>all these vapid socialite goofnuggets and hypebeests that showed up for notch's housewarming party
>every single one of them is there to sponge money off a fat Swedish neckbeard at his $70M mansion.
http://photo.rukes.com/notch/notch.html
>>9334625
Literally /fa/ personified
>>9334629
He's really into minecraft
holy fuck memechrome is really in full swing isn't it?
why are hypebeasts so cringeworthy? they are all ugly and fat
>notch
literally who?
Go back to your vidya gaems retard
is that fucking selena gomez on the left
>>9334804
Is that a yesstyle hoody on the guy on the right?
>all this memeochrome
they look just like you /fa/
i cant believe selena gomez is dating that shitty ass edm producer but then again i can since they are both corny as fuck
they look cool
>>9334804
I want to punch that guy's face on the right next to the fat guy.
Also, where the fuck is Notch on these pictures?
>>9334804
that bitch dating motherfucking john connor
>mfw a fucking Java programmer has so many fuccboi friends
This is what happens when a fat neckbeard with no taste who probably browses /v/ becomes a billionaire
Yes I'm jealous but
>implying I would let these people into my house
This makes me never want to wear my black/black varsity jacket ever again
Kära /fa/
Era tårar är delikata.
/miljardär
>>9334804
The fuck...
> implying OP isn't notch himself
>>9337539
kan jag ha en lite godis ;))
>>9334625
tell me /fa/
I need to know
how do I avoid looking like these people
what do I do to avoid looking as bad as them
>>9337790
if you wear goof clothes, you're gonna look like a goof regardless of how much money you have.
>>9334629
is that one of those asian assassins creed hoodies from on the black mannequins?
>>9334804
Why would a guy with money wear a fucking yesstyle hoodie
>>9337790
1. Be attractive
2. Don't be overweight (see #1)
3. Don't ever buy things from yesstyle
4. Don't be a manlet
>>9334804
Ha, I went to a concert of the guy in right..
It was so shitty, haha...
>>9334625
good time to sell off your memes before these hype cucks stop wanting to dress the same
>>9336498
im a noob @ photoography
whats wrong with them?
who the fuck is notch
are you talking about the fedora wearing minecraft dev
>>9338918
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=notch+housewarming
>>9338921
>/lmgtfy.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=why+won%27t+I+ever+get+a+gf%3F
>>9334804
also has an exotic car in the background
>>9338646
oh my god the things morons say
hurr durr its black so it must be memeochrome huuuur gobninj rik owns rif sims
made in taiwan rags wearing ass loser
>>9334625
>has a fucking transformer in his garage
>candy dispensers installed
he really is autistic isn't he?
>>9339181
Google notch
textbook fedora tipper
smart and succesful
fedora tipper nonetheless
I laughed at first when seeing the thumbnail, thinking the guy in the middle had his gangly ass arms around the whole group.
>>9339181
He made a game that combines legos with circuitry and wears a fedora in every picture he's in
Let the man have his transformer
>>9339181
Came with the house. Interior decorators know how to pander.
>money cant buy culture
lol at seriously everybody in memeochrome
>>9334625
>mfw i know half these niggas irl
>>9339297
Pics or it didn't happen!
wait how did he make THAT kind of money? i thought minecraft was a relatively cheap game with great success, but I didn't know he made that much.
I could never primarily live in a house dedicated to hosting people.
What are the chances of even half of those people ever playing minecraft?
I take it all black was the theme of the party and a few selection of people didn't get the memo?
>>9339757
Do you not recall Microsoft buying Mojang?
>>9339757
Even if you don't include him selling it for billions to M$ he was still making millions from people buying the game. Do you know how many people actually play that shit? At $30 a pop he was raking it in.
>>9339813
Also people were buying the game multiple times to get different usernames
>>9339757
microsoft bought mojang for $1 billion
assuming half of that went to him, hes set for the rest of his life now
>>9339857
2.5 Billion*
>>9339871
thats even more money that went to notch
hes truly the 'started from the bottom, now were here'
It's not like anybody on /fa/ is less vapid.