How does one wear a ring and not look autistic?

Just wear it.

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Just don't pick something super loud or gaudy. I'm about to cop some dope rings. Also you will rape someones face if you get into a fist fight. I'm not aggressive but I wouldn't mind having them if some asshole gets froggy.

I've got a ring that only fits on the left ring finger (the marriage one) and my right pinky.

both seem like equally bad places to wear them/

what should I do, fa?

i have slim girly hands, rings look ridiculously feminine on my hands. :(

>>9408030
wear simple masculine designs
don't be an actual autist

BASED SRULI

>>9408085
what kind of fucked up fingers do you have if a ring only fits on two different fingers on two different hands

Get married. Alt. Obtain a ring that is either a family heirloom or a momento

>>9408169
>Obtain a ring that is either a family heirloom or a momento

I have a silver ring that my mother gave me when I was a child. It works as a pinky ring and is quite a nice design.

Does that count?

>>9408230
Yes. It's silver, it's a gift from your mother. If it's not some gaudy shit, it's good.

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Concrete ring

>>9408336
i feel like that shit would crack if you slapped a table hard enough

>>9408349
There's a metal ring in there and it's fucking reinforced Rick Owens grade concrete. You would also crack your table and your fingers.

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>>9408364
>Rick Owens grade concrete

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>>9408364
everyone knows rick owens makes great concrete

>>9408030
rings never look good imo, unless you REALLY know your fashion and are camp enough to pull them off properly. and it really depends on what look you are going for - if you want a hunter s thompson kind of look, rings are an absolute no. however if you want a zef/yung lean look i suppose they could look good.

>>9408085
Go to jeweller and get them to stretch/shrink the band

>Option A: Get married
>Option B: Belong to an old family with its own crest
>Option C: Get an edgy-try-hard thick fashion ring

Pick one.

>>9408364
>RICK OWENS GRADE CONCRETE

>>9408364
>rick owens grade concrete
Say no more, I am buying it now

I don't know, guys. I really think its hard to pull off a ring that isn't your wedding band in this day and age.

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>>9408364
>Rick Owens grade concrete

>finger blast me, anon
>"nah, i'd rather not get muh rings all stinky"

^.^