How /fa/ is your first name? What will you name your firstborn?

>>8515218
>Maximus
*tips fedora*

>Vladimir (inb4 slav joke)
>Christopher if male, Suzanne if girl

Oliver

I fucking hate it

r8 ;_;

>>8515249
Oops

M: Dorian, F: Lily

Andrew

Melissa or i dunno lol

>Christoffer
>M: IDK F: Marcella

Damian

M: Ezra

F: Gloria

Brighton

M: Victor
F: Celeste

>>8515264
My man
Damian checking in

I've always been a fan of Evelyn and Aurelius

m: judd
f: abortion

>Rosa
>M: Farai F:Arisa

>>8515254
Melissa in my mind is an american college student whos had intercourse with a few too many frat boys over the summer. I love the name, but the association kills it.

>>8515249
Oliver is /fa/ af bro

>>8515295
i shorten it to Ollie all the time

is ollie as /fa/?

>>8515218
>Caleb
>M: Abbadon the Despoiler F: mycherrycrush
full first name only

mark

M: rick F: ann

Nico

Probably Adam or some shit

Peter

M:Felix F: Eleanor

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Leonidas

Lazarus

M:Boone F:Andrea

>>8515296
Nicknames are never /fa/, its for teenagers and serial killers. Not to say I don't use them nor have my own.

>>8515249
Oliver is as /fa/ as it can get.

Source: Am Oliver

we just looked up are names yesterday, and holy shit my brothers name.

Larry

Laurel wearer

basically, Winner

mine is Luke which i think sound more /fa/

Jack

Blegh, I hate it. Much prefer my middle name, Alexander.

>First name
D-dave ._.

>First born
R-Rafael ._.

>Karim

>I have absolute no idea

>>8515218
Sebastian

Robert but people call me
>rob

Leo for m
never thought of a girls name

>>8515218
Already have a first born. Her name is Effie.

>Adam
>Probably Madeline if a girl, don't want a shitty son

>Randolph
>M: Benvolio F: Maria

Tim

boy: Soren
girl: Emily

Adrian
Mantas/Lillith

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>>8515507

>Soren

confirmed for godtier son

>>8515218
>Oliver
>M: Diego F: Isabelle

My first name is Sullivan, thanks rents.
F: imogen
M: aurelius

also Max
people keep telling me its a dogs name

Steven

Boy: Thomas
Girl: Elizabeth

Kevin

Boy: Jaden
Girl: Sky

Mason

M: Jayden F: Ayden

Melchior

Boy: Thybalt (shortened to Ty)
Girl: Nea

Tony

Male- Bill
Female- Sue

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Errol

My son is Edwin

>>8515610
I used to think Tony was a okay name but I know way too many other Tonyd that are douches, fags, or just plain annoying.

Victor

>Boy: Ryan
I've always liked this name, it's short and simple yet sound strong.

>Girl: Jennifer
I can't really remember where or when I took the liking for this name. It just sounds so damn beautiful to me

my name is Oliver, but I'm blasian.

M: Giancarlo F: Shakira

>Coulter

M: Archer F: Kathryn
Not too convinced on the girl's name but it's a family name so idk

>Noah
>M: Abel or Raphael, F: My or Andrea

Mickey

M:Oliver F:Rosemary

>>8515324
>mfw everyone calls me boone becuz is last name

Marcus
Always thought I had a black name but then I realized many Romans were named Marcus

M: Thomas, Theodore, or Alexander
F: Charlotte, Victoria, Frederica

>>8515218
best unisex names? the only good one i can think of is robin

>>8515853
robin is about as unisex as pink baby clothes you faggot

>>8515218
My first name is Alekzia. My middle name is pretty /fa/ (as in fashion-board-on-an-anime-forum). It's Katana


I will probably never have children.

>Alex
> M: Rhaegar
> F: Daenerys

>>8515858
>My middle name is pretty /fa/
>Katana

*unsheathes fedora*

>>8515858
your middle name is lame as fuck

Alekzia "Candle Fucker" Hussein

is better suited for you

Sofia
M: Mateo, Cristóbal or Cristofer
F: Violeta , Frida,

>Gavin

>If M, Ezra or Soren or Alexander
>If F, Elizabeth or Gwen or Claudia

Alhaji

M - Idk tbh
F - Amie-Marie (combination of my mom and sisters name)

>>8515218
Timothy
M: Seamus F: Adelaide

>>8515867
>*unsheathes fedora*
ayy lmao

>Jakub
>boy: Stanis?aw girl: Antonina or Julia

Sebastian

Boy:Rick Girl:Cara

>>8515925
not Richard?

