>get on empty bus
>next stop, bus is still empty and this hot chick sits right across the aisle from me
>get on another bus
>sit by this girl
>she starts playing with her hair for 5 minutes while looking at me
> go to campus bookstore
> cashier with huge tits smiles at me right as I walk into the store
>another hot cashier makes conversation with me every time I go in her line
>go to work
>hot milf says I look nice
>walking down the street
>girls turn their heads to look at me
> pass by this hot chick
>look in window reflection and she turned around to look at me
>1st day of class
>one of the first people there, classroom is almost empty
>girl sits right in front of me
>hot girl sits to the right of me
>go to another class
>classmate turns around and says I look cute
>go to work
>milf is always happy to see me
>another milf always touches my hands when she talks to me
>tfw OP is too autistic to actually interact with any of them.
>have a gf
>friends compliment me literally every time I see them
>every time I meet someone new they compliment a piece I'm wearing and my eyes
>grew up with 3 women and no dad so a bit feminine and talk to girls easily
>understand women so all my female friends say I'm the perfect boyfriend
>don't cheat on my girlfriend because I'm not a faggot
>for some reason this makes girls like me even more
My life is pretty good sometimes.
>girls always smile back when you smile to them
>if there are multiple options of people to sit next to on a bus, a cute girl chooses to sit by you
>girls shout from a block away that you are handsome
>have fly as fuck fashion sense and only wear the best fitted jackets, leather shoes, wool trousers, etc etc
>working at car wash
> usual pick up line: "if you're gonna look this good, you better expect to get picked up on.
> get at least 15 numbers a week
> car less
> Hooks up with one out of 50 grilsl i interact every 2 weeks
>broke as fuck
> feels ok i guess
>meet girls online
>hey you're pretty cute
>send picture of my face again through snapchat
>gosh ANON you're cute!
>can I see your dick again?
It's a good feel but women are so demanding about the piece. I'd rather just send them my face and just talk to qt girls then just get nudes.
It's a real confidence boost since I don't go out. But when I do I just think about all the qts I met online that said I look good.
Thanks >>>/soc/ :^)
>tfw bad looking day from bloated alcohol face
>tfw hair stylist is booked and your hair is too long
>good looking but shy
>like the driver
>short haired qt works at this place I like to eat
>see her nearly everyday
>one day she tries to start conversation with me
>"hey, you come here a lot, don't you?"
>stare at her and say nothing
>she giggles a bit and looks down, then starts talking to me again
>"so uh, what's your n-"
>"I drive" I reply
>"Oh, that's coo-"
>I interrupt her again, kissing her in slow motion
>she gets scared and scream
>some guy punches me so strong I start lose
>as I black out I start hearing a certain song
>"and a real hero, real human bean"
>I catch a glimpse of him
>wake up 9 PM in a car on top of a hill
>Kavinsky is playing
>a black version of the drive jacket is on my lap
Seriously, I was bad enough from only seeing my dad on the weekends. Thank the lord my mother was pretty masculine for a woman and encouraged me to like violent and masculine things.
I'm not gay nor do I look like a faggot. My mom always encouraged me to do masculine stuff like watching violent cartoons, always gave me cool toys and shit. Also I had masculine influence from my cousins and my mom was pretty cool (she always let me watch violent movies and cartoons).
My mom bought me 6 guns when I was 15 and sent me to my grandparents farm for a month every summer since I was a toddler where I caught snakes and turtles and shot things with a pellet gun. She bought me Saving Private Ryan for my 8th birthday. I'm surprised I haven't killed someone. I've killed a whole lot of animals though. After the first 3 you feel nothing. The first animal I killed was a turtle and I felt horrible and still wish I hadn't because turtles are cool.
Well both my parents were from rural Kansas so that was all normal. I was raised like a kid 60 years ago in a lot of ways which is cool. Luckily I have no temper at all and am nearly perfect in every way. Otherwise if i was an ugly manlet I might have, lol. I've had a wasr ak47 with 3 mags for years. And it's got an under folding stock and fits in a backpack.
>be good looking
>be in shape
almost did it guys!!!
if you're good looking and in shape height doesn't matter. just be confident. and if you really let /fa/ culture get you down about something you can't even change then you probably have other problems
>girl turns her head to look at me as I pass while she is talking to another guy
>working drive through
>girls call me sexy as they pull out
>this one girl cannot go 30 seconds without looking at me
>every single female under the age of 25 at works flirts (touches)
>overhear girl asking her friend what she thinks of me
There have been way too many over the years to remember, these are just recent
I'm going to school in marketing and both my parents are salesmen. People love me after one conversation. My girlfriend gave me her number without me asking for it. I work in an upper tier retail store at the mall and I'm good. Owning guns doesn't make me asocial or weird. I live in Phoenix, everyone loves guns here. It's weird if you don't. I'm more than likely better than you in every way. In person I would flatter you and make you feel special. No one knows how narcissistic I am outside of my close friends who are also narcissistic.
being an ubermanlet sucks ass only because you can't pull off looks tall people can
but then again the same can be said for anything else, like hair type, skin color, facial shape, etc...
but being a manlet especially sucks ass
is that really ur body and ur going around acting like ur perfect lmao. y r u trying so hard to convince ppl on an anonymous imageboard that ur better than them...
maybe who ur really trying to convince...
just something to think about :^)
>girls ask to make out with me
>make out with girls
>girls continually talk to me and show signs of interest
>I am autist tier so I pull my best Ryan Gosling impression as I act mysteriously aloof and ignore them
>in person i would flatter you and make you feel special
how often do people like you (good looking, charming, confident/narcissistic) do this while secretly looking down on them. do you do it to say 90% of people you interact with?
