what is the most aesthetic dog and why is it the bull terrier
>>8542543
this is literally the most retarded looking breed of dog
I'm not even a dog person but try to find a flaw in this dog.
pro-tip: you can't
the poodle is the most aesthetic breed
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaskan_Klee_Kai
Wolf hybrid
>unstable as fuck. Ticking timebomb ready to blow the fuck up on you
>he's a fucking wolf
>he'll fuck you up
>your dog's a goddamn wolf. Ain't no one gonna mess with you
>house getting robbed again because you're a drug dealer who won't give up the night life? he's got your back bro
>chicks dig wolf dog crossbreeds
>newly found girlfriend pinning you on the couch and tickling you? he's got your back bro. Bite that bitch in the calf.
>bitch will stay and limp alongside you while you walk your fucking wolf
>get to take him into all the stores. When someone asks, say he's not a dog, he's a wolf.
>when people ask if he's a service dog, say he provides the service of being badass as fuck
boom
>>8542590
i want to sit on it while high on scag
I have a purebred icelandic sheepdog, they're pretty majestic animals.
>>8542613
>>newly found girlfriend pinning you on the couch and tickling you? he's got your back bro. Bite that bitch in the calf.
>>bitch will stay and limp alongside you while you walk your fucking wolf
lmao. Apparently one of my teacher's sons owns a wolf hybrid. He sounds pretty badass, he does extreme sports and survived being thrown from a car on the highway and shit.
>>8542590
>gross gunk around mouth, nose, eyes
>thinking its aesthetic
naw
>>8542613
le epic
>>8542582
annoying as shit, bites a lot, bad with kids, girlfriends, fucks your house up, lots of medical issues, loud
I have a Westie.
They're the most lovable little goofballs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFZvG3VVVqE
>>8542648
I had one growing up and it was a lovely little dog. We lived on acreage though so he had a lot of land to exercise on. They are hunting dogs and need a lot of mental stimulation and physical activity otherwise they get restless and destructive.
Why has this not been posted?
The friendliest, happiest doggies
Massive
Athletic
Look cool
Called a wolfhound
My old cello teacher had two, god I loved those beasts
>>8542642
that's it's hair. it has red and white hair
>>8542757
That's because Dalmatians are shit breeds right next to Golden retrievers.
Awful dogs.
>>8542620
It's beautiful...
>>8542543
it looked almost cool like 300 yrs ago b4 they were inbred to shit
>>8542582
the only way to get a "genuine" shiba inu for max street cred is to get one from japan and that means it will have radiation poisoning and cancer which it will move on to u
>>8542613
nigger a girl that tickles is sexy as fuck
>>8542543
Bull Terriers are ugly as fuck but they're lovely animals
>>8542757
my dalmatian/australian shepard puppy going HAM
>>8544071
I wish i was a girl so i could put peanut butter on pussy and let your dog lick it off
>>8543363
Fashionable as fuck
>>8542590
this
I plan on getting a big grey standard someday.
I like this white puffy guy. But I forgot what's the name of the breed.
>>8544179
samoyed?
>dogs
>aesthetic
kek
don't get me wrong, dogs can be pretty, friendly and they might tickle their owners' fragile egos but you might want an animal that has a bit more... dignity
Used to have a red doberman (pic is not mine).
People always commented on how beautiful he was. Super smart too. Big ol' teddy bear.
Plans for when I end my major and I get a job:
>rent shithole in the center of some cool city with good views and good space
>transform shithole into coolest place ever
>get a dog (probably a labrador) and call him billy
That's all a man needs.
>>8544196
this
>>8542543
looks like trunks
>>8544196
yea cats rule, especially when they get their hair all over your clothes, destroy your furniture and make it so any friend or girl you bring over who is allergic has a wheezing attack
>>8544211
this is so skewed. a big dog in a small apartment. what kind of city man needs a dog anyways.
