Archived threads in /fit/ - Fitness - 1140. page

>>42287044
go to the gym

>>42287044
This just happened to me 2 weeks ago. Stop being pathetic about this roastie cunt. I went full retard and it would have saved me a lot of agony.

Hit the gym and get a job. Buy a crucifix and go to church. Step out of your comfort zone, it may pay dividends.

>medium brown hair anon
>34, just a couple grey hairs
>going bald
>still have a patchy light brown beard
>mustache hair is like blond, it looks like long peach fuzz, or even silver
I really wish I could grow a mustache like that, or even a full beard. I look like a 12 year old with baldness. If I shave it off, I'm going to look like a St Jude kid.

>>42287015
im 23 and bald already

Bruh buy Morton light salt and mix it with water. Way too much sugar in Gatorade. Or you can have broth I guess

Oh, right, broths! Shit. Stocks too, if they're salted?

>>42286969
>fasting
>Gatorade
Pick one faggot.

>>42286950
Try coco butter and vitamin E

get a tan
kill the cells faster, temporarily hide the flaws

File: IMG9508211.jpg (40KB, 640x634px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 640x634px

>>42286950
Coco butter and vitamin e help. Also good for you mate. I'm also 5"11 and so far have gone from 241 to 207. Keep it up and dont get discouraged by stretch marks. You're making progress. You just might make it.

You do that

File: 13388734_1776263932606177_1900777823_n.jpg (30KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 480x480px

>>42286920
god hes such a badass, wish he was my father.

A lot of guys have validated that "hurr rounding the back is so bad" is a meme, pete rubish was one I remember. He said that people spend way to much time worrying about form on deadlift and that naturally your body will develop its own way of efficiently performing the deadlift through time based on your own relative proportions and motor skills

>>42286920
Why have you posted a quote from Mark Rippetoe with a picture of Roger Estep?

Wear a condom

you don't. that's why you should only have sex with your virgin wife you fucking degenerates.

File: 1498261999348.jpg (38KB, 657x527px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 657x527px

>>42286844
I always ask for a blood test and a STD exam and make her sign a 3 page contract responsabilizing her for any STDs i may get from having sexual intercourse with me, i use the free prints from uni to print them, had a lawyer friend write them up

alternatively i wear a condom like any sane and sensible person

>>42286823
>is their anything at all I can do to fix wristletism?
You already know the answer.

I'm 6'4" and as a result have insane sasquatch hands that make my wrists look small. My recommendation, even though your wrists dont look small imo, is to bulk up forearms. Reverse curls and Zottman curls did wonders evening out my arm proportions.

>>42286823
Farmer walks and paused shrugs

>>42286816

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>42286816
How'd you get it?

>>42286816
learn to ignore it, thats the only way to deal with it.
do not let it run your life

i need to know if this person is natural

>>42286783
Probably not

>>42286496
because im bored
>1 chicken breast
>1 1/2 cup brown rice
>2 strips of bacon (for fat)
>cup of milk

>>42286544
Cheers brah. Have a (You)

>>42286544
the cup of milk can be replaced with a protien shake or blended together for extra protien

>>42287655
How long have you been wanting to use this pasta

>>42286477
>kill it in the gym
>eat way too much when invited to lunch with coworkers
do i just go full autism and eat by myself in a corner everyday, like how the fuck do people handle this? i order one normal meal and i always end up with too many calories for my daily cutting goals

>>42286477
go for the Fedor bod

>>42286421
Don't wipe down the equipment.

The alpha move is to leave your nasty crotch sweat all over each piece of equipment in order to mark your territory.

yes
yes