>mfw captcha is 1336 not 1337
Once I was in a library and while going to the bathroom a east euro milf was following me as i went to the bathroom, i shut the door and she starts knocking and tell me to open because i'm so cute. I was kind of freaked out because you'll never know with these romanians so i went away
>In the metro
>Everyone going out
>I stay in it
>Girl comes next to me although the metro is empty
>Next station, everyone comes in
>She comes closer and her hand brushes against mine, she's looking at me with a slight smile.
>I bitchslap her and say : No gurl, I ain't single!
>She falls to the ground
>Everyone comes out stomping her on their way out.
>Light a cig outside
Well, just another day.
I'm 5'8" and before boards i never, NEVER had feeling that i'm too short (i've even dated a girl taller than me), now i'm always having bad feeling when i'm talking to someone that is 6'+. Fucking internet.
It's called testosterone dude. Not who you replied to, but unless you're medically fucked in the head, being exposed to violent things as a male raises testosterone more than anything else.
lol, m8 calm down. even 5'5 isn't really that bad (ian connor). id say 5'4 and under is midget status, unless you have super fucked proportions and in that case you look bad no matter how tall or short.
I looked it up and he is 5'8".
That girl on the right looks to be around 5 inches taller than him, making her 6'1", although if she's wearing heels she might be like 5'10". Either way that's really tall for a girl, average is around 5'5".
>even 5'5 isnt that bad
Anything under 6 ft is unattractive m8
I think 5'7" and under is pretty bad. I know plenty of girls who are that tall.
I know a guy who is 5'7" and thinks he's average height for a male in the US. I genuinely feel sorry for him, he's in good shape, lean and muscular, but he just looks so stumpy whenever I see him walking. I've actually heard girls comment about his height and proportions.
>get called good looking by qts all the time
>they pretty obviously flirt with me too
>always lose my spaghetti and play it off as them being friendly
so a bunch of women didn't notice you, didn't acknowledge you unless it was their job to?
go home and fap to the one chick you gave you mediocre customer service at this one place that one time
>I live in Phoenix
I kept following your posts, I KNEW you were from AZ lmfao you go to ASU gay boi?
Not him but I do it all the time. It's not really looking down on them, it's a different feeling/thing. But I don't really like to hang out with ugly people or talk to them unless I have to. But if it's a schoolmate/work colleague/ staff somewhere then I'll make them feel good because I know they'll believe me and I can benefit from it.
height doesn't matter
the only thing that matters is proportions. i know a lot of unattractive tall people. if you're taller than 6'0" and super lanky or have a bad face that is way worse than being >6'0" with good proportions and face
ok, height matters to an extent, but the 4chan bullshit of "if you're less than 5'11-6'0 you're ugly" is absurd. sure, it's not great to be really short (like actually, noticeably short, not just people telling you you're short because your numbers aren't high enough) but it still doesn't even matter that much. girls have height differences too. shorter girls would do better with shorter guys. taller girls would do better with taller guys. i don't understand the absurd expectations people have on this board and /fit/ for height
>go to my first party ever
>girl tells me to lick her hand
>lick it, then transition to full on makeout in the middle everyone
>all the girls the rest of the night are chasing me and I pick the hottest one and fuck her
/fa/ t-thank you
yeah, pathetic, but i got the whole party experience in one night
one dude try to fight me, random make out, basically the king of the party, massive drama, fucked a girl at the end of the night
finally got to be myself and be /fa/ doing it
>dress straight, look straight
>go to straight clubs with mates
>never get with girls because I have no game
>go to gay club by myself, every third guy smiles at me, buying me drinks, get winks, guys chatting to me ect.
>no trouble getting guys
>have decent grindr pic
>get many, many messages
>tfw starting to want girls again
>getting sick of fucking guys all the time
>why aren't I attractive to chicks?
Girls don't approach you. They expect you to do everything you can to get with them because they have a vagina. That's why gay guys have life on easy mode. Very rarely do girls do anything but eye me and when they do it's when they're drunk. Gay guys hit on me at clubs and parties way more often than girls. Actually it's kind of a 1:1 but the women are always 28-32 year olds past their prime.
I do approach and try my luck occasionally, I guess I just have super high standards with girls cause I can afford to with guys. Maybe I'll ask someone with wisdom how to chat up chicks
It's not even worth doing, bar chicks are trash. I can talk to pretty much anyone and girls are just shitty more often than guys and way more boring to talk to. I wish they weren't so boring and had some actual hobbies. Occasionally I meet an interesting woman and she's like 55 and has had kids, traveled, been through loss or divorce, and into something interesting. Maybe men just have harder lives and develop personalities sooner.
>girls don't approach you
this is so true. And when you do approach them sometimes they report you to campus police