>>8515925
>Rick
>not Saturnino

Keven

Shitty name and it's spelled weird

>>8515940
boy: Dominic
girl: Olive

>>8515218
Nathaniel

David
>too normcore but still /fa/

M: Owen
F: Daya

Michael

M: fuck, I don't know
F: Ellouise

>>8515218
>tfw my name is max :3

>>8515316
>tfw mine's Félix

I don't like, but it's not that common tho

Robert
>Male
Francis
>Female
I don't know Frances I guess

>>8515975
Mike?

>>8515981
>I don't know Frances I guess
She'll get called Fran which will make her sound like a 40 year old child minder

>>8515547
>I'm angry at my parents for giving me a bad name and I will take out my frustrations on my own childrens' birth certificates

stefan

m: alexander
f: aborted

>>8515989
>Fran
Good point

Roland

M: Henry
F: Susanna

Cameron

M: Maxwell

F: Chanelle

>>8515989
Is Francis as a male name alright?

>>8515574
>Jaden

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>>8515245

>>8516005
yeah, no-one's going to call him Fran.

Giorgio

M: Fëdor
F: Dalia, Clotilde, Ayla

>>8516012

*Tips Fëdor*

Robert
>tfw get called Rob still
Daniel if male
Amy if girl

Anastasia

Have no idea what to name my kids, but I'll probably refuse to use generic names

>>8516022
>Anastasia
Russian?

>>8516026
yup

>>8515507
HAHAHAHA SOREN? Medmindre du vil have at din fremtidige son hopper ud fra en bro for han runder 20, så overvej et andet navn. Skidefjæs.

alexander

probably not having kids

>tfw Brazilian
>can literally name my children whatever the fuck I want
>I know a guy called Gary Lineker de Oliveira e Silva

Sam

If I had a son I'd probably name him something vaguely old western like Luke or Wyatt. Don't know what I'd name a girl.

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>>8516043
because of no culture HUEHUEHUE

>>8516048
#rekt

Matthew

M: Oliver
F: Natasha

Dalena

M: Leo or Nico
F: Caesura

>>8515218

Alexander

Steve

Would name my son Oliver and my daughter Sophie.

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>Christian

>Male: Joseph
>Female: Andrea

>Jan
>M: Theodore or Augustine
>F: Meredith, Meridian or Cynthia

Matt

Mason or Johanna

>>8515291
I'm an American and know two slutty Melissas.

>>8516073
Theodore Augustus Gloop was that fat kid from willy wonks m8

>>8516073
Jan aswell ;_; hate it

M: Alexander F: Lauren

>I'm Harry but find it hard to pronounce H's because I'm a Londoner.
>inb4 called a paki.

>>8515296

Oliver is the perfect name imo because it's kinda formal but not too serious and then you turn it into Ollie and you're suddenly just that pretty chill dude.

>>8516084
His name was ''Augustus Gloop'' not Theodore Augustus Gloop
>Augustine

>>8515218
>fuccgurl inspo

Name of firstborn

Axel/Virgil

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Erik

I don't want kids.

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James

M - Slappy
F - Dahlia

M: Dappy
F: Tulisa

>>8516100
Really? Fuck man I need to re watch that

Elijah or Eli (not very effay in my opinion)

M: Yuri
F: Remy

>Dylan
>M: Liam F: I dunno something similar

>>8515218
>wanting to have kids

ITT: plebs

Just quit fashion now. Seriously

>>8516136

Remy is a guys name

>>8516132
>Really? Fuck man I need to reread that

ft4y

>>8516154
just jealous that nobody is ever going to want children with you?

>Addison (Male)
I don't want children.

>>8516158
i've heard of a lot of girls with the name remy... i guess it would work for a guy too though

Is William /fa/? Could it be more /fa/ if I go by Will or Bill?

>>8516285
William > Will > Bill

>>8516304
Thanks m8

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>Julian
>M: Ren F: Rei

Colby (I fucking hate it)

M: Andrew or Gabriel
F: Lilly

>>8515908

>Possible Polak Detected
>Source: My middle name is Jakub

Davie

M: leo F: Penelope

>>8515218
Tristan

>>8515249
dope fucking name

>>8515278
>Aurelius
*tip*

>>8515307
possibly the most dadcore naming scheme possible.

