Why did Rick marry a 200y old mutant monster?
Fuck I mean hes not the best looking guy, but atleast he could have done better or go gay
>mfw Rick identifies as bisexual
>mfw Rick has had bepis up the bum
The main reasons I'm guessing he first found interest in her
>she was trained and studied under one of the most renowned philosophers today
>she basically got Rick to where she is today
>besides being well versed in philosophy she is still incredibly intelligent and I'm pretty sure she is a fantastic cello(?) player
>they both seem to hold very similar aesthetic values
But even those may be completely wrong. Who is to say who and who can't marry. Maybe he has no interest in any of those and finds her the most beautiful women he has ever seen. Love is extremely particular to the person and no one can tell one person what it is and isn't.
Rick WAS gay until he met Michèle.
Way back in the '80s, Michèle Lamy had her own sportswear line just called Michèle Lamy. She was married to a performance artist and filmmaker named Richard Newton, and was just starting up what would eventually become the iconic '90s restaurant/cabaret/nightclub Les Deux Cafés.
She hired a close friend of hers, Rick Castro, to do the menswear line for Michèle Lamy.
Rick Castro was dating a young, brilliant patternmaker named Rick Owens, who he introduced to Michèle and soon Rick Owens was working for Michèle Lamy, company and woman.
I'll let Rick tell it from here, interviewer in greentext:
>To me, the myth of Rick Owens began with your girlfriend Michelle Lamy. How did the two of you meet?
We met through my boyfriend, one of her best friends. So it's true I'm bisexual. It's supposed to be the other way around, isn't it? People are against bisexuality. It's either shit or get off the pot. It would be great if things were that black and white, but life is all about ambiguities, and sometimes you have to make up the rules as you go along. It would have been easy for me to be completely gay. There was nothing holding me back. In fact, I started out assuming I would be a gay guy who didn't really have relationships, but who would have sex anytime.
>Michelle converted you?
Not at first. I was introduced to her so I could get a job as a patternmaker. She had a sportswear company. I worked for her for two years, but I could never really understand her because she has a really thick French accent. Then it just kind of happened and I really can't imagine having a relationship with anyone else. It's been almost fifteen years. God, who knows what that would be in fag years?
This guy gets it. Just plain love, by their own account the exact same aesthetic taste, and Michèle is just probably one of the most interesting people alive.
Me link dumping stuff about how awesome Michèle is a while back.
"Sloppy bottom" is nesc. bad, I think, just sloppy. Sounds hot to me, but I'm not a gay dude.
I wasn't the interviewer.
That's the interview.
If you want to read Rick tell his own myth perfectly:
Seriously, check the thread on Fuuka I linked, I dumped all the best Rick/Michèle interviews and profiles on the Internet.
This is new, both of them in Paper this month:
If anyone has moer about the myth of Michèle I'd love to hear that. AFAIKtell, there's *one* picture of a design of hers on the Internet and that's because it's on a young Milla Jovovich from an editorial.
Yeah, that's what it sounded to me, but UD says it's:
> A gay man who enjoys having multiple immediately consecutive partners have intercourse with his buttocks.
>There were several sloppy bottoms at the gay orgy last night.
Editorial was branded Michèle Lamy, though. Don't tell me it's wrong and there's nothing?
Analytic snob pls go. To the extent departments matter, the Phil department proper is usually the embarrassing skeevy uncle of the humanities.
im almost certain that they dont actually fugg
i mean, rick was gay in the past so it wouldnt surprise me if their relationship was very loving but entirely platonic (particularly as its michelle no offence but ye she zombiecore)
>Google Michelle Lamy young
>seemingly earliest picture is sepia
>looks old as fuck already
>dat mummified pussy
My guess is that she was born in the '40s
No way she is 50-60 looks too old. This bitch was surely alive during the Salem witcht rials and managed to get away. Look at that Tutankhamen shit skin. She is literally decomposing alive
oh my god people
celebrities (yeah, they are celebrities) enter relationships because it looks better to have TWO strong personalities that people can identify with backing a brand than it does to have ONE.
rick owens is GAY people. and even if he isnt and even if i'm wrong, THEY BANG OTHER PEOPLE. everyone does that. celebrities are not monogamous people. they hook up with all sorts of randoms I'm sure. every president of the united states ever has had concubines. get real fags
Perhaps he found her in the catacombs after he moved to Paris