body and eat, idiot
Speech therapy
Slay young poon
Wear contacts
Slay young poon
Don't be such a fucking lazy piece of shit
God you are dumb, and blaming it on genetics is fat tier sad. Sage
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>>42419871
fucc she's hot
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>college drop out
>muh genetics
Eat shit and die
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Are these jerkoffs serious
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Figuratively who??
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Who the fuck is that mongoloid on the right? He literally looks like a caricature of the gymcel meme.
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They talk all the time about what muscles you should train to look good and "alpha", yet they look like absolute dogshit. Why do people take them seriously? This is really weird
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Is colon cleansing a meme?
I mean, I get that it isn't going to magically fix health problems or cure cancer, but do you actually accumulate junk in there that it would be best to occasionally clear out?
Does it actually make your stomach flatter? How noticeable is it?
I mean, I'm fine with sticking something up my butt and doing it, but what should I expect?
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Just eat more fiber, vegetables and fruits, and try to avoid yunk food. If you don't have some serious problem your body will clease itself.
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>tfw always there is some shit stuck inside the colon after taking a crap, and have to manually remove them with my finger. That process makes my shitting take up to 1 and half hour each day, and its very painful having to put my finger in the ass and push all the remaining shit
Why is it happening this to me brehs?
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>>42419806
>he doesn't use the three shells method
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Just ate five of these fuckers to meet my protein requirement , what am I in for?
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>>42419685
>2017
>still falling for the protein meme
lol, I bet those are like $3 a piece.
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>>42419685
An empty wallet
Those things are a drain, just get whey, it starts to taste pretty good after a few months
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>>42419685
gainz
is he natty?
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>>42419398
yes, does it make you feel small?
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Not anymore, he was there though
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i want to succ
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Music you listen to while exercising 2017-08-06 11:04:09 Post No.42418709
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Music you listen to while exercising
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I've been in a pretty bad funk lately. Due to recent events in my life, I've had pretty bad anxiety that has prevented me from enjoying a lot of aspects on my life, including exercise. I have to take Zoloft now to keep calm enough. My therapist has strongly encouraged me to exercise to get better. That being said, what music do you guys listen to while working out?
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r8
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>>42418746
Wigger detected
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>>42418746
Replace Glover and Danny with Migos and Yeezus
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Im doing a water fast, starting now. Im not gonna eat a single piece of food untill friday dinner. Water, black coffee, plain tea. Wish me luck you fuckers.
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*and a vitamin tablet every day
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>>42418654
Everything after day 1 is easy, you'll be fine.
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>>42418668
Thanks friend. Im excited.
Should I work out during the fast?
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Not one cycling thread 2017-08-06 10:40:02 Post No.42418470
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my wifey has started getting into triathalons, she takes our one bike with her and i have nothing to ride
I'm gonna save up to buy a triathalon specific bike so I can do the next one with her-
Anyone have a triathalon bike? or know the advantage of the handlebars?
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This is the bike we have now and it seems fine, whats the point of the forward facing handlebars.. the tour de france bikes don't have them
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>>42418470
buy a fixie
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>>42418507
seriously? that sounds horrible for a triathalon, you can't burn yourself out on the highest gear when you have to run a 10k right after you finish the ride
Se╬an
/plg/ powerlifting general 2017-08-06 10:34:03 Post No.42418422
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/plg/ powerlifting general
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I like Aaron and Sean v much
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>lowbar
>sumo
>wrist wraps while squatting
>high belt position
>lowbar goodmornings
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>>42418454
Yoooo
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If you are balding, you need to get on propecia ASAP.
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Just shave your head fag
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>>42417566
Baldcel crab in the bucket, don't be a cunt just cause it's too late for you
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>>42417486
Will keep this in mind. Not balding yet but just about every man in my family has that bald spot on the top of their head that everyone hates, gonna try and avoid it
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Okay so we all know sex is basic biological need and some of us cant get it for free.
So is it wrong to use the services of escorts/hookers?
How much sex should a healthy individual in their 20s be having?(times per month)
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lost my vcard to an escord when i was 14. done it 12 times more since then, now im 23. 5'5" manlet, 4" dick, will never have gf. no regrets. in my circle of friends it is prety normal to go for escorts when gfs is impossible, wouldnt wanna get blue balls.
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26 virgin actually starting to feel that never having sex is having significantly negative effects on my body/mind
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>>42417454
i was thinking of getting an escort myself don't want a girlfriend to much of a loner.
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Why aren't you starving yourself /fit/?
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>>42416784
YouTube was shilling that stupid fucking video so hard
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>He gained chest muscles while not eating anything
Oh vey
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I don't want to. I'd be weak and miserable. I fucking love food and I love moving heavier weights. Inb4 never gonna make it etc etc.
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QTDDTOT - animu edition 2017-08-06 05:52:54 Post No.42415540
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old thread's dyin', new thread's tryin'
Quickly for newfags
>If you're asking a question for the first time, read the sticky first.
>If you've read the sticky and still don't know about weight loss or lifting, read it again.
>if the second reading hasn't covered your question, then ask here
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Should I look at women's or men's website for sex tips? Or cross reference both?
Any suggestions?
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>>42415540
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Do you use a food scale that measure to 0.1g accuracy? Or just to 1g accuracy? I recently bought the accuweigt that goes up to 5kg. Decent so far. Took a bit to calibrate