Anthony

>Alexander

>Marina

>>8515454
top tier

Cole
M: Oliver F: Silvia

>>8515249
oliver is an effay name son

Björn/Tennyson

M: Mikael (Mee-kye-el) or Leo. Maybe Atticus as a middle name if I can get away with it.
F: Maren


>>8516073
Augustine is a female name. It's the female version of Augustus.

>>8515437
you're gross

Mark

M: Charles
F: Niamh or Áine

>>8515324
>>8515735
Isn't Andrea a guy's name? I know an Italian dude called Andrea.

>Drew
>M: Clark Eliot
F: Claire Eliot

>>8515712
my name is Ryan and I'm not really a fan of it. ever Spanish speaking person cant pronounce it and calls me Bryan

>>8516396
yes it is

>My Name
Jake

>First Born
Isaac

>Markus
>M: Oliver F: Marie

>Hannah
>M:Poseidon F:Jade

I don't really know... I just always say Poseidon for some reason.

>Muhammad

sh-should I change it? ;_;

>>8516414
>Hannah confirmed for shit taste

I've actually always liked the idea of naming a kid after some ancient god, but then what if your kid grows up to be a total faggot? What if you name your kid Odin and he's a 5'8" chubster with a nasally voice?

if ur name isn't derived from u culture/ ethnicity it's shit

>Julian
if i have kids male will be Holden, or similar name
female will be either Beatrice, or Asher, or Claudia

>>8516032
Pls be in moscow

> Ali

it's pretty /fa/ until i get some fucking durka lecturing me about why i dont speak arabic
Male: ???
Female - Astrid, Anna-Sophia

>>8516436
I always just say Poseidon as a joke... I'd probably name a dog that, not a kid.

It'd be cool to find a good male name that's based after an ancient god, but I don't want to curse them or anything with having to carry that around.

wanna have babies and you can pick the name?
:3c

>Sean

>M: Eric F: April

Ian. I don't know if that's 'fa' or not.

tfw my name is marko
m: rasputin f: olivia

>>8516504
Ian's a nice name it's just that there's a good few serial killers called Ian

>>8515307
look at this mark lol

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John

Is Ivan effay?

>>8515218

>Alexander
>Alexander
>Alexandra

>>8516434
Yeah, its my middle name and one time I almost wasn't able to get a visa because of some mixup with my name.

>Arthur
>M: Oswald (Armenian: Osvald) F: Andrée

Nico

I never actually thought about how to name my kids, but it won't happen yet anyways

>>8515218
>Eric
>M: idk, maybe Eric too
>F: Ruth or Esther, jewish names are top-tier.

Axel

M: Thomas
F: Julie

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>>8516666

>>8516396
In Denmark it's a girls name.

>Emilia

>child names: Mia, Lydia, Ragnar, Manne

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>jack
>male=Nikola
>female=Nicola

>mfw all these alexanders

eduardo

M: alexander, edward, thomas, caesar
F: suzie, juliet


also is becky a bad girl name?

Lewis

Son: Elias
Daughter: Ingrid

>>8516717
not if you want your daughter to be bullied and become a fat feminist

M: Louis, Adel, Swann or Armand
F: I don't know

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David

not /fa/

>anthony
>boy : Sean or Zoey
>girl : Francis, call her frankie, or franny (like franny and zoey)

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>>8516541
fuckin mark-ass mark

So much Oliver love

I feel happy about myself now

My name's Eric

Son: Leif
Daughter: idk... Rory or something

>>8516051
something something world cup

Jesse

Boy: Ishmael or Valentin
Girl: Scout

>>8516806
that's mad gay bruh

>>8516793
>My name's Eric
>Son: Leif
oh u

>>8516790
I named my cat Oliver. Not saying its a cat name but I can't have kids so that's all I'll get to name.

>>8516809
which one bruh

Alan


Ryan or Clarisse

>>8516591
yes

>>8516405
Another Jake reporting in.
Is it /fa/?

>>8516405
>>8516876
Jake here as well

>Tyson
>haven't decided yet

>>8515853
charlie, jamie, alex

>>8516315
please tell me how cheesy my name is, /fa/

>>8516924
its fine until you say how much you don't like it. own that shit. its as lame as you allow it to be.