>not adopting a washed up racing greyhound
You get a obedient graceful athletic purebred for relatively cheep
>>8542590
i feel like i dun won me a trophy
as a side note these fuckers are too smart for their own good and need a lot of exercise but they don't shed and if you don't cut their hair like some bougie prick they look like little chewbaccas
what's the most vaporwave dog
>>8544308
Big slobbery american bull
>>8544298
>they get their hair all over your clothes
that's the price of having a cat with fab hair plus lint rollers are a thing
>destroy your furniture
not all cats do it
my sister's cat doesn't even know he can use claws in combat
>make it so any friend or girl you bring over who is allergic
just don't let them near the cat
>>8544298
some people are allergic to dogs as well, that's not really a great point...
v pale v dece v chill
>>8544308
anything Japanese or pure white/black
>>8544332
thats why you get a dog with hair numbnuts. dogs with fur are pleb tier
Posting my dog
I like these dogs in theory, a mini greyhound is pretty cool, but they break their legs all the time. Legit i knew one which broke its legs like 10 times in four years, mostly from jumping off a bed. Cool idea, shitty dog.
>>8544326
you know as well as i lint rollers dont get it all. plus there is your bed and whatever else
>>8542590
>>8544081
I've got a black standard poodle.
>>8544372
dont get me wrong, i enjoy cats and dogs. i do like dogs better though. i would never get a dog with fur or a cat though because its just a pain in the ass, and makes your house smell. you may not smell it, everyone else does.
>>8544385
tbh nobody ever notices my cat's smell until they walk into the toilet where his litter box is
plus he's castrated which allegedly prevents cats from spreading pheromones
>>8544372
You totally could legit crush their skull with your hands.
>>8544364
I had a mini greyhound. Sweetest dog. Never was bad until she got too old and her hips gave out. Her body was literally collapsing but her heart was super strong so we had to put her down. Never broke a bone though. Personally, I think they are great dogs.
>>8544389
you mean neutered? the allergen comes from their saliva on their fur not any pheromones. I just meant that animal smell peoples houses get.
>>8542543
majestic eyes, great jawline
aesthetic as fuck
>>8544396
I didn't mean allergies, I meant that cat pheromones stink horribly. before neutering him we had to open all windows when he went to the toilet
>not mentioning the Schnauzer
>smart
>doesn't shed
>looks cool af when groomed right
>pointy ears, and angular face with god-tier jawline
I also think a blue heeler would be a good dog to have on a farm or country property. They look cool as hell and are supposedly quite smart
>>8542620
Fuck man, first time I've come across another owner on 4chan, pic related is mine. Slow as fuck even when young (she's eleven now) unless it's new territory or she's playing, but so so gentle, even tempered and smart.
>>8544426
They're the sweetest dogs. Mine always lies down next to me and puts its head on my foot.
>>8544438
Yes! Although mine does have terrible issues with being alone, always has, does yours cope with that alright? The furthest we've managed to get her is that now she only softly whines when left outside the supermarket, rather than full on barking.. ah well, at least she's great with our cats.
>>8544460
my dog barks whenever I go outside, even if it's just to go to the garage. I think barking a lot is just in their nature.
>>8544465
Ah but she doesn't stop either if you're away for prolonged time that you know? I would love to have more of them later in life, I got this one as a kid but they make such stellar family dogs, however it is a pain in the ass to arrange life so that she's not by herself driving the neighbors insane. I know they cope better being around people but I never really know just how much of a bad case mine is compared to average...
>>8544475
mine stops barking once we're out of sight, we've asked our neighbours. It would be a real problem if she didn't. Maybe another dog could keep yours company though?
>>8542590
I find poodle hair to be absolutely disgusting. I get chills down my spine when I pet poodles (which I no longer do). It's something about the feeling of their fur that bothers the hell out of me...
>>8542543
it looks like a dog with down syndrome, get it together OP
Husky is the correct answer
black and white contrast palette? check
piercing blue eyes? check
cute as fuark as a puppy, badass mofo as adult? check
however, cats will always kick dogs in the butt in terms of cuteness and aesthetics, deal with it
>sleek, delicate bodies
>soft, silky fut
>silent and ginger walking style
>comforting purr
>faint meows that won't disturb any neighbour or scare a qt girl
>plushy paws
>cuddly
>>8544637
>cuddly
this is the thing that cats will always have over dogs
they're soft and flexible so you can get them on your lap, hug them etc.
dogs have that build that makes them sort of 'stiff'
>>8544424
what the fuck, schnauzers are among the least /fa/ dogs ever
>>8544211
are you 10 years old?
