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RDJ not on his tip toes for once in rickdidas
Bro checkout my sweet italian sneakers! They cost 300 bucks!
What has /fa/ become? People ITT like this guy's Neo cosplay.
Get a grip.
>be me, morning time
>laying in bed, daydreaming of Alexander McQueen and his beautiful suicide
>after crying and thinking about the day ahead of me, I get up
>accidentally trip over my rick kicks on the way to the kitchen
>"it's okay though, because they look better beaten up", I think to myself
>make my way into the kitchen
>reality soon hits me. I must not eat. "I refuse to be a fatty like all those plebs on /fa/"
>"coffee it is", I mutter to myself
>make my way over to the refrigerator to retrieve my refined soy milk creamer
>as I open my refrigerator door, I see a diamond in the ruff, a revolutionary artistic idea
>it was my mother's 2% milk
>I start to get dizzy from low blood sugar and the excitement, but it soon passes
>that's when the moment of clarity struck. "I MUST get this idea in motion", I tell myself
>start to strut back to my room
>spend 2 hours in my closet, frantically trying to find an outfit that expresses my deep emotions
>"I've found it."
>call an acquaintance of mine in attempts of getting a ride downtown
>after negotiating and letting him know that i'm a model, he obliges
>while waiting for my best friend to arrive, I'm thinking to myself, "I know I'm missing something"
>my personal driver shows up and he's in a hurry, so I'm in a panic
>"I need something else!" I shout. "What can I do?"
>I run inside looking around and I spot the Captain Crunch
>I walk back calmly to the car with a smile on my face, squeezing the Captain Crunch in my ottermode arms
>after 20 minutes of driving, we finally make our destination to the most gorgeous alleyway
And the rest is history.
I'm going for a haircut soon.
What should I tell them?
tfw you could post a picture of yourself in this thread and it would be appropriate
he's wearing a long fitting shirt, slightly bagging his pants and then wearing super high top shoes.
it makes him look super short and disproportioned. Someone tell this guy how to dress please.
Well, he's rich. Why should chicks not like his photos? It reminds me of hot fb chicks where guys do the same for no reason with the hope of getting laid.
If I was him I'd like myself too in that pic. But he's a manlet though and really trying too hard. Fagit.
>obscur leather jacket
>decent graphic tee
>pretty deece sunglasses
>those fucking pants
This Manlet goes to my school, wears a peacoat with a tie and combat boots.
>No chin, no jaw, no defined chiseled features
>yet still tries to fo for that POWER look
>bro I'm a ceo believe me!
Same goes for the STEM beta faggots who try to dress like excentric art collectors.
I don't usually like to poke fun but I can't look at this without grinding my teeth
Green Tea Frappucino
At Starbucks my main girl Susan (Used to be Steve, but she discovered tumblr) sees my 1936 Corvette pull up and start brewing that shit right up for me.
God I love Japan
>4/7 wearing camo
>lol @ the poorfag who could only afford brown CPs because they were the only color on heavy sale
>brown CP guy and that scoop on his fat manlet frame
>nigger in bucket hat
That would look cool if he ditched the summer fucking straw hat and coat.
Fedora steez only works if you follow the etiquettes of the time aswell, otherwise you look like some kid who just put on all his dads clothes
I dont understand this one. I been away from 4chin a couple of months and the last week i've seen this pic at least 10 times. I dont understand whats cringy other than his tie.
>tfw people can't tell I'm a STEM major b/c I don't dress like poo
Also a lot of these pics are poor fits, but they're not cringy. I think people are just posting pics of people they know irl to get some sort of weird validation
WTF is this shit
I've got this guy on my fb, want more?
sometimes i think people want to buy designer ware for the sheer challenge of trying to earn 1k for a pair of shoes is what makes people want the shoes, their lives have gone past the idea of actually liking the design, yet they are also not willing to buy on aliex because they just want to feel what it's like to spend 1k on shoes.
oh fuck these people block the fucking sidewalks in westwood village all the fucking time because as shown in the photo, they also walk exactly in the places they are standing right now. i guess if your posse hogs the entire sidewalk like a lawnmower in a crevice there's a good chance one of these people will attract le azn chick
probably not, theyre too busy getting laid and fucking in the dorms then trying to get to class on time or study for exams. i dont see why anyone would feel the need to be a peacock in college, in fact, something haute couture would be disruptive hence thats why that stuff is dismissed in that setting and nobody has any aspirations to be fashionable in that environment. its not rewarded.
you are the oddball by definition. no wonder you dont have friends.
Junior on frat row. And no, I am not dressed like the typical frat star hahaha. Most of my bros give me shit, but I secretly think they're all jealous that most of the girls hit on me instead of them at parties..
>24inches of sandwich are needed to fill that void