>>8515245
>>8515261
My colored gentlemen

Chris
M: Andrew/Edward
F: Erin/Elizabeth

>>8516315
It's a cool name, unfortunately it's the Jayden of 25 years ago so that's a drawback.
But hey, it could be worse.

brett

>>8516810
that means your grandkids can be pokemasters

Kristian

kriss-tee-uhn

http://www.forvo.com/word/kristian/

a-am I effay

>ctrl+f
>15 results for Oliver
I can finally appreciate my name
m: Stefan f: Grace

David

M: Martin-Friedrich or one of them
F: Héloïse/Alice

My son will carry the philosopher's gene in my family, so let's give him a proper name for it.

Gideon.

I used to hate it, but All That Jazz makes me realize that it's actually pretty /fa/ name.

thing is no one seems to know how to pronounce it.

Kurt, not too sure how to feel about it

M:Steffan F:Florence

>>8515218
i would name my children
M: Burtha
F: Robbert
having a name belonging to the opposite gender is as fah as it gets

charles represent

Forrest
but you can call me Mr Exclusive aka Yung Thug Nigga
babbies r stoopid so im not gunna have one o' those lol

My name is Noah, pronounced Noach.
M: Malachim
F:Sapir

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Nicholas

M=Theodus F=Roxxane

Tom
M: Vincent or Vincenzo F: Rita (my grandparents names)

Frederick. Not a very pleasant name but it always gets me attention. I've met two people named Frederick: my father and my cousin.

M: Frederick (He will go by his middle name, Alex) F: Charlotte (Charlie)

>Calum
>M: Josh F: Ruby

I always seem to get on well with guys called Josh, and Ruby is a sexy name for a sexy slut.

>>8517189
Hello Severe

Florian.

>>8515569
Holy shit, thats me and my sister's names... are you my dad?

>>8515218
Marty
m: marty f:marty transgend:rogger

>>8517218
Not very /fa/, sorry.

>>8517217
Bretty good, it's interesting.

>>8517214
Basic.

>>8517206
Sounds good, not a fan of Nick though.

>>8517189
Noah's /fa/ as fuck.

>>8517171
Meh.

>>8517162
Not too cool, reminds me of Kurt Angle.

>>8517150
It's aight.

>>8516959
Decent.

>>8516947
Terrible, hate that name.

Connor

how'd I fare

Brodie, think my mom wanted me to be a speshul snowflake
M: Rafael (inb4 raf simons)
F: Abortion

Otto

Väinö I guess

>>8515218
>RJ for short, stands for Reuel John

M: Luther F: Sky

Guys, how /fa/ is Franz?

>Thomas / Tom / Tommy
>M: Not sure
>F: Naomi

>>8517278
very fa , i'm jelly

Vivienne
M: Windsor or Othello
F: Daphne idk

>>8517278

very /fa/

My first name is Brady, please tell me about how not /fa/ it is

Calvin
m: Lloyd
f: Chloe

>>8517278
Lol Franz, worse is just David

Fabian
M: Paul
F: Nora

Alicia
Boy : Martin
Girl: Jordan or Frederika.

>>8517334
Antonino
M: bear or levitt
F:abortion

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Kingsley (everyone I know calls me King)
M: Cameron, but idk
F: Lillie

Zain

M: Hamza
F: Zara

Zara is the GOAT female name

Susana
M: Arthur / James
F: Cecilia / Angelina

>Muhammad
yeah, I know
>Having kids
>/fa/

Anders, even if these hick around here can't pronounce it for shit, its still fucking great.

My first kid is going to be something Germanic, Maximilian probs for a guy or Laura for a girl

>Alexander
>M: Not sure yet F: Willow

Ruben

M: Gabriel
F: Alessa

>>8516518
Interesting. I'll have to look into that. I don't mind it, I don't know many Ians

>>8515853
sam, aaron/erin, ayden, jordan
>>8516344
This is a good name.
>>8516396
>>8516401
I know a girl named Andrea.
>>8515507
>Soren
>>8516492
Athena, Hera/Juno, Hermes, Ceres, Selene and Artemis/Diana arent too bad as names. Athena is common compared to the others.
Now thats just going through wiki's pantheon.
Bia, Tyche, and Iris are looking good to me as well. My neighbor's name is Iris.
>>8516457
Why Holden? Salinger?
>>8516717
I'd just stick with Rebecca and she can choose that nickname.
>>8516793
Leif is really good.
>>8516806
>Scout
why?
>>8517260
subtle
>>8517309
sorry

Zacharia (Zach)
M: Afif
F: let the wife name her.

alexander

im letting the girl i get preggo come up with the names and i will be the judge

Isaac
m: idk
f: skylar

M: Alcatraz
F: Pail
N: Johndammit

>Dario
>Male: Adamus
>Female: Noel

August

M: Kyuss
F: Devaya

>M: Dante, Benicio, Remi
>F: Amelia, Jennifer, Patricia

Johannes

not bad in Germany, suck's in foreign countries, once a guy thought I said 'your highness'...