>>8544643
they also have a tendency to rub against people they like
my cat like to gives gentle headbutts, cutie pie (pic not mine)
>>8544637
>being gay
>>8542543
>>8544397
What has science done?
>>8544681
I bet you wear cargo shorts
>>8542543
>this spawn of satan
>aesthetic
>>8544690
it looks like it stuck it's head into a beehive
>>8542543
>>8542543
o i get it op
>>8545846
fucking lel
everything ITT are shit
>2014
>not owning a great dane
they're fucking gorgeous
>>8545865
ruh-roh
>all these bitch dogs
Woah, that's one ugly piece of fuckig shit OP
>>8545865
haha scooby-doo
>>8542620
sexy
>>8545865
>>8542670
yo, fuck that video
>>8545872
you cannot decline they're most /fa/ dogs
>>8545894
yeah but I'm wondering about their character
my grandpa had one and it was aggressive as fuck, had to be kept on a chain and shit. attacked my cousin several times
>>8544360
nice pic
>>8544397
kind of niggerish though
i have a dachshund
people hate on him cause he isnt a large breed
but i luv him :-)
>>8545915
dachsunds are cool and longhairs are also qt af
>>8545915
better profile ? •?•?
>>8545927
>anon, your recent cops are pretty /fa/ and all but this box is just so nice
can we also discuss the least /fa/ dog
OP's retarded creature comes close, but my personal one is the yorkshire terrier
it constantly huffs, often hyperactive, it's fur looks like hair dragged from the shower drain and every other pleb basic white girl gets one because it's "so cute"
>>8545950
probably a tie between this, a pitbull, and a chihuahua
>>8544397
uggo as fuck
>>8545846
MINDBLOWN
>>8544304
I too have a former racing hound.
If there's one thing I hate about his though it's how much he sheds. I could pet him for 20 seconds and get a handful of fur, I don't know where he gets it all. Then it sorta just hangs in the air around him like some kind of aura, assuring that anything black you're wearing WILL get hair on it.
That might just be because of how easily he gets scared, though. Fucker jumps at everything.
>>8544643
wtf every cat I've known (except one) has been a total ass when it comes to being cuddly. and that includes the one I have now that follows me everywhere and loves me. the one that was awesome was a stray I met twice and regret not bringing in everyday. I named him 'big muscles' because he was a big guy for me
>>8546137
haha, with me it's the exact opposite - my maine coon is such an attention whore he'll cuddle me even when I'm trying to eat or game and pushed him off several times
>>8544196
>more ... dignity
>/r/atheism
>>8542543
doge core
>>8545892
scooby af
>>8545865
>>8545894
I was never a big fan of great danes until I saw one in person - my opinion completely changed. Maybe it's just the one I saw, but it moved with a grace that no other dog has. So smooth, quiet, and effay.
>>8546817
Also personally I think great danes look better with uncut ears. The upright ears makes them look sort of angry and unwelcoming, IMO.
My vote goes to Cane Corsos. Incredibly smart and nowhere near as menacing as they look. You can train those dogs to do anything.
>>8546857
>>8542676
WILSON
Komondor is most /fa/ dog.
Is my dog /fa/?
>>8547394
i agree with OP. bull terriers are distinctive looking and have a notably goofy personality. simply adorable
breeds i personally find /fa/
>borzoi
>most primitive breeds such as the canaan dog and rhodesian ridgeback
>cane corso
>pitbull (fucking gorgeous with the right coloration and physical characteristics)
>scottish terrier and schnauzer if you're into that dandy look
>doberman pinscher
>greyhound
>viszla
>weimaraner
but any dog can be /fa/ if you put your mind to it
in pic is my dog, a german shepherd
>>8542543
Doberman is the most /fa/ dog
>>8545915
Dachshund brofist.
I own a wire haired Dachshund.
Her mother died giving birth so I raised her myself. Smartest, most loyal, most /fa/ dog ever.
Compliments every fit.
>>8547486
"brofist"
Please leave.
>>8542543
Absolutely not.
Beyold
>>8547516
yes
>>8545830
>I literally know nothing and I get off on telling other people about it.
Is my dog /fa/?
Also, what do you think she is? (breed wise)
>>8546857
That nigger looks fucking terrifying.
