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You've opened up a bar/nightclub/establishment of some kind.

What's the dress code?
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>>8952403

none because that would keep the cool kids away
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>>8952403
>You must own and wear at least one piece of designer clothing
Just like /fa/ should be
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>>8952403
No sneakers, no shorts, only long-sleeved button-ups.
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For men:

>No snapbacks
>T-Shirts are allowed if they're plain or tasteful (nothing too extravagant)
>No skinny jeans
>Neatly shaven. Either well trimmed facial hair or completely shaved
>No long hair
>No piercings

For women:

>More cleavage the better.
>No fat chicks.
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>>8952450
Your shit bar wouldn't last a month.
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>>8952403
>all outfits must be appraised at at least $1000 (not including watches and jewelry)
>VIP section all outfits must be appraised at at least $5000 (not including watches and jewelry)
>men must be at least 6', women at least 5'10" including no more than 4" heels
>bf% must be estimated as no more than 10% for men or no more than 18% for women
>all cars appraised at less than $75,000 will be towed
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>>8952487
I feel like these places already exist in Vegas and Miami.
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>>8952492
but do those places have petting zoos? (mine does)
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>>8952498
Lmfao
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>>8952498
is that some sort of code for ethnic brother?
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>>8952458

It'd be awesome, no fatties or scruffs, no matter how $wag they are
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>No dress code
>No clothes allowed
>Must be nude
>It's a brothel
>Pay $10 to get in
>One massive fuck-fest
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Men :
-no full suit allowed (blazer ok)
-no bright/neon colors
-no hat (except 5 panel and beanies when cold)

Women :
-no slutty nor dressy dress
-no bright/neon colors

face check on everyone and if you look under 20 you'll not enter.
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Rick Owens Raf Simons
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>>8952539
usually what I'm rejected in
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>>8952487

>He lives with his mom
>He's a manlet
>He can't drive
>He's too young to drink
>He dresses like a pleb

This is you.
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>>8952450
Modifying this for my personal taste

For men:

>No snapbacks
>T-Shirts are allowed if they're plain or tasteful (nothing too extravagant)
>No skinny jeans
>No drop crotch pants
>No cuffed shorts
>Neatly shaven. Either well trimmed facial hair or completely shaved
>Long hair allowed if well kept
>Light piercings allowed

For women:

>No excessively revealing clothes
>No grossly overweight
>No leggings
>Cheaper entry if you are wearing a Sarashi
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>>8952557

>Free entry if you give the bouncer a blowy
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>>8952557

Surely no shorts full stop?
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>>8952535
And most importantly, no fucking cameras inside.
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>>8952557

No long hair on men! Have you ever seen what looks like a qt3.14 lady from behind, "accidently" drop your wallet on the floor behind them just so you can get a closer look at dat ass, they turn around and you end up with a 10" black cock in your mouth? Wouldn't happen if there was no men with long hair.
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>>8952450
Almost agree:

General:
>No super bright colours
For men:

>No snapbacks
>T-Shirts are allowed if they're plain or tasteful (nothing too extravagant)
>Mostly skinny jeans
>Beard is allowed, as long as it's not a neckbeard or other sloppy facial hair
>No sunglasses inside (Yes people do this)


For women:

>No fat chicks
>
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>>8952600

just to add, no black chicks.
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>>8952584
Well, depends on where the club would be.

>>8952597
No, I haven't.
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>>8952647

I envy you, I truly do.
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>>8952597
>"accidently" drop your wallet on the floor

people actually do this
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>>8952403
>all clubs in vegas have a "strict" dress code
>no converse, no sports hats, no sports jerseys, no jean shorts

>nobody adheres to it or enforces it

the fuck is the point? they doing it just for image?
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>>8952701

Everything is for image.
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Whites only
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>>8952768
ku klux klub
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>>8952768
go back to the 18th century faggot
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>>8952817
Sorry you don't fit the criteria, buddy
there's a jazz club down the street
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>>8952874
good luck getting laid without chubby mexican sluts in your club
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>>8952901
So sorry sieg you're just not quite white enough, man
there's a comedy club 50 blocks this way
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>no girls
>no old creeps
>no fucking in the front room
>free condoms on the bar
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>>8953090
>no shirt
>no pants
>no socks
>no underwear
>just geobaskets
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>no ugly people
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No fuccboi
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>>8953126
>sorry sir but your at most a 4
>"I RUN THIS JOINT YOU SHIT"
>I'm going to have to ask you to leave
>*u sob*
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>>8952403
Depends on what it is. I wouldn't want to have one, but if I was successful enough and had to thin people out I'd just hire the best street semioticians I could find as doorpersons and empower them to make the calls.

Good people come in a range of aesthetics and cash levels. I wouldn't want most of either in, but I've met financiers and train crusties I'd love to have in my venue.

The best stated policy I've seen is Output's, "Brooklyn is the new black."
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>>8952507
You do know that fatties buy more drinks ?
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>no fat women
>no gays
>no fat men
>no insecure men
>no quiet men
>no INTJ personality types
>outfits must be appraised at less than 500 dollars
>drugs are all free
>animal collective and grimes play constantly along with yung lean and vaporwave
>girls can get naked if they want but absolutely no dicks out
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>>8952539
dis nigga gets it
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>>8953899
glad there's at least some vape. i'm good on the lean tho. and why no dicks? i don't wanna be ashamed...
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no indians (obvsly)

no fat people

too lazy to type other requirements, but these are 2 non-brainers.
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>>8953488
Youre more on track than the rest of these idiots but Output is bullshit. They need to turn more people away. Place is always filling up with yeah-bro's that sven would never let into the berghain.
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Gucci man purses, Hugo boss wearing heat bags, 30k millionaires, and escorts/basic pretentious hoes.

No brokebois from /fa/ who spent their college loans on 4th hand used rick owens.

I'm trying to make money, not cater to cornballs.
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Legit tho, I'd probably be super extensive in the hiring process for a doorman. Like you get up to them, he/she eyes you up and down and that's all you get.

Dress codes seem so contrived. A gatekeeper is way cooler.
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>>8955214
Bc I said so bb. Are you a vaporbabe?

I have your name noted for future WAYWTs
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>>8952403
>No untucked shirts
>No t-shirts
>No sneakers
>No dress shoes that you have ever worn to school
Honestly in NZ this would weed out just about every wanker in town
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There's only one rule and that rule is that everyone must be wearing Geobaskets.
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>>8955234
>>8955242
I said best stated policy, not best enforced.

What are some places you're into? I moved to New York less than a year ago and I haven't had a chance to explore places as much as I'd like.

I can see dress codes for certain kinds of restaurants, where people make reservations, but yeah, gatekeepers are the way to go.
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>>8955261
dude your so 2010 lol
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>>8955248
the people who wear brightly coloured vans, chucks and chinos into town make me feel ill.
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>>8952435
B-but muhh CP's
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$25 entry for:
Fat chiks
Ugly people
$5 entry for:
Sexy people
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