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>>8515297

>mycherrycrush

>>8516329
no kurwa

Leontios

M:Sokratis,Alcibiades
F:Thalia

>tfw my family made fun of my mom when she wanted to name me Jakob
>tfw Jacob

M: Emory , Owen , Virgil
F: Molly , Katherine , Rayne

>>8517534
kyuss sounds sexy as fuck
youre gonna be a great dad, anon

>>8515249
Thats my dogs name, lol

>George
>M: Soda F:Seven

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my name is Gannon

probably Adolf, Thor, or Wolfgang

>>8515218
>How /fa/ is your first name?
Seth

>What will you name your firstborn?
male: Solomon
female: Penelope

>>8517534
Just as I was starting listening to some Kyuss. Dammit universe.

>>8517753
but if it's a chick I'd name it Lorette or

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>>8517405
is this you?

>name
owen
>firstborn
m: luka
f: marina

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>>8517405
is this you?.

>>8515218
Serge
If M: Dmitri if F: Anastasia
Not even a Slav

>>8517771

GOAT

>>8515218
Conrad
M:Conrad Jr F:abortion

>Max
>Emmanuelle if girl, Émile if boy

r8 m8

>>8515218
>Stefan
>Sid, Andre or Bruce

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>tfw Trevor
>implying

>>8517503
>I know a girl named Andrea.
I've met girls called Luca that doesn't make it a female name

>>8515218

First Name: Josue

>>8517884
Its only a popular male name for Italians. Everywhere else its female.

>>8517899
it's only an Italian name

Jeffrey Tyler, it's meh

M: Ezra F: Alexandra

Thomas, I go by my middle name (Dylan) tho.

M: Stefan
F: Naomi

Hamza
M: Hamza F: Dissatisfaction

>>8517911
>911
>female being named "dissatisfaction"

pls don't blow me up

Will

M: Jaden
F: Willow

>>8517907
Stefan is my name.

eva
m: clarence nero f: mallory nera
pls r8
>>8517883
are you for real thats a bretty k00l name

Derek

M: Leander
F: Ingrid

>>8517956
your parents love you a lot.

MY name : Sam
M:Cormack
F: Bijou

>>8517900
Yes it is a traditional Italian name.
Doesn't stop non-Italians from using it.
Look at the name Marcus. That's Roman and its everywhere.

>>8515218

My name: Ben

Son: Gryff
Daughter: Gryf

>>8516412
What's up fellow Mar(c/k)us?

Elliott
M: Oliver
F: Imogen

>>8518319
or F: Rachel

>>8516712
masterrace kids names

>>8518143
sure do

>>8517913
I hope your not european or american because imma finna blow that ass apart till you never forget.

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>>8516158
she's guy then

>>8518430
my name: roman

son: darius, sebastian, julius
daughter: rowan, cara, harriet

>>8518460
oops didn't mean to reply to anyone

>>8518445
>sfw board
MODS

>>8518468
did the report button disappear? I can't find it wtf ;_;

>>8518481
click the little arrow?

>>8518445
Thanks
My boss just fired me.

>>8518233
It's still an exclusively male name

Jae-Won

M: Ching Wong
F: Ching Wing

my name: Harrison
sons name: Edwin
daughters name: Elizabeth

dennis

m:dominic or damian
f: kate

mi name is denzel

m: Ezra, Sage/Saige, Leo
f: Emily, Kaelyn, Nina, Sage/Saige, Sky

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>>8518498
Clearly

Devon
M:Theodore or Alexander
F:Sylvia or Terra

>>8515533
>bjerg?

Billy

F: Jenny m: Richard

I really love my name, thanks mum, thanks dad

My name is Innes, is it a shit name?

Male btw.

>>8517368
>sandnigger

My name: Dylan
Sons name: Tyler/Jackson
Daughter: Sena/ Alice

>>8515454
Seb bros 4lyfe

My name: Shayne
Son: Kendrick
Daughter: Violet