Irish Wolfhounds have class.
>>8547549
I'd get one if they didn't have such a short lifespan. 7 years on average.
Dogs become your best friend so quickly. I wouldn't want a breed that doesn't have a chance of becoming 15.
>>8542543
I've got a black and tan coonhound that I've had since I was little.
We use to hunt with her but now that she's older she just lays around the house.
I know that they may not be effay but she's easily one of the chillest and sweetest dogs. Also, she's goofy as fuck. I mean, their faces just crack me up.
Anyways, 10/10 to me. Would not cop again because I'll be incredibly sad when she goes. She practically grew up with me.
>>8547536
not /fa/, but qt
fuck, I want a dog
>>8542582
You posted the wrong image.
>>8547573
What a fucking fag, get a real dog.
>>8547568
>>8547579
heh, what's your pic?
cause it looks like Caucasian Shepherd, and I had one, was a great dog
I was like 11 or 12, and I could ride it
or maybe it was alabai
>>8547588
jesus, look what I found
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egyptian_Mau
10/10 patrician pet
>>8547588
>filename "caucasian-shepherd"
>>8547596
lel
>>8544196
Dogs are actually smarter than cats by a wide margin. The aesthetic of sophistication of cats is only superficial.
>>8544637
shit on fucking anything they dont like
you fucking plebs
>no one has said pharaoh hound
come on, guys
>>8542590
any dog smaller than a cat is not a dog
>>8547736
alrighty then
>>8547468
my nigga
>>8547486
cute!
>>8544186
i think that's an american eskimo. samoyeds are huge
>>8545865
>>8546817
I used to have a great dane. She was exactly like Scooby Doo in that she was scared of everything. Very goofy, loving, clingy, etc. She passed away because of bloat though even though we got the gastropexy procedure done and were very careful about it. They only live to about 7 anyway. Very sad. Best dog I've ever had.
>>8545950
definitely chihuahua for least /fa/. second is yorkshire terrier. i live with a chihuahua x yorkshire terrier mix. i hate him.
>>8548787
All dogs are perfect creatures.
>>8548796
>breed so inbred they have several health issues
>>8548787
>chihuahua x yorkshire terrier mix
ffffuck
i really like cats/dogs with warm brown fur, v cozy looking
>>8544304
aw they make me feel so bad because of what goes on at the racing tracks there, poor things. i might actually get one b/c the bf works there and he wants them to have good homes when they retire
>>8547347
holy shit was that a friday night dinner reference?
and the answer to OP's question is "whippets"
>>8547739
any dog smaller than this cat is still not a dog
>>8546857
>Cane Corsos
>google it
>The Cane Corso [?ka?ne ?k?rso] is an Italian breed of dog, for years valued highly in Italy as a companion, guardian and hunter.
mfw i'm italian and i never saw one around
>>8546857
Right on! But really a shit ton of dogs a effay as fuck.
>>8548796
>>8548819
>>8548829
i'm pretty sure this dog came from a puppy mill, too. he's very aggressive towards children for no reason. of course also very yappy like most little dogs. i've never met a dog that cannot learn how to sit within 2 short training sessions. it took this puppy about two months, and he still doesn't do it most of the time. he also starts fights over random things the other dogs. he's the only dog i've gotten to known that i hate.
i love dogs more than any other creature on the planet, but that doesn't mean i have to love them all blindly. i love dogs for their "man's best friend" traits and this dog doesn't have them.
>>8548868
New Jersey /=/ Italy
>>8542774
But they have such short lifespans ;_;
This dog is classy as fuck though, same with great danes
>>8545905
Aggressiveness isn't really a characteristic of the breed. They are generally really gentle and sweet dogs.
>>8548987
kek
>2014
>not wanting a rottweiler
>kek
>>8542613
*tips fedora*
>>8549204
even givenchy knows this shit
for sure
>fa Dogs
>No Caucasian Shepherd dog
Get it together /fa/
>>8547459
Boogie?
>>8550042
What are those boots? =)
>>8550058
are you blind, you fucking retard? we were talking about those itt
>>8542590
>Shit eating grin
>>8547536
looks like a mountain feist
duh
>>8551369
im surprised this hasnt been said